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you forgot the title
>not /RMBK/
*pats your clean suit*
Couldn't even fucking put the thread name in the subject. Get on the roof and don't come back.
Do you have your pair of KGB agents following you, user? Who's going to keep you accountable?
Why were firefighters and plant workers kept alive, rooting?
>thread not having an epic memey /general/ title
unepic and bluepilled
I though they could not top general-colonel kino but the very next episode they drop the miners. By this point this show is oozing kino like the core is radiation
Obligatory "fuck nonces" post.
>miners openly shittalk a party member and tell him they gonna fucking kill him should he try to shoot them
workers in the ussr were fucking based
the little retard forgot the title
Workers in general are fucking based.
you know what
ruining that suit was really unecessary and really rude
well if someone wants to remake they can risk the ban
sorry guys
This is actually an improvement over that faggy /RBMK/ shit. Good job user.
>risk the ban
just delete the thread, have some dignity
Disgraceful, really. How could this happen? He did everything right.
S E E T H I N G
>no title
up to the roof
you can't delete threads
Vodka causes dehydration, so it's useful in contaminated environments because water is the main absorbent of fission products in human body. But you have to drink BEFORE the contamination happens. The liquidators were often given vodka with iodine.
Also you should note that 1986 was the time of unprecedented anti-alcohol campaign in USSR. The price for vodka rose threefold, many liqueur shops closed, their working hours limited etc. The people began to drink perfume, technical alcohol and other substitutes because they no longer could afford buying it.
Ukrainefag
do you really think it's faggy? it's the most fitting general name
Go to the roof user and tell me what you see
>post yfw graphite's on the ground
core-chan is a cute name but I actually prefer reactor Yea Forums
at least with 4chanx anyway
bottom also doesn't work for me
The only title this gen should have is kinobyl
who fucing cares about an apparatjik
We did everything right, the subject title and picture!
You call turbines steamed fans?
Based proletariat
So radiation really does just melt you?
>mfw it's not graphite
Lazy retard here.
What is the difference between roentgen and sievert?
>ay tone this hothead is telling me there's some graphite on the streets like he saw that shit from a a mile away with his xray eyes, hold me back or I'm gonna whack him next time
...
Calm down Shadov, it's just bantz
cringe
but I brought some bread, kaviar and some cheese
Because there's a nice lack of graphite around here
It's a regional engineering aspect.
i still like you
Someone PLEASE make a virgin minister of coal vs chad miner meme of this
He shouldn't call himself the minister of coal if he doesn't want to look like it
I humbly request someone past Jared's face into this gif
>no title
should we take this opportunity to rebrand as /ulana/ general? i mean I assume we're all team ulana here, she rocks!
There's a part of me that wanted them to show that plant employee whose "face was gone."
:)
It isn't. Lets rename /got/ to /ironthrone/ while we're at it.
Roentgen is how much radiation something emits. Sievert is for radiation absorbed.
>t.suit
>"hey core-chan, did you gain a few roentgens since we last met?"
>"me? haha no silly, you're delusional I'm still at 3.6 now cuddle with me"
it's the official title, stay mad
>drawfag will never draw sandfu and boronchan forcing themselves onto corechan
Don't forget Iodine qt.
What would you put into a drink that you named "Feedwater"?
is there a more painful way to die?
>Despite the fact that this reactor was clearly designed in the central Soviet Union.
>... It's a Ukrainian dialect.
not melt, boil
>Were you looking at miners' dick during the show?
>Yes, like our fathers would do
>virgin minister of coal
>unpractical expensive suit that is impossible to get coal stains out of
>will live a long and boring life breathing office air
pic related with vodka
3.6% alchohol
slight taste of metal
I refuse to believe this is what happens...
Vodka, neat, dash of hot sauce.
knowing that in your life you wasted +10 fishing for (you)s on a mongolian basketweaving forum
JESUS
why not just put a bullet in them at that point
50/50 Vodka and jalapeno juice
in terms of popularity, waifus will always win over husbandos
I taste metal.
en.wikipedia.org
>that dose table
What should I watch to hold me over till the next episode?
Pripyat (1999)
Chernobyl Heart (2003)
The Russian Woodpecker (2015)
The Babushkas of Chernobyl (2015)
The Battle of Chernobyl (2006)
Stalker (1979)
Solaris (1971)
Leviathan (2014)
The Return (2003)
Well here's a Fukushima "survivor".
Sorry, user. That really is what ARS does to you.
Vodka, Mountain Dew and a nickel
>2019 impossible to write a strong female character without her being a complete cunt who belittles men every chance she gets and is always right
scientific purposes really , to study how the fuck their body reacted etc
just wash it lol
My voice mattered.
Akimov cause of death
>ARS; burns on 100% of body, estimated 15 grays (1,500 rad) dose.
>burns on 100% of body
>it's not going to explode charlie, just press the AZ-5 button
let's rename your name to faggot if it already isn't
>if i pulled that hat off, would you die?
>i would be extremely naked
The fires is out. Let's celebrate
nah, source of that pic is a movie prop
Just to give you all an idea of exactly how much radiation they were dealing with
>8-30
>99-100% mortality rate with care
Please don't bother and just let me die.
Bullshit
I've seen worse
Into Eternity
>youtu.be
How to safeguard nuclear waste against the future.
I bet you think theres no graphite on the roof as well.
akimov was the roof guy?
That’s the spirit!
That’s not from Fukushima you tard. That’s the aftermath of an accident at Tokaimura in 1999. His name is Hisashi Ouchi.
Memories of a liquidator's wife:
Called all his relatives. Two sisters came from Belarus, a brother from Leningrad, served there. The youngest Natasha, she was fourteen years old, very crying and afraid. But her bone marrow came up better than anyone ... (Silent.) I can already about it
tell ... I could not ... I was silent for ten years ... Ten years. (Silence.) When he learned that the bone marrow was being taken from his younger sister, he flatly refused: "I'd rather die. Do not touch her, she is small." Older sister Luda was twenty-eight years old; she herself was a nurse, she understood what was going on. "If only he lived," she said. I saw the operation. They lay side by side on the tables ... There is a large window in the operating room. The operation lasted two hours ... When they finished, Luda was worse than him, she had eighteen punctures on her chest, it was hard to get out of the anesthesia. And now she is sick, on disability ... She once was a beautiful, strong girl. She did not marry ...
bretty gud
this dude is kawaii as fuck in this frame
My grandfather was a miner.
They all shower together in communal showers, so they don't care about nudity and don't have ideas about male bodies formed by looking at pornography.
I remember my grandfather telling me that the only guy who was embarrassed in the showers was a mild-mannered neighbour of ours (he was the father of one of my friends). The reason he was embarrassed? He had a gigantic dick. How times change.
>no actual arguments
Expected as much.
gritty smurfs remake when?
>Ouchie
>You did not see an X-wing because IT'S NOT THERE
There is no argument, you're just wrong and angry.
Remember when this show was still good?
The picture is real, but it's from Tokimura nuclear accident. Also, they kept this guy alive for around 83 days to see what radiation can do to human body.
It’s more than 100%. He’s even burning on the inside
I would just make an "aborted fetus" and rename it
>iodine qt
geez, seems like so long ago. we were so naive. how do you go from 'omg she knows about iodine!' to 'omg she knows everyhing about everything and shes also everywhere doing everything!'
it's also not ouchi
must we go through this every thread?
Very true. Real men understand that a penis if for procreation, and to love your wife with. A gigantic penis is savage, and only pornography and queers care about them.
drawfag probably stopped even bothering once the amount of requests for feet art and boron art and hugging art and whatever else went through the roof
I want to kiss iodine qt on the cheek
thanks user now I'm thinking about him and smurfette
>Upon arrival at the Mito hospital, Ouchi’s skin was red and puffy but he showed few other outward signs of his condition. Then doctors began tested his chromosomes. They had “shattered like glass.” They could not be identified or arranged. Without chromosomes, his cells could not regenerate and his body could not heal. His white blood cell count was 0.
>After one week in the hospital, he began to show outward signs of radiation sickness. His skin began sloughing off. Because his cells couldn’t regenerate, no new skin formed to replace it. He again began to have difficulty breathing. Ouchi said, “I can’t take it anymore. I am not a guinea pig.” He was in extreme pain despite medication. At this time, he was put on a ventilator and kept in a medically induced coma.
