Any flicks or joints that accurately depict my pathetic, crippling addiction to alcohol?

I got up to a half a gallon of 100 proof vodka every five days and decided to stop. I was one of those drunks who thought he could not ever sleep without being completely shit faced. When I started drinking "just a little" when I woke up I thought I had had enough.

I GOTTA GO TO SPRINGFIELD TO GET ME GREEN FEED (formerly cube)

you say that now.. but im 6 years out of a dui and i still cant stop drinking

just stop drinking

THIS. IT'S THE REAL DEAL OP

Dr Phil

Accept Christ, read the gospel of John, call out to him with your mouth.

;-;

A half g spread over 5 days isn’t terrible in itself, as long as you can still get your shit done during the day. Drinking when you wake up is pretty sure though.

Joel McHale dabbing on this faggot was so funny

Came here to post this.

that's like 8 shots a day are you a woman?

>drinking when you wake up
Wew lad. Good on you for recognizing the problem and fixing it before you fucked up somethig bad. I got to drinking a fifth of 95 proof rum every two days. Sometimes more. Still putting my life back together after a year of sobriety.

come on man, you can stop

>character is an "alcoholic"
>he's skinny or ripped

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my mum would be sad

5'5" manlet.

this, if you get low enough to call out for God to please help you he will, it was my turning point

The Lost Weekend. It’s a meme even in AA though.

The only time I didn't drink at all was when I was sick with the flu or just a really bad cold but as soon as I felt better I would start in again. The last time I had the stomach flu and was shitting and puking for two straight days. Even after I started feeling a little better I was still off my feed for like another two or three days so I decided to go the rest of the week without any alcohol at all. Soon enough that turned into two weeks and then a month. Funny thing is I had two bottles of that Smirnoff red label when I got sick and I actually still have them in my basement. Even after all this time I am afraid to pour them out because I feel like I will buy another one if there is none at all in the house and if I buy a fresh bottle I will drink it.

I cannot even watch that fucking movie. Fuck.

i was skinny as fuck when i was on a 12-18 drink a day habit. when you're a poor as fuck alchie and your options are to eat or to drink, you tend to pick the latter

of course there are exception, but early on, alkies tend to gain weight due to the high sugar content.

As their organs begin to fail, they stop being able to process food and sugars, ruining their metabolism and turning into sticks.

Likely near death at this point.

Why is it harder to quit porn than alcohol?

>kino
Wake in Fright
>film
My Favorie Year
>flick
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
>joint
Sideways
>tv
Black Books

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I thought it was stupid and cartoonish and i'm a drunk.

Make sure you watch this folks.
youtu.be/Ll6GxYVJcuo

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I wish I could day drink with Peter and listen to his ridiculous stories

Me too. Have you seen this before? It's a pretty rare peter kino.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_0VgyNJsack

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HE'S SICK OF YOUR ADVENTURES

youtu.be/yZbvbWznmaM

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This lmao. Just quit.

It isn't exactly alcohol but Love Liza.

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anybody here addicted to soda

>Any flicks or joints that accurately depict my pathetic, crippling addiction to alcohol?

Probly tons

youtu.be/f_JygUgiweI

literally just stop man

that's all you need to do

You can literally die

Who /hadawithdrawalsiezure/ here?

would you guys recommend booze as an alternative to having friends and gf? I accepted that those things will never happen and don't know what else to do

smashed
barfly
flight

>he quit as soon as he started drinking in the morning
you are like babby

me desu

Yeah, the bat scene is pretty fucking funny.

Because porn is free. Booze gets expensive if you drink enough of it.

no kino and vidya wont fuck up your liver and you will live longer. im an alcoholic chain smoker and i feel absolutely disgusting at 30. suicide will come soon. alcohol is fucking shit.

I know this is pretty much wishful thinking but just try not giving a shit about anyone. Work on improving yourself physically and mentally, work on your confidence and try to shut down the part of yourself that keeps telling you you fucked up. If you do something awkward so what? It's not like some random strangers are going to remember you for more than an hour.

