Imagine being 25 years old and still a virgin

I was a virgin until I was 27. Who cares.

Me too. 26 in a few months.

Not the anons ur responding to but for me it’s just that I been too introverted and autistic all my life so I pretty much knew since day one it was never gonna happen for me.

>”Hey Tyrone, isn’t that your grandma on TV?”
What happened to saving yourself for marriage?

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I’m 24 and my gf loves the Pepe and Woahjacks memes I show her

>he's a virgin

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Gonna be a wizard in 2 months.
Come at me.

are you hideously ugly?

why not just counteract your introvertedness by getting drunk?

No, can't say I "grew up" here. Started coming here by the start of the decade when I was 17 or 18, when the site was still somewhat cool and still had traces of its actual culture. I did grow up on the internet, back when it still had forums and thriving small and medium sized communities.

Make no mistake, I know this site is shit and I'd hate to be a teenager having this as my onky connection to the rest of society but that's not what stopped me from having a social life.

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I would say most of the people have no friends or shitty friends. The way women use social media now, to join harems or make money off cucks, makes it tougher than ever to make any friends.

Haha... Imagine being two years older than THAT and still being a virgin... haha..

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I don't have to
t. 26 y/o frogposting virgin

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Have you done all the obvious?
>lose weight
>dress better
>cut your hair, shave
>shower (every fucking day)
>put yourself in social situations
If you have then I'm sorry to say you're probably autistic. If not, you've no one to blame but yourself

I was fat and got bullied in high school. Now 27 not fat 6ft tall nonugo. Just introverted with a severe avoidance personality.

or maybe I stink of virginhood and woman repellent, I dont know, if I did I wouldn't be here

Not really.
Everything but putting myself in social situations. Yeah I know it's my fault.

This is what happened to me; I tried messaging some girls. I did not have enough FB friends; so they lost interest or started asking questions I don't want to answer. I hate social media and women now. The upside is I don't have to spend money trying to impress a slam pig.

>being outed as a virgin on national tv by your grandma
#burn
I 'grew up' here and it taught me what to do in order to actually lose my virginity.

>put yourself in social situations
This is the part no one ever explains

Nothing wrong with that. Now, still being virgin at 25 while not wanting to is pathetic.

>I tried messaging some girls. I did not have enough FB friends; so they lost interest or started asking questions I don't want to answer.
You're missing out some key fucking details. It sounds like you just randomly added some hot girls on facebook and started hitting on them. Tell me this isn't accurate...

There's not much to explain. Go to parties if you're invited. Say yes if a friend invites you out for a drink. Get a job that involves socialising with other people. Join societies if you're in uni. Etc etc

Celibate4lyef

I haven’t had any friends since high school and my job is loading things onto a truck

>Go to parties if you're invited.
Never happened in my life
>Say yes if a friend invites you out for a drink
Don't have any

>tfw when 25
>girls show interest but it's always women with kids, clingy, or just trashy
>always end up getting friendzoned by the girls I express interest in, completely ignored or they are gay
>don't have any friends to boot

I'm a virgin, but I dont want just sex. I want a nice, calm, and loving girl. Why is this so difficult to find.

I'm not even bad looking my dudes. Fuck society.

Hi Elliot, how’s your sex life?

>being this much of a brainlet
kys, my nigger

>Fuck society.
do you like the joker

Steve is so fucking based. Who hasn't he BTFO at this point?
>incels
>asian "men"
>fedora tippers
>beauty contestants

I thought this guy was a Christian? He should say that premarital sex is a sin and how he should focus on growing closer to the lord.

I actually do user! The meme was once hilarious to me, but now I'm beginning to see the funny side.
If anyone is in Los Angeles, I'd like to go to the release of The Joker with you.

meh there's no hope for you then

Get a new job. Or volunteer down at a charity shop in your free time
I mentioned a list of things and you just focused on the two you couldn't do. Get a job ya bum

>getting friendzoned
>in 2019
how is this even possible? just say you're interested and if she doesn't like you back move on and try again with a different girl

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Nowhere in the bible does it actually say that premarital sex is a sin

Fellow kissless virgin here. Been to parties, drinks and music festivals even. Never even kissed a girl.
The reality is that if you don't know how to show a female that you're sexually interested in her in normal situations you won't know how to do that in any other situation as well. The "yeah just drink alcohol and you'll suddenly be flirting with girls left and right" is just a meme.

>The "yeah just drink alcohol and you'll suddenly be flirting with girls left and right" is just a meme.
nobody says this, incel

my gf browses here as much as I do. we have shitposting competitions to see who gets more you's.

You both sound like fags tb h

>The "yeah just drink alcohol and you'll suddenly be flirting with girls left and right" is just a meme.
it's not but you need some confidence to do this successfully, it's even easier when the girl is drinking as well because most girls get touchy when they're drinking

also
>be yourself dude

Its mentioned and punished more than once in the bible. There is a reason God describes Israel as a whore when he is angry with how they are acting.

Triggered snowflake? Maybe go cry to daddydrumpf an he'll make it all better.

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>Get a new job
This is the highest paying job that I’m qualified for. I’m not going to completely uproot my life switch to some minimum wage retail job that can’t cover my living expenses just for a chance to maybe meet some woman and get invited to a party.
>Volunteer
Every time I’ve done volunteer work where I live it’s been only elderly people and high school kids who are required to do it

>he's 25... he watches cartoons
>audience erupts into laughter

Sigh

honestly harvey handled this really well

Give me one example in the bible of someone being punished specifically for premarital sex. Not for cheating on their spouse, selling their body, soliciting sex or 100 other things. Just for having otherwise fine sex before marriage. One example.

>tfw had sex but haven’t in years and never had a relationship that was long than a couple dates and I just drink every day and wish I was dead

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>join societies
>go to parties
>socialise with people
hell no id rather die virgin than to move out of my comfort zone

>Just for having otherwise fine sex before marriage.

There is no such thing. Did you get your bible teachings from Yea Forums?

Fucking pathetic.

Same, or at least somewhat similar to you. I don't know what's worse user, that we've have experienced what it's like doing all the stuff you do with a girl, or not having known the feel at all.

then don't expect to get laid, my friend

I didn't come to this dump until I was 18/19.

Women don't hate me. I don't hate them. They just don't find me attractive and I've never had the confidence to go further knowing the outcome is already decided.

You guys probably have it worse. I’m 24 and never been past 2nd base but really don’t care about it anymore, I’m happy to ignore women and pursue my hobbies

I’d say it makes me hate women even more 2bh. But I would’ve killed myself by now if I was still a kv.

>Get a job ya bum
I have a job, according to BLS my occupation is 98% male

kv here, no you wouldn't
I see sex as an alien fantasy concept by now that might not even exist, the rage has turned into indifference a long time ago

Am a 24 year old virgin

I lost it then regretted it, after the act I thought, "if I known this was all I was missing out on I wouldn't have cared"

Why don't we just become gay anons? None of that gay trap shit, just bros. We can watch classic Barbie movies together.

Stupid fucking normalfag retard. God I hate you all.

>imagine being a literal whore

hahahaha, I'll enjoy my wizard powers, suckers

The latter by far, asshole.

do u load the thing onto a truck solo? u can befriend the driver or anyone who u work with, they go out, trust me

Why is it that it's always male virginity that is mocked by society?

Same, also never held her hand.

male virginty implies unattractiveness
female virgity does not

What if I am autistic you normie faggot what then?

Isn't he supposed to be a hardcore christian? What the fuck is wrong with him, he prolly wasn't even a virgin when he married...

>tfw had sex
>Wasn't all that great
>Stuck to porn and seriously never looked back

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I'm 33. Get on my level kid.

>tfw 30yo virgin

haha, yeah, just imagine that. imagine being even older than 25 and still a virgin, haha.

This.

Bro, I'm there for you. 26 year old who lost his V card at 20. You'll get there man. You just need to put yourself in the right spot. Whether it be a job you enjoy or a communal hobby of some kind that is a collective expieriecnc for anyone to join in on. Find something that you like and enjoy and that lovely person will find you in your life eventually when the time is right.

>Find something that you like and enjoy
Being inside and not dealing with people.

>tfw it's not even a matter of comfort zone but it's just flat out fucking BORING
PARTIES ARE SO BORING
SITTING IN A ROOM AND TALKING TO PEOPLE IS SO FUCKING BORING
I HATE IT
I HATE HOW FUCKING BORING NORMALFAGS ARE

26 and never kissed, started browsing Yea Forums at 15.
I completely lost interest around 18, and thinking back it feels like before that point I really only thought about getting a girlfriend out of peer pressure. Have made 0 attempt since.

>a black virgin

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>Sit in a room with or without music
>Drink and talk about other times you sat in a room with or without music and drank

I can only stomach this a few times a month at most

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Do Americans really find this dumb nigger funny?

Same here. I'm 27, 28 soon.

Are you autistic or illiterate? The point is that the bible never says that premarital sex in and of itself is a sin. Every "example" actually contains several other sins being committed

Volunteer anyway. Keep at it. And at least pretend to enjoy it. You'll be surprised

Hire a prostitute. Or hope to get lucky and find an autistic girl

Imagine being 25 and in a 7 year relationship with your high school sweetheart and you want to end it to chase after thot pussy because you never had wild crazy sex years and you want to experience them before you get too old haha

>what are prostitutes

I don't even know what it's like to have friends
if I had any friends at school I've forgotten like I forgot everything about my life before ~15
I don't think I could handle a relationship anymore

I dont want sex, I want companionship

>29

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You do realize that in the bible they call premarital sex whoring right? Going whoring is a sin... its like I'm talking to a child.

The thing is that you can't "just get a prostitute" if you're a late kissless virgin

>look up for an appropriate hooker online
>call/message the hooker and set up the time and place of meeting
>look up for an appropriate hotel online
>go call up for a hotel room and pay up/reserve a room for that certain date
>day comes, go buy condoms and then drive to that hotel, go inside and wait for the hooker to come
>when she comes have some meaningless dumb small talk before you get to the room
>get into your room, get undressed and try to have sex for the first time in your life with basically a complete stranger while never even kissed a girl
>when it's over you get dressed, pay the hooker and then go home
Would bail out on step two already my famalam

27. Never as much as kissed a girl, and, honestly, am not even too intrigued to do that anymore. Never I'll tolerate a fucking woman in my household after my mother.

absolutely grim

feel sorry for the virgin kid who got called out on TV

probably end up shooting up his local school because of it

Drinking and then starting singing songs is kino moment. Granted, not the retarded RnB or rap.

Get a hooker

>in the bible they call premarital sex whoring
Any proof of that statement? Or is that just what your pastor told you and you blindly believed?

I'd rather have friends than have sex. It feels like a lot of people don't have friends these days, just their partner and kids and nobody else.

lmao imagine how pathetic and lonley such a guy would be haha

...

You can't kiss hookers.

If you're american thats pretty much a non option, unless you're willing to go to las vegas.
>try and find a whore on a myriad of sketchy websites
>entirely possible you'll get an undercover cop, or fake profile so you can get mugged when you arrive
>even if you do find a real one they charge several hundred dollars for just an hour
You'd have to save up for months to a year so you can have some sexcapade in amsterdam or SEA.

I mean, it's probably easier than organising a raid in wow.
You could always look for a streetwalker?

Same here. I'm not bad looking either. I just make no effort.

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Thats like telling the homeless to eat rotten food.
>sex for me not for thee incel
>now go and buy a whore, who will keep you at arm's length the whole time
>you probably won't even cum by the way

Retard.

>all of these virgins saying that they dont hate women

im a non virgin and i do hate women

Get dabbed on virgins

Get one that offers incall

Why not?

steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko
>tfw no bf

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same. a girl even asked me out last week but i told her no and she look devastated, prob was working up the courage to ask me or something. living with my parents while i go to school so i can't exactly invite her over it would be weird. she's a high school senior as well apparently

I don't want to kiss someone who had 3 different people cum or even ass in their mouth in the last few hours.

>put yourself in social situations
What's this mean?

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kys

Return of arranged marriages when?

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Its incredibly nebulous and naive like all normalfaggot advice.

why you mad?

Probably will do the same out of spite.

I just want a furry waifu

23, 8 weeks until I turn 24. Something has got to give bros, something has got to give...

Not a virgin but before I had my first (and only) gf that honestly just made it worse
>Go out to bar/club
>too scared to dance or talk to anyone other than the two bros I came with
>Spend too much money on overpriced drinks
>Get drunk
>Still too introverted
>keep drinking
>falling all over myself sloppy drunk
>Too numb to give a shit about anything
>No girl wants to talk/dance with me because I'm acting like a fucking alcoholic hobo
>Uber home
>Cry in uber
>cry myself to sleep

i'm 28 and i'm asexual and virgin and i've been in 6 whole heteroromantic relationships that all ended because i didn't want to have sex
am i an incel?

is this a pasta?

Stop triggering me I'm starting to think people really believe lust isn't a sin.

I'm 22, never been in a relationship but lost my virginity 5 months ago.
Just go prison gay anons

My Chad account has gotten this many likes in 24 hours, I’ve never gotten a single like...

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I started on Yea Forums when I was 13 and now ~13 years later I have a healthy social and romantic life.
The site doesn't ruin you; it turned me into a normie boomer years ago

i mean she was cute and i wouldn't mind dating her but i take care of my elderly parents while i go to school and if i invited her over here it would be weird i think. i have my own place on the other side of my state about 250 miles away tho

Just say yes and explain your situtation at same time and see if she cares...

Hahahaha
This was hilarious
Thanks OP

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see

>finding a girl attractive and wanting to marry her and have kids with her is a sin
Wow, that's a pretty nice interpretation of christianity you've got going on there bud

>Imagine being 25 years old and still a virgin
>sickness
>abuse
>mentally ill
one of these.

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based

Not far behind you brother. I turned 23 about 2 weeks ago, haven’t talked to a girl since 20

>women applauding for "let his uncles take him to a strip club to break him in"

what planet is this

Steve Harvey is a faggot but this actually wasn't bad advice. That grandma seems pretty cool desu.

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The type of people who go to be audiences in these kind of shows are a special breed of sheep.