>On day 27, Ouchi’s intestines started “to melt.” Three weeks later, he started hemorrhaging. He began receiving blood transfusions, sometimes as many as 10 in 12 hours. He began losing a significant amount of fluids (10 liters, or over 2 1/2 gallons, a day) through his skin so they wrapped him completely in gauze. He was bleeding from his eyes. His wife said that it looked like he was crying blood. Ouchi started receiving daily skin transplants using artificial skin, but they wouldn’t stick. His muscles began falling off the bone.
>On his 59th day in the hospital, his heart stopped three times in just 49 minutes. He was resuscitated. This severely damaged his brain and kidneys. At this point, Ouchi was on life support.
>Doctors continued life saving measures but Ouchi died of multi-organ failure on December 21, 1999 after 83 days in the hospital.
jesus christ
marriage
>and don't have ideas about male bodies formed by looking at pornography.
This is so fucking stupid. You think no one was embarrassed by nudity until the fucking internet and porno. How fucking stupid are you?
yes, I deem it necessary.
Every source points to it being Ouchi. If not him then who?
>watch the newest episode with me mum
>scene with miners with their dicks out
Fuck you HBO
How does an /RBMK/ General lose its title?
every shitty blogpost
there are legit pictures of ouchi, that is not one of them
>what?
>WE'RE STILL WEARING THE FUCKING HATS
radiated away
Am I stupid?
>His muscles began falling off the bone.
no way
bull shit
Post legit ones then retard
What happened to his leg?
Dyatlov was in charge! It was Dyatlov!
ouchi's leg wasn't amputated
This man is delusional, send him to the infirmary.
Post a legit source then, plz fren for truth
the lights went out
>Her child died shortly after birth due to a heart failure and a cirrhosis of the liver, caused by contamination
i have been parroting what i read in earlier threads, i don't actually know for sure but i refuse to believe that picture is real
good, one less kraut.
My mother used to tell me about communal showers/saunas she had in the Soviet Union. It was at university, They were all nude and the only females who were embarrassed were the ones who had giant good looking breasts.
It's the same now, nobody made fun of small penises at school because we knew deep down that's not cool, but the guys with large cocks always got laughed at.
>Kraut
>Ukrainian
its like frostbite when the first freeze of the year hits and the water expands the cells ruptures and all the plants die but it takes 2-3 days before the leaves turn crispy and fall
except your cells are turned to swiss cheese on an atomic level like when someone is beheaded and the blade passes through cleanly before it falls of in slow motion
Why? Like why do you refuse to think its real?
>People getting irradiated and their skin falling off: Fine
>A regular penis: WHAT THE FUCK?
I can smell the America coming form you.
...go on
only burgers are embarrassed about nudity. it was and still is totally normal in the rest of the world
how did the robot s die?
Looks more like someone who was caught in an industrial accident, given his leg is missing. This picture is just from a load of blogs online and I don't trust any of them to be accurate.
it is what happens
what they didn’t show was how Lyudmilla would clear his throat with her hand covered in cloth, as he was coughing up parts of his internal organs in the form of bloody mucus
because it's not real
>"I can't take it anymore. I am not a guinea pig."
And then they kept him alive, sort of, for another 75 days or so. I can't imagine anything more hellish.
Look at this list
en.wikipedia.org
Also remember that the accident occurred on April 26th, and that many of them died weeks later from ARS. Not a good way to go.
>Sitnikov, Anatoly Andreyevich
>Received fatal dose (about 1500 roentgen), mostly to the head after being sent by Nikolai Fomin to survey the reactor hall and peek at the reactor from the roof of Unit C.
Fuck, he had to "live" one month.
Would coal dust permanently ruin a suit?
Get COMPED nigga
YOU MISSED THIS.....
youtube.com
>is
>mum's breathing intensifies
Because of the radiation. It got into their memory circuits, CPU and whatever they had, induced electrons and caused them to err and shutdown.
I love every shot with yellow pump bois
So you can't deal with the idea that radiation does some fucked up shit to the human body, basically.
