You can almost see his gut wrenching

His girlfriend died in a car accident shortly after she miscarried their child then broke up with them.

jesus

He's a big guy. He'll be fine.

for you

Jesus fuck that poor guy.

So it's come to this again...

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I'm glad he's making some sexy action movies, John Wick 3 was so fucking good

Is it true Keanu was dating the tranny actress from sense8?

What's the problem? I didn't see any mention of his dead girlfriend

How come none of the normturds in the comments mentioned it?

something about him and his weird body language screams "clinically depressed emotional wreck" to me
i know this because i am one as well lmao

reeves as new wolverine would be kino

>I don't want to live in just one era
You're just feeding the suspicion at this point, Keanu.

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Do I remember it wrong but didnt he had all kind of other harsh stuff happened in life beside that gf and kid stuff?

drones

youtube.com/watch?v=Mvb8q5Q_v9c

yeah i really see that

Poor sod

Keanu's least convincing role yet...
>playing someone happy

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Y'all ain't seen shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=etlBZInTE-I

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Yeah, the
>Keanu had a hard life
memes were not a joke

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WHY

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You know what's the most fucked up thing in all this?
The fact that this garbage popped in my recommendations yesterday. Why the fuck was it even there, I'll never fathom.
With all the datamining they do, I'm pretty sure they have me in some list or another according to my searches, so how
in the ever living fuck did this happen?

Thank God for Video-Blocker.

The tragic life of Keanu Reaves.
>Father left when he was 5 years old, raised by single mother
>Was a young hockey talent with prospects but got injured and had to quit playing
>Best friend Pheonix dies from drug overdose
>Stillborn baby and girlfriend dies in a car crash believed to be caused by her prescription drugs for depression
>Sister gets leukemia, survived though
He's just extremely humble and comes off as an authentic guy. Even still takes the subway and doesn't gloat in luxury when he's estimated to be worth $350 mill.

Yeah, he reminds me of when I was younger and still tried to seem likeable and cheerful. My younger brother is doing the exact same thing.

Damn, I was not ready for those feels

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He would unironically make a great Spike

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If not photoshopped, that's mainly diet and exercise right there. One of my co-workers is in his mid-to-late 50s and you'd swear he's late 30s at most (and likely a lot younger). The guy is relentless with his diet and works out a lot. The only thing that has aged him in recent years is his hair: Color it and he's practically in his late 20s again. It's spooky.

>What happens when we die?
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>He answers
>AWWwwwww
This fucking shit is so stupid.

Jesus christ the stupid cunts can't even filter questions like that. If comments are disabled I'm going to be pissed.

I just want to hug him.

no homo.

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That absolute seething contempt.

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So?

you will understand when you get a gf.
lol as if, incel.

>Why don't normals care about people
Becuase they're fucking psychos. I'm a lot of things, but I'm glad I'm not a regular person

Why is it in the arse end of the internet is where you find the most sane and actual caring people. Shit's fucked.

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it ain't fair yo

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how can someone who has a net worth of 300 million dollars still be depressed?

Because the population of the arse of the Internet are the ones that have seen all the shit of the world.

Yall remember when we made a mixtape for him? I remember. It was good.

all i have to say to keanu is a bloo bloo you chinky faggot. find another gf and make a fuckin kid you turd.

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We come here to hide from the ongoing hellscape outside that is no longer compatible with sensible, caring, honest people.

damn. he can afford all the basic needs someone can get, will always has a home, will never be hungry, can buy all the cars and bikes and he will never had to resort to begging on the streets yet hes still depressed.
what a hard life omg. so sad for this guy.

Diet, excercise, no smoking and drinking, wearing sunscreen, and having good genes. All that can make you look young for ages.

Yeah man. I clicked on a thread yesterday with a pic of Jason statham as the OP pic on /fit/ and then I started getting Jason statham movie shot in my YouTube recommended

Its almost like depression can be independent from earthly possessions and wealth you edgelord.

Wasn’t he dating that tranny?

Have you seen John Wick?

Stop using chrome, if you're not using chrome disable cookies and only log into your google account when you need to.

Had it happen a few times that a googled something and then got an add for it on normiebook.

"When freedom is outlawed, the only free people will be outlaws"
The same applies to common sense, logic, true compassion and empathy, but on top of all of those is morals. Morals have been targetted for destruction, their value mocked and held in disdain. I'd expect that in the refuse pile you'd find both extremes.
Not to mention that a lot of people here have been treated like shit by society, so seeing the same done to other people is searingly vivid.

yet we are considered crazy psychos because we have the audacity to say what we really think and nigger

Seething tranny.

