Celebs you've met
He looks thrilled
why neither of you can grow a proper beard?
Don't bother or worship celebs.
He's a small guy
cute nipples
that guy is way too attractive to be you OP
I thought he was wearing an armored vest for a second lol
die homo
I met Joe Rogan, he is short as fuck. He will pull you down to his height if you take a picture next to him and you're tall. It's ridiculous.
You cute but I'm not into bears
Does Aidan think this happens because he's in Game of Thrones and not due to baneposting?
Bane?
YOU JUST KNOW
I'm the nog in the photo and I seeded his flashhole with my strong African seed
You met Dunkey?
why didn't you just talk to him like a normal person?
lol he looks pissed. why bother taking a picture with a fan if you're going to look like that?
he's aware of the bane meme and he's had enough
>faggots
>normal people
lol
I thought she was in one of those baby seats for a minute
BANE?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does he hate his life?
Never seen this actor in any movies, who is he?
I guess baneposting is off the table as well
dunno lol
huge jackedman (when he was filming Logan)
Patrick stewart (same)
xibit
sam donaldson
donald rumsfeld (from maybe 20ft away)
Why does CIA look unhappy here?
He was trying to grab his prize
me in the middle
4u
+rick perry when he came to visit SNL and LANL as DoE director
Fuck off ricky. Had enough of your shit on Yea Forums
>Maddie Ziegler
>Kenzie Ziegler
>Jontron
>Matt Mercer
And a couple excelebs but those are the only impressive ones.
>Jontron
can't believe you met a nazi without even punching him s.m.h
MatPat’s wife Stephanie.
She looks terrified, has that deer-caught-in-headlights look to her eyes.
aside from CIA I have no idea who the rest are
David, Patricia, and Rosanna Arquette
David was the cool one, the sisters were cunts
i don't believe you but I'd love to see a video of that
PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT
PLEASE DONT RAPE ME IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT
PLEASE DONT RAPE ME IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT
>Briefly sat by Gordon Ramsey at LAX Delta Lounge
>Had lunch at table next to Marisa Tomei at SERENDIPITY 3
>Sat in Audience with Charleton Heston at Broadway revival of Oaklahoma
>Met Joel Hodgeson at CT show
>On first name basis with Justin Timberlake
Lou Ferrigno gave me a banana when I talked to him
i dont even want to post the wojak image.
>"This is almost as bad as the time that Chris started stalking celebrities!"
cool
gamer gape
fuck i didn't like her looks at all but the last episode really did something to me and now she looks really cute in this pic.
fuck me
Vinny's getting chubby.
I met Rico Rodriguez. He plays Manny on Modern Family.
I'll strangle the life out of you Ricky you dumb bitch stop posting pics of yourself
I met Brittany Daniel at a small comic convention. She was insanely hot in just jeans and a long sleeve shirt. She could pass for 25. Wew.
I've met a couple Futurama voice actors as well. They were very nice and funny.
I've met Seahawks legends, Steve Largent and noticed Jim Zorn at a Mariners game randomly. He was very cool. Also, he had a serious handshake and was very strong for a guy in his 60's.
I met Sean Astin in 2008 when he was working Hilary Clinton’s campaign. He was trying (and failing miserably) to pick up college girls at a pub in the town I lived in.
Did he show you how to use a wingsuit in a tornado?
now post the unedited picture
I met Janeane Garofalo at the airport a couple years ago.
>go to trump rally
>get moved to front row cause they wanted young people
>comes over to us after speech
>He asks me how he did
>I say high energy
>he laughed, signed my thing, and said "yeah, not like jeb" and walked away
probably the most famous person i've met
>"yeah, not like jeb"
How can one man be so based?
do you think she would mind if i got aroused by sitting next to her?
I don’t worship people for being actors that’s beyond retarded
Also I don’t bother people who I’ve never met because I recognise them from doing something, let people go about their lives
Although I once almost took a photo of Greg Davies by accident when I was 16 working on photography coursework in London
I was taking pictures of buildings and he was walking in front of me (it was outside a train station I forget which and he must have been going in to get a train)
He obviously thought I was trying to take a photo of him, realised I was then walked off, I didn’t realise who he was til he walked past me
I didn’t have much of a reaction because it was only Greg Davies
You met Nick jones
Holy fuck that’s based
Wish I could meet him
It helped i lived in iowa at the time at a uni so there were a bunch of rallies near me. we got interviewed by a lot of foreign reporters who were covering him early in the run who thought we were retarded for saying he was gonna win
Jeb is a mess
literally who
You're cute, user. But you should really shave.
