WATCHING KINO Edition
NEW EPISODE NOW, COMRADES!
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/RBMK/ - Chernobyl
RADMURE
oh god
1st for talking ghouls
I’m scared of radiation poisoning now bros
>25 years old
fuck
>tfw have to wait for torrent
who else here torrent fag?
where?
"Afraid of me smoothskin?"
Mining seems like such a shitty job. why does anyone do it?
What a brutal way to go
Don't fucking watch the show if you don't like it. Turn off your TV and get the fuck out of the thread.
>Toptunov
That's a yikes from me dog
He definitely should have jumped.
miners gonna mine
BLUE COLLAR WORKING MEN ITT ONLY
WHITE COLLAR NIGGER LOVERS OUT!!
What level of dead is this?
>chad miner vs virgin minister
>chad miner vs virgin physicist
>chad miner vs virgin commander
is there anyone this madlad won't absolutely btfo?
Stream with us!
I think I'd rather be dead
>watchingSJW stronk womyn shit
>Shat himself 5 times in the night
Poor lad
Thanks user!
this bitch is dumb
women really don’t fucking listen do they?
holy shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
ENOUGH WITH THE WOMEN SCENES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DEAR GOD
I'VE BEEN BREATHING IN DUST FOR 20 YEARS
>do you want to end up like him?
>then gtfo
AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
stupid slav cunt
Aaaaaaaaah fucking hell fuck fuck fuck fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This guy has a gf and you don't
explain yourselves!
which guy is this?
HOLY FUCK WHY WHY WHY
YOU KILLED THIS MAN'S LEGACY YOU DUMB BITCH
>witness me
this is hell
Oh god What the fuck
Fucking hell
ghoulification
What did she mean by this?
OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY FUCK
rip
>50 degrees
>hot
MINER BENIS
Did she kiss him goodbye?
WHAT THE FUCK
firefighter
lmaoooloooooo CHAD BLUE COLLAR MENN!!!!!
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vasily, the firefighter (Mr Hickey)
>tfw no bullet
it kind of takes me out of it that he still looks a decent weight
Fucking hell lads
Based naked miners
hot naked MEN! YES!
>he doesn't realize they use celsius
typical burger
50 degrees celsius
which is
this is russia remember
Based mountain dwarf
FUCKING FUCK. FUCK ME FUCK THAT SHIT
>NAKED
>MINORS
BASED
thanks. mr hickey seems a little under the weather
Absolutely based
THESE FUCKING CHAD MINERS
WAUT WHAT AM i seeiNG
WE'RE STILL WEARIN THE FUCKIN HATS
>18 NAKED MINERS AT CHERNOBYL RANCH
was that the most dicks in an hbo show?
IN THE NAVY
ok thanks fren
Ahh there's the penises. HBO cannot help themselves.
>rare GoT crossover
ugh the stream just c u c k e d me
fuck I'll have to wait until tomorrow
Ukraine you dummy
Why not just mercy kill before they ever get to that point?
>think unsexy thoughts
>think unsexy thoughts
>think unsexy thoughts
>think unsexy thoughts
>think unsexy thoughts
Is Iodinefu in the episode bros? I havent seen it yet
Love seeing how Boris is slowly changing as the episode progresses
Also kek at the naked miner Chad literally a turbo Chad
OwO
Hank Hill saves Chernobyl.
he's been punished as a boy
ask ouchi
>warning: may contain nudity
hahahah oh wow
HBO well memed my friends
Scenes that women will literally never understand no matter how hard they try
WE'RE UNLOCKING NEW UNDISCOVERED TIERS OF CHAD WITH THIS MINER
THE FUCKIN' HATS
THE FUCKIN' HATS
THE FUCKIN' HATS
THE FUCKIN' HATS
Golden opportunity to study the affects of ARS since death by radiation exposure is rare
Science!
How can one man be such a fucking CHAD? He one-ups himself every single scene.
>not a minor
>a miner
>tfw you tell them to punish him as a boy and they do
122 degrees fahrenheit
Based dwarfs
>they thought pikalov was the chad
>but then comes miner!chad
>YOU DON'T FUCK WITH MINER CHAD
>just starts sobbing as his body melts in and around him
Fucking hell.
FX does the same shit
>final scene of last episode will be her pushing out a child with 7 feet
>Akimov is still delusional saying he did everything right
Wtf is his problem?
yea this
my post had a stroke for some reason
SPOOKS
>post-credits scene of the miner giving her a new one
Is that Emily Watson?
those miners are the real heroes
KGB BTFO MARY SUE
BASED
Hope there's a scene of them flogging the dumb smug cunt.
