Are there any mannerisms, catchphrases, styles etc. you've adopted from tv and film?
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Ever since I saw it in the theater i dress and act exactly like Joaquin Phoenix in You Were Never Really Here.
Literally every stranger I talk to tells me I sound like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theorey and I want to kill myself
I stopped going outside six months ago
I haven't shaved in two years and there still isn't any hair
OH HE TALKS LIKE A TV CHARACTER
HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE SHELDON
FUCK YOU HOWELL MICHIGAN I HATE EVERY ONE OF YOU
You gay and cute?
1... 2... 3... 4...
*moves toothpick in mouth*
"No."
I liked to stand like CIA
Say bitch on occasion like Jesse from bb
>parents bugging me to get a job
>whatever
>local pizza chain needs a delivery driver
>walk into store, wearing jeans, scorpion jacket, sunglasses, and driving gloves
>it’s pretty empty, its like 430 and only the manager is there
>”can I help you?”
>stare at him for a good minute
>he actually gets a little agitated
>I motion to the sign in the window “I drive”
>”oh, ok. You want an interview? Theres not much to it. If you can drive, and have a license, you’re pretty much hired”
>”…whats the job?”
>he looks at me a little confused
>”you deliver pizzas to the customer, and answer phones”
>fuck, I hadn’t counted on the phones
>I have severe social anxiety, I can’t really talk to people
>turn around to leave
>as I walk out the door, I turn around
>”what’s a fucking jew like you doing owning a pizzeria?”
It's because you talk like a faggot and now there's a famous person who talks like one too
I look and dress exactly like this
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Cringe, but second-hand kind. I feel like you'll never understand what makes Sheldon so embarrassing, and so you will never grow up. I am sorry, brainlet-kun
>Literally every stranger I talk to tells me I sound like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theorey and I want to kill myself
The guy who plays sheldon literally has mild autism, so he just acts like an overexaggerated version of himself.
youtube.com
does listening to the soundtrack from a movie almost every day count?
I've been told I look like gosling by a large number of people and I unironically wear bomber jackets
sometimes I like to turn into a skeleton like Marv from Home Alone 2
Kek. Driveposting > Baneposting
I say Chucks fuck and suck whenever I talk about brothels now.
I blow on my fingers like The Accountant every time I do something important like troll one of you guys
randomly mumbling 'bane?' from time to time
based non-fatal electrocution, temporary skeletalization poster
iktf
>anyone tells me anything
lel'd at the mental image thank you user
>I fucking live for the morning/afternoon commute. I keep a job solely for this part of each day.
>change my tires
Best read of my night. Thanks.
Literally the worst movie ever
I see you've taken on the persona of the faggot from the last gay porno you watched
You're a bold one
No I just have good taste
Literal Drive fans
I've adopted Yea Forums's style of acting stupid
I bet he drives a Prius
I'm always doing weird smooth movements in any activity, like pulling up my cellphone from my pocket I spin it around quickly before turning it on.
I don't know why I do this or where did I copy it from but it just happens.
Yeah I've become a big racist and use the n word a lot
Since he always plays himself
I walk around like Michael Myers and move like him. Gives me a feeling of power.
I fingerbang people and say "kachow", so you all need to get on my level
Most of the dialogue from the first 4 Pirates of the Caribbeans
I act like RdJ in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, works like a charm
I also walk around like Jack Sparrow to fool people into thinking I'm not dangerously nimble
you're probably a fag
Every time after I watch Tarkovsky I move more theatrically and I speak slower and more dramatically for atleast like 12 hours afterwards. After I watched Stalker I became very distant and would sort of look worried and move hesitantly.
I do the prolonged SHEEEEEEEIT from the wire on occasion
>gf tells me i’m so good at making her shake
>say the line
>she laughs, and we have hop back in bed
feels bender man
>literally
kys fagshit
After watching Twin Peaks season 3 I've started acting like Dougie Jones to my co-workers. I drink their coffee and mutter single words to them. It's pretty kekworthy the looks on their faces.
I sit in ramen bars with a trenchcoat mumbling lines from Blade Runner to myself.
Gosling drove a Prius for a while.
Sieg heil mostly.
