THIRTY SEVEN

THIRTY SEVEN
MY GIRLFRIEND HAS SUCKED 37 DICKS

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wasnt funny then isnt funny now

In a row?

IN a row? Like a clown at the fairgrounds?

TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!

No time for love Docta Jones!

Dante knew about the eternal roastie before it was common knowledge.

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redpill me on clerks

This line will never not be funny.

Fuck normies, fuck thots, fuck people who don't appreciate trap porn

pretty good movie, I thought it was funny and the soundtrack is pretty kickass

Clerks was a decent film for what it was. It was fun to watch and set the tone for Smith's career. To me it's kind of emblematic of craft film making, something that lots more people should be trying their hands at now that you can shoot and edit basically for free.

If you can get some friends together and make a fun movie even if it's not extremely long, and really try your best, you might have a popular hit on your hands. Getting a studio to notice might be another task but these days you don't really need them anyway. Starting small worked for Raimi, Lucas, Smith...

I'm glad my current gf isn't like that, but if things were different I might find it hot in a twisted way with a different girl.

Kevin Smith has a weird obsession woth cuckoldry. This part and "Chasing Amy"
I feel like he's trying to say something.

hmmm

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In a row?

>cuckoldry
now gfs having previous partners is being cucked? Cmon incel

It's about as good a movie you can make considering the restraints in terms of finances, time, access, etc.

Mallrats was better

>friends

You mean coworkers?

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That's not exactly cuckoldry.

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>t.roastie

Not quite, but thot acceptance is a gateway drug to it.

it certainly is in the same ballpark.
if you married a girl who'd been with 300 guys before she settled for you, people would absolutely laugh at you behind your back.
I think any girl who's had more than 5 partners is already flirting with sluthood.

It's funny for 13yo virgins
Now it's ultracringe

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She'd be damaged goods too, not someone you'd want to marry. Just pump'n'dump, with a rubber.

I'm in my 30s, getting tougher to meet somebody my age who isn't past the 5 mark. Girls I was with in my 20s who were beneath it then have passed it now

He warned us, yet succumbed to her in the end despite having wisdom. What lesson should we take from this?

lol people repeating the word "dicks" is funny

Kevin Smith is mostly unfunny but this was pretty good

That what 20's are for. Forget that old roastie with 3 kids b.s. I'm in it for me.

He meant himself. He was the one doing it.

>Everytime I taste 36 other guys
kino

TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT