Going back to your room again user?

I can't relate to these things because I've never had visitors or proper furniture in my house

Spoon girl :3

*click*
>time freezes
*sniff SNIFF snifffff SNIffff*

imagine the sneed

What is sex like? The prospect of getting naked in bed with another person scares the shit out of me. Like I wouldn't know what to do and embarrass myself.

*scutters underneath the table*
oh my oh yes
*gives each foot a proper sniffing*
mmm oh were you in the gym today, dear?
*licks the delicious sweaty nectar from in-between their toes*
Mmmn oh thank you my queens I am not worthy..

youtube.com/watch?v=L2w7z0aB3l0

It's pretty good. Just don't over think it. You'll find a girl who wants to fuck you. most women can understand that's it takes a lot to get naked infront of someone and they'll be happy if you get naked for them

can you expose yourself to people if they're in your house?

>"oh fuck off Dave, you're not passing"

Is there a trick to getting a girl to have sex with you without trying? Do you have to be a 6'4" Chad with a huge bulge in your pants? Being an incel is suffering.

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Women are always covered in random bruises.

Based Diogenes. Fuck roasties, ponder the great mysteries of life.

This. The only men worth fooling around with are bi. Full on fags are usually gross and have had, at minimum, 110 cocks in their ass.

Stop being such a beta bitch

yes

>"Seed and feed? I don't get it user"

>allowing other humans into your lair
This is why murder rates are soaring. One must bar the portal to the outlands and only sneak out in tge dead of night to hunt for food. Take it from me, Ive lived 47 years and never once encountered danger whatsoever.

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Tyreek and Daevon play rough.

These photos trigger me

6'4" with huge bulge, here. It still takes work, and I don't really know if it's worth it.

Dont worry. Once you turn 30, jerking off every morning basically makes you asexual through the entire day.

This. The only female I can make eye contact with is my mom.

>hang out at friends house once
>drinking some beers with 5 or so bros
>suddenly group of friend's sisters teenage girl friends come over
>just sit there silently waiting for them to leave while they talk extremely loud about stupid shit
>they don't leave
>suddenly one girl points out that I'm too quiet "you should talk more"
>sperg out
>aggressively shout "Why?"
>everyone gets weirded out
>start quickly pounding down beers and scotch
>start getting pretty drunk
>pissed off because I just wanted to chill out with bros instead of being harassed by teen girls
>people start playing beer pong
>I'm still not saying anything just sitting in the corner drinking excessively
>everytime the ball comes over to me I quickly pick it up and throw it as hard as I can at someone's head
>do it a few times
>"OW WHAT THE FUCK DUDE"
>laugh to myself "SHUT UP YOU STUPID SLUT"
>continue ditching ping pong balls at people's heads while they try their best to ignore me
>hear girl ask friend what is wrong with me
>"yeah he's kinda insane"

>Why are you so nervous around us all the time, user?

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There's no cheat codes for life. Stop overthinking and go live.

They know why you're nervous and they think it's funny and pathetic you virgin

>>going back to your room again user?
I'm rewatching The Lobster. It's a highly demanding film about the degradation of contemporary romantic interactions, the excising of emotion and the rise of a sanitized neo-puritanical pragmatism in finding a suitable partner; the dangers of becoming overly reliant on prescribed, ordered and enforced systems of language and discourse. Unfortunately you all lack the cinematic IQ to comprehend this masterpiece good day

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emma stone on the right, gal gadot on the left

THIS CAN'T BE REAL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I'm allergic to rosties

we need to return to a society where women feel a genuine threat of violence for stepping out of line. they are literally allowed to behave in whatever despicable way they want without any reprimand

Been there, unless you get them one on one you are just their clown for amusement. The only thing you can do is tell them that so and so said something to make her insecure and do the same thing with every one of them except the one you have the best chance with between shots in the kitchen. Most of them will get insecure and call their beta buddies while you get drunk with the remainders. The last one standing is your meathole for the night

I can’t take shit like this IRL my heart beats too fast and I start to feel like I’m breaking reality. Wish it happened more often tho because every time it does I feel like I’m in the Truman Show

How's asking two innocent question despicable? Why can't you handle the light banter? I thought men were supposed to to be the stronger sex.

