This will never be me

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This. Nearly 40

I never had sex with her
She wasn't really my girlfriend.
I
I don't know anymore man. We'd see each other and be intimate. Kiss and hold each other. But she was ashamed of me. Wouldn't cross the line and have sex with me.
She also enjoyed causing me pain. And then would break down it tears. It was really fucked up and I miss it

You'll never have to dry-hump a cute bitch with your flaccid dick in front of an entire film-crew in a cold artificial movie set. What a disaster!

I wish i was her

yeah i fucked mine for over a decade. came in her the back half after we got married. there's no better feeling than creampieing.

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being the guy or the girl?

Based

Why, don't you have a penis? You can still dry hump even if you don't have one y'know...

I'm sorry Mike Pence.
It was fucked up. But she was also the only girl I ever met who gave me the time of day, and I wanted to be with.
I fell in love with her, and despite how fucked up things were I still blame myself to this day years later.

>came in her back half

i bet you did if you know what i mean

ya same

>flaccid

>incel early 20s
>say fuck it and focus on my career and my fitness throughout my 20s
>now have my masters, have money house etc at 30
>suddenly thots who hated me like me

This is the only way for us lads. If you are 22 or 23 w/e your fine just spend time focusing on you and it will eventually get better.

going from creampies on a whim to 9 months of nothing is the worst. i upgraded from my hand to a fleshlight just to get halfway there. honestly, all you guys who don't fuck need to buy one, they're pretty great.

what did she run off with a negro?

But then they are only liking you because of your status, they don't really "like you" like you. If anything, that should make you want to swear off women even more. I know I would. If I were in that situation, I'd be cautious of what I would let happen to me.

coworker, older guy. best thing she ever did, in the end, despite being a sexless shitheap now. he can deal with her shit, i'm free of it.

This is the only reason women ever like you anyway. Its an evolutionary survival tactic.

holy fuck why dont you kill yourselves? its clear you failed

this is true, but that's the game. it's like saying "oh you only wanna fuck her because she's fit now". goddamn right i do.

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True incels don’t transform like that. You were always a clueless dumb fuck normie.

have you considered having sex?

young fellas, words of wisdom: don't settle for the first hole who falls in your lap and seems convenient. put that bitch through the wringer to stress test the relationship. and do not make excuses for her and go back to her because deep down you're into the easy lay and low effort needed to maintain the thing. when they show you how crazy they are, you get the fuck out of there. some hide it better than others, but that's no excuse. be better at spotting it, then.

I'm not good enough for women I want to love

I used this to jizz in my pants. I'm at work. What the fuck do I do now?

Has anyone ever seen an actual successful marriage into old age? I work with all older guys and they all have divorced at least once, and the ones that remarried only mention their wives when they are bitching about them. A lot of my family members are the same, none of them are particularly happy around each other at 50+. I have seen cheating happen to almost every younger married couple I have met.
It really makes me reconsider wanting a woman.

thats quitter talk. quit pedestaling these hos. at their foundation the majority of them are insecure whores waiting for some guy who checks a few of their boxes to sweep them off their feet with bullshit. give them the fantasy for a little while, fuck em, then see if theyre worth keeping around.

I wish, can you just kill me instead?

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Sex isn’t real, prove me wrong.

Show your boss for a promotion dumbass

Sex isn't the only thing I care about

dont get married, it's retarded. dudes seem to gravitate toward either end of the spectrum: kissless incels who hate women because they can't touch them and men who constantly need to be married because they can't just be on their own for a fuckin minute. be the guy in the middle who values himself and carefully weighs his options. but that's a mindset you fail into. some guys fall ass backwards into wife #2 and enter a whole new unhappy marriage making the same mistakes. these men are sad sacks.

I just don't care for most women. I don't care for most people. When I find women I like I do put them on a pedestal because they're so rare.
Do you know what I mean? There's the girls who are a chore to talk to. And the ones who I get a connection to and I want to keep going on talking with and get an understanding of
There's so many girls in the former category, they're boring and I could get laid but I just don't care about them. I haven't met a woman I was genuinely interested in for over a year.

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I guess I don't necessarily mean marriage but having a woman around for long periods of time at all, like more than a few years. Seems like it never works out, even though I really do wish I had loving woman, I doubt that that even exists more and more.

Marriage is actually the biggest scam in history.

t.a dumb faggot going through divorce

I'm sick of it all. I'm tired of the game, tired of the rules. It's not fair, it never has been and never will be. Society is geared towards making women's life better, never for men. If men get to reap the benefits of it it's only because that's the side effect. No one cares. I acknowledge this and I have no intention of playing. I just check out and do what little things that keep me alive. My hobbies, my games, my personal projects, etc.

if we were able to just switch off our dicks we would be able to accomplish a lot more. probably be happier in the long run.

dont pedestal any of em. even the ones you're into are still a dime a dozen. and not a one is worth being pedestaled. most of them fill their brains with nonsense and useless garbage and you're falling in love with a facade.