>honey... I think I got a bit of a sunburn
i'm telling you it's not real. IT ISEEEEEEEEEEEENT
Explain this to a braindead idiot like me
If the fire is out, why do we need to put a sarcophagus on the reactor?
Who's hungry?
people who keep saying this dont understand physics or biology
>and whatever they had,
The air is glowing
it is just a rock comrade
It's kinda interesting that electronics are more susceptible to radiation than biological things. It goes to show different "design" paradigms, life is crude and inefficient, but it can deal with massive damage for at least a while while electronics are the opposite.
>you don't have enough bullets
>2 AKs = 60 bullets
>45 miners
I would say they have enough bullets.
kek
Dust. It can rain inside and the wind blows. They buried 30 tons of radioactive dust in the sarcophagus along with the graphite and other stuff.
Pretty brave of the miners, considering the guards did have enough ammo for everyone
To contain the radiation and to not let it just lay there exposed to the environment
It keeps spewing out insane amounts of radioactive particles and dust. It can be carried by wind and brought down to ground with rain (although water is a good radiation absorbant iirc) and further contaminate more land.
have you ever shot a full auto before?
I think they're just in denial about how fucked up you can be and keep living.
>Ciadov, Minister of Yea Forums. I need 100 anons to gather their piss bottles and clean Television & Film of Game of Thrones and capeshit threads.
Dubs and you're free to leave.
>t. boris
Because wind and what not will carry away radioactive dust otherwise. Also animals can carry away radioactive particles before they die and contaminate more land, which is why they said they need to kill everything in the latest episode if you remember.
I wonder how they build the sarcophagus without being irradiated. I guess they simply got irradiated. The new one was hard to do even with modern technology.
With perfect aim and if they just stood there. Also, assuming one bullet each. Doesn't work like that. People pop off a lot on auto, miss a lot, and people don't die right away.
Unless they turn on aimbots and ding 45 headshots before being overwhelmed I don’t think they have enough bullets
i know they're exaggerating numbers quite a bit in the show
but did they actually need 750k men?
it's called symbolism, kid.
>a miner dying from 1 puny bullet
To stop the contamination from spreading. You can't just leave a heap of lethal debris you can't even approach and other shit lying under the sky and rain.
The hastily build sarcophagus served its purpose, but its cost completely ruined the Soviet economy. In the following years the sarcophagus started to leak, so Ukraine had to built another containment around it, sponsored and engineered by EU and other countries.
>brought down to ground with rain
Like bullets?
COMRAD AKIMOV PRESS THE AZ-5
Sure, if they all stand still while you headshot them one by one. If they rush you, you get maybe five before you're done, and then you'll wish you hadn't pulled the trigger at all.
Its worse
Can i bring my wife sir?
Look at this career party member with his fancy moscow suit.
Yes.
You heard that they had to clean up entire forests, that wasn't bullshit and can only be done manually.
>I wonder how they build the sarcophagus without being irradiated.
It was like a lego. They build the big main parts in a radiation free zone and they put it together
>ouchie
if this is real name then god is a bantmeister
But you can design radiation-robust electronics, cover it with all possible protective materials and program fault-proof logic like in Curiosity rover. Humans are much much harder to protect.
fuck man
What's as big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shitload of smoke and noise and cuts an apple into three pieces?
qt3.5
Jokes on you, they're radioactive bullets
>program fault-proof logic
isn't that just a matter of extreme redundancy?
why are miners so based
Yeah, but that's more a question of how easy it is to insulate a thing rather than how inherently vulnerable it is.
so were the liquidators randomly recuited ? cause thats what i got from the scene where we see all those peoples Inside a gym and the officers giving them papers
A soviet machine designed to cut the apple into 4!
THIS GUY
Redundancy yes, but it's only one of many techniques.
if(mistake.aboutToBeMade)
{
mistake.dontMake();
}
jesus christ nips are inhumane. this would be a walking target for a billion lawsuits if it happened in the states.
nightmare kino
Can I read about that somewhere? I mean how they made the software/hardware resistant aside from just shielding it.
>Illness - N/A (patients die in < 48h)
Honestly made me wonder if there is some contractual obligation for anyone directing an HBO show to include at least one scene of full frontal nudity. I didn't think they'd find a way to put it in Chernobyl, but they found a way.
