Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Bless this thread with Holy GETs, /comfy/ vibes, free /healings/, and free /repairs/.
first for wholesome alita
Morning Eurobros
May 22nd: Moscow, Russia
May 23rd: Barcelona, Spain and Lepe, Spain
Mercedes Platz, Berlin, Germany (3D): May 23rd to 26th
May 29th: Barcelona, Spain
June 1st: IMAX 3D in Oslo, Norway at 14:30 or 15:00 local. Fan group have reserved 120+ tickets.
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Outdoor: Freiluftkino Hasenheide Volkspark, near Tempelhof
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Indoor: Hackesche Höfe Kino
June 7th: Cologne, Germany: Open air Sommerkino
Westfalenpark PSD Open Air kino in Dortmund: Still collecting surveys
>Rosa
>photo double
>stunt double (free diving)
>stunt double (fights)
>stunt double (acrobatics)
>stunt double (rollerblades)
>stunt double (aerobics)
Anyone I'm missing?
>Eurobro
>not Insomniac Yank
What's this then?
Lub u guys
Wild new screenings appear:
Stockholm, Sweden: May 24th, 25th and 26th
Make sure you didn't get Aladdin'd
Based nords.
floof!
How can I watch Alita !
This movie never got a screening in Australia.
Please help
The cutest floof ever
Guess what time it is
I watched her 5 times here but you'll have to catch the blu ray friend
>Please no ...
>So weak...
Childhood is being a comfyfag. Adulthood is realizing that Jerome makes more sense.
Iron city was never a happy, comfy place
The strong pray on the weak
Yea Forums was never known for being cozy or comfy.
Comfy anons are like Alita at the beginning of the movie, naive, child like, innocent
Jerome is at the end of the movie when Alita is crying. Nova is truly Jerome. Fully.
Night anons stay comfy
cute
Americans get Aladdin'd, Polish people get Thanos'd, but in Sweden when they say Alita they really mean Alita.
China, Taiwan, Korea, Norway and Germany all had - or has upcoming - fan requested screenings. Germans and Norwegians are doing a crowdfund, but in Taiwan it was literally one guy who bought out a whole screening for his colleagues. At least one of the many fan screenings there - they might have crowd-funded the other ones.
In China it was easier to get a screening, but one guy there who owned a stake in a movie theater even donated his cut of the profits to the studio to pump up the chance of a sequel.
Some Alita fans have more money than sense, which means they punch way above their numbers when it comes to profits.
>Fuck you art hater
You think lita would get along with major?
Yes definitely
Manga Major would probably get it on with Alita, or want to. not that it’s anything i’d think about
Sleep well fren
Night night user
Man I really want to see all of them in the same photo. Hopefully they all made the Blu-ray
Imagine if there was 6 Rosas irl haha just think about it for a second
This is now a consecrated thread. Peace be to all.
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
/r/ fan-art of this if it doesn't exist.
first her, (forget her name) then elf and zwolf. nova has great taste in his sex sla..assistants.
Slow comfy hours
i wanna see her robo-cunny lads
Blessings to you, in the name of the Order of Alita.
Best scene in the movie
It was in cinema heaps. Try solarmovies til DVD
It's up there but I liked the bar scene more
>t one guy there who owned a stake in a movie theater even donated his cut of the profits to the studio
What a goddamn champ
Guess its emotional climax versus action climax. (I know from a plot perspective the action climax is the motorball and confrontation with zapan, but bar is the best fight scene)
>tfw just canceled my price-gouging Amazon blu ray pre-order and ordered 2 steel books instead
This fanbase is stronger than people think. Kishiro had a vision and it came true.
Don't worry user I'll leave half, AND you'll have an excuse for not having to run away next time!
These edits are actually getting genuinely good now and it scares me.
Me too user
Alita was my sole reason for coming out of Photoshop retirement after like 5 years.
The thread is a better place for it too.
I bet it’s purple
Thank you fren I'm glad someone has something nice to say about my work. These are the little things that make it worthwhile.
Canonically there is a cavity in the pubic region where a silicon insert (pretty much an advanced fleshlight) can be optionally installed.
This was omitted from the film version.
We talking manga canon or book canon?
