Was it that hard to make a proper bald head?

Was it that hard to make a proper bald head?

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was it hard to make the birthmark look like Russia as it was suppose to be?

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Dawg, is that the Korean peninsula?

Cringe

Pro wrestlers always look gross in HD. The Glastnost Grappler had a hard life.

How is having a birth mark shaped like the country you own cringe?

I have a similar birthmark, right on the top of my skull. My biggest insecurity. Hope I never lose my hair.

wait he's real? I thought this was just a beauacrat cartoon character like how the scientist woman is obviously made up

This is an American post.

Are you fucking serious?

>this is your brain as an ameritard

>yfw learning that perestroika was actually real

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>Dawg, is that the Korean peninsula?
Kamchatka

mr user, delete this post

You could make that your trademark. Gorbi sure did.

>not, Mr user, tear down this post

Oh my fucking god Yea Forums really is the dumbest board

i decided against it
i was wrong

You don't know who Mikhail Gorbachev is? My god, fucking zoomers.

Jesus Christ

>people thinking Americans care about their gay ass Euro history

>Based American can't even into American history

>'muricans

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This is the type of poster who is completely unaware he's reposting reddit memes all day

Scientist woman is real. Pic related is science women that landed us on Australia.

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Armstrong also said one giant leap for personkind too. So progressive he was!

>euro history
>ussr
Holy shit stop posting user you're fucking embarrassing yourself.

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It's completely normal to compress a number of characters into one in drama and especially TV. This board is just mad it's a woman. cause they never had sex.

ABSOLUTE state of Yea Forums

>Gorbachev is now a mythical character

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I have had sex. It was with your mother, when we created you. I am indeed...your father.

Embrace me, son.

I am gril

#MeToo

He was great in the Naked Gun

10/10 comrade.

user... gorbachev is one of the most important people of the last 100 years... you should fucking killyourself or read a book you galactic thunder nigger

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Gorbachev

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Join the Military

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Reminder that this user's vote counts as much as yours.

This, but unironically. That is a terribly made bald head. It's literally just shaven in the middle. There should be slight thinning along the hairline like here. Also, I can see makeup seeping into the hair from the scalp.
Garbage show.

are her warts the result of radiation exposure

Sauce

Faye Reagan

Fucking zoomers

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It's ok not to know this right off this bat
But this is unacceptable

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in a single thread there are anons that cant recognize faye reagan and mikhail gorbachev
this site has the dumbest fucking niggers i have ever seen

Ronald Reagan

What is that? A scar?

I hadn't even made the Reagan connection
This is some 5D chess shit itt

put me in the screenshot

fucking never breed and kys, please.

>one of the most important people of the last 100 years
Correction: one of the most important traitors of the last 100 years.

top quality bait my friend, and congrats on the (You)s

its clearly a bald cap dipshit

Fun fact: The reason he had to put up with the birthmark was because he was told to remove his hat for his party ID photo when he first joined the CPSU (he was already bald).

After that he figured if he wore a wig or w/e people would take it as a sign of weakness and mock him, so he just went with it

Fuck you...you are my enemy. I will destroy you.

vladimedge vladimirov pls

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Id love to smash your fuckin teeth in

>Putin is now a mythical character

You heard the man vote Liberal Democraps and stop brexit

>implying he's not going to snipe the fireman's wife next week

Wait i'm in the wrong thread

bye

Guaranteed this guy is going to breed like a rabbit.

Yeah this isn’t the cuck thread, that’s two doors down

>knowing where the cuck thread is
I bet you know all the gay clubs in your area too

Yeah I prefer to avoid fags, like yourself and your dad

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Why is it so hard to have a non-faggot OP?

who is this guy.

It's Nikita Kruschev.

absolutely based man, everyone crying about muh baldness and muh receding hairline should learn from this mother fucker

Kruschev

How much Gorbagool was spilled on his head as a child to leave a mark like that?

I think it was a nice sarcasm

Fucking zoomers. Entire generations with no memories of the cold war. We should have just nuked ourselves to nothingness so you'd never be born.

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that's one Reagan I'd vote for

Misa Campo

I, too, wish he wasn't real but sadly he is.

The USSR will never come back no matter how hard you wish, you foolish old fossil.

Unlike Yeltsin I don't actually outright hate Gorby, the USSR needed more transparency and more democracy, but God damn did he end up running an already struggling nation into the ground. I'd still have some sympathy for him if he didn't still try to market himself as some great reformer and philanthropist. Fucking pizza commercials, my god.

Based retard

I thought you zoomers were an exaggerated maymay but noooo

>I come to bring present for warming of house
>Instead find you grappling with local oaf

imagine being this retarded

What the hell is wrong with americans?

If we're being honest then the odds of an American knowing about him is higher than some Aussie or European kid who lives in a country that didn't put as much importance on the Cold War as the US did.

Peak Eurobait

Leonid Brezhnev, the others are lying.

5 star post right here

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It's time to take a break user

Gorby is not amused

lol no
Unlike in America, it's pretty common for people to have a knowledge of the world outside their borders

Americans...

irrelevant

the kids on this board consume the same media regardless of where they are from. they are all equally ignorant

capeshit and got is worldwide

Nicholaï Ivanichev, USSR minister of Steel & Coal (1982-1987) (formerly KGB agent)

He doesn't look like a minister of coal.

>Cold War didn't involve USA
B A S E D
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He was pretty poorly casted too honestly

Agreed; the Central Committee should have elected a better General Secretary