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First for Une

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>if you think this has a happy ending
>you havn't been paying attention

top kek

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King’s land doesn’t burn (at least by dany) in the books
Night king doesn’t exist
Dany probably doesn’t even go to Westeros
Stannis beats the Bolton’s in the battle of the bastards
Cersei isn’t queen
A ton of other stuff.

stannis

>people who payed most attention are most unhappy with ending
Well played Dabid and Dabider

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>stories make the best king
doesn't that mean there is some westerosi version of joey diaz that should be king then?
>lemme tell you something brandon stark once my tongue goes in ya asshole you black out its like your 14 and your uncles molestin ya

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So can Sansa remain "Queen of the North" if she marries some lad from a minor house?

This guy ought to just be called Quentyn. In the show universe, he never went to Meereen so he survived.

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nth for the absolute CUTEST boy

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>Dany probably doesn’t even go to Westeros
Euron/Daario is about to seduce her across the sea.

In spite of all of its faults, what did you like about the finale?

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Here's the thing about Une:

>tfw Dabid wrote a happy ending so ramsay was wrong
>but all of the fans are unhappy so ramsay was right
I'm finding it a bit hard to wrap my head around that one
Big Brain Keikaku Dabid won

he make my bingus hard

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walker'd

It was the debut episode of fan-favourite character Une

Crime pays kids

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Sure, matrilineal marriages exist.

>tfw Grey Worm ruled King's Landing for several weeks while waiting for the Lords of Westeros to arrive
>tfw for several weeks Westeros had a military junta government
>tfw Grey Worm ruled Westeros for longer than Daenerys did

what will the history books write about him?

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AHEM

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Where was the bittersweet ending? It might’ve been poorly done but Danys death was justified... apart from that nothing else happened

If Joff wasn't taken before the time was right he would have been a good king.

Cleganebowl
Hiroshima/Nagasaki dragonfire (although kinda over the top)
Cerci and Jamie dying together
Bran winning the Ironbowl
Sansa winning the Northbowl

>cheers for dany death
wtf she dindu nufin

Can we get a list of D&D forgot moments

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He confirmed Snow's parents in a random blog post yesterday

>not masking out the letters properly

LAZY

Why did Brienne and Davos even get to vote for the new king? Who exactly do they represent?

The reactions were a letdown

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nothing lmao they forgot to mention him hahahahahah

not enough room in this thread for that

So why exactly did he say "Aye"? What's his endgame?

The Vale also got 2 votes and did Arya vote?

What happened to the Dothraki at the end?

Okay, now THIS is based.

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They didn't forget, they chose to rush through the last 3 seasons of content into 13 episodes

Infiltrate the Westerosi language with diphthongs.

He works for the Storm lord.......
The hammer man.

they were un-revived.

based

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How THE FUCK did they actually manage to forge the iron throne with Dragon fire if 30 seconds of it completely melt it away?
Makes no fucking sense

>young hodor
>B&W pictures until Trump’s gone

KEK

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>well if it isn't mr. adobe photoshop!
I made this meme in mspaint on a $300 lenovo!

>it's 2029
>grrm finally released tWoW post humorous
>you're a couple chapters in
>turn page
>"Darkstar"

What's your reaction?

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Who is this dude?

Is he a martell?

Daily reminder Drogon will head to Essos and a blood witch will revive Dany but she's unresponsive and Drogon will smother her with a pillow.

House Seaworth and House Tarth, Storm's End bannermen

Expect his resignation due to these B&W pics any day now

Drogon fire > dragon fire

Wasn't stannis the best boi?

obviously Balerion breathed on it for like 10s

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The North is highly-patriarchal. High Garden and Dorne give female rulers more power.

It has to be a special circumstance, like Sansa literally being the sister/cousin of 2 mythic heroes, a Stark (descendant from a former Warden), and the fact that there's not many direct male heirs eligible. If she married a Tully and brought him North, her popularity/birthright would likely outweigh his, since the Tullys got pretty rekt.

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They were saying "Ayy" because Bran becoming the king was the most dank meme

He's confirmed a Martell, but not given any first name.

>What's your reaction?
>go through old computer stuff to check if I threw out my old hard disk or not
>find it
>check /got/ folder
>find pic related
>chuckle and hope it goes that way

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>kings landing
almost certainly getting wildfire'd, the caches have been established in a chekov's gun type manner, and cersei is already getting wet from doing dumb shit like burning down the tower of the hand, its only a matter of time til she does the city as well
>night king
yes
>dany probably doesn't even go to westeros
seriously doubt that, she is going to westeros but her essosi adventures will be a massive failure + a turning point and whatever notion she has of a clean landing and conquest w/ 3 dragons like the original will be undermined by the shit fAegon will have pulled beforehand + the eventual emergence of r+l=jon and the impending white walker situation
>battle of the bastards
text clues lead to him pulling a fast one on a frozen lake in my opinion, but he is going to eat it at some point. Shireen will get toasted (but by Melisandre NOT Stannis) and I don't see the mannis lasting much longer past that point
>Cersei isn't queen
If she somehow lucks her way into a similar position she will go down hard and it will be because of shit getting pulled from behind the scenes ie kevan/pycelle's deaths

So was the message of ASOIAF a Democratic Socialist argument against Stalinism?