I'm 31 and I've been with my first and only girlfriend for a year. She gives good blowjobs.

Yes it is

I'm a 26 year old virgin who hasn't talked to a girl in three years.

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I started browsing in 2011 and started posting in 2013ish. Genuinely glad I found this site when I did, otherwise I'd be a degenerate who thought it was okay to showboat his hobbies and autism in public instead of keeping it to myself. I'd probably be in a cringe compilation.

you clearly have never used a prostitute if you think they kiss lol

How do you know if they're good if she is your first and only girlfriend?

nice, im happy for you user. treat her good.

What I do these days is dress nice and just take long walks through the city centre appreciating every rare glance I get from a female and then go home.
It's my replacement for social interaction, even though I never interact in any way at all.

good enough to nut is as good as they need to be

some offer 'girlfriend experience'

Any fellow micros itt?

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I can’t really tell. Completely soft I’m about 2 inches but erect I’m about 5-5.5in

I’m 26 and I’ve never held hands, kissed, or asked a girl out.

You're fine. Have sex.

Based and wizard pilled

Redpilled

The building's not going as planned,
The foreman has injured his hand,
The dozer will not clear a path,
The driver swears he learned his math!
Workers are going home
Workers are going home
Workers are going home..

I lost my virginity at 25

I was a NEET loser, never left the house, never met anyone

I went backpacking through europe and banged this qt canadian girl who I thought was way out of my league

now I'm still a friendless NEET and haven't had sex since then but it's nice to know I could get a gf if I actually put forth any effort and left the house

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Thanks bro, I’m really working on it

Outliers mean nothing

I'm 30 and I've never had a girlfriend or anything close to it.
I can't even imagine what a romantic relationship is like

Go on vacation again bro, find another

>he watches cartoons
Likelihood of this being anime?

she has a point

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I just turned 22 and it feels literally over. My social skills have completely deteriorated and any social situations with strangers gives me noticable anxiety.

I’m 30 and never even spoke to a girl

I'm 25 and I've never had sex with an atractive woman

FUCK YOU GRANDMA

The guy in question 100% justified in never talking to her again.

Being a 25 year old cartoon watching virgin is an issue but it can be fixed, being a cunt that humiliates you and herself on national television for attention can't

>tfw 28 and have been lurking and regularly posting on Yea Forums since 2009
>tfw just had sex with girl #27

It’s not Yea Forums that’s the problem, it’s the fact that you’re an ugly neckbeard who girls find disgusting inside and out

Sure thing Vincent

I feel bad for black nerds. Black culture ostracizes them, nerd culture antagonizes them, it must be harsh.

What's your excuse?

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I’m 8 weeks away from turning 24 and I’m:
>kissless
>hugless
>handholdless
>friendless
>partyless (never been to a party)
>barless (never been to a bar)
>flirtless (never flirted with a girl)
>textless (never texted a girl)
>outside of work conversationless
>haircutless (never been to a barber, I cut my own hair)
>virgin

It's really not hard to get laid. I could've lost my v card as early as 12 or 13

Try 28.
Don't really care much though.
Nobody to blame but myself.
Meh.

I'm not ugly, not a neckbeard, lift and eat better than anyone around me.
I just don't leave my room that much.

asking for help is humilliation?
give me a fucking break, you would be complaining too if the grandma ignored him and didnt try to help him.

>all that cope in the comments

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>all those people laughing as soon as she says he's a virgin

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>#27

Come on, no one on this site has such a high score.

Why are people so cruel to virgins? Not all virgins are ugly or even bad with women, some people are just unfortunate with love, they live in the middle of nowhere or just don't care.

>drove to san diego
>parked car near border
>walked across to tiajuana
>and hailed a cab to hong kong's club
>got a 8/10 18-20 yr old latina cutie to take me upstairs right away
>let me eat her out, suck her toes
>took my virginity for 2000 pesos
>wasn't weirded out by my fetish or uncut dick or anything

best money I ever spent

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HAVE SEX

HAVE SEX

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU JUST NEEDS TO HAVE SEX

JUST HAVE SEX!!!

WHY WONT YOU PEOPLE JUST HAVE SEX?!

INCELS HAVE SEX!!! JUST HAVE SEX!!

2D>>DPD

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I can't believe a woman made a post this sensible

He's rich and funny I'm just an asshole.

Based and Redpilled. You know the guiles of women are nothing but a ruse meant to rob you of your wizardhood

howd you do it user

Enjoy your STDs

>2000 pesos
Lmao nigger your overpaid by at least 1k pesos

I'm 29 and a virgin
Come at me

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my nigga has a canuck kid by now and he doesnt even know

Have Sex

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND

>23 year old virgin woman
right

LMAOOOOOOOO

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if he can cum from a blowjob after years of porn addiction then she's probably really good

Steve Merchant is like 6'7".