Always. Every piece of content produced here is something that I support.
Alita Battle Angel™ officially licensed Fleshlight's is a great merchandising crossover.
The best hours friend
>great merchandising crossover.
It'd be one of the only merchandising crossovers
When Jerome's asleep and Alitans are at play.
Why haven't you killed yourself
Jeez, I spoke too soon.
We're waiting for sequel
Thinking the same thing there Scotty ol boy. I only have my amazon one because i saw it pop up exactly 24 hours ago and got excited.
Not quite my style.
Arizona ice tea for burgers like me. Shoes and a phone for the chinee?
>here at channel 84 we call them Alitinians
>i can see why you’d make the mistake, not being a professional broadcaster and all.
Manga and the official novelization both. She's fully functional.
Alita can choose to have sex if and when she wants.
does she ever want to?
I still like alitazens
Then who would watch the blu-ray I preordered?
That's cool. I also like Alitans and Alitists
Alita was built for fucking, the movie got this all wrong
Depends who you ask.
>JC confirmes the sequel but delays it so that the anons can get their life together in time
>Saves dozens of lives in the process
Based boatman
I mean considering Sonic of all things got the merch crossover, you'd think Alita would too.
Novel is non canon hogwash. There’s no vagina sleeve even alluded to in the manga, nor is sex directly referred to. Closest thing is her getting embarrassed when she learns Kaos can see all of her past with Figure. Oh and the plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room
2019 is the year of live action anime kino.
>tfw preparing to go to the gym at 3:30 AM
24 hour gyms are so comfy
If you want to get technical we’d be under phyla ‘Alitapids’ class ‘Cyborgata’
7:30pm for me here and the normies are thinning out. Lift well fren
But Nancy, they worship an alien! She's from Mars! And the government knows and they do nothing!
That's adorable Alita would love Pikachu
Perfect
Surprisingly well done
you are worse than jerome. you are a failed abortion. fuck off with these pictures. eat shit
2:30 here and just starting to flex.
they never explicitly say... but...
I love how these /alita/ threads are so much kinder than the rest of Yea Forums. I love you all.
I mean I would fuck F4 if I was a cute cyborg girl so I can't blame her.
Shine on you crazy bastard. Keen for the HQ webms.
Alright buddy, get some! Leave humanity behind!
I totally read that as "so much kinkier."
I think I have a pretty one-track mind late at night.
Is that a request for more lewd
All of my posts are low-key requests for more lewd.
Fuck sukku, you're getting the wall.
It did. You just missed it.
What the fuck
I think July 3 is when the web downloads begin.
So, around then.
>8 SCOOPS YEAH CMON
RICH PIANA WAR PAINT EDIT WHEN
Better delete this before leeta sees your bald faced cultural appropriation.
Shit I'm gonna need more ammo for this one.
my favorite capeshit
RIGHT NOW
What's going on with that last cat? Just confused? Or ballsier than all the rest?
105% MONSTER
>pyfw Rosa shows up to the beach meet....
The rest are all kittens, that one's fully grown.
It's quite clearly older so maybe it knows better than to freak out about whatever they saw.
A-shitta: Battle Anus
I now remember I’ve been posting in these threads since before St Patrick’s day. feels good man
Your movie got fucking REKT by BASED Uwe Boll
>mfw Rosa gets dogpiled by autists
Do they even sell 3D TVs anymore? My mom has one, but I want one at my place.
>ears sideways
>flat back
>lower to the ground
>tail down
anxious
>pyfw Rosa decides to come to my place after for a swim
>a man with zero taste
>wrecking literally anything besides his own movies
top kek
Rosa just want to hang out wid some cool fans of her movie, nothing with that...
I don't think so, which is kinda sad.
Not really, at least not first hand. Your only option now is buying a VR headset.
youtube.com
Would be cool. I'd ask her to try one of my cupcakes, maybe ask for a selfie, and chill and just try not to make a big deal out of it
Fucking cat is trying to flex on my bowflex time. He’s gonna have to deal with it.
>OFFER a cupcake
>TRY not to make a big deal out of it
>MAKE a big deal out of it
me on the bottom
Or a projector, as most have 3d capabilaties, and it's much more imersive than a TV, with the screen being like 4 times the size. Just need a space big enough for a screen...