>jesus christ nips are inhumane.
yes, yes they are
The guy who Dyatlov told "I can't make it better for you, but I can make it a lot worse", big glasses and a mustache
>implying the states didnt do similar shit in the 50's-60's
The bad thing is that Ouchie's brain somehow still supported consciousness and thinking, even after long coma. He felt and realized it until his very death.
we musto preeserve the man fo scienceo
He wasn't nude, he was sporting a fine hat
got any other info? sciposting about all this stuff is like a full third of what makes these threads so great
if(graphite==1)
{
graphite=0;
userTarget=map(4,exit.1);
return irradiated();
}
I read some NASA and JPL papers long ago, can't find them now sorry.
Hey, wouldn't it be funny to pick some of it up? hahahaha, you know, as a prank? hahaha, only joking comrade.
For fun. You put it on semi when you want to actually hit people
And crowds of people run away when they are getting shot at, what is your point?
at least the cia had the courtesy to cover that shit up
>"And crowds of people run away when they are getting shot at"
>implying these men are pussies
why is this show so good?
I am looking for sources but I can't find any proof that they were working naked in the tunnel
Lol I think they would get a lot more than 5 rounds off. That’s also some brave miners, attacking as a horde of zombies with no sense of self preservation
>someone else made the visual connection even though it might not have been fully intended
BROTHER
And, why are we cleaning out piss bottles, you ponce?
How about I shoot you with 7.62, and then see how effectively you can beat me to death
>this guy being so close to the elephant foot
he literally died 5 minute after that picture was taken isnt he ?
>they would attack unarmed like zombies
That seems unlikely
didnt*
>That seems unlikely
You don't know many miners, do you?
>they would get a lot more than 5 rounds off
Oh, they would, but they wouldn't hit all that many people, or at least not lethally. It's pretty difficult to actually kill someone outright. Even if you shoot them in the kidney or liver they'll certainly die in the next two minutes or so but they can still fuck your shit up until then, especially if they're on adrenaline.
You've been playing too many games.
These shoot 5.45
Because it doesn't compromise on the absolute fucking misery that the Chernobyl disaster was. Even watching it and roughly knowing what happens in regards to history, the situation in the miniseries feels completely hopeless. It's frankly amazing.
>45 heavily-built miners rush you from 20 feet away
>2 kalashikovs with 30 bullets each
>if you survive you're basically on the hook for severely damaging the USSR's economy and power
It takes like 2-3 seconds to close the distance between the miners and the soldiers and none of the soldiers even have their guns aimed in their direction.
Not that anyone would attack an armed soldier without good reason, and they'd be screwed even if they won, but just saying.
Wouldn't they be using AK-74s by this point?
you try killin 45 guys on semi automatic
Why does Legasov mention plutonium to Gorbachev?
No actually, that photo was taken with a series of mirrors to protect the photographer. That dude is just reflected and not actually standing next to the foot
Someone should do a smug pepe version of that image
me on the right
The foot is significantly less radioactive than it used to be.
Because it's just another isotope on the list of dangerous radionuclides leaked into the environment.
*pats your suit*
>shoot at me
>my clothes fall down without me in them, obi wan style
>appears behind you naked in a puff of coal dust
>snaps your neck
nice try apparatchiki
What properties would a human being need to have to be immune to radiation ?
Probably, I wasn’t looking that closely. Have 7.62 on the brain because of the RS2 update
it's half of what it used to be, it can still fuck you up.
Laughed massively through the night
>episode 3
>nobody has mentioned the stain on gorbachev's head
>it hasn't rubbed off naturally (probably doesn't shower often)
someone just tell him, this is getting embarrassing
chefs hat
that should do it
Flesh dense enough to repel high energy particles.
Not have blood and bones.
be a miner
Not having a physical body. Nothing is immune to radiation. The only question is the doze.
Unironically, back in college we called this (without the nickle) a Chernobyl because of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Weird synchronicity.
not even robots are immune to radiation
Not exist in this universe.
I'm sure as shit not going to be the one to tell him, you first comrade
so Dr Manhattan or Superman would die from it ?
>Get the good dosimeter, I don't give a shit
What if Ouchie threw his body into the vat immediately? Would it save him from suffering?