>Why are BuzzFeed such fucking assholes?

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colbert had some fucked up family shit too
i think his dad & brother died in a plane crash or something with he was a teen

Notch is the same way. You're just an asshole, user. But that's okay.

Fuck.

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What's left of my heart felt that.

still can't believe elon hasn't been accused of being a pedo or something yet

GOOD ANSWER, STEVE, GOOD ANSWER

>>movie theatre lad

fuck, Yea Forums used to be good

Always liked him since I first saw him in the cinema in bill and ted. Just wanted to hang out, and if I outlive him and hear news of his death it'll hit me.

My phone has seriously suggested things I had just talked about, as in with my voice, and the phone was across the room. It even put it at the top of the search bar after the first fucking letter when I was going to look up info.

What a bunch of sadists

My most fond memory of him will forever be the time I got to have a conversation with him. What an awesome dude. I’ll never forget how much he started geeking out over me telling him I loved Constantine. “Hahhaha YES! Constantine WAS awesome! Thank you” were his exact words

Keanu is the best because he's sad just like me!

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There's something beautiful but utterly vile with this video as well. To see a man give such a heartfelt response only to have it followed by a fucking line promoting a flick.

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fuck you satan

>time travel question

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I moved out of my college apartment 3 weeks ago. When I did I threw away my old mattress I've had since i was a kid. And I'm sleeping on the guest bed

Since then all my youtube adds on my phone are for matresses. I've never googled mattress shit in my life because I've always had the same bed, and this all started after I threw it away

The brass knuckles scene in Constantine is one of the most satisfying action sequences ever.

Notch deserves to be unhappy.

>pretending like he didn't agree to answer these questions

Lucky, would love to have a chat with him.

american tv, you can almost see a sneer on the host's face for a guest daring say something outside of the shallowness of the program.

John Wick 3 is shit.

what was wrong with the mattress,user.
what did you do.

I agree but Colbert probably is contractually obliged to do so to end an interview, at the very least he silently appreciated the response and shook Keanu's hand instead of making a quip

I'm not that cynical, I think Colbert felt it as well due to him losing his father and two brothers. But he's so conditioned to follow his programming of promoting shit.

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It was like 20 years old and only a twin. It was going to be a pain in the ass to transport so I just threw it away in a dumpster

It doesn't help that Colbert looks like he lost his soul ever since he stopped doing the Report

Good, and I hope he dies in a fire.

I want to play video games with Keanu. I bet he would be fun to hang out with

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He's literally the only fucking actor fit to play a live action Spike

With the weight of skin cells you left in that thing after 20 years, you could have made your own twin.

>“An academic definition of Lynchian might be that the term “refers to a particular kind of irony where the very macabre and the very mundane combine in such a way as to reveal the former’s perpetual containment within the latter.” But like postmodern or pornographic, Lynchian is one of those Potter Stewart-type words that’s definable only ostensively – i.e., we know it when we see it. Ted Bundy wasn’t particularly Lynchian, but good old Jeffrey Dahmer, with his victim’s various anatomies neatly separated and stored in his fridge alongside his chocolate milk and Shedd Spread, was thoroughgoingly Lynchian. A recent homicide in Boston, where the deacon of a South Shore church gave chase to a vehicle that had cut him off, forced the car off the road, and shot the driver with a high-powered crossbow, was borderline-Lynchian.

A domestic-type homicide, on the other hand, could fall on various points along the continuum of Lynchianism. Some guy killing his wife in and of itself doesn’t have much of a Lynchian tang to it, though if it turns out the guy killed his wife over something like a persistent failure to refill the ice-cube tray after taking the last ice cube or an obdurate refusal to buy the particular brand of peanut butter the guy was devoted to, the homicide could be described as having Lynchian elements.

He seemed to do that based on the audience's reaction, his face shows no emotion.
See the same thing from the other big talkshow hosts, empty vessels staying at only the certain bandwidth frequency of the mood they are supposed to reflect.

>oh no the rich movie star had a sad ;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;
fuck you weak bitches

How did you choose that image though, it is partly fitting, but is it in a folder marked "out of place situations with odd public scrutiny involved".

Ah fuck. I wasn't ready for this feel.

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I have a feeling he'd say, "hey, let's go chop some wood, ever been for a hike in the forest? come on, we can take my bike".