What level of cuckdom is donating money to a female twitch streamer? Buying her a gift?

The funny thing is none of those girls even remembered this shit happened by a week later, while it will be ingrained in your memory for as long as you live.

Holy shit you are legit autiști, you deserve to remain an incel for life.

just finishing up a "reverse gangbang" adult film marathon, m'ladies *winks tips fedora*

reminder that you should never ever feel intimidated by women because they will never once in their life create something or have an original idea and their entire existence is parasitic and hollow. and they should be treated as such

because I have a small pp

*turns 360 and walks away*

These threads make me feel like assaulting a woman

I've had 5 girlfriends

I just sperg out when extroverts shame introverts

Literally believe womyn and have sex.

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Oh boy, and you think women are superficial.

im bi, hello how are you

bases

I've had 5 girlfriends
Rosie Palm's 5 daughters, maybe.

>suddenly one girl points out that I'm too quiet "you should talk more"
the only time a girl said this to me was in 9th grade, and my immediate response was "if you want to come talk to me you could have just said so" and it ended up with us dating for three years.

you sound like a colossal spergcel.

Imagine being an attractive roastie. Literal life on easy mode.

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we've gotta shooter here folks!

>Full on fags are usually gross and have had, at minimum, 110 cocks in their ass.
so you'd rather be with a "bi" guy and suck on the dick that's been in those 110 asses.

god i wish i could be

cross dressing makes me so horny

but they still seethe. Such is their fate.

sauce on the titcow on the right

>I've had 5 girlfriends
donating to a slut's patreon does not make you their boyfriend, user.

*whips out phone*

>see for yourself

instagram.com/p/BlQnzrWBZ7z/

8 homewreckers

>Oh hey Diogenes what are you doing in there lol?
>L-l-l-leave me alone! I'm thinking about important things!
>Okay we're just gonna go have sex with barbarians then.
>S-s-s-sluts...

how do white women already look so old in the face at age 25ish

where do I find girls that don't have repulsive personalities?

You sound mentally retarded.
I can understand wanting to only drink with the guys that you usually drink with but this shit is just dumb as fuck.

You don't because if they don't crave attention then they're gonna be invisible

Being a fag doesn't do it for me. I want to be an actual girl. Like lying on my back and getting drilled by a chad, getting pregnant, carrying a baby in my belly, lactating, etc.

well the one on the right is a man so...

yikes

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this is trannypilled as fuck

I just like wearing womens clothing and looking feminine

>thanks for helping us with this photo Tyrone, you're so much fun!!

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>watching "adult" kino on TV
>get massive rock hard boner at a particularly steamy scene
>so engrossed in the ensuing pseudo fornication that completely miss out on the sound of sister coming in with 6 of her friends
>"ahem"
>turn around to see sister red faced and her friends staring at me with thinly veiled disgust/amusement
>figure my lifes over, got nothing more to lose
>get up to beat a tactical retreat back to my lair upstairs
>they witness my awkward attempt at disguising my fully erect mast whilst I scramble back to safety post haste
>tfw I hear the word "creep" and "ewww" being thrown around as I awkwardly remove myself from their presence
>tfw within 20 mins of the "incident" friends start asking if its true that I exposed my self to a bunch of middle school girls
>tfw you inadvertently become neighbourhood pedo
>tfw so damaged by this one fateful "incident" that you end up becoming a fullblown ultra hermit in your adulthood

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Well here's the thing... Women are born with this little hole between their legs which every man on earth just wants to stick something into. They're weaker than men, so they learn strategies. They deploy their minds and their sex, and they intuitively learn to humiliate.

God I hate women.

seek help

haha w-well right now I'm watching b-batman...
its a really deep film maybe u saw it...
>take big gulp that goes down the wrong pipe
>start hacking up phlegm and face turns beat red
"user are you okay?"
yeah I just-
>IBS starts acting up due to the sudden stress
>huge wet diarrhea brap hits me
>start making animal grunting sounds
>the girls look freaked out
>shit begins to drip down my legs, slip on it as I turn to run away
>fracture my hip since I haven't exposed it to stress ever
oh god please help me call 911

>Aguirre, The Wrath of God

can you give us a headsup when you decide to shootup a college campus

Same. Fortunately I'm hideous af so it'll never happen. Weird feel but good feel nonetheless.