I'm half expecting he'll just up and walk into the reactor hall and give core-chan a good dicking to calm her down
comrade miner thundercock reporting for duty
>DOCTOR, I'M KGB
I learned this from k19 the widowmaker. If you ever are exposed to something considered a fatal dose of radiation, run to the nearest gun, take it and shoot yourself in the head. It can't be described how bad a heavy radiation death is.
Pls delet
How’d they find a real life battle dwarf to dig the tunnel
What is everyone going to hear :^)
I wonder what the equivalent of "mary" and "sue" would be using russian names, be funny to know that
>Ulana btfo
Good episode
maria suevska
>ralph ineson
fucking BASED
see now they can't say watching kino hasn't taught you something
NOT THE DOGGOS
ROUND UP THE DOGS
ROUND UP THE DOGS
ROUND UP THE DOGS
ROUND UP THE DOGS
Finchyyyyyyyyy
Masha Svetlana
Maria Sukhoi?
comrade maria suevska
kek
Oh gee I don’t know Gorby it might stop burning in like a million gorillion years
TIME FOR ALL ANIMALS TO GET SHOT EVERYTHING ABOUT TO GET BURNT DOWN
m-masha is a common russian name?
doggos btfo
Incredibly common, it's the nickname for Maria.
fuck d*gs
It was the ninth of May. He always used to say to me: “You have no idea how beautiful Moscow is! Especially on V-Day, when they set off the fireworks. I want you to see it.”
I was sitting with him in the room, he opened his eyes.
“Is it day or night?”
“It’s nine at night.”
“Open the window! They’re going to set off the fireworks!”
I opened the window. We were on the eighth floor, and the whole city was there before us! There was a bouquet of fire exploding in the air.
“Look at that!” I said.
“I told you I’d show you Moscow. And I told you I’d always give you flowers on holidays...”
I looked over, and he was getting three carnations from under his pillow. He had given the nurse money, and she had bought them.
I ran over and kissed him.
"You have to understand: This is not your husband anymore, not a beloved person, but a radioactive object with a strong density of poisoning."
Jenny Sukanufnow
>I don't know who you're talking about
fucking unpersoned
TRUST BUT VERIFY
TRUST BUT VERIFY
TRUST BUT VERIFY
TRUST BUT VERIFY
TRUST BUT VERIFY
This. They are vile creatures
>Legasov says there'll be thousands of deaths
>Only 50 die
Sorry /RBMK/ this guy is a fraud
>oh?
based SPOOK
>Standing up against KGB
Uh oh
Get him to the infirmary
About to start the episode lads, just had to wait for my waifu to get out of the shower. how is it?
This chad comes up to your scientist bitch in the hospital and arrests her. What do you do?
>REAGAN WAS A RUSHAN SPY
-Rachel Madcow tomorrow, probably
t. mudslimes
yeah this whole "disaster" only claimed like 31 people total. big nothingburger
Chernobyl has like 16,000 indirect deaths from cancer and shit
I'm scared bro
Comrade I’m KGB
absolutely horrifying
pretty fuckin brutal for the irradiated guy
based miners don't give a fuck
Dumb shitskin
Professor I am KGB
we /body horror/ now?
it was more like 60k fyi
oh very much so
So that's why they didn't show Akimov
Not great, not horrif- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOPE.jpg
would you let her give you a handy after that?
so far episode 3 redeems episode 2 and pushes the whole thing back into maximum kino
just the fact that the mary sue gets btfo'd by the KGB should tell you enough
just can't stop thinking of the iodine nurse's feet, lads
SHES RADIIACTIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
we trust you but we just need to verify comrade
>Khomyuk realizing how young and incompetent the nuclear engineers we're
>Based miner Chad
>Old Soviet spook couple
KINO
She has some nice tiddies lads
Thanks. Excited to begin.
>Nuclear leak
>Ahh radiation
>Eh let's cover this up
>There is no problem
>Fuck authoritarianism
This show is gay as fuck.
who /T U L A/ here?
You’re gonna see some shit.
did they make her look like Princess Leia in A New Hope on purpose?
Depends on who you ask.
Most will give in the 5k to 95k range for indirect deaths.
On the other side, you could view it as the cleanup operation having been successful if you believe the lower number.
Mr trust , I'm VERIFY
based retard poster
>falling for the memes
im afraid episode 1 was the peak. the rest is just cleanup and bureaucracy.
She's in the paper scrubs, you tear them off to quickly get radioactive shit off you
you're reading into the mary sue meme a little too much
Dunkirk lad it's gonna die here too?
