Dune

Yall niggas aint ready

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There is no way this hack fraud can make a good Dune movie.

It's miscast and will not be long enough. You need 6 hours to tell Dune correctly. It's a monster novel.

KINO PER YEAR

It will be visually nice at least

But to be honest i think the 80's version nailed the aesthetics.

Men who were scarves outside of sub zero temperatures are always pretentious faggots.

The miscast is particularly worrying. Very evident and shows they're already on the wrong track. I'm expecting Dune "lite" maybe even worse than Dune 2000

I agree. Villeneuve's heyday is over. His run ended with BR2049, which was good but not on the level of his previous films. I am expecting this to be a slick, clinical dud because of the miscasting and it will have no energy/soul to it.

This better be bait. He is probably the best working (big budget) director right now.

that’s a very short list

Reminder that Lynch's cut was like 4 hours long and the studio fucked him, taking the movie away and recutting it to like 1hr 45 mins. Despite the special fx limitations of the day, and the minor changes to the story, Lynch's casting and aesthetic were fucking boss.

Implying the Lynch version isn't a masterpiece

Ready for more generic overbudget trash, why don't they fund Alex Garland for big sci fi projects?

Because he's not sucking their dick is why

>Nu-Dune featuring House KANGZ
yeah i'm not gonna bother. Casting is atrocious

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I love it and own it on blu-ray, but it could have been much better if Lynch have been given final cut.

Sure no doubt, I think it's worth pointing out DESPITE being forced to cut it up it still kicks ass

Unlike the bloated generic cgi shit that's coming down the pipe

>There is no way this hack fraud can make a good Dune movie.

Wasn't there just a Dune movie released this weekend?

WHY DO YOU THINK I CAME ALL THIS WAY?

Mmmm ... At least, a dude & buddies successfully got two part deal. Don’t you think it provides enough time & space to do least of adaptation job ?

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Agree but it’s the two part deal, user. The combined running time would become more or less of four freakin hours, tho...

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I hope they learn something outta how Steven pulled whole things off at considerably reasonable price when he made “Jurassic Park”.

I think Denis is just convinced that more money equals better movie

I mean, eh, if he'll manage to show the internal thought process of the characters somehow in action, then the movie won't have to be that long.

Bladerunner 2049 is his only good film and even that I owe to the talent the franchise attracted and not to him

It had potential but the script was shit for what he was trying to do

yes, I'm not ready to see timmy in tight latex stillsuit

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>Bladerunner 2049 is his only good film

Yikes

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I'm so proud they're shooting it in my smelly little eastern-european city. Now all these hollywood people can experience what a shithole this country this.

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It'll be slow and pretentious. I'm not ready for a borefest.

>hurr durr canadian hack bad
>hurr durr cast bad
>hurr durr y Chani no good white girl
>implying Herbert didn't picture the Fremen as a middle eastern desert tribe

Yea Forums is so dissappointing, even if you know they're contrarian for the sake of it. The cast is fine, not perfect, but you gotta make some compromises when adapting a novel. Irulan will be waifu enough for you /pol/fags. Also, at the very least, you could be excited that some halfway decent director attempts a project like this instead of churning out just another marvel flick.

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yeah my dick is absolutely ready

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I wish this was actually the tagline

Even Lynch doesnt like it

I legitimately don't think Denis is capable of making a bad movie. I have zero doubts that Dune is going to be amazing. I'm looking forward to it so hard bros.

Oh, I'M READY!

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pls sauce me up user

Boobie Jesserit

Have fun user. Try not to jack off all at once while playing the game.

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Will it be a bulge kino?

> WHERE ARE MY SUPER HEROS AND SPLOSIONS WAHHHHH

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>DUNE: Yall Niggas Aint Ready
KEK

it will be two parts

where is that user?

I thought they were shooting it in Jordan?

*sigh*
I'm gonna have to read those fucking books aren't I?

They are doing some desert stuff in Jordan but most of it is being filmed in Budapest.

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Jordan and Budapest is what wiki says.

Who has been miscast?

I really want this movie to succeed because I love Dune but I make no mistake of hoping for it to be kino.

It'll be good enough for the cheeto dust Yea Forumsermin. And that's his core audience.

Just follow the pic user and read those books suggested.
You'll be fine.

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I only read the first but it was good. The plot is somehow generic in the overall sense, but the details make for a really vivid atmosphere.I mean, wouldn't you want to team up with some radical desert nomads to overthrow a feudal empire and restore the glory of your house?

Does Dune count as normalfaggotry? If normies liked the books, I hope this show absolutely destroys the lore, mixing up the Bene Gesserit, Ix, gholas, etc, not even mentioning core concepts like the OC Bible or the Butlerian Jihad, and so on. If normies won't seethe, I hope they respect the lore.

"Normies" mostly don't read though. They'll become fans after the movie comes out and hop on the Frank Herbert bandwagon.

Then I hope they will stick to the source material. Lynch was relatively respectful.

Thanks for the pic babyboy

>hack
he is unironiacally the greatest director of all time surpassing other greats like Nolan

Thank you for saying this, sir. I'd give you gold but I'm fucking homeless.

>where are my slow walks and long stares
Stop taking a photo of yourself to share

If dubs dune will go down as the greatest film in history and make $3 billion

No dubs :(

How about these

Fuck

Beggin ya to grow an IQ, zoomie

how about THESE TRIPS???????

check'em

Pathetic

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It's Dune. It's SUPPOSED to be about smart characters outsmarting each other. If they turn this into PEW PEW BOOOOOM LOOK AT THAT SANDWORM and show nothing about the Bene Gesserit manipulations or the Fremen's motives and lifestyle, I'm going to be mad.

t.zoomer pretending to be a boomer
Get some taste

You bitch...
nice

dune no make good money back

villeneive is competent but not very good. feels flat and has no eye for framing.

Who would you rather direct dune?
Who are your favorite modern filmmakers?

Lynch...OH WAIT

yo why are they hanging out with al di meola

Neither is the general public. This shit is going to flop so hard.