Me on the right

*AHEM*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK TRANNIES
AND FUCK JANNIES

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she based and cute

holy fucking based

redpilled as well

literally every single one of them has more jaw than me

You could have at least sperged out normally and just stayed quiet jeez

lol

me too. i can sense the roastie bitch negative energy emanating from these photos. you just know that once the camera's off they sound like a bunch of cunts comparing each other's level of status and success.

If only. They all have fucked niggers and voted for open borders and more welfare i guarantee you

I'd grab her hair and fuck the shit out of her in front of other girls. None of them would have any objections about this, guaranteed.

Oh user just hop under the covers with me and I'll show you what to do

Oh joy, a bunch of white women drinking in the middle of the day. What productive members of society you all must be.

alpha as fuck dude. don't feel ashamed. these low iq seed containers won't remember it literally the next day

3>1>2>5>4>6
1>6>3>2>4 (cant see 5 well enough)
3>1>2
7>8>3>6>2>4>5>1

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Kill yourself degenerate BLACKED fetishist

Are you still friends with the guys?

el goblina

not even close

I know people like you. Just sit in the corner or stand awkwardly drinking like an entire bottle at a party just staring at people. Will eventually just break something and walk home

Based

I go to parties just to show everyone how loud I can scream

:p

literally me

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kek I remember people being like that in college. You'd see them and it'd be like they're having entire conversations in their head in-between sips.

everyone embarrasses themselves the first few times. No one cares

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Why do women whore themselves out? She should have some shame.

holy BASED

NORMALFAGS GET OUT

>have a loving gf
>still despise women
What do we do about the eternal femoid, bros?

t. Hammoud al-Tikriti

Don't you sluts have some vapid EDM even to wonder around in a bikini looking for alpha dick at?

Anyway, tv and most media is pozzed by social justice. I can't do nerd shit... and I can't have sex either. I'm between a rock and a hard place here. Fuck you all.

>sees attractive
>immediately think of niggers
Wew lad GG

I just don't like sluts. Where did I imply I was a towelhead?

lol i wish i was dead

girl in middle just brapppped

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based schizoid

i don't know user sometimes they get attention from awkward ugly people and that is a inconvenience, you really need to work on you empathy, do better

No, no. Wrong. Wrong!
1 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 6
6 > 1 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 5
3 > 1 > 2
3 > 5 > 7 > 2 > 8 > 6 > 4 > 1

"Well, remember when you girls went into the bathroom together? Funny thing...."

How is she a slut? She's just modeling a bikini. Literally have sex user.

>hey user you cute

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By the time I got to have sex the virility I had when I was young and horny was gone. I think there's a window where it's the best thing ever.

I hear my flatties fucking like pornstars, literally. But my experience was far from this. Depends on who you are and what kind of access you have to it and what stage of your life you get it.

b'd and rp'd roasties

Salty coins.

Is the one on the right a trannie? She can't possibly be this ugly otherwise

Remember the time when you weren't a depressed, emotional wreck incapable of feeling anything? When you were young, and life experience haven't shaped you into a mute, reclusive creep yet? And you could simply hang out with them, have a good time watching some bullshit while making them laugh?
Me neither.

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yo why dat bitch gotta ghost face?

'ate roasties
'ate the weathy
'ate greek philos
luv me barrel
luv me comedy
luv bein a rebel

simple as

thank God I only like little girls

kek I remember when lots of people were taking about this; didn't they do it because one of them had a bf who was a nigger?

>just modelling a bikini
she's showing her tits and ass on camera because she'd rather show off to everyone than use it to lock down a man

where's the cunny thread

There are ladies out there will want to fuck a virgin because "oh my god he hasn't been laid yet? Okay which one of us is gonna take care of him?"
You just gotta be at the right party at the right time with the right wingmen and the right alcohol

she should model a stoning

>everytime the ball comes over to me I quickly pick it up and throw it as hard as I can at someone's head
absolute fucking power move, I guarantee every single one of those chicks got wet

post more bong slags like this

I want to die.

user no

You're on Yea Forums I don't think anyone here goes to parties or interacts with women

I just want to sniff some lady feets is that so much to fucking ask

I probably would have an hero'd years ago if not for dedication to my shitposting career.

