What movies do arthoes watch?

those 3 are normiecore

real arthoes watch godard, zulawski and giallo flicks

Imagine the smell of those flats.

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Leave nigger

what is this from?

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The Notebook
Harry Potter
Heathers
Ghostworld
Clueless
Spirited Away
The Craft

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better taste than this board

TRANSFORMERS

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retarded but made me laugh

Red wine vinegar?

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>art hoes watching anime

File name is Claire. Is she a shopping magazine model or just some literal who OP took a picture of?

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Name/insta link? I'm on mobile so no image search

That's not an arthoe, but a regular university student in Germany. A real arthoe would probably name some no name experimental shit.

[insert any Wes Anderson film here]

>ywn have a cinephile gf

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Harry Potter.

This, OP who is it?

fuck off back to Yea Forums, this is a tv and movie related board

Anything Sophia Coppola; especially Virgin Suicides.

her best film was unironically Somewhere

Jazz Jennings

>no arthoe gf to watch Fritz Langs films with
Why even live?

>tfw no qt short haired gf to watch kino with

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Some gay bullshit you've never heard of that's just as relevant as it is entertaining. Don't concern yourself with what these things watch.

Also OP girl is a model, arthos that hot don't exist period desu.

CUTE!

Same shit as everyone else, but ironically. Sound familiar, Yea Forums?
add toe cleavage and would bang

I went to an art hoe college, I can answer.
Pulp fiction, the big lebowski, miyazaki films, rocknrolla, snatch.

All women watch the same shows and movies. They're bugs.

Nice try but I am already cursed with the knowledge of who that is.

>Yea Forums is one person
LMAO

do you think she likes her feet being massaged and sniffed?

This board is one of the worst examples of hivemind behavior in the entirety of Yea Forums. Don’t kid yourself.

>arthoes
>conservative fashion style

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>Why do you like those movies? What messages or themes in them really speak to you? You're not just listing off movies others have told you are smart that you only watched the first five minutes of right?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>have a natural talent for drawing
>go to college and major in art
>expect to meet a girl who looks like OP girl at some point in my 4 years
>girls love art and love to draw, so meeting a girl in college like that and that looks like the girl in the OP will be easy, or at least my chances are really good
>do really good in my classes, students in my classes say I am the best natural drawer they have seen
>Im tall and thin, so I am waiting for my dream art girl in OP pic to walk into one of my classes and connect with me when she sees my skillz
>wait
>wait
>time to graduate
>all the females I ran into were 6/10s with piercings and tattoos
>never met the OP artgirl that I was suppose to marry and share a studio house with, drawing with our kids on huge sheets of paper on our wood floors

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>innocent looking girl who's waifu material
>nudes already leaked

fml

Imagine being thirsty for a basic art bitch.

Retard

Wow, you were just unlucky, user. In my art class there were like 5 girls I'd rank 7/10 and up.

Avatar II

>not railing slutty 6/10s
Wtf is wrong with you? You did this to yourself.

Name a better arthoe movie.

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not him but
>risking stds just to bang some stank pussed libcunt

Chocolate

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Probably. But only after you watched all her favorite movies and lent her your credit card for the day to buy all her art supplies.

This is the real answer. Add Midnight in Paris to the list

Triforce moles on her right foot

This is a waifufag board

>cum on my tits
>cums on her face
based

if you don’t even know what anthropologie is you’re not qualified to determine who is and who is not an art hoe

Not necessarily better but these 3 are the typical art hoe films

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>t. pedantic poster

based and redpilled

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paris texas is based

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That’s... cool I guess.

most “arthoes” aren’t even hoes they haven’t even had sex yet, at least the ones I’ve met and deflowered myself. idk why any woman would willingly refer to themselves as a whore but I guess they’ve really ran away with the belief that all it means is that they’re “hoes for art” in that they just love art so much. pretty retarded phenomenon if you ask me, why don’t you just call yourselves lovers of art like normal people

pic is not an art hoe

I used to be an arthoe and didn't care what my friends thought. I had one really good friend that shared my taste but I didn't find him attractive so we never hooked up. I've been dating a chad for about 4 years now and I never miss a new Marvel movie, sometimes we even see the same one we saw last week. I rarely talk to my arthouse friend nowadays .

and they say femcels exist

8/10 bait desu

Not bait, the dick is goooood.