That's your own fault

Work out and getfo of your house

I would disagree. I would say the modern landscape is made for the benefit of men because of the hookup culture, and men wanting commitmentless sex

lotsa luck brother. it fucking blows. i lucked into a better life for myself and she fuckin disappeared with the coworker, so i moved on pretty fast. hopefully you didnt have kids with her.

im a coward
a chicken
a pussy
im just afraid.

and why would you want to participate in this “game” where women get everything just for existing and you have to slave away your ass off?

>It's not fair, it never has been and never will be. Society is geared towards making women's life better, never for men.

You know how I know you're in your late teens/early 20s?

Women are given everything in their early 20s and late teens and they never learn to fend for themselves.

Then they hit the wall and they are fucked at 30.

Meanwhile men can be fat pieces of shit, old etc and still get laid because of the status which you can control.

First part of life you are right but after that men have it much easier.

I've dated 21 year olds at 30 and its great.

This position looks hot but it's a pain to fuck like this, you basically cannot thrust at all. If you're not thrusting there's not much going on unless you're into that tantric shit.

If they're a dime a dozen why haven't I met any in the last year

You could not more wrong.

>men wanting commitmentless sex
Who actually wants this though other than chad types? Most guys I know would prefer to have a traditional lifelong partner, myself included

8 more years for me
and you?

redpilled

it is. look at yoga pants. that's all for the benefit of men. yeah, women get to feel more comfortable in their lazy pants, but there's so much tits and ass on display these days its almost too distracting. women in the office dress like skanks, its unbelievable.

the problem is our generation had shit fathers or shit mentors who didnt teach us how to pick up girls. fuckin Gen Xers out to lunch. maybe im projecting, but ive seen that a lot.

If love and marriage never last what's the point in even trying? This thread just makes me want to stay incel forever.

Women are everywhere, you just aren't talking to them.

This is complete and utter bullshit.

Only 21 year old gold diggers want older men. Your typical 21 year old female wants someone in her age range/generation

Why is there a trope of sex strikes for literally thousands of years, going from Greek tragedy to Alyssa Milano, where women withhold sex from men to get things to happen, if women cared more about sex than men. That wouldn't make sense

i dont participate, i havent fucked in 9 months and im not even trying to pick up girls. i see them with faces buried in phones and it turns me off. what are these women gonna bring to my life? and so i continue investing my time in work and fucking a handlehole.

>women are incapable of thrusting themselves

How is that "made for men" anymore than it is made for women? Women are also having casual sex. And not to mention when you take into account the studies that show the number of men vs women having sex.

As a backlash to the culture maybe.
But when tinder first came out that's all people wanted

Tfw blessed with the mindset of not giving a fuck about being in relationships. I'm literally happier just watching movies/playing vidya by myself and seeing bros whenever i want. I actually feel bad for people who have to constantly be in relationships to be happy. the only part of a relationship i would want is to get laid easily and regularly, but then even you can just fap to suppress the urge.

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>only men benefit from women being sluts.
You're saying this as if women don't enjoy being sluts.

>women in the office dress like skanks, its unbelievable.
You actually want that? Seeing women walk around dressed like whores only disgusts me.

It's not like you are going to fuck every woman that walks past, so why does it even matter?

Holy fuck you are an idiot. The fact that they’re cutting men off from their holes explains that sex is all they’re good for, and they know it.

my 33 year old wife left me for a 44 year old who is objectively worse looking than me. dont udnerestimate the closeted daddy issues that exist in the world.

>tfw fucked a 19yo 9/10 escort last week

There's no leverage in that position

Have sex or pay attention.

You realize that tinder only came out and became popular a few years ago right?

no i dont, i think its a distraction and unprofessional. out in the wild? sure. i was just saying how its permeated the office world now. whore is in.

this is the way to be. people who've got to constantly be with someone are broken inside and can't live with themselves.

Details man, details.

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ive debated escorts and happy ending massages to get through the lazy, indifferent period. where do you find these girls?

Yes. I agree. Men care more about having sex with women. And women care more about relationships.
That's why in marriages they stop having sex and keep being in the marriage.
Instead of getting divorced and fucking random young men

I thought it was a decade ago. Like 2009

>Had sex 4 hours ago
feels good being me

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Hot women are a meme, how often do you actually look at someone's face when you're having sex with them? The only body part that actually adds to the sex is the ass as your hands are right there during sex. Boobs are fun I guess but again how often are you holding the boobs during sex? Just go for like the niche 7/10 or 7.5/10s and be happy with them. Also there are plenty of hot chicks in the world, why thirst over every single one you see? Finally, it's not like you're going to be having children with these women so why do you even care about fucking them so much?

Also sex is not that fun, half the time jerking off with a little imagination is more fun than sex because with sex there are expectations of performance, whereas jerking off has no standards.

fuck women

Most divorces are instigated by women wtf are you talking about?

This is pretty zen but when I look at attractive women I want to fuck them and the wanting and lack of makes it a very unhappy situation. This is really just when I'm under stress though.

