Conan filmed a segment in front of a gay nightclub and everyone is offended

>You will see dudes getting gangbanged in the restroom area (unisex), and if you shout “I’M JUST HERE TO PEE” the line parts like the red sea.

that's respectful desu

It's not a gay club but an exclusive Techno club that happens to be filled with homos by virtue of being in Berlin. Every club is a gay club there by that metric. It's ironically "Streisand effect"'d by the no camera policy as dumb stacies and arthoes all come in droves to look cool and exclusive.

>as dumb stacies and arthoes all come in droves to look cool and exclusive.
Yeah and they get BTFO at the door and get sent back home by the bouncers

some guy shot up a night club with gay people, killed a lot, very sad

Berghain is pretty dope, though.

Reminder that it has a gay sex dungeon where people piss and shit on each other.

>Yellow Facts
>The perfect pissparty without dresscode. Let it flow.

>if you shout “I’M JUST HERE TO PEE” the line parts like the red sea
Better than 90% of the clubs I've been in, then.

because there are tons of faggots having orgiastic sex all over the place and pissing and shitting on each other. fags are angry because they don't want the disgusting part of their subculture exposed to the general public

Translation

>Something happened and a handful of people made angry tweets about it.

She appears in GTA Online - you can kill her character in a mission if you want.

>this thread
>again

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>because there are tons of faggots having orgiastic sex all over the place and pissing and shitting on each other. fags are angry because they don't want the disgusting part of their subculture exposed to the general public

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conan is actually a good guy, fuck off

>Problem glasses
>corners of her mouth permanently pointing downwards

Yeah, who'd have thought she would like complaining about stuff.

3 YEARS AGO

>t. shit-eating faggot

>t. shit-eating faggot

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No, fuck you. You don't get to be equal AND special.

>people
Faggots and trannies aren't people.

Will you spam this two year old story now every three days ?

Why haven't the Muslims in Germany destroyed this den of degeneracy yet?

Because there are a lot of closeted homosexuals that go to gay bars/clubs that don't want to outed.

full of freaks listening to shit techno

because muslims are homos too

Learn to greentext, tranny

>mm haha yes mommy my bait is working i'm trolling the 4chans!!!!!!!

How about that faggot "tolerance" you pussies keep trying to guilt people into?

This is why they need to be cured or eliminated. Can't have both.

Someone post the Berghain pasta.

Because they are the biggest Homos around and they make a good money out of the Drugs circling around in these clubs.

no it wasn't.

Get outta here fudgepacker.

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seems like you didn't read it, newfriend

Don't worry bro, us Chinese, Indians and Muslims will take away all their rights. We'll do the white man's work.

>adopt kid from third world country
>fuck his boipusy and turn him into a faggot
Why are whites so evil?

I doubt it. I'm a western Muslim but most of my friends have turned degenerate. By Allah they should be killed like the western pigs.

no ones offended. a few thousand people max. and they made a headline about it. and now youre reposting that headline. fucking idiot.

Berghain? What's he doing in Schweinfurt?

>rescuing an orphan from poverty

White devils I'll tell ya

>Everyone feels like a friend. No fights. You will see dudes getting gangbanged in the restroom area (unisex), and if you shout “I’M JUST HERE TO PEE” the line parts like the red sea.
nice

You know the story of Athen and Sparta ?
Sparta turned into Athens degeneracy and so are Muslims.They are getting fat, lazy, smoke shit and visit whores while also being closed fags. And their sisters and female cousins liked to be fucked in the ass because thats the way to keep their " Virginity. Muslims are the biggest Hypocrits on the planet.

*so that the orphan can serve as a sex slave to the evil white man

lmao, indians and muslims are degenerate as fuck, and what's worse, stupid and inbred to boot

Back from the pitbull thread i see

the entire political atmosphere right now is idiots who like how it feels to be angry at each other. smart people dont engage in such behavior.

>private for a good reason

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Thanks for rescuing me, fagdads!

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what's berghain like bros?

Disgusting. This place needs to burn to the ground -- along with the rest of Jewrmany, while we're at it.

i'm usually the dude getting gangbanged lol.

Ever see that episode of South Park where Cartman gets a failing amusement park and refuses to let anyone inside?