I'm 24 years old and I have never talked to a girl for more than 5 minutes.
Fight me

I don't think it was an outlier, there were a few other girls who were really sweet and kept wanting to talk/hang out, but I was too socially stunted to do anything and kept second guessing myself.

I didn't do anything, the canadian girl literally had to climb in my bed (we were the only two in the hostel room) before I got the message and started kissing her. We had spent the whole day together so I think I must have missed a ton of hints

No, I used condoms

>£83 sterling
Damn, it's a shame I live on a shitty island where prostitution is illegal to purchase.
For all the degeneracy that gets pushed in this country we're not allowed to pay someone an honest wage to get laid.

there's nothing inherently wrong with celibacy. The loneliness these people are subjected to is a million times worse

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>degenerate granny wants his son to have premarital sex

yikes

Because you pathetic losers are failed human beings.

The single purpose of man is to procreate and you subhuman filth have failed and should be scoured from society like the parasitic leaches you are.

I've fucked a lot of bitches. Fat hoes to literal models. I've had more threesomes than most of you have had 2 some. I've got a wife, a girlfriend, and a few fuckbuddies.

All that said: women ain't shit don't beat yourself up over it.

>not having an eternally delusional loving grandma which every time you visit her asks you "any sweet girl you got user?" even though you said nope for the past 29 years and she still goes with the "oh you don't have to be shy about it, girls must be all around a fine young man like you" and then she serves you a too big slice of a freshly made apple pie

>The loneliness these people are subjected to is a million times worse
don't remind me.

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same i turned 25 this week actually

If you're 25 and haven't had sex yet you're probably just gay

i refuse to believe any of you is an actual virgin

25 years old
I’ve only ever gotten a BJ, eaten ass and made out with solid 7. Also I’ve been on one date with a solid 8. Still a Virgin tho. I don’t think I can’t hold it much longer. I can literally feel my life force slip away each day.

My grandma says the same thing to me, I’ve never had a conversation with a female my age

I legitimately never even kissed a girl at 25 years of age. And I'm in my final year of college.

It's a clown world out there.

>mfw currently volcel, but have had sex with 10 different women, not including 4 prostitutes

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>If you're not a christian you're going to hell
>Just bring him to a strip club
Great advice Steve.

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as far as I'm aware gays are the ones who have the most sex all the time
doesn't matter how fat or filthy you are, if you're gay you can have sex this very night

This all assumes you have friends. And what if you dont?

Kill your self you worthless piece of amoeba shit. I’d rather die a lonely virgin than be a scum bag, unfaithful shithead, cheater like you. You deserve a slow and painful death

>it's an user finally learns Steve Harvey is retarded episode

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Really am 29
Had a chance at 21, got stage fright and we broke up soon after
Haven't even tried dating since then, don't think I should at this point

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Same bro. But I did have sex once with a prostitute. It was shit.

How do I get laid anons?
As I get older I feel it's increasingly expected of me that I'll know what to do with women, which just makes it harder for me to actually make a move. There have been opportunities where I've had the chance of a one night stand before but I was too nervous to make a move. I also worry about asking girls out, because while I can make small talk fine actually going beyond that into flirting is something I don't know how to do, and I feel it will only be a turn off when the girl realises that.
Now time keeps slipping away faster and faster and it only gets worse as I get older. I'm 20 now btw.

fucking Chad

Jesus Christ, that's some horrible greenscreening

>Eaten ass
>still a virgin
wat?

Lol Umad

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getting bald doesn't mean you're a volcel user

>only one wife
larp harder bro

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Normalnigger fuck off

degree of this man? CS.

don't have sex with just anyone but someone you trust. Date a girl long enough and she will ask you to fuck her. Talk to all the girls you find attractive,a no is better then not trying at all. The more nos you get the better you feel,just for trying. Eventually you will find a single yes.

>tfw no girl will ever look at you like this
why even live, lads?

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kek why does this look worse than lotr

You probably just don't have the right loicense for that hooker you poor bong

Lol acting like your fat ugly ass even has a choice to remain a virgin till you die.

yes

I've always known, I'm just commenting on how retarded he is
>The moral barometer.

Could I create a fake profile on a dating website and pretend to be a chad using fake photos? Would it be possible to get so far as to start sexting?

Forplay my dude, we got interrupted by my sister before we could do the nasty.

