/RBMK/ - Chernobyl General

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A shitpost is like a bullet

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third for core-chan

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they all fuck the minister later, right?

what does radiation taste like?

Are we gonna see footchan? She cute

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Metal

No woman will ever love you this much

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what does RBMK even mean

she thicc

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talktotransformer.com
make sure to follow the format in the screencap so it generates dialog

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Russain for High Power Channel Reactor

Peaктop Бoльшoй Moщнocти Кaнaльный Reaktor Bolshoy Moshchnosti Kanalnyy, “High Power Channel-type Reactor”

>comrade it's not possible
>no... it's necessary

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STRONG WOMAN SOLVE PROBLEM

Yes, they'll zerg rush him, all naked and sweaty and gross, their small cocks turned into the big cocks. His two bodyguards will manage to drop a few but they'll get torn to pieces by the rest, as predicted by based chief miner. Then the minister of coal will become the minister of cum because they'll bukake all over him

>kills your child with love
Why couldn't the doctor just explain to her what radiation is and its effects ffs?

why is even a debate?

RBMK is the best name. It's easily searchable. It sticks out visually and it fits perfectly.

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I fucking love her. Sucks when you read about what happened to baby.

Yea Forums contains a trillion billion of these bullets

your kids will be alive tho

I interned at SNOLAB. That place was comfy af. Felt like the safest place on Earth. Way less than 3.6 roent down there.
Praise be again to the based miners.

wtf i'm dead now

/Russian-Based Memes and Kekkery/

I can live with that
I think I'd rather live a long lonely life than find out a girl loved me that much
because that would mean I was slowly melting from ARS

What did he mean by this?

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Some will not stop firing for a hundred years, others for forty-thousand

siiiiiiiiiiiiiip

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Glad to see Sam Hyde's back getting work.

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some shitposter keeps trying to change it to all kinds of stupid shit

>hey baybee, you want some fuuuuk?

>whatcha looking at, smoothskin?

Can I get a comrade to translate this sign

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Radioactive Bastard Make Kaboom

>puts on sunglasses when he's facing away from the sun

reactorchan, not the robots!

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scenes women will never understand

Somebody really needs to shop dyatlov into this with not great, not terrible.

that concrete funeral made me whisper 'kino' irl

Wonder what it feels like.

>I have to go now!

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what in the fug is prodvnganiye

Pepe sez: shoulda covered up with Bullfrog

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Damn, Mason Verger looks like THAT?

People are going to make fun of you for being autistic, but I'm happy you were enjoying yourself.

drawfriend is that you?!

Reactor-chan can't play vidya as radiation destroys computer memory and fries electronics.

Comrades!
Our task is
to ensure
daily
progress
in boring the tunnel
of 13 meters

>I told you I'd show you Moscow, remember?

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>Yeah, man! That's what I do! I cut hair! I know, I know, you look around here and there ain't a lot of work to show off, right? These corpses only got half a head of the stuff, so I never get a chance to work on a full head! C'mon! No charge!

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no fren, but he lurks and draws.

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Was it kino?

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holy fuck

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fucking 10/10 holy shit

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Based Haglund, telling it how it is

Kek

kek

Thank you slavic user

thanks for making that

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why doesn't lyudmila flip out when her husband goes from playing cards and relaxing to extra crispy meat lovers in a few hours? as far as show tells us she was only told it was fire burns.

What if she plays on a playstation with the hardened version of the processor from the New Horizon's probe?

>tfw no miner bros that care about you

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bless drawfriend wherever he is, I hope he/she sees this

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CORDELLLL

beautiful...

It's nice that she got to see him happy one last time before they scooped him into a coffin.

from dvigat (to move), "movement" or "progress"

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kek

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That's three million billion trillion memes in the... in the air we breathe, the water we drink, the food we eat...

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which site are you using for these ?

are we not entertained?!

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and buried the poor bloke under concrete like his whole skeletal system was replaced with strontium-90.
oh wait.

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how would /rbmk/ deal with a faggot noisy neighbor? help me bros

Will "Fukushima" series come next?

inb4 the rule 34 of reactor-chan sticking the graphite core up her nuclear vag.