Dead doggos time
>meme
I see you kike
how am i going to go to sleep after this frens?
Dyatlov? Oh shit here we fucking go
Dyatlov Pass Incident
Just imagine Core-chan's warm embrace.
Sorry they didn't put a trigger warning on the start card for sensitive souls like yourself.
Based
She looks nothing like leia you fucking freak
wtf were they thinking during that reactor test
I finally figured it out.
Dyatlov gets more based&redpilled the more irradiated he is.
Who does the music for the show? So eerie
the death toll regarding liquidators is still pretty disputed as being covered up
This is how we should bury sjws
>ywn be buried in a 3-foot thick concrete slab deep underground to hold back your radioactive chadness
Dat sexy concrete
reminds me of the terror oddly enough
based and redpilled, fuck women, fuck sjws, and fuck cultural marxism
pretty much sums it up t b h
>Bodies are so radioactive they need to be buried under cement
Wew
Imagine thinking this is a great zinger that epically pwnt me xD
>get into the water tank to pump the water goes out
>tsk tsk tsk tsk
>go deeper
>TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK
>flashlights are dying out
>its pitch black
>all you hear is your geiger counter going ape shit
>TSKTKSKTSKTKSKTSKKTSKTSKSTKKTSKTSKSTKTSKTS
that sure was horryfing as fuck
watch more npc shit
kino of the highest order
The funeral scene is kino, pure fucking KINO
Hello
So what is this??? Is this just some disaster movie show?
Please no shit post replies
Hildur Gudnadottir
midge
>pls no fictionalized love story line between Ulana and Valery
>pls no fictionalized love story line between Ulana and Valery
>pls no fictionalized love story line between Ulana and Valery
>pls no fictionalized love story line between Ulana and Valery
Keep Kinobyl kino
>Akimov
>Toptunov
>Ignatenko
>Bunch of other dudes
F
yep, I'm thinking it was kino
I've never jerked of to a show so much in my life. Am I ok?
It may be dare I say the most kino concrete pouring scene I've ever seen
THATS A LOTTA NUTS
Rate the episode lads
>8/10
They were also placed into lead lined coffins that were welded shut
>“There was a heavy thud,” remembered engineer Sasha Yuvchenko in a 2004 interview with the Guardian newspaper. He was only 24 years-old in 1986. “A couple of seconds later, I felt a wave come through the room. The thick concrete walls were bent like rubber. I thought war had broken out. We started to look for Khodemchuk (seen here on the left), but he had been by the pumps and had been vaporised. Steam wrapped around everything; it was dark and there was a horrible hissing noise. There was no ceiling, only sky; a sky full of stars.”
Jesus Christ
youtube.com
Oh, give me your attention,
There's been a new invention;
It isn't any larger than an adding machine.
It's only fair to mention,
Though it's a new invention,
It's one that you have heard about, but few have ever seen.
It doesn't do division and it doesn't multiply,
It doesn't try to be a bird, it doesn't try to fly'
It came about because they made a big atomic bomb.
The new invention's clicking
And because of all its ticking,
I know where the idea came from;
I tick, tick, tick,
Why do I tick, tick?
What amazing trick
Makes me tick, tick, tick?
I tick, tick, tick,
An electric tick
When I feel a realistic tick.
You're such an attractive hick,
Give me a radioactive kick,
It's distractive the way you stick,
But love, love makes me tick.
I tick, tick, tick,
And my heart beats quick;
How can anything go wrong?
When I'm list'nin' to that Geiger Counter song,
I tick, tick all day long.
its a dramatization of the chernobyl nuclear power plant accident
Ep1 - 10/10
Ep2 - 6/10
Ep3 - 5/10
I won't bother with episode 4.
midge&sneedpilled
Oooh, encase me, daddy!
There's something in my eyes, anons
Semi fictionialized account of the events during and immediately after the Chernobyl disaster
>Game of Plebs btfo
It;s some kike propaganda about how women are better and smarter than men
Its a miniseries about the Chernobyl disaster and the people involved with it, the death toll, attempt to cover it up, etc.
These humming noises during the credits are always so kino
Gets a 9/10 from me. Holy fuck
10/10 change my mind
Huh?
10/10
6/10
8/10
pure kino. this episode was better then the second honestly.
9/10
radiation baby kino next episode
normally i'd give it 8/10
but the miners were so chad and redpilled that I have to give it 9/10
Episode 3 about to start here if you aren't already watching with us frens!
I don't understand what they are implying by their investigation into why it happened?
Will the Chad miners be a meme now?
