"We know you blew that reactor core, Dyatlov." Edition
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What will happen to our boys?
>autism
There will be no more butter and caviar sandwiches, Dyatlov.
Xth for maintaining the circle of accountability. Report any suspicious activity to the KGJanny
still seething hours later, are we?
Completely lost interest in the show. Didn't even bother finishing the latest episode.
Some Russian memes coming in
Don't blow your top
>3 episodes in
>Like 4 billion memes and hourly threads
How did they do it?
Anyone get a half-chub everytime this guy speaks?
jello, lasagna and soup
Have you ever stood on a slice of pizza?
who would win?
>a crew operating tons of highly radioactive uranium in a glorious communist cyka blyat reactor
or
>one little graphitty boi
Legasov really wanted to fuck that super science woman. He even confronted the KGB boss.
We're nearly there, comrades. We'e almost at episode 3.6
Was the test they were running deliberately sabatoged?
Fuckin' suits. Nonces, the lot of 'em.
remember where are. if we could weaponize the autism of this cantonese pet-shaming forum, we could take over the world. then put someone else in charge so we all can go back to memes and shitposting
to the roof with you
don't post gore guys, it upsets me
maybe
Just looking at that picture I can feel the radiation levels decreasing.
>We know who you are. What is everyone going to hear about?
KGB agents were legitimately scary.
Where do I watch this shit?
He's a big guy
It's only a handful of posters desu
Imagine being cast for this role
You hear about some kino coming up
You go into the interview, knowing that the show is about Chernobyl, the disaster and clean up
The first question you're asked
>How do you feel about getting naked?
>Comrade soldiers
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do you know what torrenting is you fuck?
>finally, some good fucking food
"trust, but verify"
>Karl, you're an idiot. How could you see graphite on the ground when there isn't any?
>Play a record.
Really nice. The mug should say I
>Steve being Duty
kek
2 THREaDS aGAIN YOU FUICKING PIECES OF SHIT
>I don't give a fook m8
Name any character more based than him in the history of moving pictures
hello, are you retarded?
How the big boys do it
this is what an alpha male looks like
>How thick you dick is?
>Show us.
>Did they call you mr Horse ever in your life?
>/RBMK/
No.
look at that fucking chad. he probably arrived naked to the audition for the role of general pikalov
and they instantly knew he was perfect for the miner instead
hbo or netflix
:^)
>he then proceeds to strip, legs wide, and does the interview making contact with the cutie HR rep the whole time
Isn't he a voice actor in the witcher 3?
>how do i obtain audiovisual media on the internet in 2019
HBO or HBOgo.
Brace for pure kino.
It was just deleted.
top jej
Valiant effort tho.
This show hasn't changed my view of nuclear power, the opposite actually.
I want to be irradiated, but only if it's from a RBMK .
can you answer just how upset you are rn? I'm interested
This is what happens when you don't shield the balls at an x-ray.
>Bruder starts playing loudly
He wasn't so tough when they carried him off to the torture cell.
From the roof. Go have a look.
old one was full dude.
For you.
based Russian Ron Jeremy pounding 12m holes in 50 degree weather
I'm not sure where the whole anti-nuclear mindset comes from
I remember people saying that the creators said that they were pro-nuclear
This meme needs to end that telling a story makes you anti-whatever the story is about
He didn't lead so good!
>70 and 80 per mwh for wind and solar
Lmao try $30 and $40, respectively
Also nuclear power is $120 per mwh when you include the startup costs to operate the plant.
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Seeing anons asking about how to get the episodes makes me tempted to make a tutorial on how to download shit from torrents
Boris Scherbina, my arch-nemesis
That's no boomer, that's a zoomer.
>why the reactor core exploded?
>i don't know
>but i saw graphite on the roof
>i don't understand
>the dosimeter shows 15000! Why did you do?
>i didn't do anything
get bittorrent client
go to torrent site
download
dont spoon feed the retards or they never stop coming back
how do you people not know these basic facts
They're just shitposting, don't waste your time.
tfw when westernfags know the word "oblast"
>we're now at the point where zoomers can't torrent because theyre so used to streaming
there are 294 tutorials on that.