28!? Just from being near that guy for a short time? Christ that's not great at all, and approaching terrible.

boris and legaslov are gay for each other

I never ever played stalker. Is something I should play? What is it? What's it's like? All I know is cheekibreeki.

talktotransformer.com/

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Ask him why there's graphite on the ground

Don't give him ideas. I don't like how much he's sexualizing the core.

These threads are what make Yea Forums good. We've only two episodes left, it's a short ride but the memes that came out and are still coming out of this will make /RBMK/ radiate for another 20000 years

Swat him

What was the poem in the beginning of episode 2

Bound to happen, but we can only appreciate her purity for now

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no because they won't find enough famous asian actors

I think this webm gave me brain cancer from how stupid it is

chuck some graphite at him

Badger him about the impossibility of an rbmk reactor exploding.

>tfw the bodies were so radioactive that they had to remove the gravestones a few years later and pour on another load of concrete

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oh, prodviganiye
i'm retarded

This isn't the one where something exploded and a guy got impaled on the ceiling.
Through his nuts

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>how would /rbmk/ deal with a faggot noisy neighbor? help me bros
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kramatorsk_radiological_accident

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how do you swat someone tho

>The bodies were so radioactive that some of them were still alive and conscious when they welded them inside the coffins.

>

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Really? Fuck, what a ride this is turning into. Learning so much about the history of it all.

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Offer him a glass of delicious feedwater

trips command it

oh fuck man, the feels

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eastern yurtrash wimminz do this all the time, sneak in hospital wards outside of visiting hours and the like, walking in and about and contributing to contamination

yeah but seriously though. he dies so fast and they have to bury him in such a way and not a single thought about "how did my husband go from solid state beautiful man i love to liquid state buried in a special coffin and concrete poured over him" enters her mind? its just seems off.

Is anyone else rooting for the radiation?

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>be me
>watching chernobylkino with gf for 3 years
>get to the wife in hospital part
>i ask her if she would do the same for me as she snuggles next to me
>"hahahah wtf no why would I? I'd get sick!"
>i promptly punch her in the face and choke her out while imitating Tony Soprano as he did to Gloria Trillo with "i'll fucking kill you!"
>she sobs hysterically and bolts out of my apartment
>later comes back home
>she sucks my cock with more passion than ever
Why are women like this?

Ready for Boom, My Komrade?

Well shit, it actually came up with nuclear reactors. It's sentient!

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Call 911 and say your neighbor is being a loud faggot and you need a swat team mobilized to frag his ass. 9/10 times the dispatcher will comply.

her love melts everyone who gets close to her

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CRITICALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Do not do it. It is against the law and will get you into serious trouble.

Radioactive big miner kock

honestly some of the fights that get picked on this board are so stupid they come back around to being funny

Based. You should probably leave her with a permanent scar somewhere to remind her of this and tell her how you would have done the same for her but arent sure now.

Why was wifey holding a pair of shoes at the funeral?

Found it.
>Maintenance procedures required that the main central control rod be manually withdrawn a few inches to reconnect it to its drive mechanism. At 9:01 p.m., this rod was suddenly withdrawn too far, causing SL-1 to go prompt critical instantly. In four milliseconds, the heat generated by the resulting enormous power excursion caused fuel inside the core to melt and to explosively vaporize. The expanding fuel produced an extreme pressure wave which blasted water upward, striking the top of the reactor vessel with 460,000 foot-pounds (620,000 J). The slug of water was propelled at about 159 feet per second (48 m/s) with average pressure of around 500 pounds per square inch (3,400 kPa).
>This extreme form of water hammer propelled the entire reactor vessel upward at about 27 feet per second (8.2 m/s), while the shield plugs were ejected at about 85 feet per second (26 m/s). With 6 holes on the top of the reactor vessel, high pressure water and steam sprayed the entire room with radioactive debris from the damaged core. A later investigation concluded that the 26,000-pound (12,000 kg) (or 13 short tons) vessel had jumped 9 feet 1 inch (2.77 m), parts of which struck the ceiling of the reactor building before settling back into its original location.
Poor guy part:
>The spray of water and steam knocked two operators onto the floor, killing one and severely injuring another. The No. 7 shield plug from the top of the reactor vessel impaled the third man through his groin and exited his shoulder, pinning him to the ceiling.