Surprised they didn't make him play a fuck drumpf game.

>obsessing over money above all else
nigger or jew, which is it?

I wasn't ready for pink faced remake man to be reposted for the 100 trillionth time.

edgy

I remember that one user who did some digging and figured out that the whole story is actually real. This guy has a few mansions around and yet wants to live in a flat, has all the money in the world but decides to eat cheap wine and pizza at the local pizza place. This guy was fucked up by all the deaths and just wants to take a Buddhist monk's approach to life to spare himself the pain. Fucking hell.

I dont think they can tough him desu, he's not some actor you can accuse of rape or something.

He is known to donate so much of his money to charites. Most of the time privately. The man is one of the few decent human beings out there.

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I doubt it

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The borderlands edit of that video was amazing

You ever meet an abused dog and look in its eyes? I see the same look in keaunu's eyes and it makes me sad for him

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Oh no, you still haven't received a (You) no matter how many times you've tried. Well you know what? Here you go.

Fuck man. It really frustrates me seeing him on shitty celebrity circus shows like Colbert and other talk shows, because he just doesn't fit in that phony horseshoe world. Dude is always too real for those fakes. Colbert couldn't even respond to that.

Did he blame that on Trump too?

He's the one.

wasted quads on an idiotic canned remake fan

You can barely see his lips about to say "wow"

>he's too real for the fakeness
I've seen that in lots of other interviews and so on. He plays along but looks bored and waiting for one half decent question that matters.

he's really mouthing "wtf, lame, that's nothing funny and it isn't anything to do with the PRODUCT we're trying to sell!, what a weirdo"

maybe try getting to the top of the world, fucking goys, we are the ultimate ubermensch

When did his voice get that deep?? I only remember him from Speed and bill and Ted

You've never seen The Matrix?

My sister went to a few dates with him while she was living in the US for a few years. This was right before Speed. He wanted to take her to premieres and so on, then she got cold feet and moved back home.
She said he was not her type, and yet to this day she has watched every single one of his movies, unmarried and no children...

I really think he was thinking of all the loss in his life with that answer. Keanu is one of the few, for sure. A good man, and a top bloke.

Not yet, I don’t know If the green filter version is the right one or not. I want my first experience to be correct

who the fuck cares?

Watch it as it was originally intended to be seen, with green filter.

I’ve been reading about someone before in a thread, went to google it and they suggested the name before I typed it

How can people stand watching late night hosts? Fakest assholes on the planet.

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What else did your sister tell you about him?
Did they have sex?

>parasite thinks it is more important than the host

don't put things off like that because you aren't sure about a decision.
better to make a decision and learn from it, especially when it isn't vital.
watch the original version, and practise making quick decisions in future.

just had 7 captures in a row, someone nuke google

Colbert condescending to him like he's a dumbass, fucking cunt nigger Colbert I would love to shoah that shabbos goy faggot

>"Do you share an similarities with John Wick?"
Why the fuck do you retards think he's perfect for the role?

I didn't think it was possible for me to hate Colbert any more than I already did.

Not that I know of. Even after all these years she has kept mostly quiet about him. But all the stuff you hear about how nice he is, is true. And to paraphrase her, movies does not show how pretty he looks in real life.

This but Keanu deserves the opposite

jesus wept

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What's roughly his diet user? I've been doing ano sugar diet for a month now and I feel 10 years younger.

colbert's catholic, user

Keanu is based af. Shame all that happened to him.

>Diet
What sort of diet?

Just don't eat processed crap.

Congratulations, flesh golem. You just accurately described the phenomena of material possessions ultimately not being the factor on which happiness and fulfilment hinge.

>diet and exercise lets you live for 500 years and more
Neat.

t. seething tranny

I went through something incredibly similar, and I felt that.

yes. very unfortunate and not based

>bawww he lost someone!
Grow up fags, that's life for everyone.

Yeah, ok, and a dog dies in a John Wick movie. How are these two related though?

>Jardani "John" Jovonovich
what's his stand?

Have you guys seen Replicas, where his wife and kids die in a car accident and he makes clones of them?

I wonder why he took on that role hmmm?

I looked into it yesterday when it came up in a thread. The movie was made by a production company partially owned by Keanu. So maybe he was acting in what he knows.