Based miners and KGB saved the episode
kino
I'm so hard right now
We already watched the episode. Enjoy your shit stream
>tfw they had no idea
2manydicks4me
not on a blue board
What do the shits of someone suffering from radiation poisoning look like lads?
>Tfw he shit himself 5 times in a single night
Fuck me what a horrible way to go
Right then, off to bed. I'm sure i'll sleep well tonight.
those fucking coal miners were based
I'm not radiated, you're delusional comrade
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS ITS 5 IN THE MORNING AND I CAN'T SLEEP.
WHY THE FUCK I LISTENED TO YOU
Thanks I will!
The fuck is this smug, woke Emma Thompson shit?
Right after my kino as well
Where'd you get the 8 from? The moment Ulana of Foxhound infiltrated the hospital I checked out.
>the firefighter just pics up the piece of the core housing
well if you believe ouchi's story(which you should) it would be runny and very bloody as the mucous membrane in your intestines literally melts out your asshole.
it just makes her getting CIA'd all the more sweeter
If he farts will he die?
Then you missed her getting BTFO by the KGB.
holy fuck that was depressingly kino. slow concrete pouring that music that anguish
Shitting out his own body parts
Right comrades. We have a new bollock naked thunderChad, start the miner memes
>What do the shits of someone suffering from radiation poisoning look like lads?
mix of blood, entrails and shit in all likelyhood
I liked seeing all the people rot in the hospital, the miners and jared harris arguing with stellan
10/10
7/10
Currently watching /10
She did a really good job of not touching him in any way
post a pic of corefu
He actually shit himself 25-30 a day by the end.
>"How many men will die"
THOUSANDS
Who were the couple following them?
>Dr. Ulana, I'm KGB
Only when she decided to reveal herself to protect the innocent civilians.
Honestly this character is beyond rubbish.
His crack looks surprisingly fresh.
I wouldnt worry about it.
kek
In 1986 Soviets made no no with nuclear power plant and made it go boom boom. Many people got bad boo boos as a result. Soviet gubberment tell bad fibs because they embarrassed. Soviet gubberment need to clean up clean up everybody do your share because if they don't more people get bad boo boos.
Understand now?
an hour late bud
>naked
Delusional. They had hats
>based diver bros making it out
>boris still being cool
>horrifying scenes of the victims
>minimal ulyana scenes
>kino funeral ending
i wish sitnikov had more screentime though.
spooks
no one
just friendly locals
do not be of worryings
>he should have been alone
holy fuck based dubs
>On day 27, Ouchi’s intestines started “to melt.” Three weeks later, he started hemorrhaging. He began receiving blood transfusions, sometimes as many as 10 in 12 hours. He began losing a significant amount of fluids (10 liters, or over 2 1/2 gallons, a day) through his skin so they wrapped him completely in gauze. He was bleeding from his eyes. His wife said that it looked like he was crying blood. Ouchi started receiving daily skin transplants using artificial skin, but they wouldn’t stick. His muscles began falling off the bone.
He was kept 'alive' for another 62 days after this process began, holy fucking christ why didn't anyone kill this guy and put him out of his misery
>caring about SJW shit when we have giga-alpha miners and body horror kino
your loss, friend
I don't get it.
(cash register sound)
time to go watch the podacst
Is this a good Chernobylcore watch?
(It uses radium)
glow in the dark cia niggers
>tfw you're dead but still have a warm nougat of guts that just won't give up
tfw no coalbros to pat me down
>paying for HBO
>forgetting about the miners
they were the most B&RP men in the whole of the Soviet Union user
YOU DIDN'T SEE THE COUPLE BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T THERE
>enjoying naked men
No wonder you like this faggot shit
TRUST BUT VERIFY
That was one of the greatest episodes of television ever made.
Holy shit.
Somehow, for the sake of science. Gotta study the effects of acute rad poisoning somehow.
Someone has got to. There is nothing more than family pride that keeps them going, especially when you've got a lot fathers before you that did the same thing.
In all the foods we eat, fluids we drink, and air we breath.
122 degrees fahrenheit, you stupid fucking amerifat
amazing
Miners: the forgotten chads
Imagine being in complete denial about your own responsibility in the disaster
oh shit how could i forget. liquidators up next episode too.
It could show it's their shitty engineering that caused the issue and it could weaken russia even further in the eyes of the world.
>being so insecure about your sexuality the image of nekkid miners triggers you
t. closeted homo
>Hey there, smoothskin.
what the fuck does he know????????
yes
Better tell me how something thay cant possibly explode explodes. Im waiting.