Bros I lost my v card at 15 to a girl with gonorrhea, good thing I wore a rubber, I wouldn't feel bad if I were you

Me too. I came to Yea Forums when I became friendless after moving to college. That was over 10 years ago. I've remained friendless throughout all this time. Yea Forums is the social iv drip of that kept me from going absolutely insane. I haven't been infected by the rampant misoginy and racism of this place, if anything, exposure to it has only strenghtened my morals. I have, however, been impacted by the elitism and pessimism that permeates the site. But those had always been part of my personality, and I try to temper them with doses of humility and realistic optimism. I know my faults. Jealousy: I keep away from Facebook and focus on myself. But when you're so disconnected from people, sometimes it's hard to get a grip on what's what. It's easy to slip under depression. The important thing is I've been getting better and better at getting out of it. Other than that I have a decent personality. I can see both sides of any given argument. I like my job because I'm just happy being around people. I used to lie a lot, I don't anymore. I love the few people in my life very dearly, so I watch out to not hurt them, and try to bring joy into their lives whenever I can.

The problem is, I don't enjoy going outside, especially at night. I don't like crowds. I don't enjoy "having a good time", or intoxicating myself, being out of my senses. I don't enjoy putting myself in a position of vulnerability, "opening up", or talking about myself. I don't like strangers, I don't like "meething new people". When I still had friends, I really didn't like meeting their other friends. You might just think I'm a stuck bitch, but in fact I'm just a coward. Took me years to realize this. Now I take small steps into the "social world", but I can't say I enjoy it. I've experimented with drugs, I've traveled abroad. Still, never kissed a girl, never enjoyed a party. Guess I would've done fine if I was a religious fundamentalist, but I don't buy into that shit.

They would if you were not an ugly beta loser with no social skills and didn’t live on the computer all day fag. If

Normalfags are ignorant and have zero empathy so its understandable.

Samefag, gay retard faggots. Die cheater, DIE!!!

Why would I want more than one? Are there any additional tax breaks I'm unaware of?

Read some Jordan Peterson. Particularly Rule 1. Got me a girlfriend and legit changed my life.

you are a manhoe. You have no concept of what true love is. You must think your worth is dictated by how much pussy your fucked which is not. You will never know what it is like to trully love someone and they trully love you,That is the best feeling in the world. No sexual desire is just as bad as too much,you got brain problems,get help.

ah shit

Yes, I’m doing it right now. If you’re a white Chad and set your matches to anywhere you’ll have Asian women matching you at absurd rates. This is all from today

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Dude what? Prostitution is practically legal here in the UK

You just can't solicit in public places or be a pimp/madame

Go on the adultwork website and find a nice (non-trafficked) girl if you want. They're mostly like £70 for half an hour

Take your meds user before you kill mommy with a hatchet and lose your tendies connection.

>I don't like crowds. I don't enjoy "having a good time", or intoxicating myself, being out of my senses

i feel you, most people are retarded and do the oppsite

sounds like bs

My man. Although I do enjoy tipsy (alone).

>or have you always been here
the ride never ends.

even before it begins, the ride never ends.

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volcel bc im a poorfag and have to focus on finishing uni and working out (also becoming a practicing catholic), not because I'm balding. Project harder faggot

Lol my wife loves the fuck outa me. Nice projection though. Most of the girls I'm with beg me to leave my wife for them. You can be loved by multiple people you know.

And I love them too. They just aren't good wife material. My wife is a great wife but it gets boring fucking the same woman.

He's 6'7". Every time you see a guy with a girl who's out of his league, he's tall

>tfw actually have had girls show interest but have a crippling fear of getting close to one and her seeing me the autist I am so I ignore it and pretend I'm asex.

Ok retard.

Literally all the police care about are brothels and street walkers, because there's no law against talking to a hooker online and arranging to meet. Look it up yourself or shut the fuck up.

>26
> had sex from 17-18
>no sexual activity since
am i a born again virgin bros

>everyone who's different from me is retarded
Maybe this is why no one likes you.

Most of you just need to adjust your attitudes. Stop being whiny cunts. Smile, laugh, and act cool. Not hard.

every woman i was interested in wasnt interested in me or was at some point but saw how boring i am
in the end im just the loser friend everytime

yes but read my post. Looking into someone's eyes that you know loves you and loving them back is the best feeling in the world. No matter how much pussy you get,you will never no that feeling. Loving someone means you put them first and only them,that includes not having sex without people. Love is about quality not quanity.

I'm 5'6" and am visually impaired. There's no hope for some people

Happened twice in high school to me. I was going through some serious faggy antisocial shit.
A girl even had a note-passing discussion that ended with her asking if I'd like to have sex.
I replied with "uh wtf"
I was scared she was trying to trick me, someone being interested in me back then felt like an impossibility.
Never spoke to her again.

How does one act cool?

No, stupid normalfag kill yourself.

that guys gameshow is absolutely intolerable to listen to
>*vague sexual reference* teeheehehehehe
>uhh.... HIS LEG!!!!
>*roaring laughter*
it is the most lame fucking thing in existence

most people are stupid, you can hate me for saying that but i'm not wrong.

Are you 16? Honest question. This post is naive as fuck.

