Rich Evans lost his virginity at 13

>Rich Evans lost his virginity at 13
>Amy Schumer at 14
>Michel Houellebecq at 14
>Jonah Hill at 13
>Patton Oswalt at 15
>Kevin Smith at 14
>Steve Buscemi at 12
>Willem DaFoe at 13 (confirmed 11 inch penis)
>Adam Driver at 14
>Lena Dunham at 18

MEANWHILE
>David Gandy at 22
>Adriana Lima at 27
>Karlie Kloss at 21
>Brad Pitt at 23
>Sean O’Pry at 24

HOW?

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I can make up numbers too

does that mean at 30 i'm super attractive too
no. no it does not

>Adriana Lima at 27
Yeah right.

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It's the Chad on the inside that counts

Is it true O’Pry is mentally challenged?

>>Steve Buscemi at 12
Can he be any more based

They lost so much, but what did they gain?

those girls meant they lost their vaginal virginity at such later age

half of these people probably just lied (the men lowered their actual age, the women increased it)

You know that people lie, do you? They easily could in this case.

Ugly people fucking other ugly people is about as easy as it gets.

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl.

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I’ve slept with 4,800 women

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>David Gandy at 22

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>Jonah Hill at 13

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She was super religious and was famous for it. Some Brazilians are like that

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I've a confession to make everyone.

I am Gigachad. As in that greyscale 6'5 muscled dude you see posted everywhere on this site. Yeah, I work for the Sleek & Tears Betterment for Humanity through Aesthetic Brilliance project, and yeah I naturally therefore work with plenty of extremely fit and very attractive women, but make no assumptions, I am a virgin, and I am 35.

Wow. You know, it really helps to get that off my impeccably sculpted chest. I just hope you guys won't think any less off me for it.

>grow up uggo
>best thing you can hope for with 98% of the people you encounter is that they ignore you instead of outright hating you
>first person in your life gives you positive attention
>fuck them and hold on for dear life

>grow up as an aesthetic masterpiece
>surrounded by positive reinforcement and people bending over backwards for you
>don’t even notice sexual attention

Why are people so obsessed with losing their virginity? It means absolutely nothing.

It's also bullshit

Because for men, it is the ultimate accomplishment and I heard sex feels really good.

This exactly. It's some mental hurdle. Falling in love, on the other hand, is underrated but can ruin your life

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boomers vs zoomers

>Brazillian

Oh so she's that type of virgin.

The fuck me up my ass and spit cum down my throat so I don't offend the good name of Christ type of "virgin".

Falling in love is easy. It's all that comes after it that is hard. Pun not intended.

Ugly people are insecure and think they need to fuck as quick as possible

Low standards because they are ugly. It's really that simple.
Have a nice day.

I bet half those numbers are way off.

But still, I've known pretty people who've been virgins until their mid twenties, and troll goblins who lost theirs at twelve.

Being pretty raises expectations, and a lot of people count themselves out of the equation thinking they'll never be able to date them anyways.
Likewise, being ugly removes a lot of that pressure and lowers standards.

Also, this

>adriana lima lost her virginity at 27
>virgins actually believe this

If it means nothing how come virgin is such a commonly used insult?

kikes are degenerate

People are immature and they want to feel powerful and have accomplished something.

Jonah feldstein is still a virgin

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