"The kid is whooping continually," said the unidentified woman. "You don't bring a kid that goes 'Whoop, whoop, whoop...

>Paying customers have to deal with constantly ear-grating interruptions to appease one woman and her emotionally retarded half-bake which should have rolled down her arsecrack

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I don't understand why anyone goes to the theater. Or restaurants, or concerts, or anywhere else where many people go. The more people around you, the worse your experience, every time.

The parents for taking their freak kid to a movie theater

You got a problem little buckaroo?

13% of moviegoers are responsible for 52% of the whooping.

Based hermit.

Only one saying what everyone's thinking in the theater desu

Her quote is 100% accurate. If your kid is mentally disabled to the point that constantly moan out loud, scream, or just make loud noises you don't bring them to a fucking public movie, it's that simple.

It's on you as a parent to not let your kid ruin things for other people or be annoying.

We have to whoop back

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>"Be patient. Be kind if you encounter a child with special needs."
Then perhaps consider some kind of activity where people can be kind and patient, and not one where people need to fucking uses their senses to take in what's in front of them.

>"You don't bring a kid that goes 'Whoop, whoop, whoop,' every other minute to the movie.

God damn, why is this so funny. I'm fucking dying here

The parents must also be autistic. Or I guess it could also be the black part.

They have sensory screenings for autistic kids
amctheatres.com/programs/sensory-friendly-films

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

I know it’s not politically correct but i fucking hate retards. They’re so fucking obnoxious.

this was a children’s movie at 9am. this lady is a cunt

how is she wrong? she wasn't going "HAHAH LOOK AT THIS RETARD LMAO", she was commenting on how its the parents responsibility to make better choices than this

literally nothing wrong with this

This, best time to go is afternoon.

to be fair it's fucking Dumbo, seeing children and retards inside is appropriate

Maybe he doesn't like queers

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Do they allow singles? Asking for a friend

>autistic person going WOOP WOOP

is she down with the clown?

It's pretty funny. I'd probably be more entertained by a whooping autist than Dumbo anyway. This "news" piece is already better than that shitshow, I'm sure seeing it in person would have me wheezing.

>mature screenings
Who the fuck else is showing up?

racism is not a good look for this board, sweatie

WHOOP WHOOP
PULL OVER THAT ASS IS TOO FAT

Retard should have been put down

wow saying you hate retards on Yea Forums, really going out on a limb there buddy

Get a gun. Learn how to use it

Post the YouTube link plz

Who the fuck goes to a movie at 9am?

Actually, who the fuck goes to a movie at 9am and then complains about kids making noise? What the fuck?

Lol I wanna see john wick with a bunch of tards and start running up and down the stairs screaming

You better watch out then.

>Who the fuck goes to a movie at 9am?
People with autistic kids apparently.

I went to a furry movie midday on easter weekend and those little toddler shits were quiet as church mice. Normal children don't behave that way, only genetically debased ones.

Can't help but agree with the urban chimp

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>go to theater to see the latest Tim Burton kino
>enjoying the whimsical tone and wacky characters
>WHOOP
>Danny Devito said something funny bu-WHOOP
>marvel at the state of the art CG-WHOOP
>WHOOP
>WHOOP
>can hardly hear the movie over the WHOOP
>WHOOP

whoop whoop whoop

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People want to be seen or feel like they are a part of something big. Its disgusting. I always laugh when something bad happens at these things.

What the fuck is that cotton mouthed fat head goblina mother talking about?

I'm not going to 'ask about what's wrong with her'. The fact is that dumb monkey knows there is something wrong with her and it's not ok to just bring someone into a theater and let them do that. There are special showing for those children.

I'm not judging the child I'm judging that fat low IQ ape.

slatestarcodex.com/2014/12/17/the-toxoplasma-of-rage/

If you go to a movie and are lucky enough to have an autist whooping through it, you take that gift from the universe and cherish it. You can always see the movie a second time. But the chances of seeing it again with a whoop-tard in attendance: almost 0.

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>OHMYGAWD YOU JUST RUINED DUMBO FOR ME!

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this is an average capeshitter

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

>WHOOP THERE IT IS

m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-FOofo3vLg

Remember when we put tards and spazzies in cages called sanitariums. Pepperidge farms remembers.