God, I'd love to see her fucked in all holes at the same time.

Why do they have to be mutually exclusive though? If you like drawing,painting,etc that doesn’t mean you have to dislike mainstream things and vice versa. Ffs people put themselves in these neat little boxes and wonder why they lose interest in things they used to love.

I don't care for obscure shit anymore but I used to hate mainstream stuff because I thought it made me look smarter.

Is there a more useless degree out there? Even social studies can be branched off into something with HR basis.

Tell us about taking chadcock arthoe.

I think you’re a man, baby.

I bet arthoes like OP have really stinky feet just waiting to be worshipped!

She just has the “look”. Like a manic pixie dream girl or something.

Haha yeah

link?

Only if you let her talk down to you in public. And you must never talk back. Also, your checks are deposited to her bank account. Then you are allowed to do your feet stuff.

They probably don't do anything seriously aside from take dick.

for sure. any girl who wears flats in public will engage in evocative shoeplay knowing full well what it does to a subsection of men

Wish I had a job lol

This

paris texas is fucking retarded.

That movie where the director fucks his gf on camera

Well then you don’t get to even look at the art girls feet let alone touch them.

What if I pretend to be an unemployed tortured actor or something?

The lines get blurry at some point, but you are wrong. Very few people give a damn about Wenders and almost nobody has ever heard of Truffaut. There are also very few real arthoes in this narrow sense, mostly because nobody benefits from being this avant garde outside of film school.

Do whatever it takes, citizen.

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Holy heartthrobs, Batman. What do I have to do to land a 10/10 q.t. tomboy artsy gf like her?

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Based

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And then she fucks her Transformers 2 watching Chad bf

There is this notion that arthoes go for muscle chads when I have seen that is almost never the case. They got for curly haired lanklets with model tier faces.

might as well go for men at least you wont have the downsides

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>first name drop is Truffaut
entry level french new wave hoe, she seems like she would be insufferable

Cry harder, incel.

David Lynch and Wes Anderson. I work with arthoes every day and these two come up the most often.

Wha? That’s not the same fucking chick no way.

I have noticed this too. One might wonder if this whole idea of chads and stacys and alphas and betas might be a bit simplistic.

Project harder.

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So was it just an act then? You didn’t actually like watching obscure films about romance in an idealized Paris?

ruined by the tattoo

This. Art girls go for skinny Pete Davidson types, not built athletic guys.

>Wes Anderson
Unironically this. I came along for Hotel Budapest out of sheer naivité. It made me bored and angry after no more than five minutes.

>One might wonder if this whole idea of chads and stacys and alphas and betas might be a bit simplistic.
No shit no matter how buff you are, everything is decided by literally a tilt in your facial bone structure. Go to /fit/ someday user, you'll understand

>/fit/
lol /fit/ is more gay than /lgbt/

If your face is handsome and you're not fat you can fuck pretty much anyone.

This whole alpha and beta bullshit is fucking retarded.

>that top middle one
BLACKED

>tfw went to artschool and met a traditional and conservative girl there who is now my wife
Didn't think that's where I would find the one but it worked out

alpha=handsome
beta=ugly

You got lucky. Finding an artsy but also conservative/trad is like finding a needle in a haystack. Good for you user.

So hot yet so repulsive.

S O C I E T Y

Why does looking at her make life feel empty?

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Let’s say I’m in college and have a lean runner body. How would I go about infiltrating an art class where girls like this are?

>didn't draw her own tattoo
kek

I'll never get you fucking hypocrites.

because you can tell that no matter what you do, you will never have a life easier and more enjoyable than the life she is living right now. Pursuing her "passion" with a lack of any technical or creative pursuit while probably getting showered in praise and money from beta men.

I am 1200% certain she has some donation page set up, an instagram with her amazon wishlist linked, and/or she just straight up sells nudes and a premium snapchat.