I'm way beyond tired I'll admit
but honestly
I have no idea what you're trying to say
>what would happen if even
I think that's the problem, who has an empty room with a free wall and enough space for the projector with no windows in their house?
What did anonchan mean by this I don't understand
Yeah, I'm gonna need this shopped so it's projecting Alita: Battle Angel.
I have a nice blank wall in my living room but the fucking windows man. Really need dedication to make it work 100 percent.
I mean I'm going to try and get one set up somewhere just your/ourgirl/ , because I've tried the 3D VR stuff with my oculus rift and I just don't see me being able to put up with that thing on my head for 2 hours straight....
But yeah and you'd want a semi good sound system as well...
I must admit I'm pretty envious of the people who can afford to just put an extra room on their house just for their projector room.
He means you're going to try not to make a big deal out of it but fail and end up making a big deal out of it anyway.
I'm not. Fuck the bourgeoisie.
>cozy 70s aesthetic.
Good grief that’s making me jelly.
I think I'm better than that! I'd get nervous, but I'm not very spergy.
>Cupcake!?
>That big ass room
>Tiny ass screen
Something went wrong here, down the line.
Why not use a pull down screen?
>post yfw the Alita statue walks down the beach 5 minutes later
>Statue
>Walks
Also she has her sword out
The real question is could I keep my cool if Keaan "I've stared at your shirtless for quite a while" Johnson rolled up
You'd probably be a lot safer than the rest of us, whatever the case.
Wtf was he laying down in a pile of freedom fries? Coming up to the bonfire covered in seagul shit like that.
the only right thing to do
>hey Alita
>I don't kill cyborgs
>I just mutilate them and sell their parts on the black market
nice save, Hugo, bravo
based class consumer eat them all
He'd been jacking off cyborgs
>yfw Rosa shows up at the meetup
>then leaves 2 minutes after because everyone is hitting on her
Whyssat?
How to become cyborg
Listen. Zapan is a BITCH. Hugo did nothing wrong.
>implying they wouldn't all be staring at the ground while she's goofing off trying to get the mood level
art deco trim
nice.
I wonder what the world record is for most hover hands in a single photo
I bet we could beat it
>accidentally touch Rosa
>know that her lawyers will bury you in court
>decide to have her body guards bury you in the earth instead
>virgin weebs hitting on anybody
yeah, right? you think cyborg arms just grow on fucking trees? i bet most of those poor saps don’t even have a bag of citrus to offer a kind doctor.
>one of her body guards was actually shooting threat Jerome all along
>proceeds to wipe entire meet
My TV(well technically a monitor WasabiMango UHD550) has a 3D panel inside it but wasn't marketed a 3D display and as such doesn't have all the 3D modes built into it, so I can't activate half-sbs mode like a normal 3DTV can. The only way to get 3D to work is to interleave the 3D image and the only way I know how to do that is via potplayer. pic related
So you might actually have a 3D display without knowing it. They made so many 3D panels they started just putting them in stuff and not advertising the fact they're 3D because it hurt sales more than it helped.
Alita is #3 in best selling Blu-rays on both Amazon US and Amazon UK.
It looks like #5 from where I'm sitting
Honestly though I would offer her a canned margarita, and after we got to bro down a bit I’d challenge her to a kung fu knife hand game. She’d probably beat me and we’d laugh... and laugh..
>accidentally injure Rosa against all expectations
>she threatens to sue
>this bitch is actually crazy
>she's a rich celeb, you're a nobody
>you see your ruined life flash before your eyes
>only way out is sepuku
>die on the beach
The only person that wins here is Jerome.
It's #5 in DVD+BD, but #3 in BD only.
I see. I'm curious how the sales of the steel books are stacking up to this, seeing as they are $15 cheaper and apparently superior.
The bluray sales absolutely exploded as soon as it became available in UK.
>implying i don’t beach meatup behind 7 proxies
>>this bitch is actually crazy
she actually is
That's a "divided by zero" thing, though, because it would happen to every item that was previously not available to order.