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>her liver had 28 roentgens
not great, but not terrible

is she a beautiful cricha?

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calling 911 is not, the swating part yes

>>Reddit

based domestic abuser poster

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

This is specifically the second incident. Yes, two separate fatal incidents had to happen with this thing before people realized that there should be some safety standards.

внимaниe внимaниe!

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Because the guy swelled up so badly before he died that the shoes she brought to bury him in would not fit anymore.

Husbands feet were so swollen couldn't be buried with shoes

Bнимaниe внимaниe, shitposters shall pay

It wasn't really that fast. He lived for 17 days.

Akimov what the fuck

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Am I late to the party in realizing that's Jeor Mormont from Got?

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>talktotransformer.com/
Even AI knows how badly the russians fucked up.

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Try doing to someone your own size faggot. I'd fucking kill you if I met you irl. You're a piece of shit and the reason why women are traumatized these days. I spit on scum like you.

Send them to the fucking roof/

core-chan is not for lewd!

about a day late, but who is counting?

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Yep, comrade.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Don't worry this general will disappear in two weeks

Cringe

Couldn't they just, like... pour some of him into his shoes?

I ghosted a girl because she was contaminated from this incident. She was awesome, energetic, funny, and cultured. I saw that she had a thyroidectomy scar, asked where she was born, Belarus 1986 in May. It was all over after that. I'm a doctor, I know what the birth defect rate is among people like that. Anons, people are still affected by this and blows my mind

see

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>that picture:
>tfw no CCCP anymore

>watching the love of your life melt
>being of sound mind
Pick one.

Yeah I guess but she doesn't know it. She used to be abused by her parents and had a history of with heroin until she got clean against her will. Dropped out of college because of it too. I guess the only place she has now is with me and I resent her dependency on me for some weird reason.

Hey I might be late but I still showed up, Comrades.

Why are g*rmans so afraid of nuclear power stations? They don't explode or anything

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the reactor's so bright he gotta wear shades

There were safety standards. There were shims manufactured to keep the parts safely separated, but this guy decided screwdrivers were fine. And then he died after making that mistake.

>there was graphite on his pubis

>>
No, that SL-1

It happened in real life user.

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Well obviously she was energetic, she's riddled with unstable isotopes.

shit they should've covered the core in foetuses

>>i promptly punch her in the face and choke her out while imitating Tony Soprano as he did to Gloria Trillo with "i'll fucking kill you!"
I knew I was going to read something retarded but god fucking damn it user

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What did it mean by this?

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The half life of this general is 24000 years, so perhaps we should just say "Not within our lifetimes."

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Just finished ep. 3
Jesus that was difficult to watch

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That's why we love you. Now go up to the roof.

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Dyatlov's name is derived from dyatel, a woodpecker, which is also slang/insult for someone who is stupid and doesn't see something obvious

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What happened to that guy who looked like moldy pizza?

Lel

They might shut us in a sarcophagus, but we will be trapped with our reactorchan.

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do we get to watch John Cusack melt later on in the movie?

How do I know you're Italian?

Laffed.

What sort of workout do I need to do to get this kind of body?

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If she's real then yeah, sounds like she's highly dependent because she has made some stupid decissions, unfortunately that may also make her prone to suicide.

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it's just another game where you're a faceless soldier in a gasmask running around in a bleak wasteland playing commando. so fortnite for russians

coal mining

>They suffered from severe bowl distress, having painful, explosive bowl movements 25-30 times a day.
>Their mucus membranes swelled up and disintegrated.
>The skin on their bodies died
> Akimov’s wife described him at death as being mummified: skin dark as night, his body dried up, drained of life, and weighing no more than a child.

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Lay serious pipe.