You’re right, silly me for chasing 10/10 models. Guess I’ll just never have sex either, since pulling my cock alone in my room is better.

At least the power dynamic is flipped.

He’s trolling, that’s why I didn’t respond.

Not really they still have the full power of the state behind them

have sex

>people who've got to constantly be with someone are broken inside and can't live with themselves.
Tfw broken inside.
Tfw never had a GF.
She was the closest I came and she wouldn't let me call her my GF.

>Hot women are a meme, how often do you actually look at someone's face when you're having sex with them?
It's mostly a status and vanity thing; besides, wouldn't you like to think of the hot bitches you banged on your deathbed?

>Boobs are fun I guess but again how often are you holding the boobs during sex?
I always play with dem titties

>Finally, it's not like you're going to be having children with these women so why do you even care about fucking them so much?
Lack of self-actualization in life; having sex with someone is fun and since there's another person involved and it's highly intimate, it provides a sense of worth and belonging. Or just being really lonely.

My parents have been married for about 30 years at this point. They've had some problems but they're still together after working them out. I get what you're saying though since a lot of other marriages in my family haven't worked out as well either.

>feet in the chair
>hands on the guys knees
I'm not saying she's doing it right, I'm just saying bit can be done.

And most marriages are instigated by men

It kind of is though. At least he's not wasting time on this shit.

yep im going in september

Listen to him you idiot. Everything that guy's saying to you is right. Stop with the inferiority complex. You need to take charge with women. If they don't like you back, too bad, keep trying without doing anything super illegal. Don't make the bane of your existence revolve around some broad. Have a purpose in life and work towards it and she will sense that. Stop making excuses too. You can do it.

not chasing skirt is like saying "blah, life's haaaard" and blowing your brains out. yeah, women can be fucking dumb, or vapid, or crazy, or useless, or boring, or two-faced, or cunty, or a number of other things. but what then, just quit? fuck that, i enjoyed cumming inside that twat's twat, i'd like to do it again sometime in 2019.

I've fucked in a chair before. It's really fucking hard to do and not all that enjoyable.

Thanks. That's what I needed

Movie? Who?

this is really it. when they say "you'll find it when you're not looking", that's just code for "soooort yer fuckin life out mate" and when you do, they come a calling becaues they're drawn to it. really what they're drawn to is confidence. if a woman is at least MILDLY into you for whatever reason, your disinterest and constant self-involved detachment gives them the tingles.

Just be yourself dude.

What is the name of the actress?

>falling for abrahamic trick called marriage

anya tiger free

What in the fuck lol

Why are they like this? I really don't get it, I have zero barriers for entry other than I think she's cute and she's loyal. Why do they have a checklist 3 pages long of shit they want before they even consider it? I could give a fuck if they are introverted or extroverted, short or tall, what hair color they have etc.

why have anas nipples changed ao much over the years

yikes, imagine the smell

So what's the worst that could happen if what I say doesn't work? You get your life together? You weren't getting any before, now you're successful and a virgin. The latter sounds better to me. You can just get a hooker at that point too, it's really not much different. Women are basically hookers. Nobody buys that fairy tale bullshit that you'll find one that'll truly love you. The only way to do that is to get em while they're young, sorry. Find a young one or get your shit together, pathetic faggot.

>Parents never teach you a single life lesson about women or dating
>They basically act like friends who happen to live in the same place together
>never even give you 'The Talk' because it bothers them too much to talk about it
>the subject of sex, even mild things such as crushes and kissing is never implied or described
>friends at school had similar upbringings so they can't get laid either
>collectively struggling to understand what the opposite sex even wants with you, creating outlandish theories backed by anecdotal evidence

Dating wasn't always this hard, someone just fell asleep at the wheel and forgot to parent

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>meanwhile in europe you can fuck eastern european 8/10 hoes starting at 50 bucks

i am glad i dont have to suffer the sexual frustration of the land of the free

you have a checklist too you just never considered its lengthiness. and if u dont, like i didnt when i got married, it means youre a sucker whos at risk of ending up some cunts errand boy or at the very least thankless emotional tampon. "dont care, had sex" is fine when youre 20 but as you age, you realize you might be wasting your time.

Wtf is that

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It's not a 3 page checklist, they don't even care if you're good looking half the time. They just want you to be a man, which is what you should be anyway. Incase you haven't noticed, men and women are quite different. No girl wants a guy who can't provide. What, you expect her to work construction and be a man for you? Get real. If you don't like it, put on a dress. It's the 'in' thing to do nowadays anyway

The answer to your question is; eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap. Women are not interested in losers. The look to what kind of interest men are getting from other women, and how eager men are to return that attention, and use that to determine what kind of guy is building a future and what kind of guy is looking to get laid. And they exert more control over their sexuality because they have options.

objectively 10/10 tits

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based eurotrash. i dunno where to even find whores over here but i imagine they overcharge

>its another 20 year old fuckup who blames his parents for fucking everything episode
grow the fuck up and take control of your own life you absolute faggot