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STANNIS

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first for dany skinchanged into drogon before dying

THE TRUE KING

The part of Breaking Bad where the final episode turns into a sitcom out of nowhere 30 minutes into it?

>Be with me user

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Reminder that Jon is a fucking retard

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was anyone else touched when everyone found out about dany's death

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Alright, it had taken long enough. Where is the fanart of Dany and Drogo riding together in the Night Lands?

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Even normies didn't like the ending. It was trash.

Where is the bar's reaction?

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>No end credit scene where Brienne finds Stannis working on a farm in the north and make him Master of War.

JDIMSA

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based

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Who the fuck is the lord of light and what does he want?

>STANNIS
Served the wrong god.

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Why didn’t Season 5 attract more viewers?

reminder to clean your watched threads

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God.
To see people burn.

Think I'll take 2 chickens

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Alright

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Emilia

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red wedding killed the show i blame tullies for this

This truly is A Song of Ice and Fire

I will literally never understand this. How the fuck do you less people watch the episodes in the middle and then more episodes later in the season when they don't have a clue what's going on? I know normies are retarded but like... literally this retarded? I don't get it.

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GODS I WAS A GOOD SHOW THEN

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Nth for Ashara "10 kids Ned" Dayne

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What was the point of this again?

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Women were a mistake

>"You should have gone for the head"

VALED

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I always love waking up after watching a show with Yea Forums or some niggercollide with Yea Forums. I had my watched threads going all the way down to the bottom of the screen a few times...
Like and subscribe to my blog pls

I wish I could serve her glory

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i hate it

Stupid girl. She could have lingered at the edge of the city with the smart boys, and today the seven kingdoms would be hers, her armies would be liberating the world, and she'd be waking Jon three times in the night just to fuck him back to sleep WINE

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Nice tits and she is not wrong.

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Jon is a retard

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She's a closet nerd for even knowing what strategy games are and thinking about how dumb movie war strategies are.

What war, user? The kingdoms are finally at peace and nothing bad will happen ever again. Ever

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>VALED
The virgin Bran
The chad Robin

So a new Season will come in 2 years? Dany is getting revived bros

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Make a "respond to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight" one.

They still need someone to go around and keep order I assume
Also I guess Master of War is responsible for commissioning armors/weapons of Crownlands army and sheit

>literally never understand
Its because people who didn't watch the earlier seasons cave in and watch them on catch up, then resume when the shows are on live like everyone else.
There you go solved the big mystery for you

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It's probably a "oh yeah GoT in is back on, I missed the first few episodes, better catch up for this week's one" sort of deal.

It's getting the star wars treatment. Prequels first, then sequels

She has two of the same tops?

NICE I just found a couple of her leaked nudes :)
A+ nipples, cute and pink and small

>"who has a better story than bran the broken"

the guy who was written off the show for an entire season because they didnt know what to do with him has the best story.

Last episode of Breaking Bad was awful, so they definitely lived down to it.

Deus ex machina desu

So what's the /got/ consensus?

Was the finale an A or an A+?

>Barristan Selmy joined the Kingsguard and cucked himself out of this

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Post them you shitter

fucking this
Remember Bran the "So Boring He Was Removed From A Whole Season"?

Noh.

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She can't wear the tit job one in public.

Where is it?

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NO BRIENNE NO
THINK OF THE MASTER OF COIN'S ADVERTISERS

Based Robin betting perfect nerdie grills

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There's nooo fucking way George could wrap it up in two books, even if they are 1500 page books, even if he could live forever. If he started wrapping it up after ASOS then maybe 7 books would have been a realistic estimate, but he fucking split the "resolution" into AFFC and ADWD which were longer than ever, but instead of actually resolving anything, he fucking kept setting up new shit.

Hell even the preview TWOW chapters (10 out of ~75 shown) are STILL SETTING UP NEW STUFF INSTEAD OF WRAPPING UP PLOT LINES. He never planned on finishing them and is just stalling until he no longer has to.

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kek the season 5 first four episode leaks ruined the pattern

do you remember how agonising that wait was?
Barristan gets stabbed at the end of Ep 4 and we have to wait an entire fucking month to see if he's dead or not.

Who has a better rape policy? Sansa or Bran?