>guys get this some fags are fucking each other in some dingy club in germany oh my god there's poo and pee too imagine
who fucking cares
you people are like 90's soccer moms

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it's a huge nightclub in Berlin. It's pretentious on the outside but once you get in, everyone is incredibly nice and just wants to have fun. People will ask to bang you, both men and women, if you seem relaxed and ready for fun. The music sort of just completely overwhelms your senses and it feels like synesthesia at times. Hard to underscore just how massive the place is. Every night is like a production of an underground movie that you get to be a part of.

If you don't seem chill, or if you come off as a straight guy with hangups or a straight girl there just to ogle, you're not going to be let in. I'm a tranny (inb4 discord tranny) so it was pretty easy to use my man-voice w/ the door guy so that he knew I had a dick. Tranny = easy to get in.

Imagine being an adult and thinking clubs are serious business.

kill yourself

because they're pedophiles

trust me, i'm going to 40% myself any day now.

>if you come off as a straight guy with hangups or a straight girl there just to ogle, you're not going to be let in

So it's heterophobic is what you're saying? Personally I don't "hang out" with bigots, so maybe someone will torch the thing when it's at maximum occupancy, when it's full of nature's mistakes.

>So it's heterophobic is what you're saying?
yeah unironically. it's a pansexual night club

See

too bad, hopefully one day.

so straight fellas are expected to suck a little cock here and there?

>Tranny = easy to get in.
to the club too?

It’s not necessarily straightphobic as much as they don’t want homophobic straight guys, which makes sense. Frat bros who scream “wow bro look it’s fags bro!” won’t get in.

>seething
seeing this word all the time is always funny to me because it outs an anglo poster instantly. american men don't "seeth" we attack our problems head-on. you all should really stop "seething" and using the word "seeth" because it's conditioning you to act like women.

Gays know extremely well that they are degenerate.

I am straight and got into Berghain a few times. What he means if you look like a typical chad/normie/stacy the bouncer will not let you in. Its hard to explain but you need to look like a Techno head or just show that you are gay. They also wont let you in if your group is too big so split up in max 3 person groups. One time a bouncer asked my I want in (lol) I was literally stunned for 1 second but then I said I was here to soo Kobosil he let me in. Honestly that club is magical because you dont get any fags recording the DJ with a cellphone or horny chads just looking to score. Just people high on drugs and dancing and fucking.

no, you just aren't supposed to treat it like you're at a zoo. you're supposed to leave your hangups behind and have fun. no one is expecting you to fuck guys.

Any hot girls or just ugly emo fatties?

thank god for aids

They are hot

Sounds like gay indoctrination shit, how can I as a straight man have fun while gays piss on each other everywhere?

Tons. Both really edgy ones and more normal looking girls. Very few fatties in general.

>horny chads just looking to score not let in

why do they oppress us so?

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Berghain pasta for the noobs
onlytechno.net/1-star-review-berghain-something-must-read/

That’s not what it’s like. Regarding the main floor: It’s a massive dance floor, to its right side is the bar where people are just talking, and to the left are the toilets which feature people fucking and doing drugs, but as pointed out it’s very easy to maneuver. The dance floor is completely clean, although there’s a ton of shirtless (and occasionally fully naked) people (including women!).

Do they put out right there or are there scammers too and what about time wasting attention whores

Exactly

Why would I need to go to some weirdo club when I can just open tinder and have my PICK? Sell me on this shit.
t. CHAD

Is there a strict dress code inside or can I take off my pants and walk around with my cock hanging out
always wanted to force the sight of my junk on some whores kek

Because they don't really have a lot of political influence in Germany and are begrudgingly supportive of progressives politics because reactionary ones go out of their way to alienate them.

>scammers
?
You don’t have to pay them or anything.

He’s got a good face and not bad build, I might if he stopped being a weeb

You can absolutely do that, but you can’t do anything that would generally constitute sexual harrassment. It’s NOT a sex club. Also tons of guys’ll flirt with you.

They are the most effete people in the world, and their “youth” have a lot of involvement in the drug trade.

Boys who get plastic surgery to look feminine, boy fucking, animal rape... yeah Asia is already lost.

What about cameras? Do people use their phones inside? Recording videos and shit

something like 90% of 3rd world shithole streetkids get molested so honestly the only difference is he gets molested with a full stomach. that being said im all for castrating em if what you're assuming actually happened.

very based

They will eventually when they hit a critical mass and radicalize but they still need homos to keep the progressive policies going to get to that point.

HAHA
designinglife.biz/laboratory-review/
>Always check the website for their theme. You don’t want to accidentally go when its scat night (Scat is the term used for people who are into having sex with feces involved) or something you’re not into.