FUCK ROASTIES AND HAVE SEX (with little girls)

I think if I went into a club with the right attitude I might be able to do something. The worst thing you can do is go out with the intention of getting laid, women see the thrist.

But mental illness and all that.

>user you're a virgin? Ok you're not leaving this room til momma takes care of you.

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>lol user, what are doing, reading books? lol

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>hey user are you arent the stripper lol!

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basté

It's funny how neither of you realize that and are mostly the same chicks

You're hopeless.

Cum Filled Asshole Overload 2

Why is God so cruel?

Most Yea Forums virgins are already 30+ and haven't been to a party in over a decade

I think you underestimate the level of our autism. I've had literal girls grinding on my dick and all over me and I still manage to fuck it up

I envision the generation of an annulus slightly above chair-level, which causes the top halves or so of their heads to be separated from the trunks, and particularly the mandibular region (sheathes katana).

I can only imagine the inane bullshit that they're talking about while they all pretend to like each other and do little snide comments hidden as compliments not once meaning a single word of them. If I truly had to sit there for 5 minutes I would calmly and with a smile on my face and my heart full of joy slowly descend into the pool behind them and as my I gasped for air and my lungs filled with water the last thought of my air deprived brain would be I made the right choice.

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>m-my new co-cowboy bebop dvds just arrived...

>while it will be ingrained in your memory for as long as you live.
I still remember stupid shit a decade ago. WHY

Because your life is uneventful.

fuck off reiko

Never had such a time.

I want my virginity back

Huh makes sense

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>the one with pretty girls
>turn around and leave without looking back

I fucking hate women

it comes back after a few months of no sex

Yeah I'm that guy too. Why are you guys here?

braincel detected

do i still count as a virgin if i've only ever banged prostitutes and never had sex without a condom?

Women owe me sex.

more like shes going to say have sex and trigger you incels

You seem like a good guy, deep down
>pissed off because I just wanted to chill out with bros instead of being harassed by teen girls
This hits too hard. It kills me inside that I never want to hang out with my boys in public for this reason. I know I will lose all my friends one day for being a sexless loser.

Women can really sour a good time. Especially when you're being judged in mere seconds. I feel where this guy is coming from. Just hope he doesn't do anything stupid.

Glad to see Gilly having fun.

Yeah you are still a virgin

the cock knows. trust the cock.

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The hilarious part is most of them still manage to fuck up their easy mode life anyway because they are so stupid.

This is cp wtf mods

Technically no, but I'd say prostitutes don't count and thats why you feel that way. Having sex with a person who doesnt actually want to have sex seems like it doesn't count, because it doesn't

I dont want to click it

samefag

>The token brown girl
LOL

Are you trying to force the mods to get involved?

mgtow

3 1 2 5 4 6

this
they all fucking know they have the power
the fucking bitches

lol idgaf about mods I've been posting in here for hours, the samefag obviously is though because it's a thread not about politics and shit

get off the computer you freak

I-Ilya Prisma on B-Blu ray

they can make or break your week in seconds, but it's not their fault or merit

user yes

you sound like a fucking dick. She wants you to talk more because you’re a boring cunt shes trying to help you be more social

the worst you can say to a person that is quiet is UMMM WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET HUH
better ask him any genuine question about anything instead

It's really annoying how some of this judgement can come unsolicited when you don't expect it. The universe is hitting you with a wave of pain.

Not 100% a bad thing as for some it can be a kick in the ass, but for us it's just a kick down the stairs.

yeah but theres no need to sperg out like that. The fact he got so mad means it obviously bothers him that hes like that. To a normie it just seems strange that you wouldnt talk

There are too many people on the internet who just say ‘but i'm an introvert’ as an excuse to never learn how to socialise well

To be honest even if i could be with a woman like that it could probably kill me of a heart attack. Just too much.