You don't get to study radiation poisoning to this extent on a living human that often need to get as much data out of him as possible seeing as he's fucked either way
>mentions the miners who have like half a dozen scenes
>your first thought is of the nude scene
Fucking queer.
Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger-warning
nothing. bitch thinks its one big giant conspiracy
mmmm...irradiated
this
even the mary sue had to face facts and admit that an RBMK reactor physically can not explode
it was probably glow in the dark CIA sabotage
By exploding
fuck those scenes at the hospital followed by the concrete pour. add into the mix the kgb guy and the miners. very good episode makes up for episode 2
Nice projection, faggot
Kek
Based proletarian miners BTFO the intelligentsia
tfw Trotsky was right that concentrating power in the bureaucracy was a garbo idea. If Chad Miner was leading the Soviet Union we'd all be wearing Ushankas by now.
that nurse was such a cunt. she never once explained why the wife couldn't go see her husband and what radiation is
no, it's clear they're trying to imply Legasov knows something
shoo shoo tanky
I'm thinking this too. Is it true or am I just getting absorbed in the hype?
did they warn about melting humans?
60,000 MW / 5,000 MW
Any system where steam travels through pipes can explode. And they knew that, and I'd be shocked if it wasn't said to them. They were all Chemical Engineers/Nuclear Engineers, and undergrad thermo and transport theory would tell you any system with Steam + pipes can explode, much less saturated steam.
>Everything normal nothing to see here
>perhaps he's wondering why you'd shoot someone after exposing them to 3.6 roentgen
>Ouchi
kek
the tankies are the ones who took power away from the chad miners and metalworkers and gave it to limp wristed intellectuals and bureaucrats.
Also KGB guy is pretty fuckin based too.
>you will never work on a RBMK reactor
why live
>If you touch him you will end up like him
That's literally all she had to say. Even if it's not strictly true it would do the job.
Khodemchucks real name is Chuck Boomer and he was a glow in the dark CIA nigger who bombed Chernobyl. RBMK reactors cannot explode out of thin air.
So when does Sweden find out they fucked up and calls them out?
I had a weird feeling they might be suggesting something like this. That or the cronies wanted to try and ursup gorbachev's seat by staging a horrific disaster under his watch.
Based miners, my next run on dwarf fortress is going to be in chernobyl
>If he farts will he die?
It would be very painful
Gentlemen, it is absolutely kinography
>STILL ALIVE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>no ukrie gf to be with me while I wear cool shades and make quips before melting into a puddle
NEW
AAARGH
everyone already knows; episode starts with Gorby reading western news articles. Hell, even the miners know.
Their employees showed up to work at their nuke plant, the problem was they were glowing.
Are you stupid?
This picture was proven to not be ouchie no clue if it's just something made up either
First Rule: Do no harm. *Exceptions include circumcision and sex reassignment surgery
Why do they keep these people alive? Fatal dose or morphine please
>"I don't want him to die alone."
no
nah, it's him but he was in a coma there. so he probably didnt suffer anymore
It's actually a simpler answer; they pulled all the reactor control rods out, they were tipped with Graphite which turns up the reaction. The reactor started to spike due to the turbine test spinning down (and reduced coolant) and they panicked, pressed the SCRAM button (AZ5) and whereas dropping 1 or even 10 control rods likely would have been fine, dropping over 100 rods all at once caused an IMMINENCE spike in power output, a sudden burst of steam pressure that burst the reactor, produced a shit ton of H2 gas, and then when the reactor opened, the H2 gas had enough space to drop below the upper flammability limit, and ignited for the larger explosion.
void coefficients
I’ve got a ‘41 Tula nugget, does that count?
"You have met a terrible fate,haven't you?"
Do la
Lol no stop talking shit you know nothing moron
>Fucked the middle class American in the ass with Reaganomics
>Lowered the morale of the American worker through union-busting
>Gun-grabbed AS A REPUBLICAN
it checks out
What did he look like before?
I've got Masters in Chemical Engineering and have designed reactor containment vessels.
Holy fuck yes
where can i wach the 3 episode goddemit
Fucking chad ass naked miners just digging holes with their glorious red sickles hanging out.
True. Heroes.
Literally because radiation poisoning to this extent is extremely rare. Literally chernobyl was probably the last incident this kinda shit happened. So the doctors kept him alive for research purposes. On the effects of extreme radiation on the human body. I think when he died he was literally crying for his mother
ya no. also it's not a simple answer in any shape or form. without having an understanding of multiple disciplines.
I still don't understand how jamming the graphite in makes the power output rise. Is it like some sort of nuclear fission analog to a diesel engine compression stroke?