>meatup
>crazy
dedicated*
Bullshit thrown out by the first judge it came across.
if anyone wants to test if they secretly already have a 3D display
Get yourself a pair of cheapo 3D movie glasses
Download the International Trailer 3D (Lossless)
thedigitaltheater.com
Then install pot player
potplayer.daum.net
Then turn on 3D mode and set the video source to half side-by-side and the output to one of the interleave options, most 3d panels will be row but if that doensn't work try column.
That just for TV's or monitors as well, because I heard that 144hz monitors should be able to play stuff in 3D but needs some tweaking and faffing around to do.
I would prefer ultra high frame rates over 3D, honestly.
It's for anything that secretly has a polarizer glass 3D capable panel inside that wasn't advertised as 3D and doesn't have traditional 3D modes you can activate.
They made a ton of monitors and TVs with these left over 3D panels but stopped advertising them as 3D and stopped putting in the $10 worth of electronics to make them work as 3DTV with easily changeable 3DTV modes for side-by-side over-under ect, but what those modes did was they'd convert that standard side-by-side or over-under image to either row or column interleaved which is how the panel inside is set up so when you put on the polarized glasses every other row or column is blocked out per eye and you end up with a 3D image.
It's not about refresh rate, that's for active 3D it's about if your monitor/tv is one of those that used a left over 3DTV's panel without advertising itself as 3D.
Yes. Yeess. Come to the dark side user. Let Jerome flow through you. Become one of us.
>namfagging cunt
>whiny post
>dumb alita meme
literally cancer
>We live in an IRON CITY
solid render there
I love you lot all.
HI FRIENDS
Hi dork.
Hey there lil fella.
Id hit on her in a heartbeat and take her home
Ahhh okay doubt I've got any of them. But I'll give it a try.
Well you'd have to fight me for that because she'd be mine.
if I were actually going ;__;
Been absent for more than a week and you lads are still here! Based!
Also, Hi!
Hi Leeta! We're always around.
HI FREN
Heeeey, girlfriend!
Cute
JC needs this feedback
Is the steelbook blu ray 4k 3D available to pre order in canada?
Anyone know what people needed to get those glasses on Alita? Was it just one of those face app things?
I don't think so atm, but I'm in the UK and I've had to order mine from France.... As Zavvi said they're not likely to get any more in stock.
Well if she shows up I’d tell her you’re a big fan after I take her home
...
> 3 days ‘til beach meet
Its a shoop like the others. Find glasses pic on their own or cut glasses off another pic. Then shoop them onto Alita. If you want to do transparent sunglasses you need to mess with the sunglass's layer transparency.
>no alcohol
>no weed
>no campfire
>the food will be tainted
>beach wil be crowded
>illegal activities are planned
>threats of police harassment
>veiled threats of a shooting
>attendees planning to bring guns for protection
Um sorry. This is one meetup I won't be attending.
You weren't invited anyway.
Don't forget
>it's gonna be raining
>people will be rude
>cannibal zombies will invade the beach
>Godzilla will rise from the ocean
>No Blu-ray will be released
>No sequel
>Being outed as liking Alita will somehow destroy your life
>We'll never make it to 100 threads about Alita
etc.
rude
>T-t-thanks, I guess...
Captin who?
Brie fag BTFO
So many stars for ourgirl!
My bedrooms starting to look like a chapel dedicated to Alita...
this is normal right?
All tributes to the Order are approved of as holy sites. Provide pictures.
Note that this is just the trending releases. Here's the actual top sellers in Blu-rays.
A while ago Alita was 6th? 5th?
ooof that GoT rating though
gimmie two secs
>such as Sean Bean
for fuck's sake he died in S1
i mean he was also in most of the series by time on screen so
Personally, I find Kishiro's vision less and less engaging. I read it for the crazy powers and techniques, since there are no more characters I could care about.
>Wtf? I though you said you loved me. This thread is barely hanging on the board though. Post faster you lazy fucks.
Jesus that took me way too long to find out how to compress and image... and then the resolution is too large... so just take this...
But I've got a bunch of other stuffs as well just dont have anywhere to hang/ display them...
We're just keeping it cozy Alita! Of course we love you.
To be fair, Game of Thrones s8 BD is competing with the s8 steel book BD, the s8 DVD box set, and the complete series in BD and DVD. That is true for Alita as well, of course, since you can get Alita in 4K, regular BD or DVD.