Is GRRM continuing the tradition of Orwell of moderate lefties criticising radical idealistic far-lefties?

Who is war guy

alright, who the fuck is this guy?

>dwarf betrays the queen by releasing a prisoner
>gray worm wants to kill the midget right there and then
>jon literally kills the queen
>gray worm is okay with just sending him north
wew

He's Une Connington.

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Well at least the martells didn't get cucked like the tyrells

>davos has family
>blackfish was killed in jaime's "no loss of life" siege of riverrun
>gendry was born in king's landing and not the riverlands
>everyone in the brotherhood without banners between when the hound meets them in s7 and when they're at the wall
>quaithe
>bran's greendreams
>bran being able to affect the past
>littlefinger not being a witless pussy
>stannis loves his daughter
>sam never got any maester links and is still sworn to the nights watch
>the nights watch has no purpose for being except as a colony for social lepers
>the lands of always winter
>euron wearing armor and being threatening
>how long it takes to go from winterfell to kings landing
>winterfell doesnt have a starbucks
>kings landing doesnt have bottled water
>grey worm's actor's diet
>starks other than bran can warg
>bran can warg after s6
>winter in the south does not mean alternating between blizzards and heatwaves
>kings landing is situated on a bay
>how to write dialogue for jon after s6
>how to write battles that don't go "hopeless spot -> chaosh -> miracle rescue"
>the dothraki being loyal to their khaleesi
>naath having a horrible plague
>dorne exists after s7
>the stormlands exist between s2 and 8
>the westerlands exist until s7
>the reach exists after s6

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ASOIAF books

Another general? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

/got/ is dead, show is over
Stannis is dead
Varys is dead
LF is dead

Yea Forums is a pile of ruin

There's no other general you dumb cunt

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Tyrells deserve it for what they did to Gardners desu
Maybe not like this, but they should be wiped out

>And I’m writing. Winter is coming, I told you, long ago… and so it is.THE WINDS OF WINTER is very late, I know, I know, but it will be done. I won’t say when, I’ve tried that before, only to burn you all and jinx myself… but I will finish it, and then will come A DREAM OF SPRING. How will it all end? I hear people asking. The same ending as the show?Different? Well… yes. And no. And yes. And no.And yes.And no. And yes.
>I am working in a very different medium than David and Dan, never forget. They had eight hours for this final season. I expect these last two books of mine will fill 3000 manuscript pages between them before I’m done… and if more pages and chapters and scenes are needed, I’ll add them. And of course the butterfly effect will be at work as well; those of you who follow this Not A Blog will know that I’ve been talking about that since season one.There are characters who never made it onto the screen at all, and others who died in the show but still live in the books… so if nothing else, the readers will learn what happened to Jeyne Poole, Lady Stoneheart, Penny and her pig, Skahaz Shavepate, Arianne Martell, Darkstar, Victarion Greyjoy, Ser Garlan the Gallant, Aegon VI, and a myriad of other characters both great and small that viewers of the show never had the chance to meet.And yes, there will be unicorns… of a sort…
>Book or show, which will be the “real” ending? It’s a silly question. How many children did Scarlett O’Hara have?
How about this? I’ll write it. You read it. Then everyone can make up their own mind, and argue about it on the internet.

Be honest lads, obviously you'd have to be retarded to think we'll see ADoS, but do you think a Winds release is possible anytime soon? It's been so long now. The years just roll into each other with absolutely no news. I just want to read it lads.

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Qyburn should be higher up.

also
>All-seeing bran having any use for Master of Whispers
>All-pas-knowing Bran having any need for Grand Maester

Why would the houses of the Reach accept Bronn as their Lord when he's a lowborn cutthroat nobody to them and they all have more legitimate claims to his lordship?

Why would the houses of the Stormlands accept Gendry as their Lord when he's a bastard legitimized by a now-dead mad Queen?

Who even were half of those lords at the meeting in the Dragonpit?

Why would any lords outside of the North agree to have Bran as their King when his house isn't even part of the Six Kingdoms now, and when his legitimacy is based solely on him being the Three-Eyed Raven and him helping to defeat the White Walkers - neither of which anyone outside of the now independent North would have any reason to believe considering the White Walkers never made it more south than Winterfell?