Fuck meant for

>just act cool brah, there’s no other features women look for

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I'm too self-aware to be this stupid and delusional.

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It's like I'm the butt of some sick joke, everyone of my old high school class has been in a relationship except for me.

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Get a hobby. Read books. Become someone interesting and most of all don't act insecure.

He’s such a fucking boomer lmao

(this guy wasn't me)
I might look that up at some point, is there any chance of getting fucked over/caught out?

doesnt help that im a shy guy in a very outgoing place and most of the women are black and im not attracted to them, also there arent a lot of women on my field or social circle

most women do not like muscle

This. Low self esteem is a fucking nightmare
>Being average, 6’0 fat guy working at a night club.
>Cute, solid 8 starts talking to me and eventually ask ME out.
Think there’s no way she’s legit so I turn her down
>She ask me out a couple more times, every night the following week
>Agree to go on a date
>Pick her up, and have a very standard first date. Dinner and movie.
>Drop her off, no kiss but got a hug
>Ghost her for about a week
>She finally text me asking about going out again
>Still convinced she’s up to something
>Turn her down big time
>Never saw or heard from her again

This still haunts me every night

Workout then and eat right? Literally easy. Stop being whiny and start working out.

All I do is read. I speak 3 languages, and am currently studying Latin. Again, if you don't meet basic physical requirements, the vast majority of women won't be interested.

Does virgin girls know what sex is?

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have sex

A lot of problems with this thing is location. If you are brought up in small town cuntsville where everyone is a dumbass and both the women and men are aggressive assholes, if you are a sensitive bookworm you aren't going to ever have sex living there.

As for myself, it took until I was 24 before someone would have sex with me and it didn't last long. I finally decided to get out of there and moved to a city. That's where everyone intelligent is. Unfortunately you have to put up with dumb nigs who also move there, but cities are generally where you'll meet a lot of women if you have any kind of "not normal" interests. I am artistically inclined and there was nobody back home that was at all interested in what I liked doing. Now I have a never-ending queue of students and women in the arts that will gag on my cock

Location, location, location

>every woman is a highly superficial turbothot
This is why you fail.

So you’re saying the one on the right is more attractive than the left? LOL

>Stop being whiny cunts.
I always pretend to be "cool" for a while like you say but i just end up revealing my true self in a few days or weeks. People get bored and move on.
"Being myself" from the start is even worse
A few years ago I just wanted friends to share hobbies, now I don't even enjoy my hobbies. I don't offer anything to anyone.

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do you ever feel like all the embarrassing shit you did as a kid has negatively impacted your romantic chances in later life?

you know those little dime machines with the plastic eggs that you pop open and get little toys or whatever from? i used one and got a little cheapo bracelet that said 'love' on it. anyway i liked this girl at school but she clearly didn't see me in that way at all. i had the bright idea that i would ask her to be my girlfriend by writing a letter, putting the necklace in the envelope, and giving it to her. except i didn't have the balls to give it to her. instead a big group of us were hanging out after school. i'm getting ready to leave and i drop the envelope on the floor. i walk away and turn around and shout to one of my friends to pick up the envelope (it was addressed clearly to the girl). then i just went home. next day one of my friends comes over to me and tells me she didn't want to be my girlfriend.

that was the only time i have ever asked a girl anything romantic. i must've been about 11 btw and i still think about it.

Then why does the right get no matches while the left gets hundreds?

>Is he attracted to girls?
>audible laughter from the crowd or edited in
Blacks are kinda based sometimes

Reminder that 1/3 of men under 30 aren't having sex, according to the Washington Post. And that these numbers trend significantly with the rise of dating apps

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>Think there’s no way she’s legit so I turn her down
yeah i can think of at least 3 women who have asked me out only for me to think they have to be messing with me, im such a fucking idiot

to some women for sure, a lot of women like slightly chubby men for cuddles. muscle can be gross for a lot of women

>Get a hobby.
I have plenty. Most of them involve only me.
>Read books.
I do plenty. Most people don't give a single fuck about literature.
>Become someone interesting
like what
>and most of all don't act insecure.
Easier said than done.

I remember being 25 anf a virgin then I lost it to a chubby black chick from the uni's anime club.

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Hey at least most of you guys weren't born with a physical disorder probably.
>have ehlers danlos.
>going to live a normal live besides crippling arthritis by the time I'm 40 (I'm 28 and its already happening) and being a weak armlet for the rest of my life.
>don't want a relationship because I feel unworthy of it, and know I'm physically incapable of protecting my significant other and unworthy of producing offspring at the risk of passing my condition on to them genetically
Big oof

you creepy little wimp your defeatist attitude is so putrid and cowardly. It's not that people don't want to be around you or that they don't like you--rather, they don't even think about you. You are not even important enough for them to generate any feelings, good or bad.

You should just get a horse, go up in the mountains and don't bother anybody.

Its honestly probably your attitude. You sound defeatist and that's a big turn off. Be confident bro you're an awesome guy you just gotta show them. Also go work out.

That’s chubby to you? HOLY LOL

Doesn’t apply to everyone. I am what is referred to as “puppy cute” or “auntie cute”. All girls I know have called me sweet, funny, and adorable, but no one sees me as anything more than a plush doll. I know cause every time I ask a girl who I think I have good chemistry with, she gives me the ol’ “I just don’t like you like that, but I’m sure other girl would love to be with you.
Looks trump personality 90% of the time and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

a friend of kine wqs caught off guard when his gf cheated on him with a chubby friend of his . on top of that I think he thought the friend was gay. damn bisexuals confusing everyone.

29 and same

It's borderline average, maybe a little chubby. You must be American.

when i was growing up, any time a girl asked me out i basically laughed it off because i assumed they were joking. and then when they would say "i'm serious i'm not joking", i would still think they were joking. i dunno whether my defense mechanisms were just completely fucking rock solid or whether they were joking or what. guess the fear of getting burnt/made the fool was too strong to at least risk it.

>Also go work out.
Women do not like muscle

Same
But mental disorder here
don't want a relationship because I feel unworthy of it
And my offsprings will be as autistic as me
Plus i can hardly support myself

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>hookup apps are a reflection of reality
Your mind is poisoned.

The left is from a fucking steroid user and the right is from a /fit/ thread where guys were saying that was their ideal body, the right has visible abs you mentally ill freak, you must be a woman. This is how high women’s standards are, you can only get them if you are on fucking steroids

Don't bother, none of these normalfaggots practice what they preach. You think they all lift, diet, play instruments, make wood carvings, read philosophy, go out hiking. No of course they don't, they're here like you and me. They come home from work and veg out. They want to think that the moderate amount of success they have is due to their own hard work and not their circumstance. Thats why they always give this shitty, vague as fuck advice. Like they saw some commercial about self-help and repeat what the tv told them to a man who has never had sex or a friend.

Then go work out and just do cardio you mong.

Imagine being you?

lift but don't cut, go bear mode women (and men) love that shit

Wahh I'm a defeatist cuck cry cry why nobody love me boo hoo I exist why no one sex me :(:(:(;(,(

My defeatism isn't the cause of why I'm alone, it's the result of me being alone. Women don't like me physically, and women themselves will tell you that they have to be physically attracted to the man they're dating.

>go work out
I do. I have visible abs. It doesn't change my face or height.

Do face crunches then fag

I guarantee at least 99.9% Niggas love anime
t. a nigga that grew up in the hood
Also that dude's Grandma is based trying to find her grandson a Wonder Woman to smash

BOLY FUCK THIS IS HOW HIGH STANDARDS ARE FOR MEN IN 2019

The guy on the right is called “chubby” with visible abs and musculature, and the guy on the left is considered a normal muscular male even though he’s on fucking anabolic steroids. It’s unreal how poisoned you guy’s and women’s brains are, and women’s standards have gone up just as much, the right gets no matches on dating apps while the left gets hundreds. I’m fucking done, you’ve all revealed yourselves to be guilty of the exact thing I’m talking about, standards in 2019 are sky high for men, there’s no way to ever meet them.

Have sex

>t. a nigga that grew up in the hood
Hey quick question while you're here.
Why hood niggas always doing so much literal gay shit?
Whats the deal with that?

oof and yikespilled

Same except I made out with a girl one time and that's it. I cringe when I remember how it all panned out.

Yeah but how far do you get before they catch on

Why are you both so insecure? I literally said women like chubby men, average men...most men are not /steroid/ users and those types of men only attract the type of girls who go to clubs.

>27 year old virgin
>decide it's time to end this shit once and for all
>swallow my pride and hit up old highschool friend on facebook
>one week talking ask if he wants to hit up the stripclub
>we go
>arrive there
>absolute panic
>about to passout
>lock myself in the bathroom
>my dick has literally shot up inside my scrotum
>this ain't happening
>tell him I gotta go emergency
>never talk to him again
>2 years later
>same shit same routine
>different facebook friend
>working out for 2 years, absolutely jacked
>been practicing kegels and cock hero on the fleshlight for 2 years
>seeing a therapist for 2 years, working on my self-esteem
>go up to the bar with friend order a beer loosen up
>hookers approach us "flirting" with us
>straight up grabs my crotch
>the whole time I was just trying not to panic
>I'm completely flaccid, my dick shoots up inside my scrotum again
>she laughs in my face and walks way
>smell of cigarettes fills my lungs
>the floor under me disappears
>my mind breaks
>I wake up in the floor
>people around me, they tell me I was convulsing for 5 mins straight and collapsed
>sprint the fuck out there in panic

just go se a hooker broo what's wrong with you....

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