I agree, what a strange thread.
I realize that most people here are cozy carefree middle class, but at least try to keep your mouth shut instead of talking about things you have no idea of. When you have to constantly think about what you will eat and where you will sleep tomorrow no amount of happy cute family members will make your life easier. What you morons are doing is crying about a filthy rich handsome dude who doesn't even know you exist. You are worse than animal protectors.

>your problems are not real if there are people with worse problems in the world
ok retard

he's so cute

>I care about this guy problems because he is famous!
Cringe.

Yeah, my friend really wants to be a little girl. I cry every night thing about his problems.
You can pretend all you want, but there actually are real problems and stupid as fuck made up "problems".

Keanu deserves to be happy, he did it bros ;_;

apparently when humans eliminate the survival problems they just make more, but really there is no reason I should give a shit about another's suffering because they'd never give a shit about mine.

The difference is, he"s worth something and you aren't.
Learn to code you pathetic shit.

So what time period does he pick?

drinking the blood of stillborn babies

Isn't this a school day?

Seeing as Reeves is popular at the moment I'm just going to shill the A Scanner Darkly adaptation. Get onto that shit anons.
youtube.com/watch?v=hkjDUERgCQw

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More so when the person in question is a world-wide famous celebrity. The man can live whenever he wants doing whatever he wants, hell, he can find some people and just pay them to pretend to love him and play family with them. When an unknown average citizen loses all he loved there is only one thing left for him. Silent, slow despair.
All those fancy actors can burn alive for all I care.

1600's England, to find out who the actual author of Shakespeare's plays was.

Him and Hugh Jackman are probably the decent guys in Hollywood.

SOON

youtube.com/watch?v=q4YHkk-jWXw

>boohoo sad hapa problems story
fuck reeves

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youtube.com/watch?v=zVQ6Qp7DPnU

the 15 year old wannabe sociopath crowd is crawling out of the wood work

I love this movie so much - it's a great adaption of the book.

>the same people who make fun o kids dying now feel bad for this guy because he makes movies they like.
Jesus, such hypocrisy.

This but unironically

^^^ fuckin THIS 10/10

halfbreed race traitor scum deserves to burn

>that passive-replying zoomer 15 year old calling others underaged
Ugh, arnie is a better action movie star than reeves.

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He doesn't even make them. The ones who make them are evil corrupted jews, remember?

Looking forward to it. With luck it will be 0% politically influenced and exist in the same separate universe that the other two did.

different people have different worth for each person.
what a fucking gigantic revelation!
it's almost as though indiscriminate altruism is unnatural and doesn't really exist.
kill yourself you whiney faggot

Also add in that his best friend died when still a kid (River Phoenix).

>most people here are cozy carefree middle class
Cozy carefree hole in the ground class reporting in!

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Umm sweaty? Stop with the hyppcritisicm ok

lots of people have had bad things happen, and it is a standard question.

His depression is due to all tragedies in his life
Yours is cuz you don't have sex

What's Yea Forums?

Yes, that's why I called you people hypocrites. You aren't very smart, which is not a surprise.

He's been the number 1 fancast for years. Sadly he's probably too old now.

Yeah, it seems so mechanical the way he talks and his gesturing.

Anyway, I highly respect that when people still try to give that appearance. I know how difficult it is not to be a whiny mess all the time.

No stand, he's got more of an ability like Gyro

Here's a fun thing. Start playing videos that are in a foreign language then go onto sites with ads. All those ads will be in that language. It's not some retarded conspiracy.

I just have it on a folder, I collect these kinds of images.

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Yeah that is pretty creepy. wonder if google recommends you things because you post in the same thread as other people.

Truly awful movie, real life connection aside
Great premise but the execution was half-baked and didn't do enough with the concept

This, Huge Jackman is a bro. 10/10 would hang out with.

this. keeanu is a good dude.

Not any more he isn't.

Alex Jones is in it, recommended watch.

There is something powerful and fascinating about people who have an almost comically fucked up life and still manage to go on and function. He isn't even pretending he's happy or anything. He just continues consciously facing the blandness of existence. He knows the lot that he has drawn, but understands that this does not remove him from the responsibility to do the best he can. It's the ultimate opposition to the relativists and nihilists of today's world.

The hacker known as Yea Forums, hacking random people "for the lulz" from his secret cave in an unspecified location in America

It's Nietzschian duder.

Have sex

So is the pope but that doesn't mean he believes in god. Not all catholics are bad though

what was the question they let through?

Keanu is a strange fella, but also loveable

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He looks like someone's wearing him as a suit.