I mean the week by week episode ratings mate, aka how many people watched
it's like this for literally every show in the world throughout history, long before DVRs and on demand

why were /ecg/s deleted? why are jannies like this?

I like that Tyrion stared directly at the camera as he spoke to the audience.

I expect she's in a changing room and wasn't sure which size would fit.

It wasn’t nonsensical

there is one american jannie who doesn't like waifu threads and deletes them all when he wakes up

the first four episodes leaked and everyone watched them
do you not recall?

and he does it for free?

SYMBOLISM YOU FUCKING RETARDED NORMIE, SHE RODE IN ON A BLACK HORSE AND LEFT ON A WHITE HORSE AND NEVER KILLED AGAIN

GOD DAMNIT I SHARE A BOARD WITH LITERALLY FUCKING SUB 80 IQ NORMIES WHO WATCH MARVEL MOVIES I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU

Equal and mutually interdependent. Bran legalizes rape, Sansa builds a nation of post-rape genius-IQ inhabitants

It just dawned on me that the only reason Tyrion spoke with Bran earlier in the season, was to set up this bullshit about Bran having a story.

Not to get any information about the Night King.
Not to understand exactly who the Three Eyed Raven is, and what his ulterior motives might be.
Not to understand the magic that transformed Bran into an omniscient being.
Not to collect information to use against Cersei.

No. The entire point of showing us Tyrion is interested in Bran, was to set up this bullshit.

With Game of Thrones series finale over, here are the rating results.

S8E06, "The Iron Throne", is the lowest rated episode of all time /got/, westeros.org, and IMDB.

S8 is the worst rated season by /got/, at 4.99. S7 and S6 are rated 5.97 and 6.56 respectively.

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Imagine all the shit that could have been prevented had Jon been gay

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he even buys a Yea Forums pass

Nope

I know. I realized this as I typed. But posted anyway, because I knew someone would want to correct me, giving me an easy (You). I'm sick, please forgive me.

DABID, ISN'T THERE A "PALE MARE" IN KL IN TEH BOOKS?
OH YEAH DABID, LET'S ADD ONE RIGHT AFTER THE BATTLE

Is it an F or F-?

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more like ser arthur GORGEOUS amirite lads

it was shit

here' another one, slut

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Looking back BB ending was pretty mediocre to be honest famalams. Nobody remembers it anymore, just a dumb boomer song playing as the dude dies, big whoop

That is very shallow symbolism
Other people think it’s biblical allusion (in a pagan show kek)

I pirated the first few seasons then (begrudgingly) watched with my friends on one of their HBO accounts

the finale was good though. The long night was the dissapointing episode

I haven't fapped yet today what do

here

It's empty symbolism. I want a better reason to justify this garbage. The horse scene must have been 3 minutes long, it was excruciating.

BRAVO VINCE

Why can you gotfags admit BB won?

Can someone edit the ASOIAF book to say "/got/" on the cover?

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>Your grace, perhaps an Eva unit 02 will be more appropriate

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Nobody should be surprised that Jon became a subservient beta for Daenerys. It was foreshadowed by his man bun.

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also the first two filler episodes

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Every time an action takes place or does not take place, an amount of parallel universe is created, with one alternative option at least.

Guys, I'll buy some real estate and get a good job.
After I've saved the necessary amount of money, when I'm old and basically have nothing more to see, but death, when the technology is advanced enough, I'll buy myself a freezer where they put my brain in, my organs, perhaps even my entire body, to conserve my memory and consciousness and save it on a USB stick in case something happens.

When they're able to transfer my mind into another human body, as soon as we're able to travel through time and space, I'll begin a new life.

I'll spend all my energy and resources to become part in a project of my choice.

I will travel the four dimensional continuum, in search for the one timeline where Stannis wins the Game of Thrones, even if it is a chance of 1 out of 14,000,605.


I will then travel there and I will then create an alternate timeline, in 2015 of our timeline, where I will show you the one timeline where Stannis wins.
I will then proceed to reassure that this timeline happens and is experienced by all of you, the one where Stannis' victory is viewed over HBO, where all of the Western world bows to Stannis.

Until then, you must Stannispost.

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>the Winter didn't matter
>the Others didn't matter
>the Wall didn't matter
>the gods didn't matter
>the prophecies didn't matter
>the dragons didn't matter
>the direwolves didn't matter
>magic returning to the world didn't matter
>warging didn't matter
>greenseeing didn't matter
>time travel didn't matter
>facechanging didn't matter
>the resurrections didn't matter
>Ned's honor didn't matter
>Jon's sacrifice didn't matter
>Dany's journey didn't matter
>Tyrion's smarts didn't matter
>the history didn't matter
>the houses didn't matter
>the maesters didn't matter
>the worldbuilding didn't matter
>internal consistency didn't matter

>there's still a king
>there's still a throne
>there are still the Seven Kingdoms and lords and ladies
>there is still nepotism and unqualified people in positions of power
>there is still suffering and slavery and hunger
>everyone in power bumblefucked their way into in through sheer luck
>the man who could've brought on the technological revolution is dead
>all the Stark kids are retards
>the last Targaryen is banished to die childless
>the last Lannister actually managed to fool everyone and caused countless deaths, got rewarded for it
>Essos is worse off than it was for all we know
>it was all for nothing

Jon = Gay

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the man bun ran through the Stark family for generations

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why does this look so retarded is he holding her up on his knee or something

>the finale was good though.
i actually liked the episode until Drogon flew away with Dany's body.
it had so much dialog, bet double of all the episodes of S8 combined. not saying it was good or awesome but still so much better than literally no word at all. Tyrion had some good lines while Jon was a whimpering faggot who cannot act for shit. i'm so glad that Kit's career is over

aaaagghhhh i will do my duty

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Can’t*

True. Show died at that episode. Everything else was just for laughs

think for a moment. the burning of KS was so stupid, so unnecessary, that Dany's entire army could get chronic obstructive pulmonary diseases just by standing there, breathing in the ash floating through the air.

Tell me about good writing.

Wait a moment, who were the Others?

Can someone please post that pic of Kit Harrington as jon snow in sunglasses?

Do you unironically think anyone ever on this planet rewatched BB? Honestly? It was fine but the circlejerk is retarded.

>>there's still a king
>>there's still a throne
>>there are still the Seven Kingdoms and lords and ladies
Exactly the part that was supposed to be stay.

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>Last episode of Breaking Bad was awful
imagine being this contrarian

Poor Emilia, spent her best years playing such a shit character, that she wasn't well suited for. She could have made so many rom coms throughout her twenties. So bubbly, and cute, and wasted.

Reminder that the 10/75 TWoW chapters that were released by GRRM were chapters cut from ADwD which was published in 2011.

That means 15% of TWoW is already released.

This means GRRM has ~1200 pages to write for TWoW, in the past 8 years. This means that GRRM only had to write a total of 40% of a single page a day to get TWoW out in 2018.

Reminder that GRRM writes LESS than 40% of a page a day.

i forgot how hard they butchered areo hotah. up there in stannis and night king tier for ruined character.

which one of you was this

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yes retard

Godspeed you magnificent bastard

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So this is the only finale we'll ever get isn't it?

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I did and it was better than this shit

this is some jussie smolett shit

>April
>14 first two digits
>88 last two digits
It was /pol/

was he the worst Stark ever? he was the first to make political marriages. the Norf should've minded his own fucking business and most importantly NEVER SULLY YOUR GENES WITH A TULLY ffs

except he write other books and is working on the prequels and for other shows in the meantime, but yes, the fat fuck was slow nonetheless

>>the last Targaryen is banished to die childless
Yeah, I'm sure Jon is going north of the wall to live a life of Celibacy...

Thick black bush

>the man who could've brought on the technological revolution is dead
I might be retarded but who are we talking about here?

>There's still the 7 Kingdoms
Wrong. The North seceded.

Yeah and they all got BTFO'd.

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If he was going to ignore his orders and be dishonorable, he would've never left in the first place

Qyburn

Pls? I forgot to save it cuz I’m a tard

>the first to make political marriages
Cregan Stark was also pretty autistic about marrying someone important

Qyburn

He's involved in 5 different spin-offs across 3 different networks. He's also working with 2 gaming companies.

He doesn't have to get involved with any of those side projects, except he doesn't want to complete TWoW.

>Kingslayer stabs the back
>Queenslayer stabs the belly

Does this mean anything? Discuss this with your group.

>What was the point of this again?
Bran sent a horse to pick his sister up.

imagine being unable to read a fucking chart holy shit. And having the absolute balls to think you know what you're talking about. retard.

>he "came" the entire way down
Based

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>Vale
>Riverlands
>Iron islands
>King's lands
>Stormlands
>Reach
>West
sounds like 7 to me

It's just /got/ under a different name.

This?

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>It's a "showrunners once again lampshade that they made the Iron Throne too small compared to how it's described in the books" scene

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>Riverlands
>Kingdom
lmao look at this dood

i will name my firstborn stannis

look at those chicken legs

if you were stuck on a desert island with him there'd be no point in killing him for food because all you'd have is some fucking bones

i have 1000+ GoT threads saved in bookmarks from this season
and that's not generals just random GoT threads

Jon Dindu Nuthin Snow telling people to deal with it.

Cheers! Thanks mate!

It refers to the original 7 kingdoms
But at the same time Aegon didn't care about getting Dorne in the first place so I don't see why they have to rename them to 6 kingdoms

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>If he was going to ignore his orders and be dishonorable, he would've never left in the first place
Uh... wut?

Crownlands is not a kingdom in itself. It was always disputed territory, before Targaryens

What happened in Season 5 ep 7?

I'll be waiting patiently. And I thank you for all your efforts. Justice must be done.

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because a bunch of the stuff in the middle made no difference anyway. You could probably watch seasons 1-4 and then skip everything until the last part of season 7. Sure there are a few storythreads that are still open but the conclusion to Stannis, Littlefinger and so on was shitty anyway so them just being out of the picture is nothing suprising.

>If he was going to ignore his orders and be dishonorable, he would've never left in the first place
If he didn't leave he would have died.

youtube.com/watch?v=BkI6c-a_eRA
What did he mean by this?

Why

> ....
I bet it was some old fuck

it really looks like a kingdom

Viserys!

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How did the showrunners ruin the Night King?

Does anybody have that power ranking image that’s really extensive? Has 20 good men in one of the top tiers I believe.

He was kinda hot

>Why
Well, at least the Unsullied were acting like that.

It's not like repopulating the north with your dick is such a cruel fate.

Turned him into an Emperors Royal Guard

I liked it, fight me Danyfag

Stabbing a man is inherently homoerotic, and therefore you must fuck his behind
Queens have vaginas and usually don't like it in the bum

bravo D&D

he went Beyond the Wall to build a kingdom run by a line with claims on the North and the Iron Throne
they were retarded to not kill him

Why did the last 4 kings/queen have the exact same haircut

Cant take the chance, have to answer

The wrong Targ died in that tent.

so how many fucking kingdoms are there? no matter how i look at it even by ignoring KL as a kingdom the nomenclature seems wrong

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just finished with the last episode. I didn't expect much but that was horrible

one of the worst final seasons I've ever watched. fuck

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Where were you when you realised Eddard and his spawn were all honourless cretins who deserved every ill in the world? Imagine telling everyone with a straight face you killed the sword of the morning when in reality another one of your fellow bandits stabbed him from behind.

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>aaagh save me rhaeger

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I think it's supposed to be Seven Kingdoms (ignoring Crownlands) + Dorne

the Iron Isles and Riverlands are one kingdom and the Crownlands don't count

yep, and even if that fat fuck finishes the books there's a high probability that it will be as shitty as the show ending was.

Tadaimaa~
Actual queen coming thru!

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False flag. Too many insults. /pol/ would of just typed 'N'.

This is what I did. I read the books, so I wasn't completely lost

Bitch

Doesn't a small council electing a king more seceptiable to corruption, collusion and scheming? I dont understand why they claim they have broken a wheel.
Having a birthright system like before seems more stable. It's like they've gone backwards.

this isn't even reddit, it's like ebaumsworld
why would you even save this

I think it was an honor thing. He wanted everyone, including Ashara to know he had an honorable death instead of stabbed in the back by some frogfag.

More like incredibly hot

>unqualified people in positions of power
take that Yea Forums

It’s called the Seven Kingdoms because when Aegon conquered, the Ironborn owned the Riverlands and the Crownlands were disputed territory.

maybe originally, when harrenhal was a thing
what's the point on basing on a dated nomenclature a new wrong nomenclature
iron islands and riverlands have been separated for a long time

>I dont understand why they claim they have broken a wheel.
this. the new (((system))) doesn't make any fucking sense
BRABO DABID can't wait for their Star Wars abortions

he didn't talk about it at all for a reason m8

>People think Dragon cunt was right in the head after she willingly watched this shit

It even looked like she got wet there

*retarg
It's in the blood.