I think the important thing to remember in this situation is that Conan was never funny to begin with.

He's a talented writer and killed it at SNL and The Simpsons, but they gave him his own show in 1993, and we all sort of just went, "Okay."

Then millennials were like, "Well he's on TV, me must be good," and everyone older is too resigned to be like, "Nah."

Cameras are banned. Taking pictures/video is considered the absolute worst thing at Berghain, if someone — ANYONE, staff or not — sees you taking pics your phone will be destroyed and you’ll be thrown out. There are no mirrors there either.
When you enter they put tape on your phone’s cameras.

Islam is the only way forward, Christianity is completely cucked.

I don't think I even bother going to the bathroom of the gay bar I went to in Japan. Though I'm sure Japanese gay guys are far more considerate. A gay friend of mine had birthday party so we went there. We were going to go with the American and Japanese girls to straight clubs, but they ended up wanting to stay and hang out with him and their gay friends.

Isn't Berghain different from Lab?

I can understand why people are upset. American liberals are so used to gays being open, they forget how dangerous it is for gays in other countries to be open. This is typical American tourism and American media ignorance. They think they're promoting gay rights, but they're just imposing American ideals on gays who are struggling day to day to make a living in their country.

They don't want the public to see people literally begging to be infected with HIV and rolling around the floors squeezing out the cum from used condoms into their mouths. Might send the wrong message to people who just think that gays are just funny and fashionable.

Sounds pretty solid, nice environment, privacy and all around safety. You been there?

>gays who are struggling day to day to make a living in their country.

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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

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Yes, I’m

>Struggling as gay
>In Berlin
That's the faggiest, most liberal city in Europe, also no idea where you're from, but homosexuality is normalised in western Europe, the worst that would happen if you come out is your grandma will be sad. They don't want people to see how the free love in practice looks like for bystander, because if you never participated it's disgusting

Berghain's got nothing on the Fuck and Suck.

>homosexuality is normalised in western Europe
No, it isn't.

Yes it is

Jesus, I just went down this rabbit hole.
Jesus Christ... Thanks user?

For some reason I thought this was some Eastern Euro former Soviet Republic known for government bashing of gays.

Fucking Berlin? Really. What a buncha prissy divas.

Your circle of friends isn't "western Europe"

He officiated a gay "wedding" between two men. He's a degenerate.

I Indian
I can confirm
A lot of people drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes and watch Bollywood and Hollywood degenerated content.
Worst part is that they claim to be religious.

Faggot leave this site

Based

Still a far cry from the likes of western rabid liberals
ask a muslim or a hindu to support gay rights and shit and they'll just tell you to fuck off if not worse

did people hate gays before the aids thing?
youtube.com/watch?v=UWrDbmVis0w

Can I suck cock with a random girl there?

Describe one situation when being outed as gay would get you prosecuted or even just shamed

I don’t understand if you mean getting your dick sucked by a real girl or sucking trap cock, but yes to both.
By the way, the doorman can look straight into your soul and see if you’re trve or not. Some horndog looking for girls won’t get in. There are actual swinger clubs that are way better for that anyway.

I told you, your gay circle of friends is not "western Europe".

>gay """people"""

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I don't know what it is, but when I see, hear, and read about what goes on in these clubs, I get the same bloodthirsty urge in my mind that I get from watching child or animal abuse. There's just something so inherently vile and perverse about it, it almost seems like a metaphysical desecration of good. I just want to go on a rampage in these places with a machinegun or flamethrower to clean up the absolute filth and degeneracy going on. I don't even consider myself a radical or extremist either, it's weird that I get this sort of feeling so strongly.

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Nigga it’s just a techno club with a couple guys jerking each other off in the restroom.

"I'M JUST HERE TO PEE" is the code for letting people know you're open to getting fucked in the ass

You're trying to play off the scope and degree of what goes on in these places, liar.

it's just kids for me. i hate any kind of abuse but the vulnerability of children and the trust they give away so easily being taken advantage of flips a kill switch in my head.

Yes, same building but different club.
Laboratory is a gay sex club.

Sex trafficking

gays are disgusting

Keep telling yourself that, Europe is a progressive shithole

When will our Weimar end? Who will cleanse the nation of this filth?

>Yea Forums incel getting into berghain
yeah, no

>By the way, the doorman can look straight into your soul and see if you’re trve or not.
wtf does that even mean

Face it kraut, it's in your nature. You're either getting bossed around by some strict daddy or suck anything for a bag of chips while blaming everyone for your downfall

peak Clown World right there

>Jesus Christ... Thanks user?
ironically, Jesus Christ is your way out of despair and mental enslavement. The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom.

Nah I'm real good at this.

Suffering brings wisdom, only if you're the type to learn from it.

I wanna wear a short tee that barely covers my bottom, wear a red belt over it, wear cuffs on both hands, draw an eye off horus over my left eye, wear one of these caps that gay leather bears wear, a plain black choker on my neck, and top it off with big black boots.
is this outfit gay enough for the faggot doorman at Berghain?

add glitter

ok this is based

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Okay, some black glitter on my forearms. There, I can't get any gayer unless I wear a dress made of dildos.

Wrong type of gay for berghain

Who cares? It's not like he went inside Berghain itself. Fucking clickbait shite

what about the eye of horus in black glitter?

It’s funny that “no u!” is still the only way leftist faggots know how to meme. The fedora memes are for cringe atheists, if you (still) can’t think of a comeback just come back later, don’t copy it and reverse it, it’s just sad.

how the fuck? It's original, very authentic and inspired. As long as I own it the faggot bouncer won't object. Definitely more authentic than leather and transparent mesh tops.

>"private for a good reason"
Yeah I don't think people would feel so warm and cuddly about gay rights if they saw how truly disgusting those fucking perverts are

you sound like you are a regular at berghain

Not bad, definitely better than painting eyeliner on my face. The girls are gonna go crazy for an ottermode Chad that looks like a total fag but is actually straight. Like Rudolph Valentino

seething american

So he didn't go even inside Berghain and they're still mad? Lol

Drugs, prostitution, and likely much much worse.

All they need to do is go to any sodomy pride parade.

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If you are drinking alcohol to hit on girls youre not coming in.

post pics

The glitter feels fake. If you feel real you can get in however you want. Lots of people also wear coats over the outfit when they’re in line.

The warrant for the raid on the Stonewall Inn -- which is what they march to commemorate every year -- listed barbiturates and underage males. Heroin and twinks. That's what they're marching for. Remember that.

why th do you give a fuck? focus on your own life

By being offended, you are feeding a troll.

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You don’t like sex and drugs user?

The girl is disgusted but that boy's expression kek, is he grinning in contempt or glee?

Hamburg, Barcelona is better than Berlin anyway

indeed.

>people who invaded everyone else's space mad someone invades theirs

???

All the things I listed literally just popped in my mind, unbidden. I didn't spend a second thinking about it. Feels natural and definitely a look I'd wear with self assurance. That ought to be good enough for the faggot doorman.

He probably doesn't understand what's going on and thinks the grownups are just being super silly.

They're after our kids. Jerry Falwell was right.

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You need to reread about who is offended my nigger

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*blocks your path*

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Imagine being so ashamed of your disgusting lifestyle you get mad when a camera man shows up

I work very hard. Why shouldnt i be able to pop some E and go to a club once in a while?

I'd love to go there just to call him a fucking faggot to his face

>Describe how media, society, and culture can influence ideas regarding gender roles, identity, and expression
damnit /pol/

Look here, a Muslim walks into a bar and orders shots for everybody, hardy harr harr.
He could'a killed more but he was not a straight shooter, almost makes you want to cry like that bitch Anderson Cooper

- Sam SS Raimi

Sounds like a good place to get AIDS which I hear some fags actually try to contract.

And it's not going to be if you keep importing muslims.

Why don't they rename it BERGAYN

He said there's no pressure there and tons of hot weirdo girls
seems good, besides you only get pozzed from needles or a cock up your ass.

Because people are more than individuals, we cannot be born, exist, or reproduce without others. Our economy, religion, warfare, intelligentsia, everything is composed of human leagues and organizations. When one part is sick, it affects the rest of society, even if it's indirectly. None of us exist as a completely separate, atomized organism. Burying your head in the sand just allows you to get fucked in the ass without warning.

What types of drugs to people take? Only e-heads?

How is it sick to have a good time and not hurt anyone? They are normal people, once in a while they go dance together in a private area. There are worse things...

>and if you shout “I’M JUST HERE TO PEE” the line parts like the red sea.

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Unironically looks pretty cool you fags have no sense of fashion

He means it's shit when they involve kids in any way. That's what it all boils down to.