They're being facetious mate.
what a qt3.14
is drawfag still around? his works are truly blessed
I want to see more scenes with miners from Tula
go page
hit download
watch on screen
pull on penis or face down on mattress
Miners spin off when
They could be youngins though, growing up in info controlled dystopia, they need help to gain their freedom and learn how to torrent
agreed
Not at all, watching newfags making generals amuses me more than anything :)
>russkies let nazi music playing
No.
U like hairy miner cock?
How to watch Chernobyl
1) Download Adblock and Adguard, turn them both on
2) Go to www7.fmovies.to
how do you size up to him, anons?
bashirfag looks like a doll
Here is some exploitable Dyatlov.
this is what I imagine you're looking like right now
each thread is composed of roughly 500 posts or 'bullets' and every time one of these bullets is fired, a /got/ thread gets pushed further and further to the bottom of the catalog
There were some pretty good looking twinks either
MINER STANDALONE WHEN?
Is this a shit meme?
This guy cured my chernobyl-depression. Stares danger right in the face with his cock out, giving zero fucks about everything besides his boys.
the perfect storm of
>majority of posters are OC manufacturing anons instead of dribbling r*dditoids
>the show is kino and maintains its quality
>the show is also FULL of memey dialogue and imagery
its one of those moments that just hit right
like baneposting only far less potent (for now)
threads dissappear after 300 posts, new friend
I don't feel like talking about it.
That's a thick fucking cock, and it's flaccid too.
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Can somebody explain to me what is a roentgen
Worth watching? Any forced Jewish angles?
being underaged is a bannable offense here
Well theres not much happening. Just some US propoganda about a minor radiation leak blown out of proportion. Everyone knows RBMK reactor can't explode.
Why don't you post the real picture. What are you trying to hide?
How did he become a senior engineer at 25?
Do you guys not using torrents because they'll fine you for pirating?
How common is this for ur country?
I mean, living in russia i automatically give no fucks about it.
he also doesn't care that his penis is small. what an inspiration
some of these posts will not stop firing until every incel has sex
is this achievable natty ?
I am actually mildly intimidated by his chad stride toward the camera.
he's been in loads. he was in GoT and he narrates adverts all the time in the UK. very distinctive voice
Nah, this is closer to the reality.
3.6/5, not great but not terrible
he was really just a rad guy
Because it captures genuine human interactions in an intense situation. Also, no Americans.
DO NOT SPOONFEED THE DISGUSTING ZOOMERS/NEWFAGS/RETARDS HOLY SHIT
By far the best character
>>we're now at the point where zoomers can't torrent because theyre so used to streaming
Was just about to post that kek
>âHe was producing stool 25 to 30 times a day. With blood and mucus,â she recounted.
Love your family, your mates, work hard, and eat hearty. You will have this bod.
Fuck off Dyatlov
>when you actually make a butter and caviar sandwich
you user are a gentleman and a scholar
and also confirmed not delusional
the party and the state thank you for your sacrifice
>>>we're now at the point where zoomers can't torrent because theyre so used to streaming
You seem to be an expert in cocks.
>cantonese pet-shaming forum
10/10
I guess I can't fault you for being a commie in a /chern/ thread.
Pripyat was built for Chernobyl so not many people wanted to move from their comfy place so they hired people fresh out of university to settle the town.
>"are they all like that?"
How to Torrent:
>Download utorrrent
>Search PC for system32
>Delete the folder
>Open up browser
>Go to pirateproxy
>Search for your torrent
>utorrennt
qBittorrent*
Kek, i feel like it has more potential but I cba to Photoshop it.
Please don't watch it, /pol/ ruins everything.
It's a unit of measure of exposed radiation doze.
Someone PLEASE make a virgin vs chad meme out of this
>"When this is over, will they be looked after?"
>"I don't know"
How'd you interpret that look that he gave Boris? I felt like the look was both one of dismay for his losing faith in the soviet union but also respect that Boris was honest and upright. I honestly love these two together.
>muh boogeymeme
You ever watch movies about gladiators?
Why is the trek-tranny showing up in /RBMK/?
It's pure kino
Don't worry about the woman that gets introduced in episode 2, she gets whats coming
How am I a commie?
1 job
I want to give this series a try and I want to stream it, 360p if possible. Just to check if it's worth it.
any help you fags
>he uses proprietary software
lmao, enjoy
similar to Yea Forums producing GOT threads
this channel was amazing years ago, wish she posted more recently
>boris' voice
Well, yeah. But I'm not gay or anything, a man can take an interest in cocks without being a homosexual. They look nice and erotic is all.
sister threads, bro
its those little comments and conversations that truly make this show fucking kino
Watching that scene was pretty damn chilling
Requesting the pic with the IRL death causes of the characters.
is this achievable natty?
>360p if possible
What are you, in fucking Africa?
i think it was a mix of "what?" and a look of "youre telling him the truth?"
how does someone even exist in the current year and not know how to torrent
this has to be a ruse post right?
he looks pretty rad tho
>this pure unfiltered kino
>in 360p
you disgust me
it's the best show i've seen in years
Bring this man to the showers, he's being delusional about his sexuality.
breathe dust into your lungs for 20 years
should be virgin toptunov
>the show is also FULL of memey dialogue and imagery
The surreal dark comedy makes this show a meme factory.
>the same episode contains a guy melting to death in front of his pregnant wife's eyes, and a mass nudist mining operation and burly men with their dicks hanging out confronting government officials in suits
>stream
Please go up to the roof and stay there.
I am so happy, watching this kino, finding this active thread, consuming these memes
Life is good
she still has chernobyl videos up, last one was a year ago but still tat's crazy how long its been going
agreed. respect and shock
fucking great, thank you
still need a virgin scientist/suit vs chad miner version
he has a tooth in the middle of his mouth
It feels weird seeing a popular Yea Forums meme portrayed on Tv
include miner
There are different types of radiation, each type damaging your body differently.
Roentgen is used to measure such damage produced by any type, but very roughly.
I noticed this. Unironically not something a woman would get.
>Virgin minister of coal vs the Chad miner
Once again, amazing casting.
just send them to ptg on /g/
>Yuvchenko still alive
Based
18 is still a youngin
Thanks comrade
Yeah, this one would be golden.
so 24 thousand years , or not in our lifetimes
this guy here, i was wrong. minister of coal is much better
fuck the casting is so good
To anyone complaining about the name, it was called /RBMK/ back when people where still bitching that you can't make a general thread for a show with one episode.
You guys might be interested in the nonsense that happened at Sellafield/Windscale. The incompetence is staggering.
>If we pump the plutonium out to sea it won't come back
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Wait, wait, wait... The melted by steam guy lived for 23 days?
Would it really have harmed the show if they had cast just one minority actor?
>tfw got so drunk last night I don't remember the episode
No I get to watch it again...drunk. Best timeline
>a mass nudist mining operation and burly men with their dicks hanging out confronting government officials in suits
sounds like life in the soviet union was far more interesting than our media would like us to believe
Don't touch your husband
>Touches husband
Don't go through the plastic
>Goes through the plastic
Don't spend longer than 30 minutes with him
>Spends several days with him
They say his name is Andrey Glukhov in the episode though?
>KGB shows up
>"What is everybody going to hear?"
>send it to the Irish (Sea)
In the thumbnail he resembles Jeb!
>blocks your path
Funny when there is literally 2 /got/ threads up and tons of loose threads when the show ended
don't go near him whilst pregnant
>lets him touch your stomach
don't contaminate him
>wipes off his shit and piss with no gloves
Ignatenkos wedding ph.
>I'm a woman don't you know?
>Sorry, that doesn't work with us.
Why were they so concerned about her spending time with him, did they not decontaminate the afflicted before transporting them?