We made him a living meme. Just look up at every interview, news or movie scene in youtube. Every single video has in one of his top comments something related to baneposting. You think he's not aware that he will always be remember as CIA? How tired do you think he is by retards screaming at him in the street "4u" or "big guy"? I hope he manages to take it lightly and accept his situation but it seems he's very shy and introverted and has some traits of Asperger's so he can't see how funny the meme is. In the end he took it as a personal insult and is pissed af with us.
-_-
I met Tom Baker. It was pretty awkward though, and it seemed like he really didn't want to be there talking to anyone. If anything his agent talked more, telling me the prices for merchandise and signatures. I actually loss the signature, but it didn't bother me much.
Still loved his run as the Doctor though.
Miesha Tate
>implying you can grow a proper beard
LAWL
How was Jontron?
My sister got his autograph during a 2015 rally.
>Fys uuoe ncul krf
???
both are better than I can do.
>her face
kek
How can you not love Trump, seriously
Say what you will about his politics, but the dude is hilarious
Is that Danny D?
unironically based
Not sure who that Asian dude is but I guess he's popular in whatever Asian country you're residing in right now.
Greentext it
It's miesha tate
Never actually seen a Goose post besides the copypasta.
>I'll never meet The Goose
He's frowning because he was just identified as "Hey, it's the guy who plays Littlefinger!" You didn't mention any of his other great stuff... like the Wire... or how his face is part of the most influential meme of all time.
I don't even know what to say to this
imagine the smell
wholesome wojak
is that boxer?
based, post a pic of the thing he signed
did you fuck her? Cause she looks to the type to cheat on mat cuck
KYS FAGGOT
tim is such a cunt, but he is the best at what he does, which is being a faggot
She is so cute off set from the pictures I've seen. How the fuck did the game of thrones costuming manage to make her look so ugly?
my sister met him at some work thing a couple years before he ran, she said he was really nice, but now she hates him lol, go figure
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
UNDERRATED
unfuck yourself
He's fucking RAW
Un Fuck Your Self
still very goblina in this don't be fooled
which one is the celeb? honest question
I met John C Reilly at a bar in Los Angeles. It was at this comedy night thing, but he was singing in his folk band instead of doing comedy. Afterwards he was hanging out at the bar surrounded by people. My friend and I said hi and that he was great on stage and he awkwardly scanned us up and down like we were aliens and then said 'thanks' and turned back to everyone crowding him. Then we drank musky overpriced beer and danced to bossa nova. Ironically I also said hi to dj dougpound a few months before at a different comedy thing, but he was in a hurry to leave. Saw him later packing his dj gear into his trunk.
apparently the cunt on the right. her name's miesha tate and she does mma shit.
I've met Jason Beghe multiple times, my co-worker told me he got shitfaced during a Christmas party and sang Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer in the bathroom in his gravely voice.
met Jaime lannister, bronn, randyl and his son, shook their hands, chatted a bit with bronnand randyl, was at a party with them along with kaleesi and tyrion. one of the directors was talking with me and bronn came up and joined our group of three while I was telling a boring story. had a better, but short conversation with him a while later. really cool guy.
randyl tarly aka James Faulkener came out to talk to us another evening, great chap, stood and talked with us for fifteen minutes.
this was while I was an extra on series 7.
Ive seen Greg Davies out jogging so many times but he always seems to be just as fat as he's always been.
Also he was my friend's drama teacher before he was famous.
>mma
>celeb
kek okay, sure
That’s pretty much it bro. He started out talking about Hilary then as he drank, got sloppy and tried flirting. One chick actually trolled him hard, asked when Elijah Wood was showing up because she wanted his autograph/had always wanted to meet a famous actor (I forget exactly, it was along those lines).
More fun was meeting Gary Sinese after a friend was killed back in 04’. Him and “the lieutenant Dan band” do tons of charity events for gold star families and wounded guys. Come to think of it I met Randy Couture and R Lee Ermy in 04’ too.
I seen Henry Rollins twice but was too scared to talk to him. Both were USO events.
>almost met Elvira a few years back
>didn't get to talk to her because friend wanted to wait in line for some no name actor
STOLEN VALOUR
you nigger I was just passing along the info I found in like a 2 second google search. I dont give two flying fucks about the cunt. I literally had no idea who she was before that post, lol.
never follow your friends dude, go for what you want in life or you'll live in regret.
Elvira might have given you a tit wank and then sucked you off while in full costume.
>trying to cover up a celebrity crush
aw so cute, he's blushing
>One chick actually trolled him hard, asked when Elijah Wood was showing up because she wanted his autograph/had always wanted to meet a famous actor (I forget exactly, it was along those lines).
I choose to believe this as fact
T-T-T-T-THIS DJ DOUGPOUNDD SHIT IS MAKING ME WET
Me on the left
Who are those men you met? are they cops or porn actors?
Inspired me to get /fit/
>yeah, not like jeb
The mad man
how is he so skinny? hes always been fat on GoT
whom?
Interesting flex, but ok.
She was pretty cute too. She lured him in then left him stone cold and utterly btfo. I almost felt bad for him.
Almost.
Scooby1961
He kinda bombed at his stand-up set desu. I thought he did good, but a lot of the drunk people were kinda unresponsive. The funniest part was when he just said "this is going great guys".
Haley Joe osment seems like a nice guy.
That non-famous guy there looks like a long lost brother of mine.
Jimmy?
Jeb is a waste
I wish I had.
Jeb is a big, FAT, MISTAKE
SCOOBY DOOBY DOOBY TELL ME WHERE ARE YOU
I JUST WANNA MAKE MY CHEST GROW
Heh, I don't really have a brother, but that guy (is that you?) looks almost just like me. We're not so close it's scary, but it's like looking at myself and then deciding it's not me only after a few seconds.
Even his chest/body build is the same or very similar. Freaky. Handsome guy! ;) (no homo)
brother from another mother
guy on the left is cute oh wow
I’ve known Steven Segal since I was a child. My dad is ex special forces and has advised him on military stuff in a bunch of his movies.
Scoob with the nipples ALWAYS on erect mode
He's fat it's just that he has the face of a way fatter guy
>I’ve known Steven Segal since I was a child
I'm sorry
Yeah. I mean, visiting his ranch is cool because it’s huge and he has lots of guns and horses. But he’s also a serious dirtbag. Not all the rumors about his eccentricities are true, but a lot of them are.
Nice
did you pay your dues jack?
yes, sir. the check is in the mail!
Oh man I'm jealous.
Bree Olsen?
>Sprouts
Man of good tastes.
Say, why does mayor carcetti look so JUSTed
Used to play 40k with pic related and his son before he moved to LA. Hes a really great guy and a total bro.
no hover hand for this chad
A few years ago when Ryan Gosling was in NY and Drive posting was more common, I got to meet him for a few seconds and told him "You know a lot of people on image boards like posting reaction images of you", and he smiled and said he sees that a lot. I should've specifically mentioned Yea Forums but I didn't want to spook him.
Is Steve's hand on her ass?
Hi, Ryan
>If only you know how bad things really are
He is literally grabbing her by her asshole, 2 fingers in, like a bowling ball
No big deal
>Celebs you've met
Don't wanna talk about it.
holy shit
Goose looks chill af
>that open-mouthed fear grimmace
>gordon ramsay looks like a real-life wojack
this is a 9/10 for awkwardly funny
If true then whata fag.
Lurk more
Ramsey fangirling here
what a cutie
Al lot of the guys are wearing really thick coats/gambesons in the show, so they all look a lot fatter than they actually are.
why would anyone want to waste their time on this board?
>smells a bit rancid, no hiss.
it's a pasta
Often the less loved Doctors are the best for conversation at stuff like conventions because the lines arent as big. E.g Colin and Paul.
Joe Rogan
>he fucking blinked
oh no
KEK
did you wear an armor?
how do you "play" 40k?
Anne Hathaway in elevator,she was drunk.Fingered her asshole.
Typical Ann
Saw Jessie Rogers at a reggae show in ponce inlet Florida.
