Will it be TaranKino?

Will it be TaranKino?

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>nazis AGAIN
rent free
youtu.be/ELeMaP8EPAA

Yes, I think so. Unfortunately, this is now a size thread. Post your dick size. And no bullshitting; don't be a fag.

Looks good and seems like the trailers didn't spoil much

15cm

7 inch

margot robbie is so hot. i hope she gets naked a lot in the film

5.3 cut

5.5 in.

>Nazis
>Brad Pitt playing Brad Pitt
>DiCaprio playing the same character in Scorcesses movies
>Margot playing as a slut
Is Hackantino even trying?

uncut if that data is being mined as well

6.2 inches im 6'2 tall

15 inches.

How many levels of photoshop is she in?

17cm un fucking cut

Under the Silver Lake said everything that needs to be said about Hollywood. Or really What Makes Sammy Run did, but they'll never make a film out of that.

bigger than u lol

It looks alright

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6inch 5ft 9 uncut manlet.

>tfw
I think if my dick were a little thicker i'd feel alright about stunting on bitches with it but i'm 6'4" and the disproportionality makes me feel a little insecure. How do you cope bro?

mite b cool

4in cut I wouldn't lie to you guys

Does it have a lot of sole?

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I don't know, never measured it

kys.

7.2 in

You're probably a faggot.

it's going to be a long boring "muh hollywood" circle jerk with little to no substance

Leo and Pitt will have good performances but that's about it

Pulp Fiction now that was a good movie

15 "inches?"

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did the nazis not let him join their party? why is he so butt blasted about them?

uh huh. and how bigs your dick?

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Of course it will. It has Julia Butters in it.

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t. doesn't know who sharon tate is

Based.

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3 soft, 7 hard, 8 if I go nofap for a few weeks

i gotta big fuckin pecka kapeesh?

>measuring soft
What even defines soft? Doesn't it fluctuate based on temperature etc?

>asking about fluctuations
how fucking gay are you, desu?

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DUDE
NOSTALGIA
LMAO

Gay enough, now answer the question

2" soft, 5.5" hard

life is unfair bros

>more footfag shots
Please seek help, Quentin

Based.

>Timothy Olyphant and Damon Herriman are in this
>Walton Goggins was in Hateful Eight

Was Quentin a fan of Justified? I can't think of any other reason why you'd cast Damon Herriman in a film like this if haven't watched that show.

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reminder

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>cutfags are also dicklets
Poor Americans

This.

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5.5" asian manlet...

>more ripping off Sergio Leone

Why does anyone rate this hack?

i think 5.5 inches. touch to measure honestly my body is so soft the ruler sinks in

>I was mutilated as a child and am in deep denial
kek

it will be more auto-fellatio bullshit as usual
but Hollywood loves when directors suck them off

fuck off kike

i have a dogdick bros. how can i get this cheese sweater cut off? i want my dick to look normal

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since this is kino its 100% foreshadowing for when the mansons murder niggas

>Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
does this movie have an alternate 2 word name? all his movies titles have had 2 words until this point.

> rent free
lol

>penises have foreskins to literally protect the glans, keeping it sensitive and shiny
>putting a diamond below cut instead of uncut

I know this is bait but cutfags are the most delusional people on the planet.

I like Tarantino but this shit seems completely pointless. What's it about? What's the hook? Looks like the movie's whole selling point is that it's a Tarantino movie with A-List actors.

its a movie about the manson family murders and the crazy world of 60's hollywood that collapsed around it

It will now be known as OUATIH

fucking brainlet, cut dicks are more sensitive due to the skin being removed. you'd know that if your dick wasn't living in the 16th century

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>caring about other men’s penises that much
Fag

Nope.

>not posting dick size
how fuckin stupid can u be

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>this was Luke Perry's final film

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2 soft, 7 hard.
>tfw smol

Insecurity will haunt you forever, desu. You have to learn to let go.

You are beyond retarded

>Luke Perry died last month
Did I miss the sticky?

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do you think they show his dick much?

>cut dicks are more sensitive due to the skin being removed

this is literally the opposite of reality.

t. the fact you're able to walk comfortable with fabric rubbing up against your glans. ask any uncut guy to pull it back and try this and it will be extremely uncomfortable, that's how much more sensitivity we feel.

1/2"-1" soft, 4.5" of hard fury

>pull it back
uncut dicks are fuckin disgusting dude

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4.9in, i just look at it and feel sad, i want to kill myself

1" soft, almost 10" hard

i dont think about dicks at all

why desu?

>extremely uncomfortable
This. I had a girl put her tongue under the skin one time and I had to push her away, it's unbearable

imagine being this gay and in denial

because you're not used to seeing them. you were socially conditioned to think cut dicks are normal.

I love 70s girls

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mouths on it are fine for me, it's just any sort of dry surface touching the glans that makes me flinch

imagine what it must be like to be a circumcized baby, how long it takes for your glans to lose enough feeling so that it can rub up against fabric without you feeling anything

6’ tall
6.5-7” depending on the day.

6 inches and like 1 centimeter I think.

she a trap? how big's that dick?

because im a dicklet, i could never bring pleasure to a woman, nor can they deepthroat it, or tit fuck it, it's just too small.

