/chern/ - Chernobtl general

I've thought it was Ben Mendelson at first

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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He wasn't good enough to be put in charge of coal.

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lol he's like scottish or something not strayan

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Do you know how to make homemade iodine pills if shit hit the fan ?

Zhulka did nothing to deserve this... He was a good cat.

Drink iodine solution. Not pure of course, you will vomit. Dilute it in tea.

>Chernobtl
By Gorbachev's shitstain, you're pathetic

>title still says /chern/

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Not bad but not horrific.

For real though, how fucking long would he have been in the make-up chair for? Shit that like deserves awards.

Ho did the miners knew about Chernobyl ?
Thanks. Is there a precise dose and length of use ?

can't you just get them at the pharmacy?

The reason coal miners were getting special treatment in ussr was because coal could be sold internationally for foreign currency. In 86 the inflation was so bad that no one wanted to accept ruble in trade so mining was a way to stock up the market with some of the missing products.

I am genuinely blown away by the quality

It was already May when they were called in. The whole world knew by then. Even the soviets broadcasted picrelated that told them of an accident. There was a recreation of it in E2.

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Anyone else got Armageddon vibe from this episode?

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>That spike starting with the first episode airing date
Based.

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Kino show

Publix carries Iodine pills

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Seething.

Niggas getting their stalker fix after consuming some /kinobyl/

Only the soviet bloc can do depressing shit like that

Need to add miner

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this should also have their before and after snapshots

Is this sales or torrenting? Stalker 2 better be soon.

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When the coal minister got memed on by the miners was the best part of the EP imo

>perhaps not within your lifetime Komrade Legasov

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Jesus christ, is this show a ploy to make people afraid and disapproving of nuclear tech? Because it's damn well working on me, fucking creepy and scary shit man

This is a /rbmk/ thread

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nth for OP is a fucking idiot, /rbmk/ or bust

>eat taco bell for lunch
>can't stop shitting
if anyone is interested in a radiation poisoning simulator, try eating two cheesy gordita crunches

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>movie about americans going to space to blow up a comet
vs
>a series about a russian power plant accident
Totally my man.

Don't want to reveal my tinfoil hat nature to the public (small town and don't want to finish on police list) + once i asked and they almost made fun of me implying paranoia

I don't believe this scene. That just didn't happen.

>He
user...

Yes, it got funding from big oil

jesus christ
RIP

Nuclear energy is highly efficient, but we must be mindful of how dangerous it is. Even if you have a technically flawless design and the most well-trained staff on the planet, all it takes is an earthquake or a tornado or some other natural disaster to remind us of how truly terrifying nuclear energy is.

It's how many people are playing it at any given time on Steam.

anyone knows what this says?

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People take iodine for all kinds of reasons. Nobody would say anything.

what?

The only non-depressing thing about this kino is that a bunch of anons are now aware of the balls of Soviet steel all of these lads had to have.

No this scene didn't happen IRL. During the trial Bryukhanov was even asked why he didn't report about the 200 roentgens even though he knew it was a correct reading (he even used the meter himself)

Though you have to note that 200 roentgen is also the maximum reading of the DP-5A radiometers they used

13 meters per day goal for digging or something

What we know is that on the morning following the disaster, and indeed right up until Shcherbina arrived in the area, the prevailing story way that the reactor was intact. Gorbachev was woken up at 5 AM with this information; that's why he went back to sleep.

Any other country would have had people doing the same thing. It’s not impressive.

>divers live
>coal miners didn't get ARS
>europe didn't get destroyed
pfft this whole thing was no big deal, why are they freaking out on the show didn't the actors read the wiki page? this is so unrealistic

A lotta loyalty for a reactor that doesn't care whether you live or die!

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Something seems quite off about this photograph, it seems heavily retouched

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>no spike at April 26
Sad

>europe didn't get destroyed
It actually did. Look at all the mutant homos in western europe.

Upon looking further at this, you need a bigger dose than what they sell at Walmart and shit. You can get it on Amazon though.

Haven't seen the episode yet, why are the soldiers behind him?

you obviously haven't been to poland

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High ranking party offcial that had to order about people who might hurt him.

>Chernobtl
Someone take this man to the infirmary.

yeah, didn't happen. i believe they were shitbags but it didn't go down like this. actually the engineer offered to go look on the roof, for one thing.

Comrads!
Our task : Ensure a 13 meters advancement per day.

Russian Super Mario is a fucking beast.

So the miners don't get uppity.