I ain't, but I'm mirin that gabagool

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a heat exchanger i hope

All the people in the hospital except Dyatlov died and were buried in those metal coffins

>They suffered from severe bowl distress, having painful, explosive bowl movements 25-30 times a day.
That's just like me on a normal day

>"I don't know," Dyatlov says. "But maybe I must kill people. that's the only thing I know. I am not a bad person."
Fucking Oscar-worthy

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Why must you be so cruel to her user, she's suffered enough. You should be a shoulder for her to cry on and break the cycle of abuse. Have you no morals?

Propane selling

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I think her bf choking her out immitating tony soprano is a bigger worry than risk of suicide

Polonium poisoning

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>talktotransformer.com/

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>get told not do shit cuz it's dangerous
>do it anyway
>give birth to a girl who's life is 5 days in agony and horrible death
>get pregnant again after you are told your ovaries are damaged with radiation
>give birth to a son with severe kidney and liver damage who is practically disabled from birth
Why females are so cruel?

He should brand her, that's a gift and a memento of how much she must love you, or else...

yes

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why are you labelling the threads RBMK?

Anatoly "Tsar Bomba" Dyatlov
Anatoly "I see no graphite up here" Dyatlov
Anatoly "Tyнгyccкий чeлoвeк" Dyatlov

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super male vitality

Why is she so perfect bros?

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>it's a chrissy fucks up the boron and sand shipment episode

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Yes, but it not very gory sadly...

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It's funny, I've read about the Chernobyl accident in detail every year for years, but seeing it in TV form really makes me realize than humanity managed to create something more horrible than any horror movie.

>Make a little mistake at the office one night and pretty soon half the continent is covered with invisible death dust meanwhile people who show up to help turn into human pot roasts in two weeks because there's a molecular fire in the building that turns the building blocks of organic life into pla-dough and will still be detectable long after humanity is extinct

They should have just given this dude a bullet

I'm black guys...I am showing symptoms!

Good idea.

Get this reddit out of my RBMK thread NOW.

Will it reach number 1 lads?

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about to watch this show now lads
looking forward to jared harris in a lead role after seeing the terror

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That guy died at my university's hospital.

Also fun fact: one of the buses that blew up on 7/7 exploded right next to my university

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SS+GOMAD

Concrete burial ground in Moscow.

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do some workout with armor
and a big fucking sword

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As long as your shits are still regular you might be fine, still might want to get it looked at though.

Is this a BRAAAAAAAAAP webm?

then I retract my previous statement
I just assumed that since it was John Cusack and it looked like that kind of movie, he just magically took a body full of ionizing radiation and was just fine

What is everyone gonna cheer?

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He got like lethal dose x4. He was glowing in the dark. She did not listen to the doctors telling her not to touch shit.

...

So main guy really killed himself, was it to avoid cancer or did he really leak tapes or whatever?

get some medical grade cesium and put it in their doorknobs.

He's really good in this too and him and Stellan Skarsgard have great chemistry no homo

tfw no /RBMKino/

Yes, he is shown as a hotshot who does something stupid and gets himself killed.

youtube.com/watch?v=hh89h8FxNhQ

Here is the webm.

And here is a fun transformer

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Glory to Reactor-chan and her Glow!

Bof

They should have given all of them a bullet, opioids being useless to combat the pain makes it even more horrifying, if I got ARS I'd make sure to kill myself while I'm still able to move around.
not really, abusive relationships can work fine on the longer term even if it turns into an habit, depression and suicide can come out of nowhere even when everything else in life looks good, and people with a history of hard drug abuse and other major bad decissions are prone to depression.

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He put out those tapes and it was because the USSR was pretty much refusing to fix the other reactors that could cause another Chernobyl event.

yup, they're boned

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mommy

>tfw I don't have to arrest anyone

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>abusive relationships can work fine on the longer term
For the abuser

It was a nice but sad touch that he left his cat a bunch of food bowls

Who's more based, dosimeter general or buck nekkid miner?

I had this body for a year and here's how you get it
>eat at a 4000 calorie surplus, atleast 6000 calories per day
>ice cream, whole milk, eggs, pancakes, beef for days
>only lift for strength
>powerlift (recommend SS)
>do dynamic work like hammering tires and kettlebell swings
Congrats bro you got that body, you are an absolute unit

his glasses are too big for his eyes and it makes him look like an evil turtle
just saying

I hear it's hereditary.