Your perception of what is healthy and unhealthy is so warped that no amount of reasoning could get to your head. If you think this perverse, hedonistic, and abusive behavior, which is only what we see ON THE SURFACE, is just "good fun", then you're so far gone that the only thing thay could fix you is a .22 to the brain stem or six months in a gulag.

I want to go to Berghain with a girl, should I do it or chicken out? I might regret missing out when I'm half dead of old age but at the same time I feel like a fish out of water when I think about going.

>bathroom is packed full of gay dudes doing gay stuff with other gay dudes
>mean to shout "I'M JUST HERE TO PEE"
>accidentally shout "I'M JUST HERE FOR PEE"
>drown
such if life in berghain

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HOT BASED

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Eh, what do you know...

Yes.

>I stumble towards the bathroom, my vision struggling to adjust. In the light, the first person I make eye contact with is an earnest German man in his 30s, who stands obediently by the men’s urinal wearing nothing but a leather dog collar.

>When nature calls, his job is to answer the phone, y’know? Y’don’t know? All right, fine — he crouches down beside you and drinks your urine.

>While you zip up, he breathes a satisfied “Danke” and returns to his position — until the next walking bladder comes along. Stage fright? Don’t worry, he’ll be there all day.

kek

>It's not a gay club

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I'm white but i know this is how it will turn out. If the smartest race on the planet can't resist jewish brain rot, the shitskins have no chance when they become the dominant powers. They will succumb the atheist degeneracy even faster when jews start targetting them.

Yeah buddy drink up my acrid dehydrated red piss O
OWOWWOOO

Call him a faggot, a queer, a fop, a pansy, these words roll off the homosexual like water off a raincoat. But expose his disgusting shithole fagbars on public television and you will be astonished at how he shrinks back, " I've been found out!"

I've been molested by four people before I was 10, three of which were homosexuals and one of which was the wife of one of the faggots who she aided in his predation. I think "I know" what you people do, you fucking faggot.

>have a good time and not hurt anyone
Getting off on pain and enemas and human shit is not a cost-free lifestyle, user.

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Whites are small in number
chinks curries and muzzies are far less tolerant and will just stomp them out. Plus there's no holocaust guilt to exploit

OY VEY, WHERE SHOULD WE GET POZZED NOW!?

I'm down with my homosexual fellow Citizens but let's be real, the "community" that gathers in most gay clubs is weimar tier degenerate.

I don't think there's a statute of limitations on that. You should make sure they all die in prison.

Im sorry to hear that. Thats is horrible if thats true. But Im not even i faggot, i just like to take drugs 3-4 times a year and dance.

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it's from Dec 8, 2016 STOP POSTING THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU FUCKING KEKLORD
or is this supposed to be the new "any movies like groundhog day?" meme

You’ll be fine, if you get in. is a very accurate description: EVERYONE inside is extremely friendly.

lol same bro I started thinking of girls at 7 and tried to jack off to them, I think I reached orgasm didn't cum obviously but it felt awesome
then my parents went out for a while and I stayed with my dad's brother aka the fag uncle who stripped me all the time and kissed me and groped me nonstop
now I'm 25, love and fuck girls but have had gay thoughts all the time but since I'm not a natural fag I never went through but fuck it's tiring, maybe if I give in I'll get put off it forever.

goatfuckers need to hit 50 percent population and that is when they really start to push their shit 100 percent

Raucherbereich {m} - (designated) smoking area

Smoking? In MY gay sex dungeon? Ewwwwwwww!

Where is the Prayer Room?

fucking bug chasers but i am glad they are killing each other. fucking degenerate fags. if i could i would wipe them all out

Not that guy but when I went to a bunch of clubs in Berlin most people took coke or speed

Sven won't let you in tard

when was that? there were almost no women the 3 times i was there, just guys grabbing my ass and trannies , a lot of druggies and openly snorting coke

why doesn't someone just 86 his ass

>I don't condone the behavior of these people, I just like doing drugs and partying with them tee hee
Associates and collaborators get the rope.

The only thing that keeps me going is that hopefully they will have very tragic accidents someday.

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reminder that tresor is far superior than berghain, berghain fags are peasents, german major club scene is pretty shit thanks to the techno tourism

Dude’s legit like 5’2, he’s not threatening IRL at all.

No, you need to man up and PRESS FUCKING CHARGES SO THEY DON'T FUCK ANY MORE KIDS, you utter fucking coward.

>there were almost no women the 3 times i was there
expect women at a club for homoz? LOL

>t. never been to berghain
sit down virgin

i'm sorry man.

I want to suck big cocks of big strong men in public, will I find them at BERGAYN?

>never been to berghain
That's a good thing, homo.

not really many but of course at least some because it's one of the hottest club on earth, also that's why i was asking him when that was.

Where should i go for a good time? Hamburg? Leipzig? I guess Munich is lame for this?

>dude just testify in a state and county completely represented and run by gays, lesbians, and pedophiles lmao
San Francisco, by the way. These people need to be killed, not slapped on the wrist.

Reminds me of the time one of my friends went to a porn cinema cause he wanted to check out the swinger couples that go there, 5mins into the movie and he thought he was gonna get raped before running outta there kek.

Berlin lol

wait in line for literally 3 hours just to call him a faggot? what's the point

Is Tresor less uptight than Berghain? I don't want to have to "feel right" to get in

Depends on what you think "a good time" is.

He's Sven, shitposting to troll us.

Ruin his day lol
might call him a manlet too for good measure

Tresor is where all the rejected tourists go when they cant get into Berghain.

Techno Club with relaxed people. Open until 6am at least. Not interested in sex orgies

But Andy Richter is a regular at the club, why couldn't he vouche for Coco?

the le extremely long line meme is mostly a meme, you wait 45 minutes tops and that's on the weekend
also you can just go with a bike skipping the whole line straight up to sven, call him a fag and bike away freely

Trannies aren’t girls.

hamburg is great , reeperbahn is pretty cool , great strip clubs, techno clubs and great hookers

munich is the lamest shit ever the P1 plays terrible music sells you extremely overpriced drinks and has so many disgusting pretentious douchebags clubbing there

You whites are really really fucking gay lol you have literal mansions where gay parties happen nonstop Great Gatsby style

Is that sword real big or is he real small?

Berlin is literally the best techno club city on the world. Plenty of clubs without any heavy on display degeneracy, just make the simplest of google searches.

> doesn't even post a photo of Conan in his kraut-fag outfit

Low energy, OP.

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I was at Säule on a Thursday when SPFDJ and VTSS were playing there a few months ago, it was great. Didn't make it into Berghain on Sunday sadly.

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Then go to Berghain. It’s not a sex club.

there are good clubs and events in berlin, berghain is the ultimate meme club though, it has its meme door policy and hour+long lines, to filter out the tourists but that actually makes more people go to it. Tresor isn't as bad but its still huge lines on weekends with a door policy (not as bad as le bouncer man). Tresor is a case of turning up not dressed as a pajeet on holiday and being respectful while in line.

Tresor and berghain are the two biggest clubs in berlin along with watergate which is a real normie shithole. any of the big clubs have door policies and other ones do if its a busy night. places like Griessmuehle are better and often run more underground or alternative sounds. the trick is to actually go to the other clubs, not the big three and if you can get info about any warehouse parties then just go to them, far better.

the big thing about the Berlin club scene is the fact there are almost no rules. barely any security on the inside, drinks are often cheap and you can smoke and do any drugs if youre discreet. Berlin club scene is cursed by its status, without the rampant techno tourists and legit tourists, it would be good but London, Paris and Amsterdam have just as good scenes but nowhere near as popular.

>Berghain
>not a sex club
lol fags literally suck and fuck on the dance floor

he doesn't care he has a tattoo on his arm that translates to faggot "Schwuchtel", but please do it i'll come with you and film it

You have not been to a real sex club/rave then...

Imagine being in the closet in 2019.

Thanks friend. Thats the info i needed. Yes looking for more underground style places.

slit your wrists you disgusting tranny

I don't see why muslimfags and reactionary fags can't get together
youtube.com/watch?v=uNyjCX-y_ks

Yeah no I don't wanna. Just because it doesn't meet your definition of a hardcore nonstop sex club with satanic lighting doesn't mean it's not a sex club. There's endless sex going on there

Adding to your post, about:blank is also a very great place

There were many shows i didn't watch as a teen, but his i did. He was genuinly funny, doing lolrandumb humour in that sweet spot in time before internet became mainstream, back in 00's.

Sure bro I'll call him a faggot in German, I'll call him a pumpernickel

> The 1,500-capacity club opened in 2004 in a deserted part of town and has since become an institution. This month it was even awarded the same cultural tax status as the city’s theatres and museums.

And then for no reason, people voted for Hitler.

