If you were Danny Tanner, would you have let Urkel, a negro teen from Chicago, into your daughter's bedroom alone?
If you were Danny Tanner, would you have let Urkel, a negro teen from Chicago, into your daughter's bedroom alone?
Jonathan Thomas
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Jeremiah Martin
Danny was probably pissed Urkel didn't do anything, the sick fuck
Ayden Thomas
Only if I got to watch
Jeremiah Barnes
Did Urkel really appear in Full House? I honestly don’t remember.
Josiah Sullivan
Reminder that time travel, shrink rays, force fields and telepods are all canon in the Fuller House Extended Universe.
Ian Hernandez
He could have his cock in her, he still wouldn't have the balls to fuck.
Leo Scott
urkel was based though
Lucas Anderson
outside of the worst crack addicts and disturbed trannies nobody would
Thomas Diaz
Yeah he tells her that having glasses is cool
Nathan King
This, only sick fucks live in San Fran.
Jason Scott
There was magic in at least one Full House episode
Tyler Edwards
Yeah. Urkel is a nerd. Stefan on the other hand... HELL NAW!
Eli Allen
How can you not remember the classic full house episode where she jerkuled his Urkel?
Daniel White
90s Sitcom parents were pretty confident their kids would do the right thing.
Clarissa's parents in Clarissa Explains It All let a teenage boy crawl in and out of their daughter's bed room when ever he pleased.
Not once did Sam get his dick wet.
Henry Garcia
The Halloween one where the Urkel ventriloquist dummy murdered the entire family?
Henry Garcia
Benjamin Sanchez
That's because her parents knew Sam was a mo
Christian Davis
Urkel was an incel, he would never.
Justin Taylor
>Series finale
>"Urkel Snaps"
>When a serial killer terrorizes the neighborhood only Carl can bring him to justice.
Cameron Cooper
To me Die Hard is also canon within that universe.
The Nakatomi Plaza incident is why he moved to Chicago.
Justin Baker
>family with three dads living in San Francisco in one of the Painted Ladies
>would he have let a negro boy into his daughter’s bedroom alone?
I’m surprised he didn’t go along to fluff
although urkel on white girl porn dialog could really work
>GOT ANY CHEESE?
>DID I DO THAT?
>ARE YOU WEARING A BRA UNDER THAT?
>OOH, LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Nicholas Roberts
>Stephanie and Urkel arguing about the Holocaust
Adrian Harris
Agreed, I always watch that movie as the Carl Winslow origin story.
Luke Perez
Urkel got Laura in the end.
She was hitting the wall and realized she could never be with a chad like Stephan who constantly had bitches after his dick and settled for Steve.
But he got his girl.
Landon Gomez
Don't forget his appearance in Ghostbusters
Connor Murphy
Don’t forget that Family Matters was a spin-off of Perfect Strangers so Balki Bartakamous is also canon and he appeared in one of the Beverly Hills Cop movies and also Beastmaster II: Through the Portal of Time basically playing the same character, so Dar the Beastmaster exists in the Urkel/Full House universe
Nolan Phillips
these and the bruce lee transformation are the VERY DEFINITION OF KINO
Isaiah Price
McDowell from Coming To America is James Evans who faked his death and started over in New York.
Ian Rogers
Steph and Gia were really fucking hot.
Jose Turner
and Crocodile Dundee, he was a limo driver who beat a bad guy with a boomerang limo tv antenna and was inspired to become a police officer
Thomas Howard
Kids weren't as degenerate back then.
Luis Fisher
fucking this
Jack Hill
He took in Eddie Murphy because he reminded of him of his idiot son JJ
Nathan Gomez
I've never seen any of it
Eli Reyes
Yes they were. We just kept it more secretive so other kids didn't get influenced.
When shit like MTV started flaunting degenerates in shit like The Real World and making them little celebrities it was over.
Camden Bailey
>We
wuz
Easton Moore
>that episode where Florida guilt tripped James into giving back a bag of money he found
Everyone but James was an asshole in that show.
Kevin Cox
who cares? she's ugly
Parker Peterson
>not long after this scene Jodie Sweeten’s drug habit began
hmmm
Asher Cox
She was hot when she starting budding. Same thing for the Olsen Twins in Two of a Kind
Juan Foster
the twins
They would often be braless and you could often see their puffy nips if they wore light clothing
Connor James
That depends, is the camera set up already?
Caleb Wood
When he looks like that, why not?
Lucas Bennett
Was Urkel the first incel?