How could Bran effectively prevent the inevitable civil wars/wars of independence that will result across the Six Kingdoms in the coming months?

Why did Jon being revealed to be a Targaryen ultimately amounted to nothing? If this was not revealed nothing of importance would have changed

Why would the lords of Westeros upkeep Jon's exile to the Nights Watch when the Unsullied - the only people who wanted Jon exiled in the first place - left Westeros immediately afterwards?

What purpose does the Nights Watch even serve now with the White Walkers gone and the Wildlings no longer a threat?

Why would the Unsullied travel to Naarth when it's canonically established that Naarth is inhabited by poisonous butterflies that kill all non-natives?

Where did all the Dothraki go?

Why was the Azor Ahai prophesy completely forgotten about after being a major sub-plot of the show for 8 years?

Go take a shower nerd

They call him Marty

Noh, we'll get more backstory about incest family
>tfw no kino backstory of other great houses except some Maester bullet point
>tfw no ADOS ever and no TWOW until a few extra years at least

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The tyrells were upstarts, it does makes a bit of sense just not fucking bronn

1. because he's funny. have sex.
2. because he's cool. have sex.
3. doesnt matter. have sex.
4. because he doesnt want it. have sex.
5. he has psychic powers. have sex.
6. it made dany go crazy. have sex.
7. they would come back. have sex.
8. repairing the wall. have sex.
9. non canon. have sex.
10. back to essos. have sex.
11. prophecies are fake. have sex.

FAegon holds Kings Landing
Dany uses dragonfire, ignites wildfyre caches

Since Gordo sired no heirs, who do you think he has in his will as the inheritor of the book copyrights when he dies?

Aye.

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Will you have sex with me?

aye.

He has no cock :DDD

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THEY CHEERED IT, IT'S NOT FAIR BROS THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO CRY, THE FINALE IS FUCKING RUINED

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Disney

>FAegon holds KL
>people love him so much that they actually gladly put themselves as meat shields/hostages to force a stalemate
>something something Dany is already half mad by that point and decides to urn them like those who supported slavers in Slavers' Bay as a final act towards madness

HAVE SEX

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So why didn't Grey Worm didn't kill Jon after he killed Dany?

Darkstar?

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>just not fucking bronn
agreed

doesn't look like that

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The answer to all of these questions is very simple: D&D have betters things to do with their time, like getting Star Wars money.

Is there anything these retards won't cheer on?

They're hipsters, who cares

I would rather have faegon tha fucking bran on the throne in the end

Does this just finally prove that they're literal NPCs programmed to react as the show wants them to react?

I don't think they've ever reacted against the show

what is this hairstyle called?

But Doran was Oberyn's only brother

Good lord I forget how they're retarded, they should have just said it was Quentyn or something

the nights watch was explained in the show

sleazecore

Yeah, seems like all the shit D&D pulled to make her look evil actually worked on the average thrones viewer. Nobody even seems to care how incredibly rushed it all is.

I WANT TO SEE THIR REACTION TO BRAN KING AND JON FUCKIGN OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE

Cleganebowl will serve a purpose in the story and not just fanservice
Jaime will hopefully have an actual character arc
Arya wont be so anime
Varys actually has something to do

Why exactly would Tyrion not be included in the book?

Maybe it's Lewyn Martell, has the show ever mentioned him dying during Robert's Rebellion? If not, their version of him may have lived

Why he didn't become Prince immediately following Doran's death or why Ellaria had precedence over him wouldn't make sense but ah well

LMAO TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF AND HAVE SEX, INCEL

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Tyrion back with the big brained bantz

he is of the niggit.

lifter trigger

pls no

>There are characters who never made it onto the screen at all, and others who died in the show but still live in the books… so if nothing else, the readers will learn what happened to Jeyne Poole, Lady Stoneheart, Penny and her pig, Skahaz Shavepate, Arianne Martell, Darkstar, Victarion Greyjoy, Ser Garlan the Gallant, Aegon VI, and a myriad of other characters both great and small that viewers of the show never had the chance to meet. And yes, there will be unicorns… of a sort…


tell me Yea Forums which plotline are you excited about

GODS NED YOUR BASTARD MUST TAKE CARE OF BESSIE

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Nah, I'm done. I read 4 the books several years before the show aired and this fat fuck only released one book since the show was on the air. He's a hack who didn't have a vision after all, created too many characters and plot threads that he couldn't tie together, the threads were already coming loose in Dance. It's a shame too, because it could have been a modern classic, and if he finished it with integrity before the show caught up, we could have gotten a piece of fantasy media that was truly special. Or maybe not. Maybe D&D and HBO would have inserted their female empowerment propaganda into it either way. Whatever, I don't care any more.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG

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No Drogon (semental que monta el mundo) /10

right before she is crowned Queen of the Norf, Sansa is taking a ceremonial bath, helped by two scantily clad handmaidens. her royal wet, soapy tits are shown on screen in full display for a full two seconds.
there. I fixed your finale. I'll have my million bucks now pls.

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>ADOS not even started
I hope he has some plot lines for the ghost writer they'll hire after his heart attack

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STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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Game of Thrones isn't the kind of series that's supposed to wrap up with an "ending". It's supposed to just continue on and on indefinitely, like the CK2 mod game. People plot and scheme and murder, invasions are launched, wars are fought, weddings are had, and it's continued by their children and grandchildren forever and ever

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>just as the show creates interest in the books
Man is that guy a brainlet or what? That's a pretty good reason for sitting on completed novels.

As rheagar and Lysa?

yo who else has done nothing in the past 8 weeks but be in /got/?

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>No royal foot massage
3/10 best I can do

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That one short scene where Dany touches the throne. She is a fucking psychopath that murdered hundreds of thousands, but I still felt something in that moment. She had achieved what she was dreaming of her whole life, even if only for one short moment.
I felt absolutely nothing for the rest of the episode (besides anger).

Yup

The only good thing about the end was Jon riding out with the free folk

STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

>I fucked your mom and your sister too

THE WHEEL IS BROKEN N' SHEEEIT THO

I had a similar idea

>post credit scene
>Bran is in his wheelchair in the ruined throne room, warging
>all his servants are gathering swords on his command
>Slow, heavy wing flap sounds are getting closer
>Drogon is descending into the middle of the ruined throne room
>his eyes are rolled back like those of Bran
>Drogon lands, Bran unwargs and starts speaking
Preparations are underway, your grace
>Drogon unleashes flames on the swords, carefully reforging them into a true 1000 sword throne
>A figure descends from Drogon's back, heavy army boots hitting the ground
>It's Stannis
At last, I claim what is mine by right
>and who are you

The part where it ended, mostly. I can't wait to forget all about it.

That he foolishly took his unsullied army to Nasty where they all perished of a certain disease.

Missing the following lads:
Barristan el audaz
Ramsay sin camisa
20 buenos hombres
rey loco Aerys

more or less

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>Stark mother
>Looks like a Baratheon
>Is actually a Targaryen

WHO THE FUCK IS JON SNOW

Having an elected ruler by committee causes more scheming, plotting and uprising than birthrite

Also what's stopping war from breaking out immediately after the show ended because other kingdoms remembered they want independence?

Also what's stopping the old "wheel" coming back once Bran dies, especially as he can bear no children

It had feels, but I just realized is correct.

There's no reason for Jon to be on the Night Watch if the castrated Arabs aren't even on the same continent, and the walkers are all dead.

FOR STANNIS

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N+For'n Whoar=J

MILKY BOY

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Is he coping?

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yup it was the last time so i took full advantage of it

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N+W=J
All the rest is Bran's machinations to end up on the throne

If Qyburn were alive he'd invent a syringe to extract Bran's semen and use it for artificial insemination.

Azor Ahai meant nothing because of BLUE eyes (night king), BROWN eyes (.....) and GREEN eyes (.....)

I miss her already lads.

She'll never have a big role again, will she?

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Doesn't the lord of light get off when people burn? Then why did he bring Jon back? So Jon can kill the only person who'd light up thousands of infidels?

is nursing until the age of 8 the secret to chad-dom, lads?

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

Barristan is in there as Lector de Libros (because his actor was pissed about his character's treatment). And Ramsay sin Camisa is in there as Twenty of Goodmen.

isn't she pretty much box office poison? haven't all of her movies failed spectacularly?

>Implying bran won't have a Weirwood tree planted in the throne room to live in its branches forever thereby eliminating the need for a new election, ever
Seems like you didn't fathom the full implications of 3ER's master plan

But none of them were her fault.

Can't blame her for solo but Genisys definitely sucked. Has she done anything else?

IT WAS HER TURN!!!!!

She'll end up in soap operas

>steals your big milker strategist girlfriend
LANCEL
MORE
BREASTMILK
I NEED TO GROW STRONG

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>what's the point of the nights watch now?

It would have made much more sense if in Jon's grief he decided to exile himself to beyond the wall with the wildlings

This entire season just feels like a first draft. Everything about it could be improved to make sense if you spend 5 minutes thinking about it

The showchad Robin
The bookvirgin Robert

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Jews aren't really creative.

Reminder that they took a year long break for this shit

As the North and the Wall are both independent now, what's stopping Jon returning to Winterfell?

GRRM is jewish

Pretty sure he's a goy.

I think the LoL bringing Jon back so that Dany will be conflicted and see him as a threat thats why she had to burn KL--either follow a dragonless Jon as king or her with a fucking dragon.

Dany already burned probably 20% of KL so thats like 200k people.

136th for Draco Baratheon

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He's a mischling

Does it still count as kikery when you're not aware of it?

Was Arya going west of Westeros foreshadowed?

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Nothing besides the fact that he probably doesn't want to return in the first place.

Apparently he's only 1/4th Ashkenazi, and he didn't even know it until he took a DNA test.

Does anyone still have the spoilers that were leaked? I want to see how much of it was right, because it seems like it was pretty much spot on

gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Andrew_McClay
the one true king

>as greyworm has now left westeros, what's sopping Jon from returning to winterfell

serious answer is he wants to be in the north anyway

>tfw this is literally just fucking Darkstar

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In the books, yes

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damn, I missed the lector de libros and twenty of goodmen.
Also waif and robb with greywind head

...

some posted on another thread, surelly relevant, Johns should not be exiled !

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Do you think there actually is some semi-official position as "Sword of the Evening" for when there's no one skilled enough to be sword of the Morning or just to do some plotting and sheit or was Darkstar just being edgy?

>should not be exiled !
The Unsullied who wanted him exiled are gone.
The north is now independant and does not adhere to the King's rule.
Why is Jon still going to the wall?

He's sick of the South, he wants the Norf
The REAL Norf of course
Also he missed Ghost after they noscoped his dragon, Targ fucking shit that he is

It's a fucking television show. Move on guys, stop being angry over a work of fiction. You shouldn't have invested so much time in this in the first place, there's far better uses of your time than eternally being angry about some stupid fucking show you will forget in a few years ever existed (because GRRM will never finish the books).

Because he doesn't want any more of it and wants to spend the rest of his days crying about Daenerys while he slowly freezes to death.

What did he do since he was resurrected?

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IMDB lists him as Quentyn

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he was used as a political puppet despite him not wanting any of it

luv me aunt
kill me aunt
simple as

It was okay, honestly.
Was just the Sansa and Arya ending that I really hated, and a few other things that only a handful of autists would point out

Bran's plan is to wait for the Unsullied to die from Butterfly fever or whatever its called in Naath and give Jon a pardon.

The End

Plus the fking 7K should be grateful to Jon, they didn't know what Dany's plans are. They might've got burned too.

Worse case scenario is Jon being labelled as Kin- and Queenslayer after being pardoned but he's been called worse.

I liked it I’m ngl

????
I see just "Dornish Prince"

based Theon got out of this show literally seconds before it became irredeemable garbage

what the actual FUCK?

Muh qwen

Well he is listed as Quentyn somewhere, I just don't remember where.

based

Stark and Dayne brotherhood sealed with a bastard

The doggo

Remember when Arya found the white horse and rode out of Kings Landing and then the finale starts with Arya in the middle of Kings Landing

after GoT paychecks she does't need anymore big roles

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GOT's last season would have been better if we saw Danny die right away and we got to see the fallout of said death rather than a couple shitty scenes that seem to imply everyone was pretty much okay with it.

Doesn't mean I want to see her any less ;_;

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LAMO she'll spend them all in antidepressants after seeing how her character ended

Where is El Uno

King of Shit endings likes Ending of GOT.

My surprise at his statement was -100%

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Thought the same
What the fuck was the point of the horse scene? They could have thrown it out and nothing would change.
>inb4 muh symbolism

I hope they get cancer.

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This season seriously reminded me of the end of the Stand. Most of the book breezes by in bliss, then at the end it all crashes into this jumbled incoherent mess of bullshit.

Yet Clarke also had another, more personal reaction to Dany’s meltdown. “I have my own feelings [about the storyline] and it’s peppered with my feelings about myself,” she admits. “It’s gotten to that point now where you read [comments about] the character you [have to remind yourself], ‘They’re not talking about you, Emilia, they’re talking about the character.”

Like many actors who have played the same role for a long time, Clarke identifies with her character and has put much of herself into the role. She believes in Daenerys’ confidence, idealism and past acts of compassion. As the actress wrote in a New Yorker essay in March, she played the Breaker of Chains through some life-threatening personal hardships, secretly enduring two brain embolisms during her early years on the show. “You go on set and play a badass and you walk through fire and that became the thing that saved me from considering my own mortality,” she wrote. Clarke has drawn strength from Daenerys and infused Daenerys with her strength.