Would someone really die so fast from that?

Breaking Bad's ending, to me, it fell completely flat. It was great until about the halfway point of s5, then it turned into a different series. It was like vince gilligan got to the edge, and walked away.

Walter does an uncharacteristic 180 back into a 'good' guy, they inserted generic bad guys in so that walter didn't have to stoop to that level (like the show had been building to), everyone lived but hank, and jesse got to survive cuz of fan service.

It was fan service the ending. It didn't fit with BB, it felt out of place, and kinda tarnished the series for me. It moved it from a top 5 show all time to a top 10ish show. It's still somewhere in the top 10, but the idea of it top 3-5 is laughable to me after that limp wiener of an ending. Vince didn't have the guts to challenge his fans by going all the way with it, he gave them Breaking bad the disney ending. /eyeroll.

Regardless, it's a great series and the acting is great even if the show did fall apart in the final act for me and many others. People want a happy ending way too much, and BB gave it to them even if it was out of place within the story. BB peaked with Gustavo's death moment, even s5 was great until hank found out and then it went downhill so fast it was almost shocking.

As far as TV endings go, Six Feet Under remains the king by such a wide margin i don't think it can be topped. SFU is a very underrated series to begin with, but that ending was utter perfection.

Is it possible to cure retargation?

EXCUSE ME
I'll have you know I saved it from imgur, linked to from a thread on 9gag, which was linked to me from a friend who found it on reddit.

it fries your brain so yes

D&D didn't let me down tho. It started becoming a shit show in s5 and lost all the fun with s7 getting rid off all the gratuitous nudity because of the sansa rape outrage. I only stuck with it because the train wreck was too entertaining to miss and the ending fit perfectly.

Finale wasn't so bad.
The last couple of seasons have been terrible though.

...

>Westeros has like 200 unique houses and constant infighting
>Finale shows like 5 major houses and three vassals for some reason
>Nobody mentions that with this powervacuum there will be a mad dash for the throne
>Nobody questions how the 50 different vassals of the reach accept Bronn as the ruler of the greatest castle on the continent
>Nobody questions why the fuck the entire power of the reach and Dorne didn't slam down on Cersei after her coup

It's all so tiresome

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This. But I'd also think young Ned would wanna save face in front of Ashara.
Love makes you do stupid things to build yourself up

Only death can cure retargation.

to be fair, a lot of those are unanswered questions rather than plot points. They can be incorporated / combined into actual events that resolve/answer questions and move the plot along. He'll never finish the books, though. Hell, the show didn't finish the show. It literally ended like a massive season-ender. Only a handful of characters got closure. The rest are set up for specific continuations in a very open-ended way, including Danaerys.

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Fuck, for half the series everyone thought he was dead.

This ending was a HUGE let down.

in case ya wanna see the details there

Based

Don't know. If the gold melts through the skull then it'll melt your brain and kill you.
If it doesn't then I don't know if it could kill you. You'd want to be dead, for sure. There's no way it won't burn all the skin and flesh off your head.
It's a pretty agonizing death.

>Sansa builds a nation of post-rape genius-IQ inhabitants
So THATS where the Dothraki went...

DELETE THIS

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Damn it feels good knowing BB is still the best show of all time

He just said that he fought him and that he almost died, never directly said he beat him but since he was alive everyone assumed LOL

BRAVO VINCE

From having your neural pathways rearanged and ripped apart by sudden thermal devastation?
Just keep in mind gold's melting point is around 1k°C, go from 34 to that in a couple of seconds and yeah, it's fast.

Delete this right fucking now.

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But yes, great council should have all important houses of each kingdom at least, ideally maybe even everyone owning some land

Westerlands
Stormlands
The Reach
The Vale
The North
Isles & Rivers
Dorne

I have no goddamn idea why Yara chose to follow Bran, she planned to become Queen of the Iron Islands afterall and managed to do so, until she fucked it up.
>>Riverlands
>Kingdom
It's a meme that was started by D&D horrible's writing, when Bobby told us making the eight was about all the seven kingdoms and the Riverlands, which is false, because it's actually the Crownlands (where King's Landing lies) that are not a kingdom.

