Admit it...

Admit it, you'd laugh if you walked in on his little dead body with a bottle of Vodka next to him that's almost as big as him

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His sex tape is the funniest shit I've ever seen

does he use regular sized limes or lil' key limes

>tfw his dick is bigger than yours

If I saw his little football body I'd have to throw him into a wall just to see how it feels

EEE EEE EEE

I laughed just reading your post

itt: manlets experiencing for the first time what it is to feel big

>Admit it, you'd laugh if you walked in on his little dead body with a bottle of Vodka next to him that's almost as big as him

hank suffered enough, you monster

>2'8
Imagine the pain you could make him feel bros

Why hasn't there been any discussion about him starring in an Austin Powers sequel?

literally stomp him like a goomba

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>Verne dies
>literally the next day Mike Myers talks about finally doing Austin Powers 4
Did Mike hate Verne? He put him in Love Guru

i think i pissed myself when i saw this for the first time.

He probably just drank a few nips

Why do I love animals and children but seeing a midget in pain makes me ecstatic?

Animals and children are innocent

Midgets are sinful abominations that are affronts to God's glory

wait, what?

1 shot of hard liquor he was probably done.

Isn't he dead? Detective Conan American when?

He made a porn video with some uggo in a failed attempt to raise his popularity

if you wanna shit on Warwick Davis be my guest
take it easy on our boy, he just wanted to make us laugh

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It was so weird seeing him have a little tism fit over the cleanliness of her hands before giving him a handjob

>he doesnt know

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this

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Don't shit on Verne you faggots. I once spent an entire day with him on his youtube channel while I was hungover. It felt like I had gained a little friend.

The sick truth of things is that Warwick is actually sorta based in that he's a decent actor who dedicates himself to his craft and strives to better himself.

Verne was a little attention-whore mentally ill freak who would stoop to ANY level whatsoever if it got him the tiniest shred of attention.

Both are nasty halflings tho, don't get me wrong

Tell me the full things online lel

Was the bottle still full?

All midgets are evil bro, sorry to break it to you

>verne troyer had sex before you

he also was born before me and died before me
do you know who else had sex before you?
everyone

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Fuck off midget sympathiser

lol

Verne wasn't a jew though

that guy literally did nothing wrong

>the absolute state of this 2'8 bald midgelet
The CHAD 4'4 Dink is the patrician choice to have as your dwarf champion

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He was an alcoholic, but unintentionally hilarious. On a reality show he was naked riding around on his scooter and he was so drunk he peed in the corner of somebody's bedroom. He also was a lech, they had one of those human sushi dinners and he was always trying to cop a feel from the sushi body model.

This, he was having a peaceful walk and was interrupted by some shitty fucking busker and had enough. He's literally the Jew goblin version of "Falling Down"

>Marie Kondo is only three inches taller than him

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after I saw the videos of the paparazzi harassing him I could never laugh at this dude
bless up, love you little man

based dink

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Someone send this shit to Warwick