“I genuinely did this, and it’s embarrassing and I’m going to admit it to you,” Clarke says. “I called my mom and—“ Clarke shifts into a tearful voice to perform the conversation as she reenacts the call: “I read the scripts and I don’t want to tell you what happens but can you just talk me off this ledge? It really messed me up.’ And then I asked my mom and brother really weird questions. They were like: ‘What are you asking us this for? What do you mean do I think Daenerys is a good person? Why are you asking us that question? Why do you care what people think of Daenerys? Are you okay?’”

“And I’m all: ‘I’m fine! … But is there anything Daenerys could do that would make you hate her?’”

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Kettle meet black

I really liked how they did danny's death scene. All giddy and positive as if she didn't just massacre a fuck ton of people.

>The Stand

honestly one of King's better endings. he actually set it up and it has symbolic value.

IT, on the other hand...

Darkstar is just some faggy fanfic character. The real sword of the morning is JoJo Baeyne

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I've read many King books.... not one with a non TrashFire ending..

If he's ever written bad or better endings, I don't know what those stories are.

If Stand is one of King's better endings....

The office is talking about the series finale.

AMA

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>>the nights watch has no purpose for being except as a colony for social lepers
That's a pretty compelling reason to keep it, though.

It reminds me watching someone in a coma and you to terminate their life support.

The best characters

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Azor Sneed

what do they think about Une? Was his introduction handled well?

formerly chuck

How is she so cute?

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King's landing will burn and dany will go to westeros
Cersie will probably be queen for 2 chapters

Viserys!

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Une should be here. Not sure about his ranking. He is a mystery, we haven't seen him release his full reiatsu yet

>turbohack likes hackneyed badly written garbage
Color me surprised.

A daring synthesis

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>what do they think about Une?

They didnt even notice him. I had to explain why Brienne got a vote for like 3 minutes tho

Anne was really happy she died desu

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Fucking hell, a day later and I'm even more mad at the finale.
Dany's descent would have been great if there were like 10 more episodes to let it foster further. Also, she died and there was no time to let it settle; immediately to choosing a king and a minor epilogue as to where characters go.
So much fucking missed potential.

the long night was really good, for a dumb fantasy battle movie. It actually helps if you remove the context and only mind the cinematography.

Who the fuck is Une?

>lysa

une farte, castellan of storms end

>cinematography
lol, pic related

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Fuck Jesus

i liked the decision to make the dumb big fight the dark and silent episode

Sorry for bad english, I am Russia

First time in got threads, gotta shit out my fanfiction anime tier version of the last season.

First of all - scratch the NK origin story. Then fast forvard to the Long Ninght. Bran is having his autistic visions. We see long winter, deserted and unfamiliar towns, then some great hall with noble men. A raven flies in and sits on a statue. One man says in unkown tongue, subtitled: "Hm, a raven. Havent seen birds in awhile". "What bird, Wierdnorthname?" - asks the man on the throne. There is no raven. Cut to Bran, he tells everybody that he needs a white walker brought to him alive (? not in an ice bucket)

Some squad heroically captures one of the WW, you can make it really clever and thrilling. He's brought back to Bran. The undead army is about to attack. Bran adresses him: "Weirdnorthname" and wargs out hard.

"Wierdnorthname! What bird?" We see the King of the First Men. His wise eyes narrowed. Beisde him is a woman. Red Witch? But with white hair. She seems a bit frightened.The king says: "It is not Wierdnorthname anymore. Speak, spirit, I was expecting miracles before the final night. What do you want?"

Cut to undeads charging, the living army barely holds the walls, Bran is still warging out hard in front of the WW, the heroes become worried the shit aint gonna work. Cut to the NK's cold stare.

Cut to the past NK's kind face. The posessed man tells him in propheticly retarded way: "Your bitch is evil, this ritual will not save your kingdom. You think you save yourself from the winter, but you will bring the long winter itstead, longer then ever. You will lose yourself and bring death to the land." The White witch interrupts it, says foul spirits always try to lead us astray. NK agrees but seems a bit concerned.

Cut to the battle, the situation is dire. We see spooky WWs. Cut to the past, they make their bone chilling oaths to the NK, they promise eternal loyality "And our kin.." NK ressurects the dead "Will serve you..

(CONT) So it seems that old NK got under the influence of the Bitch, Stannis-style. (But she is not Red Witch? We dont know yet) She said that this time the winter wil stay so long, you kingdom won't survive. So we gotta make one ritual, you and your lords will be put in magic slumber, you wont be hurt by cold. But when the winter is over you wake up, Some people that would have come and settle from the south would build you a new kingdom (thats why you all gotta say some magic oath) and all would be cheeki-breeki. The bitch had malicious intent. We see the ritual we see how it played out, it keeps cutting in and out past/present. Turns out the ritual itself caused the first long night, being self-fulfilling prophesy.