KGB Deputy Director of Fucking with Scientists Divison
Lines like
>these men work in the dark, they see everything
make this shit kino as fuck.
A miner knows how to first get in and then start growing
Yes.
me on the right
I mean... the government just cared for those initial victims... so why wouldnât they take care of the miners too?
smiling was illegal in the Soviet Union
Yuvchenko died in 2008
This is the same actor many years earlier in the BBC soap Eastenders, he used to batter his wife all the time until she bashed his noggin in with a clothes iron
now the people bitching about it have watched the show, hence the reason this is the most bumped gen
>*hangs up*
That shit was fucking hilarious
>I don't know who you're talking about
>She will be silenced
He is radioactive himself.
Mrs. Khomyuk, I'm KGB
i was okay not being aware of his involvement
but goes to show that it's all the shitty writer's fault
She's a well known commie,
user, I ...
manpower is a limited resource
Unbased
What level of chad is the miner? Is it possible to obtain it?
Firefighterbois
I'm too lazy to make it but there should be an edit with Legasov paying the divers to open the sluice gates
>these people live in the dark
>they see everything
man boris is just spewing out kino
The fucking hats will save them, right?
after countless excruciating transplants and surgeries
it was called /RBMK/ when the magic of dyatlov was first unleashed
it was called /RBMK/ when core-chans loveliness was unveiled to anons
it was called /RBMK/ when user drove off the invading tripfags and shills
it was called /RBMK/ when user drove off the /pol/shitters and their muh SJW
ĐPĐŁĐŁĐŁĐŁĐŁĐŁĐŁ :ĐĐĐ next episode?
this is irrelevant to the thread
Their testosterone will.
Before traveling to Russia a few years ago, I was told to avoid smiling at strangers as Russians will think you're up to something
Time to celebrate!
Because if they tried to complain about cancer or whatever it would undermine the fruits of their labour.
a joyous affair
Don't worry, babies are basically radiation sponges. She was transferring his energy into the kid, which just wasn't rad enough to handle it.
You had to have a reason to smile (and it still applies in Russia and Ukraine). Amerifag fake smiling JUST BECAUSE by default is not common here.
anyone who smiles at strangers is fucking weird, even in the West
>manpower is a limited resource
heh not in russia
where's the bulge
>mfw in my country Tula is a slang for penis
top zozzle mate.
>manpower is a limited resource
all resources are limited because of heat death.
How though? Like he was obviously fucked by radiation but it's not like it sticks to you unless you get particulates embedded in your pores or caught in your lungs/stomach
>Those Firemen and scientists literally melting in hospital
Please please tell me that was just done for dramatic purposes... right? They didnât really look that bad surely
Not in US of A though
Is there a screenshot with subtitles? Or a timestmp? I missed that one.
He surpassed chad to gar levels.
>actors are irrelevant to the thread
core chan is incredibly spiteful. she blessed vitaly with her love but he still only has eyes for lyudmila.
so she must also perish
I'd fuck her/him
well here in Canada we don't do that. you'll get a "hi" or "hello" but not much else.
if a chernobyl level disaster happened in the USA it would probably be dealt way worse because human rights and shit
Okay, so you know how there are "Glowing Ones" in Fallout 3 that are so infused with radiation, they give off radiation themselves? That's what happened to all of the Firemen and Plant Staff, they soaked in so much radiation they're giving it off.
I fucking love this shot
Smiling throughout Europe is for actual mirth; not appearances.
Russia is for sad people
What are you? German?
Why is this show such a memegenerator?
sorry user
off to the infirmary
in reality it was far worse
leaf
nah, that's about what happened to them
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Also don't kiss your girlfriend on the forehead while in Russia
As if that would be a problem for most Yea Forums posters...
>unless you get particulates embedded in your pores or caught in your lungs/stomach
Fighting radioactive fires for 5 hours is not enough for that to happen? 500 rads is lethal and they got 1500 on the roof. There's also something called neutron activation. Extremely radioactive stuff turns other stuff radioactive.