>imgur.com
Absolutely based and /healed/ it's even well-organised. I love it friend.
2.5 stars it a good indicator of that bad quality tho
Oh, yeah - I thought you meant the sales. Yeah, the customer reviews are likely to be dropping. I also suspect that people are canceling their GoT pre-orders.
Thanks! Trying to get the frames lined up and square was a huge pain in the ass, but was worth the effort.
wikihow.com
you need to be deprogrammed
I don't have it on me but ah,
>bigWOO.webm
>Implying this is a cult we'd want to leave
No h-bombs in volcanoes here, folks.
And what!?
Here is a copy of the pic reduced so it can be uploaded on 4chin.
Drink poison Kool AIDS you fuckin' losers.
Seek help. Reconnect with your family. Find a hobby. If nothing else works, try visiting a therapist. Your behavior is not healthy and it might escalate until you're too far gone to save.
Alitism is a religion of self-improvement, not a suicide cult.
I very much like this edit. It will live on.
Technically that was flavour-aid
Thanks fren, take this new strangely lit Alita angel!
But I do all of those things user. I live a balanced life which includes engaging with this community here too.
I dont think he realizes that all these can co-exist...
It's hard to love when one doesn't understand it
>The JeromesTown massacre
Holy fuck someone please put these together. Also it's bed time for me. Sleep well my ausfrens
Kek nice
Don't you get it? SHE'S EVIL
I would like to sign up to this church please
I tried to blend their faces, but that shit looked horrifying.
This is excellent ty
that is pretty based..the 1k figure would fit perfectly in the middle
John wick 3 is /Alita/ approved right friends? i'm finally going to watch it tomorrow.
I bet he has it on the way
hello sis!
>watching any movie besides Alita
How could you user?
Alita: Battle Devil
Nah believe it or not, I don't but I do have the smaller one pre ordered.
It is. I liked it better than chapter 2.
*AHEM*
1 >> 2 >>> 3
it's 1 > 3 = 2 for me
>WAIT JIM! THAT'S NOT THE BALL!?!
It cant be helped user..I watched 1 & 2 and need to see 3
Alita steel books are now #2 AND #5 in the best-selling Blu-rays on Amazon Germany.
Wtf, have they all got different arts?
God damn JC making me buy 3 different steel books....
Wtf Alita blu ray is not yet available to buy in Canada!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can you not cop one from burgerland?
>not watching gun dad's movie
You're one step from being excommunicado from /alita/
The first one is nice, I have that poster.
Yea Forums likes deepfakes right!?
Thankfully this is not that kind of deepfake......
>Ali's face on Audrey hepburn's head
mega.nz
It says "artwork subject to change" on the rightmost one. And the center one might just be a cardboard sleeve for the actual steelbook. So it might all be the same steelbook with different sleeves.
Yeah could be the case, either way I've pre ordered the middle and left. And will have to find the right hand side one one eBay for about 50x the the original price ;__; (If it turns out they turnout they actually exist)
Keep it /comfy/
Will do!
Somebody should put Ido's head on the bus driver, and Hugo's on the car driver. Maybe vector as the guy who dropped the oranges.
Yeah that would be good, but I know its kinda finicky and hard to train the deepfake's AI so I'm just glad it was used for good and not for you know what...
How is this possible?
ugly bitch
What do you mean? HtTYD 3 is available right now, while the other three are pre-orders.
The only surprising thing about this - if one had to guess 6 months ago - is that GoT is doing so poorly.
$50 double the price of any of the other's and still gets to 3rd place...
Stop projecting user, just because you can only get "ugly bitches" dosent mean Rosa's one.
I'm saying how is a flop that high?
wtf I love rosa now!
Oh, you mean it flopped straight into the top three selling Blu-rays. And into our hearts. I get it.
Maybe because it was never a flop.
But Scott said...
Oh, NO NO NO
Jerome's on suicide watch! Get BTFO
What is the steelbook cheaper than the Amazon version?
Baker?
Yes, because Amazon hasn't discounted it yet. They're likely to do that closer to release.
I'm on new bread folks
>tfw no steelbook available in Latin America
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fresh Bread