Damn I’m ashamed of my 5th of whiskey a day

Getting a job because I went broke got me sober because I’m deathly afraid of fucking up. Now I just smoke a dab at night

theres a polish film called "The Noose" which is pretty great and takes place over the course of a relapse drinking binge.

you feel his addiction because you feel his highs as well as the harrowing stuff. emotionally resonant and looks as good as a b&w hitchcock

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its adapted from a semi-autobiographical book written by a raging alcoholic who killed himself so its pretty fucking real idiot

lmao you're not crippled cause youre alcoholic you're alcoholic cause you're crippled

What's the point of boozing if you don't have any friends to booze with? Most of these pathetic addicts probably started out by just going wild at parties and then missing the point where you just don't keep drinking once the party is over and all your friends went home. Learn Kung Fu or something. Without friends or a girlfriend you have so much time for interesting hobbies.

No because booze numbing is fleeting and you’ll just ruin your life

Exercise in the morning. Walk the dogs. Get a job and save. Maintain a balance between reading and video games. Smoke at night and watch kinos until bed.

>used to drink a fifth every 2 nights for a month
>decide to buy 190 proof instead as most cost effective
>buy 2 bottles and drink em over 2 weeks
>completely in a drunken stupor for days
>schedule consists of gulping drink mixed with fruit juice, getting real fucking smashed, passing out, finishing the mixed drink, repeat till bottle is empty
>decide i need to chill out with the drinking after i finish the bottle
>worst hangover ive ever experienced
>trying to fall asleep for hours
>constantly see night demons in the dark dancing, smiling, coming at me, real scary shit
>have to cancel a job interview and reschedule it
Real rabbit hole shit alcohol is. Glad I skipped the social aspect about drinking and went straight to alcoholic mode to feel what it's like to live in hell. I feel for alcoholics and hope they can help themselves

>What's the point of boozing if you don't have any friends to booze with?
It's basically the same as taking benzos which is all you will get out of going to therapy anyway

28 days

Yeah when they can afford to eat as well as drink

iktf

Just stop sucking my dick huh.
Just stop being a piece of shit human, just stop looking into that little black hole in your soul, that little part that talks backs and is angry. He’s angry. Angry because you won’t deed him. He’s been here for you. He’ll always be here for you. We’re waiting.

Im sober
>*dabs on the drunks who cant quit*

>tfw straight edge
The most drunk I've ever gotten was the one time I ate an entire bag of sweets with rum and even the it was barely anything. The only problem with it is that not drinking is almost socially unacceptable. My guess is people are too socially inept to hold a sober conversation, but they don't want to admit it to themselves and try to improve their social skills, so they just drink instead to "loosen up".

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>The only problem with it is that not drinking is almost socially unacceptable
definitely not the only problem

try LSD instead

I just get dizzy and sad when I drink, so I don't really ever feel the need to do it

What else is there then? It's like not stuffing your face with sweets: sure it kinda sucks short-term but if you can do it it's just objectively healthier

Straight edge isn't really admirable unless you're a recovered alchy, not when you're just some dork who was never invited to parties or tried alcohol on your own. The majority of people can drink responsibly.

Opiates are much better though you have better luck finding the holy Grail. Here in Texas they only give you 800mg ibuprofen so lame

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For a broken bone/fracture

from 21-23 I drank like a fish, but I switched to weed and didn't have any alcohol for maybe 2 years?
Now whenever I have any alcohol my guts are destroyed. If I have beer, I gain an actual 3-6lbs of waterweight, bloat up and have farty blasting shits. This will last 2-4 days
If I have liquor drinks, get the shits, and cramps.
If I have just the liquor by itself I'll shit a tiny bit of blood the next day.
I wouldn't consider any of these weird side effects but this stuff happens if I have even 1 or 2 miller lites.
I used to drink a lot so I don't know how I became so intolerant to it. But I can never become an alcoholic now I guess.

You first

Arthur starring Dudley Moore

Same my body doesn't allow me to have more then 1 beer now and I have to do everything in my power to keep my body from forcing it out. It's so lame

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>shit a tiny bit of blood the next day
>I wouldn't consider any of these weird side effects
You may want to let a doctor know about that my man. It sounds like your organs are about to just fall out your asshole.

the "most drunk" you've ever been was from eating candies and you're giving me an objective judgement on drunkenness

top 10

now i want to get drunk :^(
I can sometimes get away with sake, is soju the same? I've got some of that around here I think.
I dunno I'm pretty healthy. I think it's just from cramping up or dehydration. It's not dark blood or anything. If I die I'll admit (you) were right in my will though.