>small penis
i'm baffled by the fact that in 2019 there are still fags who don't know that there are growers and showers, are you retarded?
i was like "yeah, my chilean friend will laugh it this shit"
Acute radiation syndrome causes necrosis. It causes the tissue and bone marrow to die; your entire body is just melting and tearing apart.
so is this
How the fuck do you fake a smile
>core chan is incredibly spiteful
nooo core chan is a good girl
she just... emits a bit harder than other girls her age
its perfectly natural user
you shouldn't shame her for it
>They didnât really look that bad surely
They literally do look that bad, it's actually surprising how accurately they portrayed ARS, I was expecting something a bit more... Cinematic? But no, when you suffer from ARS your cells die and get replaced with opportunistic infections such as mold, fungus and simple bacteria. You know how your cells get replaced when they die, yeah? Imagine if that stopped happening, forever. That's ARS.
because its based on slavs and they're basically walking memes
>Also don't kiss your girlfriend on the forehead while in Russia
huh?
>file size too large
we wuz chernobyl n sheeeeeit
But why?
28:15
>reactor-chan doesn't kill people
>she merely helps advance their evolution
What happend to the unborn child?
I was also told this, especially at men as they'll assume you're some kind of faggot and get aggressive.
I WAS IN THE MINE
Pink goo.
based boris
do you guys think she feels sad that the lid blew off her little house?
do you think she blames herself or the retards who were supposed to keep her nice and cool?
>it would probably be dealt way worse
you tell me
...
Vodka causes dehydration, so it's useful in contaminated environments because water is the main absorbent of fission products in human body. But you have to drink BEFORE the contamination happens. The liquidators were often given vodka with iodine.
Also you should note that 1986 was the time of unprecedented anti-alcohol campaign in USSR. The price for vodka rose threefold, many liqueur shops closed, their working hours limited etc. The people began to drink perfume, technical alcohol and other substitutes because they no longer could afford buying it.
Ukrainefag
Nothing good. Everything bad.
kino births memes
Why is Legasov always such a kill joy when Shcherbina brings him good news?
D-did Fomin go to Siberia?
forgot subject title fak
Show me.
Supposedly in Russian culture its a funeral rite? Or a 'kiss of death' sort of situation.
How could she blame anyone?
They did everything right.
No it isn't lmao
>carries your show
disgraceful, really
episode 5
wow the firefighters became mutants
She's a woman so obviously it's someone else's fault.
Because the problem isn't solved yet, there's still a lot to be worried about.
He's also obviously more predisposed to becoming depressed seeing as how he eventually kills himself over it.
>implying women accept accountability for anything
M I C
K E Y
R B M K
I want pictures.
I want to know.
Guess I got trolled!
>carries
the entire cast is brilliant, doesn't matter how high boris stands
STALKER mini series when?
He was thinking of all the people he sent to their deaths or severely shortened lifespans.
Haha, turns out they gave Ignatenkos wife 5000 roubles, something like 2500 dollars.
>cytu dot be slash r slash tv dash movienight
Monday night, 9PM is the previous episode and 10PM is the new episode.
kek
It would crush dutyfags too much seeing how chad and kino Freedombros are in glorious live action.
use the internet for other than masturbating to tranny porn you retard.
It gets born - with a barely functioning heart and liver.
will we see Sitnikov again? I hope so. His scene is still my favorite one.
Very related to the thread, any user here who has read this book?
>dude weed lmao
fuck
faggot
It's just science.
kek, you were right.
>ywn be a minerchad
Just that?
Boris and Valery are like a Soviet version of the C-3PO and R2-D2 duo.
>WHY DID YOU LET HER BEHIND THE PLASTIC AND TOUCH HIS HUSBAND ARE YOU CRAZY??? I TELL EVERYONE!!!
Not , but I suspect it was also irradiated. Heavily probably.
>being born with cirrhosis and a failing heart
completely normal bro
have fun hiding from fucking dogs lmaoooo
Fuckeen
pink goo