Sounds like an incel's worst nightmare

Is there a link to this segment or what

Are fags in Berghain mindful of their hands? I don't wanna get raped by a pack of fags on speed

when you do go to berlin, go on Resident Advisor and check for events and look at clubs and artists, will give you an idea of whats on and just be smart. Many people want to go to Tresor/Berghain but make secondary plans because you can turn up and wait in line for ages only to be turned away so you have to roll the dice

I have only been to Tresor, Griessmuehle and a few smaller clubs but about:blank has a good rep too.

German here, I had (muslim/brown/poc/migrant background/however you call this scum) coworkers openly talk about how homosexuals should be killed off, reporting this to the boss only resulted in a "in their cultural circle this is normal, but don't worry, they only brag and wouldn't do anything even if they could". Good I left that job but even in University there's lots of extremely homophobic if not outright openly gay-persecuting shits.
As a closeted fag this only helped convince me more that I should stay closeted and that nothing is normalized and also that immigrants were a mistake.

There as many european users in Yea Forums as there are american. And i can tell you this as one, in many ways europe is even more liberal than USA. We copied your degeneracy point to point in order to be trendy, and added it to our own degeneracy, which in turn was the inspiration for american degeneracy. What else would you expect from the white continent?

>these places would be good but there's too many tourists
>advertise the places so even more clueless nerds flock to them
brainlet

Hitler wouldn't be proud of you lolz

It's all right user, the bouncers are trained to sense when someone isn't ready to have strangers' fingers jammed unexpectedly into their holes and they'll stop you from getting in. Don't feel bad.

Are the people talking about having been to Berghain (and other degenerate clubs) shitty tourists or German?

Either way stop

Bros I wanna suck cock at BERGAYN, hard cocks belonging to tall jacked cunts, can it be done?

I guess dont go into the darkroom, otherwise it should be OK

That's not funny, the other user said everyone's a saint inside the club.

>stop doing things I'm afraid of doing

Its the club next to it and you fags are just legit disgusting

user I never go to these places, plus I am not from Berlin but I am a genuine fan of the scene. My point is that these clubs need to have these meme policies about who gets in or not to stop them becoming filled 30 minutes after opening with tons of normies who don't know the scene. But this mythical status of "getting into berghain" or "the best club city in the world" which is fueled by these policies cause more people to go, its a positive feedback loop, a post on Yea Forums makes no difference.

I went there for a week a few months ago and visited Säule, Tresor, Griessmuehle and about:blank. I'd say about:blank was my favourite place because the music that night was more unique and less boring, also I saw nthng headlining there. The venue itself is great too.

Of course the trip was great and I absolutely loved Berlin, but the thing that I took away is that, although people tend to idolize "Berlin" techno so much, it can be boring sometimes even in the so-called "best" venues, compared to smaller scenes elsewhere in Europe where the sounds are more raw, varied and cutting edge.

Although I did see Aux 88 live at Tresor after snorting a whole bunch of speed, so that was indeed great. Randomer played downstairs.

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Ever think about how bitterly disappointed your mama would be if she found out? Express yourself and all, just be mindful about it.

Please do gimme your number and we'll meet up i'll film it secretly and put it up on youtube

BERGAYN is literally a gay sex club retard, it's Lab-lite.

the doorman is the gayest of them all, unironically
a fat tattooed pierced old poz faggot punk that grew up in soviet east germany

he has different standards to you or I, in some circles digital penetration is on the same level as a handshake

6969691488, whatsapp me bro

why speed that's for slavs

What the bloody hell is a digital penetration?

There was a poll done of like 8000 homosexuals in the San Francisco bay area and over 70% attested that their first sexual experience with the same sex occurred at 12 or younger, IIRC. It begs the question, who is doing the molesting? Be very aware of these people.

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larp

It's fun, and coincidentally I am from Eastern Europe

Would you fags love me in this look? I know Sven would, not that I care what that incel thinks.

oh okay that's fine then enjoy!

I think it depends on when you go, you still get the new sound thats coming through from the underground right now, just have to get lucky when youre there, about:blank and Griessmuehle are putting on some really wild new artists while the big 2 have nights where they take risks, berghain is the safest of them though. At least tresor has nights where it throws on a handful of new artists. I think berlin scene is good but not amazing like its portrayed, like you said, other cities have have the new sounds and far more of an active underground and communal feeling.

where are you from?