Where did you see Rumsfeld?
George HW and Barbara
>he doesn't survive exclusively on MREs boxes
dropped
You don't?
I met Lou Piniella in the Barnes and Noble on Jackson in Chicago.
>Lou?
>Yes?
>How's it going man?
>Good. Hows about you?
>Same.
>shake hands
>Take care.
I don't even follow baseball it's just that the guys that were with me wouldn't approach him after whispering about him for a few minutes. Then I got shit for not getting an autograph.
I thought I saw Jeff Daniels at a In N Out once. Turns out it was Aaron Eckhart. He's a very nice guy. Very religious.
the toppest lad
Lmao you look like that racist Ruskie in Mexico who got lynched
lucky man meeting Maisie maybe someday I will
>when even some random dork Asian guy mogs your boyfriend
wtf Miesha
You meet egoraptor?
hes alive and has his own cult
>americans think that is skinny
Oh now Tommy Carcetti is too good to have his picture taken with fans. Well fuck you too. Give all your money back then and we're even
link to episode?
Silence newfriend
>hey i loved you in game of thrones
>y-yes, w-well...
Fuck
Which are true?
Apart from politicans that aren't famous abroad I very much enjoyed meeting Siractionslacks of dota 2 fame, who upon hearing that our friend who's a fan was gonna be jealous, suggested that we record a video of Slacks calling my friend's playstyle shit and that he's not a real Omniknight player.
Drank with the mountain at my friends bar, Lindsay Lohan tried to steal a bottle of grey goose off our table in London, mocked her about fashion week.
I would have offered it to her in exchange for bareback anal
Can someone edit 'bad' to 'big?
Yea
Considered it, she was pretty haggard though
He worked Clinton’s campaign? I believe the pedo-ish rape blinds now.
fuck me i laughed
he looks like a manlet, you should have punched him in the gut as a joke and waved your hand above his head. He couldn't do anything about it
Bill Shatner
Patrick Stewart
Charles Dance
Arya Stark
Aiden Turner
Sansa Stark
but user he was a Cool Guy (tm)
Met the actor that played Loras. Seemed like a friendly guy.
i like how pissed off CIA looks
i bet the neckbear didn't even shower that day
at least he has hairs on his face. can't say the same about you user
>when a greasy creep sits next to you in a crowded bus
Come on now she's not that bad
ayy
His manletness is what drives his content
It's the same as Louise Rossman
He will never not be mad
It's impossible
He recently took a vacation break and he uploaded a vlog complaining at the airport
He can't help it
ok you won
tabletop? vidya?
it was a game before the books were written
god she's so perfect
ayy what would you m8s do if a celebrity asked for your picture/autograph?
>steve buying real food
immersion ruined
Thats a man
its mouth is disgusting, aboslutely fetal alcohol syndrome
you clearly havent seen any picture of her taken after 2014
You're a big guy.
Bonbi is better.
>he's aware of the bane meme and he's had enough
I wasn't an armour, but wagoner/tarly/infantry.
Damn, Jim Jeffries looks like that?
my sides ow
There is a character limit here. Just as an idea:
Yes, he stole an automatic shotgun that was loaned to him by a sheriffs dept in Arizona (Maricopa co. He used to be friends with Sheriff Joe Arapaio but they fell out.. the shotgun was just a part of it) I’ve seen it, I’ve shot it.
He killed a puppy why doing his reality show with aforementioned sheriff’s dept. when he drove an MRAP through a Mexican guy’s house. It upsetim because he’s crazy protective of animals, sees them as people. He’s a vegetarian too.
Yes, he treats his female staff like a harem. It’s borderline human trafficking, their movements are controlled and everyone’s job includes “personal” services. It’s like a crazy cult, except instead of religion it’s pseudo-spiritual Eastern mumbo jumbo. Of his two current Russian secretaries, one has a horse face and the other is hot. Go figure.
Yes, he really buys the shit he’s selling. He thinks he’s a guru of some kind, a warrior monk, and a sexual god. Now, some Buddhist bigwigs say he IS the reincarnation of somebody important.. but Steven treats this like he’s a llama, which they say he definitely is not.
Yes, Gene Lebell choked him out once he shit himself. Bringing this up makes him angry. Steven picks lots of fights.