I tell people when Im in a bind but have a solution that I have an angle, referencing heavy metal. I also pick some phrases up here or there if I really like them
Whenever someone walks into the bar I yell out "NORM" even if the person's name isn't Norm. I've been kicked out of a couple bars but I'll never stop.
Whenever someone asks !e how I'm doing I say "chillin'. Killin'." from the WAAZZAAAAA scene in Scary Movie
Sometimes at night I like to pretend I'm Edward Norton in American History X...have to be near a curb though. No particular reason.
I’ve got mild OCD and I’ve literally been saying ‘Hammmmburger’ at awkward times for the past several weeks after seeing an Alonzo Jones set.
Hohoho ayy ayyyy? Ayyy?
You like to be a top guuy like me, ayy? Ayy? Ay ay....
The 'ol Chop Chop, ayy? Hohoho!
Its funny ya? Ay ay ay? Hanh? Rioht?
Do you hear me what i am saying dear? Ayy? Ay? Ayy?
>"Chopper" i lovef that dizzy psychopath and for a while i loved doing a joke, then go on with the "ay? Ay?" , because most of my jokes were dumb improv bits while making time with the class qt's in art class. Just the pure persistence and blind retardation made it funny after a while. I really admired Chopper Reed because he was a stupid fuck and he knew it, and really there was no other way in the world he was going to make as a normie. So might as well enjoy life and be a violent murderous, but lovable and honorable stand-over man.
I still do it sometimes
............ want a toothpick?
fuck you and howell is based as fuck
Thinly veiled bane quotes during casual conversations with Boomers who don't understand what memes are.
>my mom still cries over the lost baby pictures
Baneposting, and have picked up on mannerisms of Stannis
This is easy. Conclude an argument with this, and people pull back immediately.
I think I caught a little bit of the candence of Jeff Winger from Community. Not meaning in terms of chad just in style of speaking.
That and Ross' Freeman from Freeman's Mind
I work with a guy called Mark and he now hates this guy
i hate black people because of pic related
I've noticed that after watching Mad Men I say "Come on" and "Oh, come on" like how Don says it. If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.
STERNNNNNN
Pretty good. This could be a scene in the sequel.
Have you tried voice exercises and talking from a different part of your body?
Son of Driver
I say "Hello there" when meeting somebody unexpected or find something interesting or valuable
Mirin those tris and delts. Routine?
lots of spinning
It took a movie?
My friends tell me I talk out of my ass all the time but I don't get it, I feel like it's coming from my throat
Not sure if its tv related but I always say, "d'ya know what I mean?" at the end of my sentences because of Liam Gallagher
I cycle through acting like different people because I have basically no self esteem and hate myself. I also have a lot of anxiety so it helps to imagine myself as someone else in social situations. It started with musicians, I was first inspired by Kurt Cobain in this way, so I'd adopt aspects of his personality and clothing into my own. Then it was Elliott Smith, later GG Allin.
For other people that I've tried to emulate from film include Howard Stern, Norm MacDonald, Sam Hyde, Tim Heidecker, Tom Green, Harmony Korine, and that's all I can think of right now. Pretty gay, I know.
Based. I always bitch out and never let my beard get to that length
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Yep. Based.
>be me
>18 year old kissless virgin
>go see drive in movie theater
>i-am-enlightened.jpg
>get kino jacket
>nothing
>stop talking
>they don't notice me
>toothpick and stare
>still a ghost
>2013
>find 2011 Ford Mustang GT 5.0L V8 with Cobra Spoiler for 27K
>bitches flock
>she agrees to go on date with me
>take her to Taco Bell
>she isn't impressed but order three Triple Crunchwrap Supremes with extra Fire Sauce to impress m'lady
>go see latest Gooseling Kino in theaters
>Taco Bell hits me harder than autism
>driving her home and she asks me what this thing can do?
>engine revs
>needle threads
>pull down pants and NOS shit all over her
>screaming and crying
>sell car and go back to being a autist
I've somewhat taken on Daniel Day Lewis' accent from There Will Be Blood.
>I Drank Your Milkshake!
I like it and it feels natural.
What's that from?
I keep saying iz only smellz in a vaguely european accent at nightclubs
hasn't worked out for me yet