Nk is inside the castle. All that time their motivation was to midlessly reclaim the land, twisted version of his initial desires. He comes close to the Keep. A raven, true Three Eyed Raven, sits infront of him. Close up on NK's eyes losing a bit of the cold glimpse, some hint of the humanity. Cut to the posesed man in back there saying something Like you will see me in the future, I'll understand how the bitch was wrong. The other bitch will help you. Undead army stops and Bran tells to let the NK and WWs in.

Im tired of typing this shit so long story short, Bran has silent conversation with NK, tells the people whats what's what. The Red Witch has to ressurect NK with fire magic, freeing him from the curse of Undeath. It's all dramatic AF. And then we do deal with Cercei plot, redemption arks, whatever the fuck else arks. Change alot of the dumb shit in s6 and s7 also.

One day I'll have sex

Based Anne. What is her milker/brapper/feet game like?

b-based russian fan fic poster

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His wife, probably

That's why the others should've won

Sansa and Tyrion both should have died

Yea Forums ruined the series

normies ruined the series


ASOIAF used to be Yea Forums ONLY

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GRRM hates fanfiction, I genuinelly believe that Darkstar is his way of mocking it

I'm glad he has no heirs. Then we dont get the retarded situation when his hack leech kids try and continue the story like with Jurt and the dune guy
Hopefully he has left instructions for another writer to continue if he dies

Fun, creative rewrite user. It's a real shame what they could've done with this show with writers that gave a shit about telling a story - any story - instead of looking for the most contrived way to reach the end.

well yea, thats obvious

>that damn smile

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>Well written good ending
Too cliché
>Well written bad ending
This is what the fans expected so don't do it
>Shittily written bad ending
No one would be happy
>Shittily written good ending
PERFECTION

BRABO DABID

>How will it all end? I hear people asking. The same ending as the show? Different?

>Well… yes. And no. And yes. And no. And yes. And no. And yes.

>There are characters who never made it onto the screen at all, and others who died in the show but still live in the books… so if nothing else, the readers will learn what happened to Jeyne Poole, Lady Stoneheart, Penny and her pig, Skahaz Shavepate, Arianne Martell, Darkstar, Victarion Greyjoy, Ser Garlan the Gallant, Aegon VI, and a myriad of other characters both great and small that viewers of the show never had the chance to meet. And yes, there will be unicorns… of a sort…

George setting expectations sky high

>tfw 3:52

youtube.com/watch?v=QOO6wJy1Ivo

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This is D&D they didn't give a shit either. People who actually care about writing are a minority.

Remember that normalfags only started to review bomb on IMDB after Dany went mad when all the other episodes were written just as bad.

Thanks for the (you)'s

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Why do you think jews took over media? They can literally control minds like this, average people just eat up whatever they are served on TV without even thinking about anything.

>unicorns.... of a sort....
inb4 Stannis takes Winterfell and finds that Ransay has turned Jayne Poole into a horrific mutilated mongoloid with a blade or something lodged in her head

He's talking about the unicorn-goats of Skagos

she lived, right bros?

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Even if I played a Karstark, I would never, EVER wear a Karstark t-shirt

you realize stannis has jayne poole right?

You can't imagine how cringy it is to hear 40yo women discuss GoT at work in a small russian town. How more normie can it possibly be? I told them I dont watch tv shows.

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georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/20/an-ending/

> I’ve consulted on a video game out of Japan
> I’ve consulted on a video game out of Japan
> I’ve consulted on a video game out of Japan
> I’ve consulted on a video game out of Japan
> I’ve consulted on a video game out of Japan

GAME OF THRONES IS SAVED

GET READY FOR A GOT WAIFU DATING SIM

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She lives in my heart bro

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STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

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>fugly girl with nice tits
best choice

The Starks are themselves descended from a bastard son sired by the last remaining Stark child (a woman) and a Wildling king-beyond-the-wall. So there is a precedence.

Fuck if I would want to see a well made anime series made out of this.

>virgin dating sim
WRONG
It's CHAD asoiafborne

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>Melt the iron throne as a dramatic symbol of the dangers such a lust for power possess
>Get a new King anyway
Nothing mattered, nothing changed

STANNISSTANNIS
STANNISSTANNIS
STANNISSTANNIS
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STANNISSTANNIS
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>open world
dropped

Current mood: horny

>Wanting every female character to be turned into KAWAII UGUU~ with huge eyes and annoying voices
No thank you
I wouldn't mind the influx of Arya loli porn though

who is this guy tho?

