>“He can’t have heirs”

I wonder who wipe's bran's ass

How the fuck would they know?

me

Were you ever under the impression that Bran was not asexual?

I guess it really was... a game of thrones.

His twig and berries exploded on impact.

So are they implying Bran has no control over his cock? What happens when he goes peepee in his chair?

>bran takes a meaty fat shit
>wargs into someone who pissed him off that day
>wipes his ass for him being sure to deliberately smear his shit all over the guys clothes
>walks him out of the bathroom and back to where he was originally
>he is now covered in shit and no idea how

The smell. It was beautiful.

lol

So what are the odds that bran wargged into Hodor and danced around in a macabre buffao bill fashion fondling hodors massive junk before going off to split some local bar wenches in half with it?

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even if he cant get an erection why cant they just milk his prostate?

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How is Bran qualified to rule? Yes he knows everything and stuff, but he never EVER showed that he would be a good leader.

Jon was a leader, a good leader, who always did the right thing.

Bran did NOTHING.

i know i would

Bran is a God right now

>he can't have heirs
Good.

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>implying heirs are not a somewhat stable succession
So what's going to happen when Bran dies? I didn't see them writing a rule book or anything.

They literally agreed to hold another summit when the next ruler was to be appointed and vote on him...
The end of the show is literally MUH DEMOCRACY bullshit.
I know the episode was fucking terrible, but did you even fucking watch it?

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The same thing that happened when the last three-eyed raven died. He'll find a new guy and transfer his soul because Bran is now basically the god-emperor

HEY PETER
I'M ON THE SMALL COUNCIL NOW
MASTER OF WHEELS

>They literally agreed to hold another summit when the next ruler was to be appointed and vote on him...
So no rule book, just some dudes (not even all from great houses) agreeing that they will meet again in what are going to be decades when the majority of them would be dead. Nice. Also who can "run"? If you knew anything about medieval rule you would know this is unstable and retarded and not much better than the system they had before.
>The end of the show is literally MUH DEMOCRACY bullshit.
Yeah, you know the German emperor was "elected" for like a 1000 years, right?
If that's the actual explanation it's haunting as fuck. And it means Bloodraven won.

>The end of the show is literally MUH DEMOCRACY bullshit.
>When only the leader of hoses get's to vote
I'd say that they are more of a republic then democracy, or did you sleep through the scene where Sam suggested that everyone should have a say in who rules and everyone laughs at him?
All the great houses were there

Ser Podrick Payne

>All the great houses were there
Which Tyrell was there? Are we sure the Prince of Dorne is a Martell? Then who exactly is he? Also it seems like no Lannister got to vote. Did Sam vote as a Tarly or as a Maester or both? Can the church vote like in Imperial Germany?

Did you sleep through the scene where Tyrion has a comeback and shuts that lord the fuck up? Dogs though, am I right? I know it's weak and a shitty scene, but it's a fucking liberal shitshow and that's how the people will interpret the last part of that episode

or he could grow into the weirwood tree in kings landing and live forever.

>Tyrell
Dead, all of them
>Prince of Dorne is a Martell
Yes
>like no Lannister got to vote
Tyrion voted, and I doubt that the Lannisters are considered a great house anymore.
>Did Sam vote as a Tarly
Tarly
>Church
No

Didn't Brianne get a vote as well? Someone who comes from a minor house and isn't even the lady in charge of it

>Dead, all of them
So who rules Highgarden and was voting?
>Prince of Dorne is a Martell
Then who is he?
>Tyrion voted
You sure?
>Tarly
But he's not the heir...
Yes.

The fact that people are arguing me baffles me desu. It's quote obvious that they just wrote a fan service writing with very superficial plausibility. If you think about it for more than 5 seconds the post war order doesn't make much sense and neither does the system which was installed pretty much ad hoc.

Being a part of the tree seemed to just extend the guy's life a bit, not make him immortal. In the books Bloodraven is only about 20 years older than maester Aemon and he was nearly dead by the time Bran reached him.

Bronn is ruling Highgarden, because all of house Tyrell is dead. Prince of Drone is a martell, Tyrion voted and Sam voted as Tarly.

Are the Tarlys even a great house?

Maybe they are now

Bronn wasn't there tho.

If stephen hawking can have kids and have an affair with his nurse I findit astounding that bran cant have kids

you can be impotent your entire life and still have kids

He’ll warg into whoever he decides to be king after him and he’ll live forever and rule forever this way

Why would they be? If Bronn took the Tyrells place the Tarlys are still subservient to him.

>you are now imagining Stephen Hawking dirty talking his nurse with his text to speech, and ordering her to call him daddy, while drooling slightly more than usual

>Holy freaking crap

> "Why do you think I came all this way?"
So did Bran want the throne in the end or was he now suddenly capable to see the future too?

Bronn is a guy with lot of land, not a house.

