Have shrex

Have shrex.

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have onions

For fuck sakes, I actually laughed my ass off for a few minutes...what the fuck is happening to me

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what does shrex feels like?

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ba gof swamp

same, Yea Forums it's making our IQ drop

have sex

How could you laugh at a time like this?

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HAV SÆX DONKEH

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>Whips out 30 foot big green shrock making your average wh*te boi dick look comically puny in comparison.
>Rams your tight ass like a stubborn jackass wanting to rut
>My ogre cock is so big it comes out of your mouth
>blast gallons of sticky swamp juice in your boi pucci until you explode
>Poop, and onion juice splatter all over the room
Just did, laddie

>shrex
I'd love some Chex with a huge load of Shrek semen mixed in.

Ah Neva wan'ed ta AV secks. Neva av

AAAHAHAHAAA NIGGA U A FOOL FO DAT NIGGA !

based

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GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO HAVE SEX

Why couldn't they have left Fiona looking like a cute princess anyway?
Can they not accept a monster having a loving relationship with a princess?

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Sneed

Is there a full picture? For research.

A daring synthesis.

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Because it's parodying shit like beauty and the beast. The transformation is the opposite.