Next starring role is Mario in the new live action Mario movie.
its a 50/50 on quick death or superpowers
be a chad miner
real answer if you cover yourself in enough material you should be good.
out of everything that could be possibly emitted (alpha, beta, gamma radiation etc) neutrons are able to penetrate through the most material. materials like water, concrete are good at slowing them down. you obviously need a fuckton of material surrounding you if the doses are high
Atomic sized nanobots that can catch particles and reconfigure elements without emanating heat.
Or some hyperdimensional magic tech.
just be yourself, user
Not really, but it could stop the chain reaction in the vat by contaminating it with some 60+ kilograms of non-reactive substance.
>sarcophagus without being irradiated.
they took turns 90 seconds at a time while wearing shielding
EU didnt exist until 1993
>giving the Germans control of continental Europe again
absolutely BONKERS
Water's good
You could swim in pic related without ill effect as long as you don't go right up to the fuel
>Atomic sized nanobots that can catch particles and reconfigure elements without emanating heat.
That's bullshit, even if we ignore that everything would stick to your nanobot and you'd have no way to let go of anything, forming and breaking up chemical bonds releases or requires substantial amounts of energy.
Fun fact, grey good wouldn't be substantially more dangerous than bacteria because
a) if it worked faster the reaction heat would melt it and it's insanely vulnerable to everything life is vulnerable to plus some
b) life is basically grey goo anyway
So 3.6 kinoetgens? Not great, not terrible.
i really appreciate your oc user
I agree, you'll be 100% a ok! Now take a trip to the roof
No i refuse to believe this. Lads we have to find the tech to make us immune to radiation because that shit can happen again anytime and it's too spooky. Let's work together, start giving me ideas on how we can beat that shit
Imagine thinking the government hiding secrets from is population is freedom kek
But the new safe confinement construction only started in 2007
yeah but i want to touch corechan...
Entirely.
streamable.com
Not great, not terrible.
Manhattan is pure consciousness so probably immune.
Superman is made of crystals that absorb radiation and redirect it. In some versions if he stands on the surface of a star he absorbs too much and it can be fatal. Also some rare crystals/radiation made on his planet can kill him..
Trying not to wake the Mrs up laughing and im just vibrating on the bed
Grounded tin foil hats
post in here now lads
Oh fuck, is that the one about Onkolo? The one that meanders for the better part of 90 minutes with stylistic bullshit around a flame. Still kind of liked it though, forests of spikes and all.
>Notably, as seen at Chernobyl, when skin is irradiated with high energy beta particles, moist desquamation (peeling of skin) and similar early effects can heal, only to be followed by the collapse of the dermal vascular system after two months, resulting in the loss of the full thickness of the exposed skin
fuck
The radioactive elements already in your body will give you a lethal dose of radiation in a couple thousand years, so if you were to freeze yourself for that long, you would wake up with acute radiation syndrome and rotting away alive like the people in this episode.
Earth is essentially a ball of radioactive iron and the only reason you're alive right now is that your body is continuously repairing radiation damage.
Just don’t get too contaminated dummy
In what way is Germany in control of the EU? Considering it only has a proportional amount of seats in the EU Parliament, the President of the European Commission is a Luxembourger and the President of the European Council is Polish. We have EU elections in two days. Germany has no more or less control of the EU than any other country.
t. Remainer
>T. Dyatlov
Chernobyl his finger support is the same as photos of victims taken by Igor Kostin during 1986
Wait whut?
Me too.
Missed opportunity for amazing practical effect.
Literally everything on earth contains a small percentage of radioactive isotopes and your body uses those to built itself and so incorporates them into itself.
Look up how carbon dating works, the same applies to most elements in your body.
anyone else disgusted by how much they smoke?
nice one user
Jesus christ how horrifying someone should make a horror movie about this.
Immortal...but your body just suddenly starts breaking down
Would you expect someone to record that information? It's plausible and makes for good drama to show the desperate nature of the operation.
>RS2
>no more single hit kills with AK
>no more single hit kills with SKS
>M16 still doesnt have 30 rn mags
>M16 also has the recoil of a butterfly
So thats where ur firearms knowledge comes from. Nice.