He’s ridiculously popular in Eastern Europe, is personal friends with Putin (who I also met at his own birthday party with Steven some years ago. Did you know he’s like 5’5”? Literal manlet). He also loves Serbia, and Serbia loves him. His interactions out there are a whole other post.
On that note: several countries like Estonia, Lithuania, Georgia, and Ukraine have banned him from visiting.
He did fight the mafia one time, but it was in court.
Despite being such a weirdo, he IS a very skilled aikido practitioner, speaks several languages, etc. he’s just eccentric. Very eccentric. I love him like he’s family, but you can love someone while recognizing they aren’t perfect.
Yup. Pretty sure he’s a Bernie bro now.
He’s so cute, I love him. Not even gay, he’s a great trap.
At least Rossman channels his manlet rage to shit on Applel. All Pool's anger amounts to is littering people's youtube recommendations with a vlog for every little bit of non news and perpetually seething at bongland smut peddlers.
oh god please do
Met a bunch in Glasgow over the years, and never once do i get an autograph or photo with them.
I met Stephen Baldwin on a movie set. He is tatted up and refused to put a shirt on that day. Then later as I was catering we say him outside screaming into a phone. 10/10 would convince to put a shirt on again.
Met Chaz and Dave once when doing carparking for my towns summer festival
Frog fu was too pure
Wait, how tall is Steve? I always thought he was a turbomanlet.
>Aidan Gillen
>assburgers
Wait, what?
More like a turbochad
But loads of people like him for GOT
My step dad knows vinnie Jones, proper hard cunt but nice guy
Also my step dad swears he saw jude law kissing another man in the early hours of the bar in one of London best hotels
heh
I met Super Hans in an Itsu in Brighton.
He was with his kid so I just smiled and said hi, I didn't want to bother him too much. Especially since he's done nothing of note for the last decade or so.
Santa Fe for a fundraiser for the state GOP
>wearing a hentai shirt to see frogfu
delete yourself
>Not showing your power level to your one and only frog fu
>when your tits are bigger than hers
Nothing criminal.
I wish I was different
just lose weight dude. Get your own flat, buy your own stuff and stop buying sugary drinks and sweets.
Then why the FUCK does he keep doing the powerstance? He loves it
Stealing the shotgun and sexually assaulting his employees, taking away employees passports, and confining them to his property are definitely illegal.
hosesnt question... are you matpat because you post this picture rather often ?
he'd actually need to suffer from aspergers to appreciate the meme
it never made sense
Me on the left
because he's CIA you ignorant fuck
What do we say to the Bad of Breath? Not today!
keked
they liked to put dirt on her face
Normies aren't even aware of that meme, retard, you must be pretty lonely and disconnected from reality if you think YouTube comments even slightly portray reality.
Have sex, unironically.
Ramsey knows whats up
>it never made sense
4U
FAS baby, both of em
>onions face
Met Idris Elba last year.
if you remove his hair and make him more white it’s literally wojack irl
>my feet hurt
>this guy isn't big enough for me
>I wish I was in Uzbekistan calling it in
Post the other one
honestly thought her headphones were like, a growth or something for a second there
That’s amazing. Also he looks literally the same as Sam Claflin.
I stood next to Nigel Havers at a pelican crossing waiting for traffic to stop in the centre of London once. Years of going into London every day, that's the closest I came to anything resembling meeting a celebrity.
your mom
I met John C. Reilly a few years ago. He was a nice guy.
A man is fat
>when your hoverhand level is so high the int overflows and you clip into the woman
what a legend
YOU JUST KNOW
They live for that shit
she always seems so bubbly, presumably it'd be nice meeting her
I mean, unless she's recently had her skull cut open
Was he there to pick up pork from the deli?
>p-please don't stab me with your katana Ken-sama
>What is this, pure soi? Fukkin hell!
Thank you, I haven't laughed that hard in a long while.
Wtf?! I love Trump now?!
Are you still in touch with him? I don't imagine simply moving to LA would stop him from playing 40k with friends.
>>he laughed, signed my thing, and said "yeah, not like jeb" and walked away
Good goy
She looks like a half aborted fetus
Based scoobyposter
Henry has come to see us!