Comrades! Our goal is to guarantee daily advancement of the tunnel by at least 13m!

delusions and infirmaries upon you

>computer doesn't take a couple of rooms
Fake

Based. RMBK is objectively a shitty name and the person who came up with it deserves to be gulag'd

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Yeah that makes way more sense.

So why didn't they just show that rather than making some unbelievable fake scene that just takes away from the story? That doesn't add drama, anyone with an inch of sense knows it is bullshit.

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Not anymore in the 80s no.

you should be scared already fucking zoomer. do you think this is fiction? it is real fucking live. why are you scared of a TV show when the real thing has been real for over 30 years now? be afraid of reality

>who might hurt him.
why would the hurt him?

wouldn't be as dramatic

thanks comrade

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Can't handle this, will you judge me if I turn it off, comrades. I do not have the constitution.

is he gonna be ok?

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I wish I had some fellow Chernobyl frens at work so I could make jobs like "how's the X coming along?" "not great, not terrible"

>frogposter
>phoneposter
>chernposter
checks out

he should try Burt's Bees. Really good stuff.

Any miners without a 13 inch dong to flop about can fuck off back to Tula!

Everyone will forever judge you as a pleb.

You should report to the infirmary comrade

would you do me a favour though an take this mysterious black block with you?

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JEOR FUCKING MORMONT

He's dead, along with Akimov, Ignatenko, the reactor core and Iodinefu.

yeah he'll live for another 200 years, smoothskin

Same.

>That fucking miner flapping his dick in front of the officials
Based and proletariatpilled.

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Because real denial, the kind that causes this sort of disaster, is subtle. What really happened was that everyone knew, but no one wanted to report it. So they dithered like mad. A bunch of guys trying very hard NOT to talk about something males for rather poor TV, and the end result is the same - the people in charge didn't realize what was going on until nearly half a day after the explosion.

WHAT IS EVERYONE GONNA HEAR ?
*chills*

glorious 'roid nips

>tfw you realize this what happened to all the lads in the Moscow hospital

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I can only assume he was told that this would be a job that would kill these men.

And unlike poor Japanese man they didn't spend most of it anesthetized into a coma.

makes sense

I have the same nips and only injections I got were at a dentist.

My dude looks like a glazed donut.

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>they did the BWOMS again

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reminder that this thread was made by a filthy career party man

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>everyone is speaking English

cringe

Post proof.

But that would make such a better series. Everything is so over the top in here. The dialog is just not authentic at all. What you describe is way more believable - and accurate.

They could even tie it into that this could happen in any government, making it even spookier, rather than this bullshit Russian slander session.

So Europeans are literally fucking mutants?

Eh, it's not that bad. I wish it was proper Russian but you can't have everything.

i'm more of a chocolate donut guy myself, but only because the glazed ones aren't normally chocolate. a chocolate glazed donut sounds really good.

Slavs are, it is known

This was the best episode yet. Just flew by. Currently rewatching.

>mutant homos in western europe

We usually just call them French.

>t. hasn't been to france lately
yes

His plan involves drinking a shitton of vodka until he forgets about this whole thing.

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/ C H E R N / - the gayer choice

>Russian slander session
Except most of the people pictured are Ukrainian.

The cloud did a double tour across britain

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If the KGB is a circle of accountability, who rule them all ? the rotschilds ? who follow the followers and who follow the followers of followers ...?

At least the doggos didn't die

>An estimated 900 stray dogs live in the exclusion zone, many of them likely the descendants of dogs left behind following the mass evacuation of residents in the aftermath of the 1986 nuclear disaster. Volunteers, including veterinarians and radiation experts from around the world, are participating in an initiative called Dogs of Chernobyl, launched by the nonprofit Clean Futures Fund. Participants capture the dogs, study their radiation exposure, vaccinate them against parasites and diseases including rabies, tag the dogs, and release them again into the exclusion zone. #

Lots of men have mild gynecomastia, just when it's in combination with a swole slav you can make an educated guess on the exact cause.

at least some pets survived, there are packs of wild dogs and feral cats wandering around the zone. who knows maybe the soldier spared them and is just pretending to not get in trouble.

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You haven't heard of Berghain or the entirety of Berlin? The French are more momma's boys that talk about feelings and art.

KGB is an ouroboros

Well, Comrade user, unless you happen to have a butter and caviar sandwich on you, you can get the fuck out of my thread.

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You can even adopt some of them through the same organization.

USSR at the time, which largely reflects on current day Russia despite this being in the Ukraine

youtube.com/watch?v=_4siRRMN4Nk

Is it kino or you're just messing around?

i want a cat so bad :/

Here's a pic one user posted on 2ch.hk claiming he works at the station.

