When is Colin Jost going to break away from SNL and focus on his solo career?

Andy Sandberg

>Scarlett Johannsen is settling

Jesus, how high are your standards?

Oh you mean that youtube guy from 2011

>single moms who chopped of their tits and are way past their prime would ever make his list

Lmao pathetic

When you live in a hysterical land from being forever lonely, your standards go past the stratosphere

She's 34 and has a child by someone else
He could be fucking prime qts. That's all im saying.
Prime Scarlet was kino obviously.

lol his face

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have sex incel

Pretty much. He grew up in a rich Staten Island neighborhood.

>2011
Zoomer detected. The Lonely Island first hit big with Lazy Sunday back in 2006 when YouTube was in its infancy.

Look how generic he is. Lol he’ll never have anything other than snl because there are millions of American men who look exactly like him and probably are funnier/better performers

have a child roastie

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>implying
He’s one of the head writers on SNL. He’ll get hooked up with lucrative screenwriting gigs for the rest of his career. You sound like a bitter faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=beIKeOHtVNg

>criticising a guy for settling for a single mom mean you're a virgin!
no it means I have standards and only fuck women who haven't pumped out babies already. Now get back to twitter roastie.

BASED

who did she have a kid with

some french guy romaine she was married to
she was married to ryan reynolds before that

>typical incel posturing
lmao you’ve never even touched a woman

sure pal

Why you getting so pissed about some guy marrying a roastie, it's not like they're going to last more than 2 years.
Unironically have sex

My girlfriend would disagree. ;)
Keep seething.

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Might be from Eastern Europe. ScarJo is 6/10 here.

Talk about coping for your pathetic life.
She's definitely a 2/10 and wouldn't bang.

Cause we're on Yea Forums and I like shitting on east coast nu-males.
34 y/o single mother ScarJo is 6/10 in US too. These idiots are liberal cucks defending her.

what was prime ScarJo

I wouldn't say 2/10, but Colin can get way better and younger women. Calling me pathetic won't bring your daddy back.

Match point

>These idiots are liberal cucks defending her.
Wew really tipping your hand there friend.

My dad is still around and just gave me $10k to go to Vegas for another fun getaway weekend. How's your shit life roodey poo?

"would bang" and "would date/marry" are 2 different things, idiot.
Wouldn't expect an incel like you to know shit about incel culture.
>tipping your hand
learn English Jamal

Idk she may not be as good as her prime but I still fap to her pretty regularly

>still unironically using terms like “liberal cucks” almost halfway through 2019
Come on bro.

My life is good. :)
I have a dad who's got money as well, but I've never been to Vegas. Is it worth going to?

Learn idioms dipshit

Why is Hulk Hogan screaming at a wall?

It is as long as you stay away from country music festivals

back to /pol/

A Love Song for Bobby Long

Cool. Might visit some casinos.
Back to discord.

the mob-era casinos are long gone, it just family-fun sugarcoated shit now

Don't use discord

>marrying a single mother who became that way on a trip to a foreign country

Lmao ultimate cuck

Lazy Sunday didn't just hit it big on Youtube, they fucking made that website. All the other video sites that were competing with it at the time took it down immediately, so everyone else ended up sharing Youtube links with each other.

Anyways, Sudeikis, Samberg, Hader, Forte, Armisen, Meyers, and Wiig all left within like a year of each other and SNL has been fucking awful since, only getting by on DRUMPF and teen girls crushing on that guy who fucked Arianna Grande.

Exactly. Look at all these virgins ITT defending her honor though.

>>went to Harvard
>>works at SNL
>>good looking, white
>>settles for a post wall single mom
>What a fuckin idiot.
You forgot to mention he's gay and needs a beard. It worked for Ryan Reynolds.

You might be right.
My bad.

Lol someone post him smiling lol

>Who is the last person to ever have a real career after SNL
>Bill Hader I guess but he's a total B-lister
"real career" can mean lots of things, but:
Amy Poehler
Tina Fey
Will Ferrell
Andy Samberg
Adam Sandler
Chris Rock
Eddie Murphy
...

>last person
all these people left before bill
amy schumer was never in the snl cast

All the ones calling scarlett a roastie or single mom will never get a girl as good looking or even as successful (rich too) as her.

The island.

Everyone is laughing at some sperg for going out of his way to deem a woman who is so far out of his league that they're not playing the same sport as undateable. The sour grapes is possibly the oldest cope.

>rich Staten Island neighborhood
wot?

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Out of our league maybe but clearly not out of this guys league. A poor decision is poor

You can meme all you want but that is the reality.
All these jokes are making you deluded.

All girls under 25 is more attractive than her. We can see past makeup and plastic surgery

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I know him from wrestling!!

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>all girls under 25 look better
>we
You haven't seen the real world. Get out and find for yourself.