Name is Mance Rayder

>name is Mance Rayder
>is the leader of a bunch of raiders
BRAVO RR

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he probably named himself after his job

>famously mocked Tolkien
>his self insert has the same name as the hero of LOTR

>they raid manses

>No knights aren't called "Sir" in Westeros, it's "Ser"

>Shame on the House of Targaryen for such barbarity, shame.

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TARGARYEN THE BARBARIAN

>he probably named himself after his job
This. When he was still with the Night's Watch, he was assigned to a forward radar station.

>have a dragon
>name is drogon
BRAVO GRRM

most surnames are based on occupation or lineage

>smith
blacksmith

>johanson
johan's son

What does goldbergenstien come from?

>name King Robert
>is actually the king
Bravo Fatman

>Name is Eddard instead of Edward
>Everyone calls him Ned

Gurm has done it again?

Bakery and soapmaking

Such a waste of Ciaran Hinds.

Jimmy Mcnulty was offered to play the role but he had a busy schedule. I mean, this Mance Rayder was very good but Mcnulty would've been great.

reverse it

>stein
religious heritage

>gold
banker

>name is Mance
>is a man
it's like poetry

HE WUZ A CONSOLE OF ROME

It's a golden Frankenstein

It's a portmanteau

total hack

it's named after khal DROGO you subhuman

HE WAS A CONSUL OF DA NORF(beyond the wall)

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HE WAS A LORD OF WESTEROS

I didn't even pick this up because in my language we translate Sir as "Ser"

>Name is Mance Rayder
>Is a man
>Is a raider
>Is a man of raiders

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Like grrm is a portly man too?

>name is jon snow
>is from the place with snow

>name is ellaria sand
>is from the place with sand

WOW

>not calling your cat kat
>not calling your dog doug

>water guy
>Damphare
>Damp hair
bravos grrm

>name is Stannis Baratheon
>the man is stony (Stan) and his family likes to drink (Bar) is angry (rath) and is Godly (theon)

>planet = Planetos
>West = Westeros
>East = Essos
>South = Sothoryos
>thousand islands = Thousand Islands
>rock with a castle on it = Castley Rock
>swords for sale = sellswords
>Sir = Ser
>dragon = Drogon
>scruffy canid = Shaggydog
>monotheistic god = R'hllor (Ruler)
>throne made of iron = Iron throne
>kings guards = Kingsguard
>the oldest city = oldtown
>city where king is = Kings landing
>City where the Lannisters have ships = Lannisport

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BRAVO GRRM

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Gold
Mountain
Stone

Its damfare faggot

>gendry
>not a member of the gentry
Subverted

Rider retard is when you plunder people raider is when you drive a car or horse

BRAVOSI