Thats cruel to the baby. I pity circumsiced people.

6.4 so I'm not insecure but i cum within like 2 minutes of sex if I'm not high or drunk. If I'm high/drunk I last like 40 minutes. How do I get good when I'm sober guys?

your a trap

>i could never bring pleasure to a woman
If you eat pussy with confidence you'll be fine user, just keep your unit hidden until the 11th hour

7 but I tell girls it’s 8 because women have no frame of measurement when it comes to dicks

Honestly I have this exact same problem. Smoking some indica will get me hard just for no reason sometimes. That and benadryl. Last way long during sex. Otherwise, I'm done in yeah - like 2 minites.

wish he thought of something better to make a movie about, it will probably be good but its not a story I like very much

>TaranKino
Probably not hes lost his touch long ago.
6.5 to 7in depending on the day, girthy too.

it will probably be comfykino but im sure someone is gonna offended

I've wondered if anyone has bothered to do a study to see if circumcised babies cry more than uncircumcised babies in the same environment. wouldn't be surprised if that turns out to be the case

I'll keep watching every movie Q.T. Makes even though I only liked 2 of them, Jackie Brown and Hateful 8. Even his shitty movies have some greats parts so I still believe he has potential to make something great.

I'm cut and my family says I never cried as a baby. Not sure that study would prove anything, honestly.

Yeah it sucks that I'm basically only able to carry out my ideal sex shit while under the influence. I have too many goddamn goals I wanna accomplish during sex, 2 minutes aint cutting it though.
Good thing I'm going to be single for the next 5 years of my life or the rest of it though heh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_murders

This entire sequence of events is going to be TOP KINO

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Will he keep her pregnant or will that not make it past the ratings bureau

>"In the house, Tate pleaded to be allowed to live long enough to have her baby, and offered herself as a hostage in an attempt to save the life of her unborn child. At this point either Atkins, Watson, or both killed Tate, who was stabbed 16 times. Watson later wrote that as she was being killed, Tate cried: "Mother ... mother .."

They're gonna show it

Reminder that the bride was pregnant in Kill Bill

He definitely is I don't know if that's part of the reason why he cast him though

checked. how big is your dick?

Mikey Madison from Better Things is playing Susan Atkins though it's not officially listed on imdb.

8 inches, thick and meaty. I'm actually very proud of my penis. I may be ugly fat and I dont have many accomplishments but I have a nice penis and sleep soundly :)

it made it to Cannes so that means it is good right?

5.5 :(

but I'm super handsome so they love it

i take it your gay then. its usually annoying gays who tell other men they are in denial.

>9.8
It's looking like Tarankino season

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ehehe

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I'm really generally not into the whole "hot leggy blonde" thing but there's something about Margot Robbie. I'd seriously murder someone in cold blood just to eat her asshole for 30 seconds

weird. I feel like she has the most boring face.

cool but what does this have to do with the size of your dick nigga

Yeah but she has an australian accent

ask ur mum LOL owned kid

I like that he got the same production designer from Oliver Stone's The Doors to work on this.

a-are australian accents cute...?

Knowing Tarantino he can easily make something like Polanski coming back right before the murders and killing everyone in the house, including Tate.

imagine sniffing those pants after her workout

You have 10 (TEN) seconds to come up with a fitting 2-word title for this movie.

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19.7cm x 14cm

like most accents, depends on the person

Tarantino hasn't made a good film since Pulp Fiction that I ever saw, would be a miracle if he still has what it takes.

Some directors are made to go the distance like the Cohen brothers, some, like Tim Burton and Tarantino are not.

most of his films are pretty fucking entertaining though, he's not a "great" director but he makes great flicks.

Hateful 8 was a massive snoozefest

>most

Hollywood Feet

Cute no hot as fuck yes

17.5 cm

6 to 6.5 inches depending on my chub, uncut

my balls can go up inside my body, it's real weird

It's the same thing really, even if a film doesn't have 'gravitas' or a range of impressive techniques or social value etc but is still entertaining, it could still be called a good film. Nothing he made since Pulp fiction was even that, I didn't see Django though.

No, Australian women in general are terrible, they're the same as British women in that they don't cook and/or clean, have the American quality of being up themselves but the uniquely Australian quality of thinking they're the same as men and have a bloke like quality, they're not feminine in the least

7.5", too long for my gf.

feels bad man

How long have you been together? I'm nearly 8 and every regular girl I fuck has trouble taking it at first, then they learn to like their cervix boxed after a couple weeks. If they're into you they get used to it.

>9th film
why is this a big deal

I'm literally only going to watch this movie for Victoria Pedretti. Couldn't give a shit about any of the other actors or the pervert director.

Golden Age

Everything you just typed is wrong, and I have even included a pic of (you) in your natural environment to further drive home your untrustworthy nature when it comes to the issue of female quality.

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his second to last movie - then he says hes gonna write books about movies or something like that

not him but I have a pretty bad overbite, i probably couldn't err licker her without my teeth getting in the way (which I doubt feels good). Same reason I'm scared of kissing.

>Kill bill wasn't fun
sure
Django is pretty damn entertaining (well the first two thirds are)

17cm

Get it fixed you caveman

I did when I was a teenager, took years for a very mild result and they said it was the best they could do even with surgery. Also by overbite I mean the upper set of teeth is more forward that the rest.

Feet Wood

Could Tarantino make a better final GoT season/episode?

7-7.5 inches, it varies

for fucks sake how many threads do you need to make to whine about your shitty show?

I can't fucking wait for this.

Is that the bitch from that shit Death Note movie?

James Franco also has a movie about Hollywood in 1969 coming out this year

youtube.com/watch?v=h1EdSVyXXOA&t=20s

>5.5 :(
>but I'm super handsome so they love it
Same :(

Didn't slow Freddy Mercury down very much, just think of all the dicks you could suck. More than you have already since this thread started.

Most reviews like the recreation of the late 1960's hollywood but there is virtually no plot.

7.7 in.

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It'll probably just be it's own original story until towards the end when the murders happen. If that's what you mean.

About 4-8cm when flaccid, depending on environment, and at least 20cm when erect. Actually give me a few minutes to get hard and I'll return with a proper erect measurement

Walton goggins is also in this one

Good luck

Ignore that other r*dditor telling you to eat pussy, the real answer is pleasing a woman is literally irrelevant. It's not the 50s anymore, most women are totally desensitized by vibrators and shit and whether they cheat or not has nothing to do with your sex skills.

Its going to be the same standard schlock he always churns out
redditards and sois will love it.
tv will fight over it
normies will watch and forget about it

shit film

Who hurt you?

can't wait to not see it

7.15"

>who hurt you

Classic r*ddit post. Have sex incel.

Alright, after measuring and a quick fap, I've confirmed my dick length to be roughly 17.5 to 18cm, so about seven inches. I overestimated but I think my morning wood is about eight inches.

I've had plenty of sex, and while I don't worry about pleasing women they always end up happy ;). So no, YOU have sex or git gud at it.

>DANYs POV: from the ground looking up at JON and ARYA. JON is sobbing. ARYA is smiling with Needle in her hand - blood dripping from its tip. DANY can be heard screaming in pain.

ARYA: You know what, Jon? I think this just might be my masterpiece.

>Shot of DANY tied up on the ground writhing in agony with a freshly carved swastika on her forehead.

>fade to black as themesong starts playing

>fade to closeup of DANYs feet squirming as the credits roll over them

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>fade to closeup of DANYs feet squirming as the credits roll over them

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Thanks for taking the time to do that, user. Have a nice day :)

Is this actually going to be about the Manson family, or is that just something that's being used as a bait-and-switch, and this is just going to be Tarantino sucking off 60s/70s Hollywood for 2+ hours, with people just sort of hanging around doing fuck all? I'm afraid we're getting Death Proof 2 here.

Probably like elevendy-six?

>this is just going to be Tarantino sucking off 60s/70s Hollywood for 2+ hours, with people just sort of hanging around doing fuck all?
this is exactly that

>All these losers who measure their own wieners
Very, very embarrassing

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>implying I didn't measure the length of your mother's throat

>Implying you thought that was a genuinely good jab
That's even more embarrassing than your tiny peter, user

What's embarrassing is how she likes to come incredibly close to suffocating as she deepthroats. It's strange, but she insists.

>Dragging it out this far
My mother doesn't sleep with blacks homie

Her pornhub channel says otherwise.

Link me brah

>admitting to watching black porn
wow

I don't buy it for a second that you don't fap to it furiously, just hoping the wincest fantasy will come true.

shit this was meant for this guy my bad guys, my bad

Link to the vid in question, unless ur gay

That's right. Knowing that someone is a coal burner means you've watched them burn coal.

The only coals I've burned are inside my 22" Master Torch Charcoal Grill, designed for the ultimate charcoal grilling experience.

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Propane is for PUSSIES

PURE KINO

And The Nice Guys

FYI when QT pitched this to Harvey, he had an idea to fake a celebrity death in the months leading up to the film. Cult rumors and ritualistic slaying hearsay was to help fuel marketing for the film. That plan might still be in effect though Harvey is gone.

21cm at peak performance

So many hung dudes on Yea Forums on a Tuesday night.

6x4.5

Are measuring from the base or the balls?

3 inch, 6feet 4inch

Everyone posting here obviously measures from the root near the front of their ball-sack, just to gain that little bit of extra length to make themselves feel better.

To be fair, isn't that a more accurate measurement?

I have no opinion one way or the other

I measure on the side, try to keep myself honest, only push in a little because there's always a little gap before the start of a ruler

Based. Boomertino is just making "Tarantino: The Movie!" and fans, like the ones seen here, are just lapping it up.

How is that accurate? You're supposed to place the measure on top of your dick until it hits your torso. Measuring to the balls is just to brag because you'll never go deeper than your torso.

The foreskin goes back on its own when you get a boner, like it was meant to.

sup Chaim

It's already footkino

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>foot
>kino

kys nigga

>he actually likes tarantino movies
cringe

5.75