>the success of GoT will give us a decade of crappy fantasy adaptations like SJWitcher

>the success of Chernobyl will hopefully give us a decade of Soviet dystopian Kino like the building of the Black Sea Canal or the Russian Revolution

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He knew he was followed by the KGB. So he pressumed they'd barge into his apartment after some time with no contact and take care of the cat.
I guess.

She's so comfy.

I think everyone on that show who wears glasses have the same style.

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>tfw no miner bros to work naked

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I don't think it was about the death sentence but rather how he went along with the coverup at first, telling the IAEA that it was operator error that caused the accident, it totally destroyed his scientific career and nobody would take him seriously, so he recorded the tapes of the truth and killed himself hoping that it would shock people into fixing the problem, which it did.

>dystopian
you meant comfy didn't you comrade?
I'll have to report this to my superiors.

that guy was so good

like he embodied the sheer tedium of running a secret police in a state that everyone knows is on its last legs

They're literally going to need to shut it down with the rate AI is getting smarter at.

Welcome to Socialism. Everyone has the same car, glasses, and so on.

"take care of"

please don't. I can't go back to Siberia. I will give you my weekly ration of cigarettes, ok?

Why is it so much worse touching it than standing so close to it? Is radiation really that weak?

>what are fashion trends

read his wiki page

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valery_Legasov

it was mostly guilt over the fact he felt he didn't do enough and his entire life was basically in shambles - reputation ruined and nobody listening to him on his proposals to increase safety etc.

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Did you see how hurt Boris was when Legaslov ranted about the soviet bureaucrats

>*takes your pack of cigarettes*
>"heh, nothing personnel, comrade"

Does anyone have a screenshot of the guy who made the post about RBMK having posters who report posters and being a circle of accountability?

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It's mutual co-dependency, otherwise why doesn't the abused just leave?

inverse square law, the greater the distance, the weaker the effect

Plus he killed all those miners for no reason.

That's a question all communist regimes ask, fashion trends are non-existant for them.
I've known my share of abusive marriages, both from family and friends, things ends in three ways, divorce, infidelity or thing settling down by them having children/grandchildren.
Shitty marriages are far more common than the idealized view of marriage, if it's more visible nowadays because divorces are more common you can just imagine how common they've been since humans first started marrying.

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because they're traumatized, think things will change, or think they will come after them depending on previous threats made.

w-what? it wouldn't have melted through groundwater after all?

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Oh I bet they took care of it alright.
>no loose ends

If you're a secret agent who routinely threatens people, tortures people and kills them and on your path a single cat came and you could save it pretty easily with little effort would you do it? I wonder....

They never used the heat exchanger. The hole was for nothing.

For the same reason drug addicts have a hard time kicking their habit, probably. It's just easier to endure all the shit the dependency gives you than completely change your lifestyle.

Is this accountable?

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Come to Mars, comrade

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>How could this happen, comrades?
>We're smarter than this

why does he have a stiffy in this scene?

Here you go, comrade

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Not great, but not terrible.

It was a worst case scenario, digging the hole was necessary to prevent a truly catastrophic event

>everyone is provided with the same as a baseline but is perfectly capable of going out any purchasing something different from markets or stores

>On April 27, 1988, on the second anniversary of the Chernobyl NPP accident, he was found hanged in his apartment. A personal pistol remained in the table, but the academician chose to hang himself, the loop was tied professionally and with the help of a specific cable used by climbers. Academician Legasov was due the next day to announce his results of the investigation into the causes of the disaster.[citation needed]

Damn, he went out like a true scientist, with a knot only an intellectual could have tied even skipping the easier gunshot to the head.

Ehh, anyone on Mars will be living underground anyway to keep the air pressure high. The rads kick in during trips to the surface.
It's probably worse just living in Colorado where the radon seems in from underneath us.

Actors always give themselves a little tug so they're packing a semi before filming to make themselves look bigger

There is a solution to all those problems, if you so choose
Yes, and they are responsible for their own choices. I have 0 pity for someone who can't look after themselves.

I just want to say a big FUCK YOU to the user in the last thread who reminded me that gamma ray bursts are a thing.