If he is Sir X of the Y there is a house.

Kek. You think he prepared his dirty talk ahead of time so he didn't need to type it out in the middle of the act and it didn't really fit the situation but he used it anyway?

This. House Blackwater now rules instead of the Tyrells.

...and he should get a vote then.

It's a modern plebs believing popular voting is better without learning about the preconditions of it is modernization episode

>all of house Tyrell is dead.
no, there are other members of house tyrell, only the main branch is dead.

cersei seized tyrells gold to pay the iron bank.

Randyll Tarly (father of sam) then allied with Cersei vs danerys and they became the ruling house of the reach

i guess sam gave it up

simple as

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yepp

they probably included a default database with the chair for this kind of situation.

S-shut up!

But Sam is a Tarly

He gave up his titles when he became a maester

>warg into his wife
>milk his own prostate
>impregnate with ye olde turkey vaster

hes also the grandmaester, so.........

i guess sam's son could be the ruler? like how robin was

SO WHY DID HE GET A VOTE

>>what's the amazon pose
>How fucking stupid are the writers?
>Ever seen some porn, D&D?
That was just Bran's message to Sansa to get her to not see him as a threat so Littlefinger couldn't turn her against him.

I NEED TO KNOW THIS

correction: in the show all of house tyrell were at Loras's trial and were killed in the green fire explosion

He's the archmaester. Although the real reason is because D&D just didn't think about it.

The rape. It was beautiful.

>He's the archmaester
yeah, so House Tarly didn't get a vote.
>Although the real reason is because D&D just didn't think about it.
this

because he scored well with the test audience

What if Bran is not actually Bran but Bloodraven and the Bastard play everyone from the start?

Bran's Master Plan Version 1.0- There could be more.

Warged into the Red Priestess, whispered into her the idea of killing Shireen. Stannis kills Shireen at his 'desperate hour.' His heir is dead, his armies turn against him and he is demoralised before a battle. Claimant 1 Dead.

Warg into a elephant. Stomp over Jon Connington and Aegon Targaryen by accident. The best Blackfyre plot is dead. Golden Company has no-where to go and is contracted by Lannister afterwards.

Warg into a lion. Swallow Victarion so Euron is all that's left.

Warg as a raven into and spy on Daenerys small council meetings. Then tip off Euron to know exactly where her forces are so she her armies can be chomped off in surgical strikes. With this intelligence Cersei then replans her strategy into taking Highgarden and eliminating Martells destroying two of the Great Houses in one go as well.

Then when Winter comes let Dany come to the Wall let her armies all her followers be whittled down. Let her fall in love with Jon Snow. Know that Sansa will not trust another Queen said to be a Just one. And then let Sam meet Dany allow Dany to tell Sam what happened. When he is said and traumatised. Reveal that secret and set into motion events that will leave to the traumatisation and deaths of the last Targaryens, the near destruction of the Lannister House.

After that you move to the Kingsmoot. Checkmate.

>fat
>feeble
>cuck
Yeah, I can see why Americans like him.
>implying he didn't varg into the one eyes board that killed Bobby

Was his uterus damaged?

Bloodraven, who is now in Bran's body, was the stag that killed Robert.

Night King didn't want to kill us all. He just wanted to kill Bloodraven in Bran cause he knew that sick bastard was about to be crowned Elective King by fools who thought he could be just or perhaps controlled.

Now Westeros has put in place a God Emperor with a agenda and he will conquer everything and become a worst tyrant than ever imaginable. Once he eliminates all the Great Houses through a series of accidents he'll unite the continent through marriages and begin the First Crusade on Essos and the the Second on the new lands conquered by Arya. You won't even be able to stop him as he'll live forever and see every assassination attempt on his life coming.

There is only War now and Exterminatus. Good job Tyrion.

stephen hawking wasnt impotent

Yeah, both of them

>the stag that killed Robert.
retard

I mean the boar.

literally republic based on royal elections, same system that made country pisspoor weak, as there was no strong ruler, and nobles could do whathever the hell they wanted, so nobody cared about borders and neighborhoods, so Russia, Austria and Fritzs had easy job dismembering the country.
Kings choosen were usually too in debt to oligarchs or too weak to do something about the country

then again, Westeros is continent/island, so they don't have to care about it. Also, they have magic and shit, so maybe their next king will be some wizard

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So bran can live hundreds of years right? with his powers, did they consider that when they made him king?

>The end of the show is literally MUH DEMOCRACY bullshit
Are you actually retarded?
That's literally the concept of the HRE

the country being Poland

He’s paralyzed. His dick doesn’t work and he is likely incontinent.

do you really think that guy could get it up?
He doesn't want to

Ser Podrick cleans it up

>elective monarchy
Based on my vast Crusader Kings 2 experience, Westeros is fucked. The best way for elective monarchy to work is when one half of nobles are your relatives and the other are safely locked up in the dungeon.