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How can you guys be so hard on Game of Thrones while you praise Lord of the Rings?

They could have just used the eagles.

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The entire point of the lord of the rings was that the larger war was used to distract Sauron so Frodo and Sam could get to mount doom without being constantly hounded by the ringwraiths/Mordor. The eagles would have been spotted easily

What was his tax policy?

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No they couldn't have dumbass. They make it super clear in the first film that Sauron has spies everywhere and they had to take a dangerous route up the snowy mountains to avoid them and still almost got spotted

If they fly the eagles straight there they fly them right into the wraiths and their own flying lizard things. Literally the only reason the plan worked was because the army was fighting Sauron outside the gates and keeping him distracted, he would see the eagles coming in and have them all shot down

>use eagles
>enter Mordor
>get instantly spotted and destroyed

Why not just use a catapult?

deport all elvish scum to the Undying Lands

seriously, this. It's not hard to realize you had nazguls, the eye and then the whole plot with Pippin being the misdirect as a ring bearer.

based and catapultpilled

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1) Flying the ring to Mordor would have done nothing but save time. Time didn't matter. It wasn't an issue until Aragorn goaded Sauron into launching his attack on Minas Tirith ahead of schedule. Frodo had the ring for decades until Gandalf uncovered its origin. The Fellowship took a month's vacation in Lothlorien halfway through their journey. They took two months to leave Rivendell. It had been about 2,000 years since the wizards arrived in Middle-earth to deal with Sauron to begin with. There was no rush.

2) The ring couldn't simply be dropped into the caldera of Mt. Doom. There's a reason why Frodo didn't just throw it into the first lava flow he came across. The ring couldn't be destroyed by lava outside of the (subterranean) forge. It could only be unmade where it was made. Why? Because magic. But that's how it worked.

3) Sauron had an entire army stationed around Mt. Doom. Until it was sent towards the black gates the entire mountain was protected.

4) The only chance the fellowship had of success rested on the fact that Sauron didn't think that his enemies would attempt to destroy his ring. He believed that no one could overcome the ring's corruption (and was completely correct in thinking so, too). Aragorn tricked Sauron into believing that he had the ring. If Sauron knew that the ring was approaching Mordor, or was not with Aragorn, he could have surmised what Gandalf was planning. A suicidal air raid on his HQ would have been a fairly obvious tipoff that something was going on.

5) The ringbearer would still be susceptable to the ring's influence, as would the eagles themselves since they are sapient.

This is such an automated criticism, mordor had nazguls with fellbeasts guarding mordor, the eagles wouldn’t have made it to mt doom

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Why not give the ring to an eagle? It noclips it’s way into mordoor and job done!

Why didn't they just take the bunny-sled there?

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Fucking based, I haven't seen that in years

The eagles would’ve been corrupted by the ring just like every other power being that came into contact with it.

The bunnies refuse to fight for Gondor after they raised their taxes

Oh no!! An evil eagle!!

An evil eagle can really easily just drop the ring back to Sauron. Game over

Why didn't they just buy off orcs with meat and have them do it? I mean, how much meat can you grow in a volcanic wasteland? The orcs were probably half starved all the time.

Why didn't they attach one of those explosives Saruman used to an eagle, and make it do a kamikaze attack against the Dark Tower?

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>Frodo: "They are going to the harbour beyond the White Towers. The Tax Havens."

>Sam: "They're thieving Middle-Earth."

>Frodo: "Never to tax return."

>Sam: "I don't know why, but it makes me mad."

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Why didn't Sauron do it to himself as an excuse to invade the middle Earth?

Only the Plateau of Gorgoroth was a volanic wasteland. Most of Mordor was farmland worked by armies of slaves.

Tolkien was born too soon to write 9-11 alegories.

reminder that the story of LOTR is just a minor footnote in the history of Middle Earth and there are stories in the past that are larger and more impactful. Meanwhile, GOT's story is supposed to be the biggest story in the history of that world (the final battle against the undead) and yet still pales in comparison.

What kind of slaves? Grots?

>GURM complains we don't know Aragorn's tax policy
>Tolkien literally lays it out in the appendices which were published
If I remember right, it was fiefs from all settlements in accordance with their size, with the exception of the Shire because of their importance in the fall of Sauron. Bravo American Tolkien