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SJWs ruin everything

someone needs to redo it with proper greentext

and replace the Comrade user! with Comrade Janny!

KGB jail

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Because that wasn't the plan from the beginning. It wasn't even Legasov's plan. Legasov try to add liquid nitrogen from the holes in pool-bubbler. It did not work because the nitrogen could not reach corium and was ventilated out pretty quickly. The plan with the tunnel was to make reinforcing concrete slab. It was mostly Velikhov's idea.

so if global warming is real and we wipe out the ozone layer does that mean we'll be irradiated?

and a big FUCK YOU to you for reminding me

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Can anyone recommend me some good Soviet kino besides this and The Death of Stalin?

>I have 0 sympathy for other human beings experiencing hardships
I'd tell you to have sex, but it wouldn't help

how fucked did Dyatlov get? he lived another 10 years iirc

There are things that happen outside of someone's control. You clearly have no ability to empathize with it, and I hope no one close to you ever has to go through that sort of abuse, drug or spousal or otherwise.

the submarine one with sean connery

What is a gamma ray burst? Something that can happen to me randomly?

Stalingrad (Enemy at the Gates)

Gorky Park was good. Murder mystery that takes place in the USSR.

Dr Zhivago

K-19 and Red October ( ) are soviet submarine movies, very enjoyable

Don't worry it's not real, plants will eat the excess carbon

Tarkovsky

The climate change and ozone holes are two completely different phenomena that only slightly overlap. The ozone layer is recovering now since we started to regulate freon and some other compounds.

Pity is not the same as empathy. I empathize but why bother pitying a person who doesn't even pity themselves. If people don't want to be helped you can't help them.
I did, he killed himself. It sucks, but ultimately you can extend as much help as you can and it still won't make a difference.

idk some dumb space nerd shit

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Based
Cringe

why didn't the hospital euthanize the firemen? i'd rather a quick bullet to the head instead of spending the next few days(weeks?) melting to death.

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Something that can happen to the entire solar system randomly.

>besides this
This is dogshit though, unrealistic revisionism in almost every scene, packed with SJW propaganda.

Reactor Based Miner Kino

Threadly reminder of what 3.6 roentgen will do to you. Don't be like Ouchie, who is definitely the man in this photo.

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Yikes and propaganda pilled.
Come and see, 1985.

i watched it, now i feel irradiated

how can this show be so good i even like watson in it

No, Earth's magnetic field electrically charges the gases in the upper atmosphere generating a phenomena called plasmaspheric hiss which deflects most of the harmful radiation from the planet. The ozone protects us from ultraviolet light.

>Don't be like Ouchie, who is definitely the man in this photo.
Um excuse me sweaty

Threadly reminder that it's not Ouchie and you have no solid proofs.

They aren't liberals, they have some semblance of decency left.

POST YFW

>you saw the exposed core

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How would he have handled the Chernobyl disaster?

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It's post-soviet, but Бpaт is pretty damn cool, it's got a great main character and the film's quality is commendable since it was made with two shoestrings and a piece of gum.

How do butter and caviar sandwiches taste? Is there a certain bread you're supposed to use with it? I can't imagine using a crappy white bread.

I've seen the terror mentioned a bunch in these threads but I'm a poosey about spooky stuff.
Are there a lot of jump scares or is it more psychological horror?

Yeah Watson was way less insufferable in episode 3.

you're being irradiated every time sunlight hits you but global warming is different than ozone depletion. of course, the people on this board don't believe in it because you know, gotta own the libs lol.

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There's plenty of planet destroying cosmic events that could wipe out the earth, I wouldn't worry about it

Where 3.6 posts above the limit

It wouldn't have happened in the first place. Stalin was very knowledgeable about science and would never have authorized something like it.

probably similar Gorbachev, except he would have had just about everyone who knew killed after it was contained

Not alot of jump scares IIRC, mostly a crushing sense of absolute despair.