Riverlands have a history and were a kingdom before Aegon conquered them, it were the Crownlands, which pose the border between the Reach, Riverlands, Stormlands and the Vale, that he chose to use as his personal land, because it was so close to Dragonstone.

Now that the dust is settled can we all agree seasons 5-8 are fan fiction and won't happen in the books?

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>ratings
Ah, yes... Internet "ratings". Nearly as reliable as polling.

So was you're mom's pussy but i still banged that.
Stop whinging fag

Even better
>North has lowest number of Houses of all kingdoms
>in the show it's the only kingdom with more than two houses

why did Stannis have to die

That whole ironborn and paying the iron price thing just got swept under the rug.

That's surprisngly high IQ level powermove.
I want her to teach me how to make armor too.

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>whinging

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nah, more or less the same stuff will happen but with more consistency
finale should be different tho

Jon Snow is a fag for not joining Dany and railing her right there on the Iron Throne

This was the worst ending ever

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so Jon could have his plot

Yeah, the entire S8 is 10/10. Everybody is upset for some reason, when GoT is fucking epic bros.

>why did Stannis have to die

Ignore D&D fan fiction

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If the prereleased chapters were from adwd, that means he could well have written nothing of wow, not 15%, you utter retard

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Have sex

Because YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

those knees...are pretty red my queen
would you mind explaining why

fpbp

Reminder that the people bashing the last couple episodes are the exact same pieces of shit that bitched during the Sansa/Ramsay shit in season five not over shoehorning Sansa into Theons story but because “they made Sansa’s rape about Theon!” And that they gave him too much screen time in HIS OWN STORY

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Cutest psycho!

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>why did Stannis have to die
Because the Lord of Light's plan failed.

>utter retard
Talking about yourself?

>15% of TWoW is already released
Was the original quote, nowhere does it say GRRM has written anything.

hes a cripple why would he have muscles on his legs. his dedication to his character is amazing

This has to be fake news

>stannis
>dead

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>Cutest psycho!
nope

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You have to understand that normies do not consume media with the direct intention of enjoying the artform, they consume it to obtain social lubricant for their next meaningless conversations with other NPCs. The enjoyment of the story is secondary to the subconscious need for acceptance and social interaction. Hence, "turn your brain off bro lol."

Help me, I need a Live Khaleesi!
See you next season fuckers

>it wasn't Bran warging into that faggot ass drogon
>bran actually became the kang
>sitcom ending after drogon flew away

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>Let Dothraki rape the entirety of Westeros' women
>They all become super geniuses
>All men eventually become extinct because women are way too smart
>"AlL MeN MusT DiE: buT wE'Re NoT mEN"
>Shouts of "YASSSSSSSSSS QUEEF YASS GURLLL" intensify
POTTERY
NOW THIS IS (((WOKE))) WRITING
FUND THIS SEQUEL NOW HBO

Your greasy fingers are moving and you're complaining about something. That's whinging.
fag

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I didn’t even watch the last 3 episodes

yeah, the riverlands had many kings long ago, but were not their own thing at the conquest. Also, Dorne wasn't a kingdom nor part of the conquered. And the crownlands as a kingdom kinda makes the actual king on the same level as the other lords. the whole "7 kingdoms" is stupid.

Hightowers would definitely start shit

It isn't.
Could you name me some bannermen within the Crownlands?
There aren't any powerful Houses there, just the Royal House, some noblemen, knights, and the nearby Houses of the Islands off-coast. That's why they're called Crownlands, they belong to the crown and its servants.
Iron islands are independant from the crown, the Crownlands are a direct posession of the king.
You see, traditionally the Iron Islands are not a kingdom, but they call themselves lord-reapers (reaping what the mainland sows) and are associated with the crown, though not fully dependant and often commit small raids, even during peace time.

That relation is going to continue, as they are six kingdoms, not an additional kingdom and Yara's promise of abolishing the old way are now nulified, because of Daenerys' death.

>"This came out of nowhere"
>This is your brain on showfag

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Get preston'd scrublords

Google: Szlachta, also read how that ended for the Polish - Lithuanian Commonwealth

>I didn’t even watch the last 3 episodes

You shouldn't. This whole season was fan fiction.

I-I spent hours cleaning all that disgusting T*rgshit blood in the throne room's floor i can explain!

