>Shazam.2019.1080p.V3.HC.HDRip.X264-EVO
>Shazam.2019.1080p.V3.HC.HDRip.X264-EVO
>Shazam.2019.1080p.V3.HC.HDRip.X264-EVO
>Shazam.2019.1080p.V3.HC.HDRip.X264-EVO
>Shazam.2019.1080p.V3.HC.HDRip.X264-EVO
Best copy you're gonna get for at least a month, Yea Forums
Discuss.
Holy shit imagine caring about this
Capekino is here
post webms of that ballerina chick
>Flopzam
Why should I care about this failure?
fag
>Shazam
Sorry, who?
shazam
Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer are so handsome.
Unironically capekino
I fucking love this movie.
Because it was better than Endgame.
COPE
manbaby flick
kill yourself, nerds
By a large margin.
Yes, I too know the maymay words of the 4chans. DABS
No
V2 didn't seem watchable quality. Might keep waiting for webrip.
that's fine
you will eventually
COPE
The korsub has watchable quality
>this turd is better than that turd.
ok
it was fun, dare i say litty
Itty
RENT FREE
lol
right in time to forget about game of thrones
it's seams that the "capeshit" is saving the day again thanks base DC
Think I'll wait to BUY the bluray
SEETHING
It was really fun, sad that people around here can't find enjoyment anymore in anything.
>BUY the bluray
Why would anybody do that when you can just download the same Bluray for free?
This was one of the worst superhero movies I've seen in a long time. How the fuck did people like it? DC and Marvel seem to be getting worse and worse yet their popularity grows.
The perfect mixture of nightmare-incuding depravity and a 4-year old's sense of humor. What's the intended audience here, manchildren?
Does it look better than the stuttershit rip?
Let me guess... another shitty version with hardsub in korean
fag
>BUY
no
Not him, however because I enjoy the DCEU and want to show my support for future movies. They are the only bluray movies I've bothered to buy.
RLM liked it therefore Yea Forums does too. Its trash.
cringe
Because I wanna support the DCEU, I have money.
This felt like a kids movie. Even moreso then marvel trash.
dc will forever be known as discount marvel
>these are the ones spamming MUH JEWS in every thread
gee I wonder if it was in fact made for kids
>no screenshots
What kind of torrenting fucking website is this
thanks yify
>Made more than 3x it's budget
Fucking idiot
AYO SO YU BE SAYIN... WE WUZ?
DON'T PATRONIZE ME BOOOOI
>no
You mistyped yes
Already got mine ordered.
Me too, man.
>paying for content you can get for free
hahahahahahah
Blessed image.
>inb4 gay porn
much better quality than the previous rip, gonna download it
I laughed so hard at this scene my stomach hurt.
Every movie that comes out this year is better than Endgame
reddit is that way
where do I download this movie Yea Forums?
lol
wow you're gay
Why doesn't windshield break?
Just watched it. Fun flick. Very pro-life and anti abortion.
qBittorrent client is free open-source adfree software that has built in search function. But you should use a VPN to keep your main network private.
That guy is in all the comic book films. He was even Papa Midnite in the Constantine film.
Thank you!
shitty filming world physics
He usually plays a KANGZ role
Haven’t seem Shazam! but RLM have the entertainment tastes of literal 4 year olds, so if they liked it I’ll probably pass. Reminder that Jay and Mike are pseuds who watch exclusively cartoons and ‘splosionfest blockbusters. Jay tried to watch 3 Billboards the day of the Academy Awards so he could LARP like he’s part of real movie discussions and hated it because it was too slow for him and there weren’t enough quips - he’s liked literally every Marvel movie and NuWars movie though. Reddit Letter Media are actually kind of useful for knowing what’s going to be gratingly lowbrow and appealing to the lowest common denominator, so I guess I’ll pass on Shazam!
Reddit kiddies will defend this
Huh
Kazaam was superior zam
Literally the morning of the Academy Awards our perpetual child Jay decides to put on his big boy pants and watch the Golden Globes Best Picture Winner so he could pretend to his manchild audience - who only watch schlock - that he has something worth saying later in the evening when it’s up for 7 Awards
He naturally hated it in a characteristically inarticulate and vacuous way. Too slow and serious for him. Huge fan of Black Panther, though
>that sexy lg belly
It's a pretty good movie
Isn't he a Jew? His name is Bauman.
>HDRip
Honestly three billboards is p bad after woody offs himself
Idk but he’s certainly a massive pleb, moreso than even the ones that lean into it like Jeremy Jahns and the Collider guys that have the Funko pops or whatever - at least they actually watch other movies, too, and can appreciate them
Somehow Jay still acts like a fucking pseud though, despite literally only watching kiddie flicks and “ironically” bad schlock
I can't believe someone took the time to upload this flop haha
WE WUZ WIZARDZ N SHIET!!1!
Even if Martin McDonagh had ever made a bad film - which he hasn’t - the fact that a wannabe film critic is getting around to watching one of the top two most celebrated films of the year the very day of the Oscars and live tweets it with the most vapid possible criticisms showcases beyond argument that he doesn’t have any real interest in cinema - especially when he sings the praises of every cookie-cutter Marvel film Disney shits out on opening weekend like clockwork
>"Hee hee haw haw haw..."
Literally the only difference between Jay Bauman and the Porg tattoo guy is that Jay’s self-conscious about his adolescent taste - although obviously not enough to actually care to watch real films
DC movies are for men, not children
what a cutie
This is obviously true for MoS and BvS but isn’t the case for Aquaman and doesn’t seem to be the case for Shazam (based on marketing)
Without looking, I bet I can directly infer what Jay and Mike thought of each of them from that alone
>HC.HDRip
Fuck off with your reddit quality public tracker torrents.
stop stealing my image and editing it to post shit
No idea who you are, I made this months ago. Don’t be a weirdo
reported
Based and cute user
I won't watch this shit even for free. First I hated Deadpool and this looks like deadpool for soiboys. Plus the main actor looks super jewy
Unironically kino and wholesome AF
He's really cute in this tho
I just watched this the other day is this the one with gook subs?
it's deadpool for kids
deadpool is for kids too but also for manchildren
i'm waiting for the blu ray or at least web dl
he's right
you know
>I made this months ago
sure
Keep telling yourself that.
Endgame was fucking garbage
Says the guy behind SpaceCop
I WANNA FUCK
i watched this movie yesterday, was wholesome as fuck.
I like it.
What is this even supposed to mean? Strange dude
Flopzam is worse.
I'll wait a month for the real captain marvel
is this just camshit?
No, it's high definition resolution but kinda bad bitrate and korean subtitles that you can't remove
no, look at the webms ITT
oh, nice. where can I get it? I just see a bunch of stuttershit
Thanks for watching and enjoying the movie, Yea Forums!
that's not saying much.
The kid with the phone doesn't even flinch at the gunfire wtf
That's actually after he himself asks them to shoot him again for video purposes
>Buy
>DVD
I think I'll rent the VHS
But he loved the cheese goblin scene in mandy...
Jay's opinion outside the horror genre are shit.
>not stealing the betamax
CHADZAM!!!
>everyone itt turns into a superchad version of themselves
Since Korean is moon talk, your attention just skips over the subs and they don't distract.
well this was fucking garbage. Literally nothing redeemable about it
TF2 engineer's "nope" at the very end when freddy picks a place at a table and the other kids leave
Pfft, garbage, Laser Disc is where it's at.