Rape, no joke. Also probably hard drugs and scat. Gay clubs are disgusting shitholes

Because gays eat da poopoo

gays make good music though I think early house music is pretty good shit

but yeah they're probably presenting their gaped assholes to strangers in the dark in those weird clubs and pozzing each other

Best thread on Yea Forums right now

Lithuania, it sounds like nothing and there aren't really many huge Lithuanian names when it comes to dance music (aside from Manfredas and a few others), but it is a thriving scene down here with a very active underground, albeit a bit insular. Kablys club in Vilnius has been dominating with headliners for many years now.

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digits are fingers
penetration is putting inside you

> my degeneracy is normal!

Sounds like a proper good time, long as no one's dicking me I won't get pozzed.

being in L O N D O N i meet a lot of Lithuanian who love underground techno, they always say that the scene over there is real underground and hard to kick off. you should try the paris underground scene or a few places like Jaded, FOLD or electrowerkz in london sometime.

I hope it gets bulldozed over, sounds absolutely horrid and hipster to the max.

Should I go to Sven and say 'auftragseingang, achtung, du bist ein faggot'?

Digital Tsunami, the Lithuanian misfits, host parties at The Waiting Room sometimes, but I've never been there. If you haven't been up to date with them (they're a podcast/promotional platform/group of DJs hosting their own festival etc), I recommend you check them out and visit them when they're in your vicinity.

Nobody is saying it's normal

You want to go where everybody knows

Your name

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>stop falling for tourist traps, stop being degenerates and stop shitting up my city even more

oh no, what an awful thing to say...

Berlin should just be nuked for good

Yo bros what say we hit Berghain and then Baden Baden for some glorious exhibition?

Go back to the MDE subreddit you legit retard

I'm from Finland and the ug scene here is small, so the Lithuanian one must be tiny. Even in Stockholm the scene seemed pretty small.

So in europe it's Paris, London, Amsterdam or Berlin? No love for nordics or south?

more common than you think. imagine wanting to be associated with the total shitstain carnival ride that is the LGBT community in 2019.

Instead of Dresden, the allys should have bombed Berlin to the ground and salted the earth. I say this as a german.

>nordics
There are some illegal raves, but the legal scene is horrible.

>German wanting fascism
wew

>he's never heard of finger aids

See you there one day anons! If you see me in my eye of horus makeup and bottomless outfit just quote this thread and I'll suck you off like no one else ever would, that's a promise ~

>d-d-dont insult for being a degenerate that eats shit

>illegal raves
Yeah exactly, only been on those in Finland and Stockholm. Hence the small scenes.

have fun man

Same bro I'm like the old Greeks where they're loving family men with strong virtuous values who just get funky with the boys on the side

youtu.be/eMx28o3pZco

It is as depraved and ugly as it can be. Vid related is a video from inside during a show. Absolutely disgusting.

> Hangnail

> Butt+

> Die

I'll be there every week and when I see you I will get you banned from the entire country.

Danke user, I shall.

Kek isn't Berlin and it's fucked up degenracy for the time why national socialists got the social support of people back in the day?

Be sure to expel the rest of the crowd too since everyone's gonna be having gay sex

Just checked them out, thanks for the suggestion but I am into way harder stuff, 135bpm minimum and up to 180bpm normally.

Those four cities are the most successful in the techno club scenes, other places in Europe have their own scenes but often they are small, Helsinki has its hints but almost every major city is stuck. Copenhagen has an interesting scene with some decent, fresh legal clubbing but unless youre in those 4 major cities, better start doing your own events, finding illegal raves or booking plane tickets. Paris easily has one of the most active illegal rave scenes, Amsterdam has some of the best "big" events, Berlin has some solid events going on at some good clubs and London has a good underground legal scene kicking off with a few places like FOLD pushing it to legal, bigger and high quality while being ran by pure enthusiasts.

I wouldn't say the Lithuanian scene is tiny. The old-heads and people who have been in the scene for many years might say so because they're bored of it, I'm not a newcomer either, but we do have a lot of movements, collectives, top notch club nights, pretty distinguished DJs here. I've seen like pretty much every one of my favourite artists perform here, including Helena Hauff, Vatican Shadow, Phase Fatale, Blush Response etc. Of course these are only headliners from other countries, but it can give you an idea that we're not the middle of nowhere.

Also, this is only speaking about techno, more or less, there are other varied dance music scenes here

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many such cases

I won't do anything to anyone else, I will specifically look for the "intruder" in the eye of horus makeup.
You'll get your phone smashed and be banned

That shit looks so fucking lame and look at all the fucking tourists up front.