OP YOU MOTHERFUCKER GIVE ME SAUCE NOW

WHO IS SHEEEEEEEEE

I think Id hate that after a while. I dont want to be a girl

Do a reverse image search, post results.

She’s in good shape for a liberal arts, liberal looking, feminist, socialist.

Climax

can't believe i still remember
youtube.com/watch?v=-bsEd-7aQ1k&t=15m0s

What is a trad?

>imagine dragons starts playing

based

>16:42
Muh dik

I for one am glad women are like this, as much as they try to put a facade on that they are intellectual and whatnot at the end of the day they can't control their own instincts to want to suck dick and have sex

I am also glad that women have sexuality.

I'd so much depraved shit to her if I could

if you listen closely you can also hear music from the last level of timesplitters 2
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how the fuck do i remember any of this

Hi roastie

Hi muhammad

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>I didn't go to art school, I went to art

>Muslims don't have sex
Hi roastie

sexuality=pining for the top percent of men who possess specific bone sizes in their face

Flat-shoed female master race

why is the wallpaper a benis

Every time I see one of these low-quality strips that looks like it was drawn by an autistic five-year-old, I think 'If you didn't have the self-discipline to learn something as simple as drawing, that's probably the real reason women won't come near you'.

she has no soul

Kiarostami

Lol

Arthoes are not this attractive, they're almost all ugly as fuck.

sure they do

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TS2 was absolutely incredible, the first siberia mission's sounds still play perfectly in my head when I think about it- especially the alarm.

>real arthoes

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those glasses really do not work for her

Just wanna see them come off, or find out who it is.

retard tier, american "arthoes" (aka all of them) LOVE:

Labrynth
Dark Crystal
The Never Ending Story

basically anything that reminds them of being a kid in the 90s and getting molestered by their cousins.

>Explaining to Chad what patriarchy is while riding him
What do art hoes mean by this?

now this is some art we can all enjoy

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Notice how the artist chose not to render her t*ttoo. A man with an eye for aesthetics

Nothing come up

Based and redpilled

>Art how watches indie films with deep retarded meanings
>Chad watches Transformers and nails the crap out of her
How does he do it bros?

Based and Bay-pilled

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>shops exclusively as Anthropologie
is that a bad thing though? they make really tasteful stuff, and the woman in OP looks pretty decent

>tfw no qt girl next door gf

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Sauce? Im interested in her body of work

atherosclerosis

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Imagine if she's an artist in your class and is also the model. Would sit next to her and be her drawing partner 10/10

Correct

Asking what the chick wants is a fool's move. Just make it happen

Unironically the perfect female body

500 days of summer, especially if she's an architect major.
Knew a girl like this one. Dresses the same, except she had a lip piercing.

holy based

Part of what makes these so funny is how badly pencilled they are you snobbish cunt

That’s too bad...

Me except I just laugh through the anxiety I'm feeling at not wanting to lie to people about what I watch, because as soon as I toss out a bunch of French/Czech titles I know I'm about to be stared at like I'm pretentious. I've found a decent way around it, I just say "a bunch of stuff" and leave it at that. If they question that, it's "artsy fartsy stuff". If it goes further than that I ask them about TV instead.

What is satantango?

>Daisies is literally my favorite film
>I'm a man
Can men be arthoes?

Thanks m8. I definitely feel like I won the lottery with her. I'm just a dork who loves cartoons and wants to work on animated films and luckily she puts up that.

Give me the blonde one. She's based as fuck.

I want to stroke her cheeks.

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Eyes Wide Shut
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Jeezo.....

it's far too redpilled for arthoes

not sure about arthoes specifically, but everytime Ive watched american horror story with a chick weve hooked up

Nick and norahs jewish playlist and other films of "look at this cute odd couple" aesthetic

assayas flicks but only the later ones that feature kristen stewart

I don't care if she's trying hard to be artsy. I have never known a woman in my life (aside from actresses) that knows of low-tier kino like Paris, Texas.

1. dont talk about politics in front of them
2. give the girl attention
3. drinks
4. ????
5. profit

This girl is literally perfect.

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She looks like a digusting, smelly Berlinerin who fucks Malte-Sörens. Absolutely awful.