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That is in very poor taste.

BORON?

Why is there so much stuff missing from the control room?

Just put some milk on him

Can you please have a moment of silence for Akimfu, and his lack of a face and life...;__:

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What a douchebag
People there aren't irradiated or little doses + fucktons of iodine pills ?

thanks you fucking retard autists I couldn't even find the thread because you keep sperging the fuck out and shitposting with a different name
drop it already

He looks different. is that really go to roof?

>Academician Legasov and the other scientists calculated that a total of 2,000 tonnes of lead would eventually be needed to help smother the graphite fire, but Legasov was afraid to ask for such an enormous quantity of a scarce resource on short notice. Scherbina—an old hand in the ways of the system—went ahead and ordered 6,000 tonnes just in case, and Ryzhkov had every train carrying lead on the Soviet rail network redirected toward Chernobyl. The first 2,500 tonnes arrived the next morning.

Why is Scherbina so based?

>USSR = modern Russia
???

And to further tear down this nonsense comparison, the most sympathetic and heroic character in the story, Valery Legasov himself, is Russian. He's from Tula, like the miners.

You're projecting. It's not Russia that needs bashing. It's the Soviet Union, in all its sclerotic, corrupted glory, that needs it.

>For real though, how fucking long would he have been in the make-up chair for? Shit that like deserves awards.
I was thinking about that too. The make up is fucking insane in that show.

You're not getting one.

Miners in the soviet union apparently were sort of special, they could get away with some stuff normal workers couldn't.

The eyes were till there or he was just a living skull with teeth and a tongue ?

It was caused by having too many straight white men in leadership positions.

>Maintain an elegantly trimmed moustache
>Dyatlov's cuntishness means that it slides off his head along with the rest of his face

Such injustice

Stfu redditor. It doesn't matter as long as Chernobyl is in the title

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ITS LITERALLY NOT YOU DUMB FUCK

what a guy

you can easily illegally bypass the patrol and enter. There are many tourists so of course they will steal shit even if it's heavily radiated.

That's kot looks like it seen some shit

good luck with that
those miners were almost nameless peons

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it's what radiation will do to you

>This dramatic fictionalised TV show version of what happened has diverged from reality to different degrees
Holy shit user

They both need bashing for different reasons.

just ruin the fucking general then I guess by constantly making it impossible to find
they used to be comfy until you fucked it up

This cat sometimes comes and visits me on the weekends. It must be a neighbors. It goes for adventures during the day I guess?

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They took all the instruments for analysis, they wanted every bit of information possible to understand what happened. They did the same with the SKALA computer.

Maybe we can find it for him, everyone have a look around.

>the most sympathetic and heroic character in the story, Valery Legasov himself, is Russian. He's from Tula, like the miners.
Holy shit, it's real

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Based brainlet

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Why isn't his face pasta carbonara?

Miners everywhere see themselfes as some kind of worker special forces

What's the SKALA computer?

OP always has chernobyl in it, you hardass

Have you watched "Raiders of the Lost Ark"?

>"don't worry doc, it's just 3.6 roentgens."

you know, I actually have new found respect for Fallout 3, I always thought the Ghouls in that game looked like absolute shit, but Bethesda actually did their research.

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>chernobtl
Wow gee you sure do keep making yourself look fucking retarded

True. USSR was a communist hellhole.

Russia is a corrupt autocracy.

it's on first site constantly you wimp, learn to browse correctly and stop being delusional, you better head to the infrimary

>All divers lived.
Based.

That's probably a radioactive cat that can breathe fire.

>not respecting tags
>calling other people reddit

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Ignore this troll

Loved the part when the stream of blood came out of his nose. And then Dr. Belarusfu tenderly wipes it off.

That cat wants food. It is unable to emotionally connect with you.

That's the CPM doing his thing.

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Cant be coal edition without some sweet miner dong shots my boy

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What is the US?

What can I buy it to give it a little snack when it visits? Is there something I can leave out that other animals won't eat first?

Read it again you blind fuck
They're just shitposting to make it hard to find and kill the general, there's no reason to keep changing the name that was fine for over 3 weeks until one sperg decided to go on an autistic rampage

youtube.com/watch?v=fqTykPgkYq8

Someone redpill me on why they built this huge grey concrete wall right into the middle of it after the accident

You can join this thread just stay behind the plastic okay?

I had a neighbour's cat who used to pop round my house every second day and chill out and sleep for a few hours before leaving again. They moved shortly before Christmas and I haven't seen him since.

how do you rate coal dudes dick? it was pretty thick

Aren't they?