>fookin legend that low

WHEN IS THE WINDS OF WINTER COMING OUT

her feet aren't the same size. she's white so her brapper is shit

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Simply epic

What are you talking about? It just says japanese video game.

It's not.

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i love that whole scene.
a bit sad for her tho, but justice well served.

TRUE KING OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, A BARATHEON FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDELS AND THE FIRST MEN, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, MASTER OF SHIPS, KING IN THE NARROW SEA, KING AT THE WALL AND AZOR AHAI REBORN

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trips confirm the one true king

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Sometimes I read old NotABlog posts from 2011-2013 and see how excited and overjoyed GRRM was about the show, he was so much more stress-free, like he couldn't believe his luck

He seems much more like a bitter grumpy jaded old man now.

Convince me not to rewatch season 7 RIGHT NOW

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*andals

theres no topless Dany scenes

Is it wishful thinking to expect a last secret episode where Stannis comes in and sweeps the seven kingdoms? I feel like Stannis was hinted pretty hard in the last few episodes.

the entire season feels like horrible fanfiction

Anybody know where to find GoT nudes/webms? Need me some of that top tier Tyrell softcore.

I feel dead.

Can't blame him, I was the same way, and I'm also a bitter grumpy jaded old man at 24.

la princesa de las espinas its at least b tier

Holocausting randos and showing how the basic foot soldiers (whom we’ve seen burned, slaughtered, mangled and maimed) are fucking assholes as well when the sack of a city commences (cut down everything, pillage and rape what you can). The set-up made no sense though. Only good part this season.

Nothing.
>Look how they massacred my boy.

this it anons thanks for the journey

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just watch the tsundere dany scenes only

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Too late, no going back now.

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the chad embrace

/got/ will never die

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sansa that nigga

Only what is dead may never die. And we are the knights of summer.

What is dead may never die

>you realize stannis has jayne poole right?
Though she is slightly mutilated because she'll lose half her nose to frostbite. Not to mention what's been done to her body though she at least has her fingers and toes.

Why is everybody so mad at Bran, when he has been a victim of bad writing for multiple seasons now? I expect GRRM will make him a much more sensible choice in the books by the end.

>The North is highly-patriarchal. High Garden and Dorne give female rulers more power.
Just Dorne really, High Garden was a special case because the lord died and Olanna was a the power behind the throne. The actual lord was her idiot son Mace Tyrell though, it's just that he was a puppet.

But a matrilineal marriage can exist anywhere, it's just a question of status. It's insulting to marry matrilineally so unless it's a low status male marrying a high status female, it's unlikely. A great house like Stark though, sure. They could marry someone who would otherwise never get that kind of power and wealth, any banner-man level lord would probably be happy enough about it and it ties that family closer to the Starks which will benefit them for generations.
We don't know who that would be since Sansa hasn't so much as looked at any of the surviving men but whatever. It would need to be someone that grew up a noble, so not Gendry say, and someone who wasn't already lord of wherever, so definitely not Gendry. Probably need to be a northman too.
We haven't seen enough of the northmen to say who that could be, they all seem to be 50yo men with Dwarf-tier grey beards, none are posh enough for Sansa's tastes.

Wew, so some nobody NPC's have more common sense than the average Danyfag?
Kinda makes sense desu

>>davos has family
Only a wife who he wasn't that faithful too.
All his sons died in the war, most at the battle of Blackwater Bay.

>>blackfish was killed in jaime's "no loss of life" siege of riverrun
Brienne wrote that and she wasn't there.

>sam never got any maester links and is still sworn to the nights watch
The maester links troubled me too, though the nights watch is whatever at this point, I didn't think any of them survived Winter fell desu

>>the nights watch has no purpose for being except as a colony for social lepers
Wildlings still gonna wild. Though they'll have to come pretty far south to raid since the Nightking presumably cleansed everything north of Winterfell.

>Why would the houses of the Reach accept Bronn as their Lord when he's a lowborn cutthroat nobody to them and they all have more legitimate claims to his lordship?
They're mostly dead anyway, Tyrell loyalists got btfo'd repeatedly, then Cersei ones like Tarley did. Who's left?

>Why would the houses of the Stormlands accept Gendry as their Lord when he's a bastard legitimized by a now-dead mad Queen?
Because he's a legitimised bastard which is perfectly legal.

>How could Bran effectively prevent the inevitable civil wars/wars of independence that will result across the Six Kingdoms in the coming months?
When a flock of crows shows up to your secret meeting about rebelling and shits on your battleplans, you might remember that the king is spooky and think twice.

>What purpose does the Nights Watch even serve now with the White Walkers gone and the Wildlings no longer a threat?
Border patrol, wildlings are still wild.

The answer to the rest is bad writing (also have sex).

underrated