I've worked with the mentally ill/disabled for my degree, so I'm somewhat split on the issue. The woman being annoyed with the child is understandable. But the public freak out, and berating her in front her family, is not. Considering that people with these disorders, especially children, honestly can't help/control it (or else this wouldn't be an issue). And they're have been cases where humiliating the patient (or simply attempting to) ends up instead worsening that condition/habit (ex.: the girl becoming worse at the whooping sound). In addition, that public freak out a self-centered and, for want of a better word, bitch move.

>However, the general annoyances you see from children are why I don't go to see kids movies.

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So, avengers endgame?

WHOOP WHOOP
DATS DA SOUND OF DA POLEEZ

based schizoid

>going to a Disney movie before 11 a.m.
>ever

you are straight up asking for it

Based non sociopath poster.

>hurr durr you're ignorant for criticizing me for taking a retard who can't keep quiet to a fucking movie
No. It's not ignorance, I know your child is developmentally disabled I just don't give a fuck. It shouldn't be anyone else's problem and yet you are making that so. Keep that halfwit at home.

Yeah, I agree. The public freak out and berating the child is wrong.

Just go to the front desk and tell them what happened and that you want compensation. They'll give it to you.

Nah fuck that, there's plenty of shit you can take retards to and not annoy people. Nobody gives a fuck if your tard is making loud noises on a rollercoaster, everybody is, so don't take them to a fucking cinema.

They have special screenings for retards. Honestly if the theater hasn’t started that they should, both sides prevent valid reasons. As cruel as it is to the parent of the retarded kid the theater is for everyone and if your kid ruins everyone else’s day they shouldn’t go to a normal screening. The theater should provide a time for the disabled.

Kek'd heartily

you sounds like a cuck

>before 11 am

I didn’t even know theaters screened that early.

Went to a movie couple of years back. Just chilling during the pre-show when a herd of wheelchair riding tards get wheeled in with their handlers. About 5 of them, all moaning, whoooping, one of them randomly screams out twice in 5 minutes. Their handlers barely try and contain them.

I leave, ask at ticket counter for a refund. The teenage guy there asks why...

I say 'it's a little noisy in there, can't hear the movie'.

He smirks and gives me a refund and a voucher for the candy bar next time.

Even the staff hate the tards.

I didn't realize being retarded was contagious.

Something like this happened on a 4 hour flight back home from vacation. Retard kept whooping every 5 seconds and everyone just endured without saying anything. Not much you can do anyways, but it was loud enough to still hear it with headphones on.

It’s not the kids fault she’s retarded, but her parents need to fucking accept that she is disabled, so certain things she unfortunately won’t be able to do like able people can. I’m pretty sure there are tard screenings for certain films depending on where you live. There are other options but they chose the one that ruins it for everyone else.

Holy shit, the language in that article/video is manipulative as fuck

>The parents will literally hold his arms and walk him outside with ear protection on while he whoops and hollers.
my fucking sides

>happy noises

How? He has a towel jammed in his mouth.

She wasn't mocking. Bad journalism.

It's not the kid's fault, nobody is blaming the kid not even the lady in the video. The parent(s) are the issue in this situation.
Nobody likes an annoying kid ruining shit for people. Nobody likes when shitty parents let their brat kids run around being chaotic or loud in a store or a restaurant or a movie or anything else that is a social setting.
It's not the kid's fault they are born with this condition but just because your kid is retarded does not make them and you the parent magically exempt from social etiquette and decency, they have movie showing and such specially for disabled children that does not hinder everyone else.
The parent is a piece of shit with no regard for other people.

Acting retarded is. Look at the state of Yea Forums.

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It’s not their fault since their brains literally don’t work, but I get you man. They’re annoying to deal with and working in a service industry it pisses me off when people expect me to babysit their tards for them while they go off and do something else. Firstly, it’s not my job to look after your mongoloid, and secondly the mongoloid is probably scared shitless without it’s wrangler there and starts being even more retarded than usual because of it.

It can’t be that hard for wranglers to do their fucking job, can it?

Everyone who left the theater started whooping shortly after now we’re all gonna get it

WHOOP

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based nicofag

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That's why we need to pretend to be horny so we can attract horny people and drive up the demand for more porn.

This. Nobody was shitting on the kid, but instead on the fat cunt who thinks the whole world needs to make an exemption for her issues.