It's the reactor's control system. It recorded everything the engineers did, and as much of what was happening inside the reactor as it had the ability to do, right up until the explosion.

The last recorded power reading was 33,000 MW.

>dong shots
You didn't post his penis

Cat treats but squirrels and other things will eat them as well.

no all animals eat catfood. its a hard life for them

total toadie chodie

>RMBK

Where the iron coffins buried ?

Go to the Chernobyl subreddit if this makes you seethe

nigger

Sclerotic republic.

No, just stop being fucking retarded.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I think they're lead coffins

whatever, you abusive gynomonster

They were zinc. And it's a cemetery in Moscow.

>Your veins turn into sieves to the point you can't even get some morphine to ease the pain
Guys this isn't funny anymore.

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It's more like, they knew that everything depended on them to keep running. No miners = no coal = no energy = everything stops. So you couldn't really just force them to do what you wanted, because if you got on their bad side, they could make life extremely difficult for a lot of people, especially the people who pissed them off in the first place.

they gassed it

beacuse coffins are usualy burried

>i'm wearing the fooken hat
what did he mean by this?

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no

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I wish I could have one, I travel way too much. It's nice having him/her visit. When I walk outside it'll snuggle on me too.

Interesting! I hope they go into the details of that.

Maybe I'll just buy a small thing of cat treats and feed him when he visits next and I see him. I just don't want it to be hungry

Where are they* sorry

just shoot them?

rattle rattle, tovarisch

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now this is what i call a power stance

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Leave the door a bit opened and put the treats there. It will probably come in and eat them if it's a housecat.

Hollywood never saw so much uncircumcised penises

wew lad, ill see you all in hell for laughing.

that miner reminded me of Matty

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The SKALA is the computer that processed every bit of information coming from the reactor, the circulating pumps and the turbines.
Every action done by the engineers was logged on the computer memory and printed papers. When operators pressed buttons, what it did was sending a signal to the computer, which read the corresponding memory adress and acted according to the instructions written on it.

For example when they pressed the AZ-5, the computer was supposed to order the servomotors of the control rods to initiate a descent into the core, then ring the alarm, etc etc...
The computer was also able to modelize the reactor status through thousands of sensors, which is why it was so important to get the data from it, only the computer really knew the full extent of what was happening.

And despite analyzing the computer data, they still don't really know what happened inside the reactor. Though now that we can explore the vessel without getting killed, we theorized that small nuclear explosions (fizzles, or prompt critical events) happened in the lower parts of the core, which caused the power surge seconds before the steam explosion.

blue board, dude

Like for miner benis!!
Repost for pizza!!!!!

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Nice night for a walk, eh

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>We're still wearing the fookin hats

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Was Gorbachev really this incompetent irl?

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are we going to see roof bro again or did he already die?

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capitalist hellhole

would the firefighters and plant workers who died from ARS be saved today with modern medicine?

>Maybe I'll just buy a small thing of cat treats and feed him when he visits next and I see him. I just don't want it to be hungry
there is nothing you can buy for the cat that other animals won't eat.

When are we going to have a scene of based big guy Yuvchenko getting his skin grafts and transfusions?

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I'm going to have to watch this with my parents, fuck.

Yes, he didn't even make lava himself

incompetent? He pretty much gives them what they need and gets out the way.

just laugh lightly
don't be silent or they'll think you're gay user

nope

i waited for this webm and i knew Yea Forums would deliver no homo

Iodinefu is dead?

After Stalin everyone were full retards until Putin. So yes.

>we're still wearing the fucking hats
fucking based minerbro

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I'm sure none of them ever saw man dick.

More like fear and guilt. He still feel it today and he created a charity to prevent radiation poisoning by food and other stuff for the population in that zone.

once you get the dose theres nothing really you can do.

Spooky cat desu

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this is my coalfu do NOT steal

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L A V A

He only experiences 3.6 roentgen he will be fine.

I could edit the scene out on Movie Maker and play it on my laptop.

3.6 hours

He did the best thing a politician can do when they have no idea what the fuck is going on: Give unlimited ressources to the guys who do.

forced, unnatural

Quite this. USSR died with Brejnev, the other guys tried to hide it.
The best was Khrushchev

>akimov literally doesn't have a face anymore from just dicking around in the feedwater, vs. looking directly into reactorchan's anus
gee bro idk something tells me he's already a skelly

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>That looks like yours, son
>Thanks, Dad

Wait Gorbachev is still alive?

It feels like Legasov is trying very hard not to look down.