Ultra-mega high energy gamma ray lasers that black holes shoot out. They travel light speed so they can't be detected, and will cook all life on the surface and a little ways below it (on the side facing it), and completely destroy the atmosphere. For reference, there was one in 2008 that was so bright (bright == power in this instance) that it was visible to the naked eye from nearly the farthest point in the universe. For reference, you can't see stars in another galaxy without telescopes, every star you see is in the milky way, or is actually a galaxy itself.
They don't happen 'randomly' but there's no way to predict them. basically a black hole's pole happens to be pointing at us, and sometimes it ejects an entire star out of it's poles at light speed, and because they're very focused they don't decay significantly over distance like supernovas do. They still do, they just maintain their energy for much longer distances, like thousands of light years

I can't remember any jump scares, some very dreadful scenes though. But the scary stuff is the weakest part, the best parts are the relationships between the captains and officers, and the descent into madness.

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This is real good

The Terror is the name of the ship, its another historical show.

He'd have put Reactorchan in the gulag

>OMG IM GONNA TURN INTO MY FAVORITE CAPESHIT HERO

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Stalin would've caught the capitalist pigs who sabotaged the facility

kek

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It's so silly to worry about, maybe the chance is very high if you go over billions of years, but one human life is so damn short that chances are you will never experience something truly freaky.

This is a photo of some japanese guy who died from an incident in 1999, they were basically interns but were pouring URANIUM into the core by hand.

>The accident occurred as three workers, Hisashi Ouchi, Masato Shinohara, and Yutaka Yokokawa,[9] were preparing a small batch of fuel for the Jōyō experimental fast breeder reactor, using uranium enriched to 18.8% with the fissile radionuclide (radioisotope) U‑235 (with the remainder being the fissionable-only U‑238). It was JCO's first batch of fuel for that reactor in three years, and no proper qualification and training requirements appear to have been established to prepare those workers for the job. At around 10:35, a precipitation tank reached critical mass when its fill level, containing about 16 kilograms (35 pounds) of uranium, reached about 40 liters (11 U.S. gallons).[8]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokaimura_nuclear_accident

people deliberately sacrifice themselves to save everyone. some of the bravest people that ever lived. but that kind of jeapordy is terrifying

>Under correct operating procedure, uranyl nitrate would be stored inside a buffer tank and gradually pumped into the precipitation tank in 2.4 kg increments. The buffer tank's tall, narrow geometry was designed to hold the solution safely and to prevent criticality.

>The workers bypassed the buffer tanks entirely, opting to pour the uranyl nitrate directly into the precipitation tank with a stainless steel bucket. The additional solution contained 16 kg of uranium, thus exceeding the tank's uranium limit of 2.4 kg. An uncontrolled nuclear fission began immediately.

>An uncontrolled nuclear fission began immediately.

>The workers bypassed the buffer tanks entirely, opting to pour the uranyl nitrate directly into the precipitation tank with a stainless steel bucket.

>directly into the precipitation tank with a stainless steel bucket.

>Бpaт
exactly what i was looking for thanks user

I know this is completely off topic, but I find it interesting as hell. Black holes are scary.

euthanasia was illegal in USSR. If the doctors would do that they would have to go to prison. Not all the people who got to Moscow hospital #6 died. Yuvchenko lived, for example. The doctors were trying to save their lives doing bone marrow transplants and other shit. A couple of patients were later transferred to medical institutions in Europe. 237 people were admitted to Moscow hospital #6 from Chernobyl, less than 30 died.

lol I thought japs were supposed to be smart.

ah, well that explains it. thought they just threw them into a burn ward and ignored them.

No problem, I hope you'll enjoy it user.

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3.6 is nothing, I'm told is nothing more than a chest x-ray

He would make NKVD drop antisoviet elements from helicopters onto the core instead of boron and send. Would extinguish the fire with a pile of bodies.

special edition

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definitive edition. miner-kun about to stretch her atoms wide.

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Lucky ass miners were naked and ready to go right under reactorchan.

Vasiliy Iganteko (the firefighter with the insane wife) got a bone marrow transplant from his older sister but it did not help.

>Dyatlov got to die of heart failure almost a decade later
>this poor fuck that he sent in his place sealed his doom the instant he went to the roof

This used to give me panic attacks as a kid, now I have panic attacks over thoughts of having a stroke.