Aiden Parker
HAHA as if I let niggers in my house
Justin Morales
And dammit that one episode of Punky Brewster with the giant spider was spooky as fuck. So was soleil moon frye getting her gigantic jugs removed.
Levi White
Didn't she have some tig ol' bitties later in the series?
Leo Jackson
There should have been more Stefan episodes.
Brayden Rodriguez
Is Step by Step also included in the TGIF Cinematic Universe and does this mean Kickboxer 3 is as well?
Jackson Morgan
Late 80s/early 90s belly button culture was awesome.
Angel Young
fucker beat me to it
Did the Lamberts ever get up to wacky sci fi shenanigans? Urkel flew from Chicago to San Fran then to Wisconsin on the same jet pack.
Also Santa is real in all three shows.
Mason Russell
The tomboy ended up having huge tiddies. Also boo for this not having cousin Cody, the aforementioned kickboxer.
Lucas Rivera
as an adult she got big tits. In the original series she was about 12 in the season and had small delicious buds.
Eli Torres
just did a rewatch of the whole series...
as an adult you realize what a fucking super cop Carl actually is.
Starts as a Sgt. and ends up all the way to Capt.
Goddamn has bad guys he's arrested come back to try and kill him and his family on multiple occasions.
Proven to be an excellent hostage negotiator over and over.
Sharp as a tack and has that cop sense active 24/7.
Cooper Sullivan
pic unrelated?
Juan Barnes
As a kid in third grade when this aired i was blown away that two of my TGIF staples were together. Blew my mind.
Adrian Evans
>stephanie “how r00d” tanner
>not pouncing on myra and pounding that sweet caramel ass back to the stone age while she moans a spiritual symphony for you
uh, ok
Jonathan Allen
sorry for forgetting the Code-Man
Charles Bell
Literally look like goblins.
Jaxson Phillips
little buds > dfc >>> small tits >>>>> ... >>>>> big tits
Jace Thompson
fuck man
why was this show so comfy as a kid
Jaxson Reyes
Dana and alex made young me feel things.
Isaiah Carter
So which shows are part of the Full House Universe?
Anthony Myers
Fuller House
Sebastian Hill
Fuck fuller house shes giving me fuller pants
Levi Lewis
>"Uncle Joey my eyes are up here!!"
Kayden Thompson
Who was the sibling that always called the oldest sister Barky?
Luke Brown
urkel in dark Stephanie in white this was the last time they talked as friends
Logan Garcia
no?
Luke Lewis
Jonathan Brown
Jacob Edwards
cody chained his wife to a cabinet and beat her
Ryan Ross
how? at one point he gets a crazy gf and in the end the girl he loves while being himself
he also hit on her whenever he could and never got discouraged.
he is the anti-incel
Jaxon Williams
>myra
yes but theres also Greta and Max. Man Max got hot
Julian Smith
>good grades
>cares about his friends and family
>non-criminal behavior
>non-degenerate
Urkel was an honorary Arian.
Benjamin Walker
>tfw no Jodie Sweetin gf
Xavier Hall
he also loved cheeze, so he was lactose tolerant
Parker Bennett
Same user. Same. Especially Alex.
Jaxon Morales
short blond haired Dana gets me to this day.
remember that episode where she poses nude her lesbian feminazi art professor?
Jason Morris
Look at the size of his glasses and the way he dresses. Your daughter would never be this safe near a man again, negative chance of him getting any pussy there.
Alexander Russell
Was Boy Meets World also in the same universe? He was Eric's best friend in the first couple seasons before vanishing from the show.
Thomas Foster
Vaguely. Im scared to google what she looks like now.
Jacob Clark
Remember when she had two dads but they weren't fags and one of them was Paul Reiser?
Andrew Diaz
Topanga was top tier.
Luis Morris
I love how this episode proved libtards wrong that whitey were always evil nigger hating racist.
Lincoln Powell
My nig. Her and the original pink Power Ranger were my first loves as a kid.
Henry Baker
Damn, TGIF was a boner factory. Sucks I missed the prime Topanga years since always busy on Fridays during high school.
Carson Morris
jesus dude are you me?
that's a GOAT opinion. I just love it when girls have the tiniest little bumps.
Jaxon Robinson
As a kid I never once blinked at how "wrong" this looked.
Ethan Collins
kek
Cameron Allen
Did any of them go on to do anything after this show.
In Full House and Family Matter you'd see them occasionally pop up in something else trying to continue their acting career. I can't think of anything anyone from Step by Step was in after that show?