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And you're an NPC. She's not being genuine. It's another way of saying "look at this fucking creep" and you know it.

imagine believing this. calling someone out on "being quiet" is 100% a social shaming tool. It's somebody needing to get a feeling of dominance over something they perceive as unknown. nobody who genuinely wants to help someone be more social would pull such a stunt. and only people who want to feel a sense of control over a situation care if someone is being quiet.

have sex virgins

When people tell you to get a life do you think they give 2 shits about you having a career and making friends you dumb motherfucker? This is the same shit.

you're the reason I celebrate shootings

the reason is because you’re socially inept and wish you weren’t

it bothers me that people think there's something inherently wrong with you if you don't spout meaningless shit every 10 seconds

you're a white knight

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I couldn't care less about social skills. there are more important things in life than small talk with smooth brains

This isn't even TV related, it's a thinly veiled troll/demotivational thread, and yet the fucking jannies have let it collect 200+ responses.

not really, I'm in my thirties usually have to jerk off once or twice when I get home from work. jerking off in the morning doesn't help, encountering a woman I'm even remotely attracted to is enough to get me horny and unable to focus on work. women should be banned from the workplace

you're an incel

>Moooooods! Help me!

I'm 35. I get periods where I'm pretty much "in heat" and jerking off 7 times a day about one week out of 2 or so months.

no wonder english lads hankered over leaving the islands

better than being estrogenized like yourself

keep smiling and have witty retorts to the banter you'll be fine.

>eww get this scantily clad hot female off my computer!
>btw u have estrogen
incel logic

yeah I don't like whores and people who defend their whoring ways

repeal female suffrage already

EUGENICS NOW

>yo I love pussy
>I'll even let women do whatever they want

>I get periods
>jerking off

>i don't like women
i know

better not go to the beach bro, you might start shooting people after seeing all those women in bikinis

wow you are an asshole

I don't defend awful roastie behavior like a good white knight (You) does

>Socjustice style shaming on Yea Forums

Your sorcery has no effect here.

>better not go to the beach bro, you might start shooting people after seeing all those women in bikinis
I cant explain why but if you're posting this sincerely I cant believe you're a day older than 20
I suppose it mostly because you're just saying things now, with no real context in this exchange.

your mom's a whore

what is this autistic response lmao
go up and re-read the reply chain

I know I will never have sex, but for some reason this conclusion scares me. My mind keeps thinking about a similar situation and I get really anxious, even if I consciously know sex is out of the question for me.

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>well, i have a collection of BLACKED.com
>i think each of you is in at least one of them

incels deserved to be shamed everywhere desu

$100 says the one on the right at the front fucks black guys.

omg he's just like me

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yeah like spending 5 hours a day on Yea Forums am I right? Grow up faggot, our entire lives revolve around other people in some way or another. So you better learn to do it

Have sex

have a happy elliot rodger day tomorrow frens :)

A vagina feels a lot better than your hand, but not all vaginas are created equal. Sex with someone you really like is always better than sex with a rando. Sex for girls is a lot more tied up with their emotions, so if you're both nervous dorks she's much less likely to cum.
Just find a nice girl and do nice things with her and it'll happen naturally, user. Unless you are severely deformed there's a girl out there for you.

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Maximum sperg has been reached

>this thread
holy cope

You dont want to man. You have to constantlu be proving to a girl like this that you deserve her.
Constantly
CONSTANTLY
The second you drop the ball, Any guy she meets has a chance to start getting into her head and ultimately stealing her affection.
Women are super opportunistic, and are almost (ostensibly) genetically predisposed to choosing whatever they think is best.
Womem like that will leave you in a fuckcing second and not ecen think twice about you. Not even send you a text to see how you are.
We humans are disgusting, but the average woman ia really reprehensible

>our entire lives revolve around other people in some way or another

Fuck you you busy body do-gooder fuck. When you've been preemptively socially rejected it's a bit different. Want me to chase these people and force them to like me? No? Well fuck off.