Kubrick, Wes Anderson, David Lynch, that kind of hipster crap

>Kubrick
>hipster
lmao

wtf those assholes killed an animal to make the movie?

They were actually showing it on TV last week and it was on the channel Showtime Women.

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She's too cute to be an arthoe

hmm that's interesting. maybe women are interested in the dull surface themes around infidelity?

somebody link the video, i need to hear her voice and rage at it

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fucking based

So they're /oneofus/?

Every generation has its fool who thinks these women are worth it. They're worse than "Stacies" by far. You'll learn your lesson and find out for yourself.

Why cant I attract art hoes

I wont if they dont find me attractive or desirable

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i love learning

cringe

True but you should still go

have sex

I would if I could

After you, jerk face.

4:42
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she's clearly french

God I wish I were a 29 year old wall-approaching roastie who shops exclusively as Anthropologie

>There is this notion that arthoes go for muscle chads
Maybe on your incel discord servers, but this has never been the case IRL. Nobody is attracted to musclechads bar the worst slags available.

>Nobody is attracted to musclechads
Cope

>>
its not, check the eyebrows from the video compared to the pictures the autistic faceblind posters dug up

Why the fuck does so many women think that those shoes look any fucking good

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I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adder all to pass exams. I'm. SO. Fucking. Horny

Because they do look good mate.

Truth hurts, gymrat. Reaching the perfect amount of muscle mass can be accomplished within less than a year. If you keep bulking after that, you'll simply make yourself look worse. Not only objectively, but also in the eyes of cunts.

>Reaching the perfect amount of muscle mass can be accomplished within less than a year.
Maybe if you're blessed with Chad genetics

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A 6 hour long black and white film from Hungary.

post more of this cutie, fags

cute desu

Yes it's a based thread

First scarf core

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Arthoe is just a euphemism for aggressive sjw bulldyke slut. These girls are bigger whores than your average college stacy. They come to my frat house for orgies all the time. Definitely not gf/wife material, unless youre a total leftwing beta numale.

And second fedora core since it's related

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No one has anymore except maybe OP.

Have sex

>t. Meat hole

Dragonball Evolution.

>feminism fish lips

every time

This bait picture will never get old.

based

Fuck it's been so long since I;ve seen this pic

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this is not an arthoe. she’s what they call a basic bitch

RUTHLESS AND FREE
IT'S ALL SUICIDE TO ME

anyone else find girls wearing flats super fucking hot?

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Juno
I Heart Huckabees
Donnie Darko

Why are we put on this earth, just to suffer?

this is a good list, but it's missing Donnie Darko.

>no arches

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They're probably nihilists like Maude from The Big Lebowski.

>Why isn't some cheap joke strip on an anime website a work of art
Fuck you nerd

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I hate this movie and every pseuds that claim they like it

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Red white and blue
The silence
Devil wears Prada for date nights with the baes

HIDEOUS

kinos about this feel?

>literal pound of makeup, probably in the coverup alone
>still a dogfaced hag
kinos for THIS feel?

They’re pretty nice. Especially since you can kinda see her toes through them because of the polish.

reminder that every single person on earth who constructs their identity around what they consume is a faggot, whether they're a man, woman or child.

she's a nude model, she's posing with a drawing someone else did of her.

This photo was taken right out front of University of the Arts, the biggest (and shittiest) art school in Philly.

This photo is just a few blocks away on 15th and chestnut facing north

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Do you think I could find a sweet, loyal and dedicate wife in China, South Korea, Taiwan, or Japan instead?

WHY do they deface buildings like these with ugly red and white banners? And these ugly flags hanging from the light poles. It's so fucking ugly.

do you... hunt arthoes?

The whole building is ugly. It's a bad imitation of classical architecture. Also, the red banners hung like that is total Wehrmacht aesthetic.

My bad, 15th and Walnut

probably shit like eraserhead

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A fun ride for all the family, watch it at 0.75x speed

that's not an arthoe movie you scum

you need to reevaluate your life man

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is this antifu?

you're just retarded then

Yeah.

Arthoes only fuck black dudes so what does it matter.