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Not being contrarian. The episode before the last one was of the best episodes of any TV show I've ever seen. Unfortunately last episode was ridiculous with machine guns popping out of trunks of cars and shit.

Well put.

Yeah, there's been hints of it but I feel as the series went on she became D&D's writers pet and they tried toning down some off her negatives.

Why do I forget these characters. Fucking stupid brains

I honestly don't know if you just tried to make up a word or you really are that retarded. I'm not even the guy you were talking with, I just saw your spelling error.

>Iron islands are independant from the crown,

Or they WERE

Why the fuck is Yara now voting for who the new King is?

You think GoT was hard to follow?

Why would every question be answered?
Literally never happens.

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CAN YOU FUCK OFF PRESTON

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based dabid

Who has the energy to read some slut's tldr tumblr post? I bet you do though. Your crazy ass probably dissected every word.

this is some serious reddit shit

ANGEL BLUUUE
pleb

>writes in the kingsguard book in ink
>immediately closes the book after
>someone’s gonna open the book to jaimes page and it’s going to be covered in smudges

logicfags btfo

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The Rape happened in episode 6, which scared off some viewers

Would this guy gave easily won?

It wasn’t awful

Not even him but gtfo where you came from esl

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KEK salsa vapes

Thanks for the chuckle, lads.

Deluge when?

So was her being a liberator of Slaver's bay just an act? Was she in reality just a power hunger tyrant?

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V A PE NA T I O N

That is not how writing works

based

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>lampshade
an easter egg type reference for bookfags is not a "lampshade", numbnuts. Stop being a mary sue.

>you now remember charles dance did this
youtube.com/watch?v=TbwroS0YP54

clean version

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>british "people"

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"I have to go now, my planet needs me." - Greyworm

That's a quote from the fucking show you mong

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Someone post some futuristic Qyburn inventions

So what was the story of this season? Did any of the fan theories come true?
Season 7 was so shit I didn't even bother watching this one

he was quoting the hound

Wait...
So what was Bran's tax policy???

...

/got/

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Did you not see him rig the gun? He literally just put a huge gun in the car he was taking to talk to the rednecks so he could suicide them all? Better than whatever GoT came up with BrBa is almost goat, one of the goat.

she was a liberator
to her power was a mean, not the final end

...

Oh sorry, I don't speak bong. I didn't know you spell it as "whinge". Must be one of those "color-colour" things.

thx

Not him, but I never heard the word "Whinge" or "Whinging" until earlier this year. Granted, I don't get out much. But no one says that in America, so I doubt I'd hear it if I got out any more.

But it's definitely odd that I've been browsing this site for years and years now. And only just this year have I ever read the word. It must be growing in popularity in the UK or something.

>IGOTI
What did he mean by this?

Magical Terminators running a faulty program turning them not only against their intended target but also their creators, then putting them into standby mode for 8000 years before running the same program again.

Why doesnt Jon confront Dany on the fact that she attacked AFTER the bells rung? Nobody does in this episode.

>you could cut out seasons 5, 6, and 7 and the show would be fine.
This. They fucked up tremendously by stalling Danaerys in Mereeen, not doing a time skip for Season 5, then giving the endgame events more room to breathe.

fuck

>”I have to go now, my planets sneeds me”

fair, i'll actually read next time maybe

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>How did the showrunners ruin the Night King?
They ran out of time and were forced to reduce their threat to that of an epic wildling raid. It was an entirely local event and all the metaphysical / mythological shit and prophecy was totally gutted from the show in order to make more room for moving the characters along.

>/GOT/
/got/.

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The nerve of these stupid jews. Sansa actress Sophie Turner probably sucked their tiny dicks so that she gets best ending for her snake Sansa.

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Can't have been solid gold though, unless the Dothraki cook their soup at 1k degrees Celsius.

Emilia come to my place today, Manhattan, Tribeca, dress like Daenerys, we gonna fuck hard.

damn based danyfag seething

Black Aly impressed him a shit ton. Though not of the north, she'd fit right in. And she used his infatuation to accomplish her goals.

They were significantly better than the first three. Basically season six level crap instead of season seven level worse crap.
Way less fan fiction than it’s been in awhile, at least the last two. Bran the Broken is absolutely GRRM’s type of cringe, especially the kind he thought up early on.
I clearly found it on Yea Forums