Really? I've avoided people for 7 years pretty successfully

dont coerce and pressure people into non-consensual sex

you're probably a freakish loser like every other neet on this site

yeah. and that's the way I like it. My happiness is only ruined when I come into contact with dumb NPCs who base their entire life off 3 second knee jerk reactions. trying to fit in with those zombies will destroy your soul

Nope.

lol your idea of a soul consists of re-purposed memes

this lolololol

why do you have a problem with me choosing to be asocial? do you want me to worship the God of social judgement?

goooooooooood evening ladies and it's yes you guessed it RAPEY WAPEY TIME!!!!!!

Have babies

oh look, a 75 IQ sneedposter steals another bane meme

Everyone's like that, are they not?

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beta uprising fucking when?!

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anyone else run around the house while home alone laughing and stabbing imaginary people?

Literally me

Those interviews are depression fuel. He really was destined for a pointless life of pain one way or another.

Do I know you bitches?

it was like watching an interview with myself

I guess 2..

What a legend.

>5 hours a day
You underestimate my power desu

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But I've been a mute recluse for as long as I can remember, even when I was a kid I'd rather go exploran the neigbourhood on my own instead of playing soccer or some shit.

>hear chad's and stacies having a gathering next door
>sit by the fence listening to what they talk about
>observe their patterns of speech/ sense of humour and most common topics like some kind of anthropologist

anyone else do this?

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>while masturbating

Both groups are Norwegian so you're probably right.

All the normie chicks commenting on the video:
>he literally does move, definitely a sign!

Bitch, he's just low energy, there's a ton of dudes out there like this.

>Ladies, i'd like to a share an important statistic if you would be kind to enough to spare a moment of your time
>Did you know...

it's true, my first gf was a virgin hunter, she got me good

told me how she came on to her stepdads friend who was sleeping on the couch one time and fucked him while her parents were upstairs

also told me how she had aken the virginity of 6 guys

watching ntr jav, you?

Link to the video, please?

True. They think they'll look like that forever and some rich Hemsworth-looking chad will come sweep them off their feet, and they'll settle for nothing less.

They wind up becoming emcels because chads can easily fuck them, then move on to the next hot girl and forget their names. They hit the wall, but don't realize it, and still have the same standards. They get knocked up by niggers who'll ditch them and the child-support payments, and then wind up with some fat cuck who'll accept their little niglet in exchange for having a once-hot wife.

youtube.com/watch?v=F2YWyLdX3NU

marry kill fuck kill kill fuck

>we are the hoes user

The amount off self-hating antisocial incels ITT

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Anime it makes me peepee hard

>3's a crowd
>Behold! A crowd of 3's

Based

N-not much ehehehehe

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sounds like she had a mental problem, did she wreck you emotionally or were you not attached.
or did you become like her

5 fucking captures

some girls are like that, and they consciously or unconsciously seek out the males that will suffer the most by them.
you have to identify what it is that makes you attracted to and attract that type and try to avoid it.

>all these reddit replies shitting on based user
This place really has changed.

the only reason I come here these days is to antagonise noramlfags. it seems all the oldfags kill themselves or went to wizchan

doctor zhivago, a brief encounter, and the bridge on the river kwai.. a lean night

>not throwing full cans at their heads
12 FUCkiNG CAPTURES

>captures
ke?

she doesn't you degenerate

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Get married you retard and find out. Their are women incels that are hiding at church and other places waiting for you. Of course you’re not going to get with a 9/10 lik OPs pic so don’t try

Sounds like myself. I can't help it, whenever I'm intoxicated, I start pondering the deep mysteries of life hoping to use my different state of mind to figure something out. I have no interest whatsoever in the casualchat people have when they're drunk, although I won't mind playing beer games.

One time when I was drunk and dragged to a nightclub by my friends, some girl came up to me and I asked her a philosophical, "what is all this?" It was too loud in there and I was too drunk to hear her response but it probably sucked. Don't remember the rest of the night.

Having money
Also being an “incel” doesn’t exist since you can always hire a hooker or work hard and get rich.

How did he have muscle despite not eating much or even exercising?

>asks some retarded rhetorical question
wow so deep user, such mystery. You sound schizophrenic

cool story bro

high test