Who's exited about this?

Who's exited about this?

I guess Disney going to revive all the dusty Fox IPs for Disney+.

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IMAGINE

>Who's exited about this?
Probably the people that liked The Transporter show and the Taken show.

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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inb4 Muslim hero and white terrorists

tl:dr

Only if it stars based Arnold and takes place in Africa.

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Based Blade series viewers know better

Weeew lad this disney+ shit looks more dead on arrival with every new shit they announce. Do they have a single new content coming?

hahaha WHAT

Bring back Eliza Dushku! I will also accept Jodelle Ferland in a pinch!

Reminder if you're not Based Disney you're worthless

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All this will do is cause a renaissance in piracy not seen since the invention of cheap DVD burners.

So who are they going to get to play the intellectual-yet-tough, sensitive-but-masculine, absolutely perfect black male protagonist with the White girlfriend who effortlessly beats up all the alt right white terrorists that are threatening American liberty?

Roger Cross?

>I'll certainly be subscribing "for my daughter"

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>Can you imagine how wonderful this nightmare will be?

How will they find an actress statuesque enough to replace Jaime Lee Curtis

>Who's exited about this?
Whats the catch here? I haven't fucking forgotten about the new star wars movies

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token appearance from ahnold
some lines about handing over the baton
new series is not like true lies, it will be about the budding relationship between new kid* and more experienced person of same age*
*age, race to be determined based on current social media
there you go the entire 1 series summed up
it wont make a second

Let me guess. Harry will be a woman and Helen a man, both black

lol just torrent it faggot

Imagine a world where you can torrent movies the day they come out

Disney wouldn't be that retarded

>pay a subscription fee to watch this movie you've already seen
Yeah no...