>we will never get Keanu as Spike Spiegel
It Still Hurts

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That actually hit me hard

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fuqqq

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>That sad face afterwards
goddamit ;_;

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I remember reading an interview that winona did. She said that Keanu really helped her get roles after the shoplifting scandal.

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Because money can buy happiness, but only the kind that is both shallow and short-lived.

I don't think he thought of that at all during the time travel question. You guys are seeing shit that isn't there.

Didn't know he and Phoenix were tight. I always thought it was Phoenix and Depp that were the close friends back then.

goddamit
why is keanu so good

Thanks for this user. We all know this site can be a dumpster fire, we've all seen the ugliest of humanity posted, but everything else is an inferno of shit

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he has seen the next metaphysical realm

>working despite unfavorable conditions is limited to people with objective morality
What shithole did you crawl out of?

I have a mighty need to see his hairline

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Not really what I said

It's a simple answer that appears to evade the question, but it's actually pretty deep and you can tell that he thought a lot about this question.

I always loved KR and i will always love him cause he seems like a cool dude

Based quads btfoing tryhard leddit tourist

but unlike you it didn't bitter him.

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damn, thats 2deep4me

>mfw strange but not loveable

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>Keanu is a lord oxfordfag
fucking based and redpilled

I wasn't prepared for all these feels.

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God damn I love Keanu

based weeb Keanu
youtube.com/watch?v=bV1BNy-Gzj4

ALEXA, PLAY HERE'S TO YOU, MGS4 VERSION.

>oh no bad things happened to X Celebrity wtf this is so sad plss share :( #relatable #canwemakethishappen
have sex.

He’s too old fren, he would have been perfect around The Matrix

i saw my grandpa suffer for a whole month in a hospital after he broke his back n pelvis

dude developed staph and collitis during that month, eventually wasted away and died

now, you can kindly go fuck yourself, preferably with a rusty, crusty metallic dick shaped object, that'd be great, thanks user

Are sad keanu memes back on the market?

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Yeah, except losing someone didn't turn him into an insufferable wankstain like you

His pal looks like Tommy Robinson in the thumbnail.

seems like it

walking leo and sad keanu comeback is now

I reckon you've either never lost someone or never been loved, bitter like an old lemon

based post

(you)

/thread

(you)

Christ. I nearly thought he was going to cry there.

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All the aussies in hollywood are bro-tier. Mel and Russel are also top blokes.

Wait what ypu described is basically what Nietszche was talking about. Seeing the absirdity and the meaningless but to find your path and keep on trucking.

I'll take an old spike over a bad spike.

>host needs to laugh at everything including this
I am so sick of these scum bags with their constant fake laughs and bull shit. Late night talk show hosts should be strung up in the street.

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Yeah but Colbert deserves it.

youtube.com/watch?v=VBDy_FGZTg8

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You can hear his voice waver for a second there
God bless

irl kino line

>happy father's day

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Massive respect for this guy

Bet he wished he had that Benelli right then.

Woah he can buy material happiness that can fade away at anytime, so there's no way he can even think of being sad!
What a pathetic waste of life you are.

Sure, but he isn't an incel like you.

Paparazzi are such scum.

Why is it illegal to kill these "people"?

>paparazzi
>having souls
pick one

He earned it. He fucking earned it. He's one of the few genuinely decent human beings in that shithole and I'm so glad he made it.

He just had a movie that came out that flopped and was terrible. It's called Replicas I think

I sound bitter and envious, my guy.

Photographers really are vultures.

hard to be accused of pedo when you are never around kids

he's running around building teslas and shooting rockets into space and digging holes in the ground and smoking weed with joe rogan

They are so perfect together

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Could you hear that girls panties drop when the puppy starts licking his face?

>pay cuts
>gave away money to Matrix crew
>gifts to the stuntmen
Holy fucking shit. We don't deserve him.
Poor dude.

have sex

>ywn be in a timeline where prime Keanu and prime Noni hooked up and became Hollywood's power couple.

>tfw you can't fantasise about befriending Keanu because he'd be the one befriending you

They are still in their prime

Nah I don't hate him but its sad to see himself being pimped out to every news outlet and youtube interviewer to promote this movie. The other movies didn't require Keanu to prostitute himself so what has changed with this one?

I know Yea Forums is filled with brainwashed bluepilled faggots but this is the price of fame.

youtube.com/watch?v=4eBVxE7FNTM

One of the only truly passable trannys desu