>Diatlov
>liqiudators
>killing cats and dogs
>concrete
next week will be delusion kino

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its unironically the best part of the episode

Radiation destroys your DNA, that's a death sentence

f-fuck you

but how do you fuck the corpses if you put it underground?

stobbit .

depends on bone marrow availability.
Sasha Yuvchenko was there at Chernobyl, suffered ARS and still lives today I believe. He was one of the first to received a bone marrow transplant but was also luck. His arm is completely fucked mind you

>Connect 3.6

Who cares its a show
Do you feel awkward watching with your family when there are sex scenes with movies?
Me and my family did the naked watch once and since nothing made us feel weird together.

don't be gay
those miners actually had to work at over 50c and actually took their clothes, you would be deleting their sacrifice

just throw out a chuckle

I already did, nothing weird about a little sausage party

This. The steam explosion was the first of two. The second one, the one that resulted in bits of core ending up on top of the roof, does not have a confirmed cause.

The prevailing theory is that steam interacted with the zirconium fuel rod shanks, forming hydrogen gas, which then reacted with the oxygen of the reactor hall to create a powerful hydrogen explosion.

Let's be honest, she's as dead as a doorknob.

CHAD MINERS RISE UP

i was thinking about this, can you play SoC vanilla or does it need to be modded? i remember having to choose between FEAR and this over a decade ago and i missed some kino from the sound of it

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Mr. President Lincoln, I regret to inform you that the CNPP (Confederate Negro Power Plant) has exploded. There are pieces of burning coal everywhere. Please instruct us on what to do.

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Some of those lads have great asses

Yes and he even dropped a fucking mixtape.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5xfXPuUiA

Imagine having your body sealed shut in a zinc coffin, then buried under 3 meters of concrete because of how radioactive your remains are.

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This. Probably the best thing for a politician to do.

youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw

>Do you feel awkward watching with your family when there are sex scenes with movies?
Uhhhhh yes.

stop changing the name you fucking faggot

> not visiting chernobyl

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He's honestly very accommodating in the show. The show portrays it as most of the incompetence coming from the people trying to please him rather than him himself.

As for the evacuations though, yes. They definitely hesitated to evacuate people and then fucked it up when they did, which he is responsible for one way or another.

who's ready for a day at the beach, boyos?

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No. If we could repair DNA after being shredded by ionizing radiations, then we could potentially cure any genetic disease, whether it is cancer or worse.

Bone marrow damage is the only thing we can "cure", but radiation damage usually goes beyond bone marrow destruction and can lead to deep irreversible metabolic damage.

The worst is that they are in moscow

you're sick if you think that's funny

>Me and my family did the naked watch once and since nothing made us feel weird together
uhhhhh thats pretty fucking weird itself user

checked

Just whisper "just like dad" after the miner says it to break up any tension.

gotta get that Crimea tan

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New thread

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>until Putin
Putin is THE retard

i wish we got to see more of this absolute unit

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Leave him alone. Maybe he's new.

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hope the jannies dab on you

It's rough around the edges and you might find quite a few bugs but it's a fucking great game even unmodded.

what's the point now
the CNPP is covered by Novarka now.

ill piss on you

>only 100 euroshekels to visit the zone
too bad my russian is fucking terrible

150 buck to look at run down buildings? This is why we have billionaires.

It's a hard luck life

For us

nah they're purposely trying to kill the general
their first tactic was WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN HAVE SEX INCELS then calling the show reddit, now they just do this.

Play vanilla SoC first then CoP. They run fine with patches that Steam and gog have included. After vanilla go to /sg/ and ask for mods. There are plenty standalone ones to go around.

Bump limit reached. New

REAL THREAD

Daddy, yes!

I went there 4 years ago. I've just reminded that I have to find the diploma which was given to us at the end of the tour with how much radiation we absorbed

I have already been comrade :^)

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"Congrats you probably have cancer! Hope you enjoyed the tour!"

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they even got their own shops back in the day with fucking TVs
at least that's what I've heard

IIIII NEEEED A MAAAAAN

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we will mine like our fathers did

They must pay the toll...General Grant

No, that was Sitnikov.
The man in the bed is Dyatlov

all the most based Russians are from Tula

must be something in the water

>I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle

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why is wojak crying and why is pepe smug?
Wojak has way better weather

Imagine the smell

Because this is how Westerners imagine life in USSR

Tula Arms Plant made the Mosin Nagant and TOZ shotguns. They also made the VSS and the AS VAL, the madmen!

When it gets close to 0 in fucking Fahrenheit I think there's a problem. 0 Celsius ain't so bad.

Can I send him some Letrozole?

Blessed trips

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its so radiated its eyes are glowing