Will His Dark Materials be good?
Will His Dark Materials be good?
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I want to shred that asshole
his blacked materials
No.
Books were fun, but this is a story that relies too much on the printed word and doesn't translate well into film.
Why are there so many mongrels with their eyes spaced so fucking far apart of late?
With the exception of McAvoy the roles are still miscast this time around. And some of the costume design is too modern, like the soldiers with modern guns in the teaser. Those shouldn't appear as authority forces until they get to our world.
Dafne Keen is too old to play book 1 Lyra as well. She would have been kinda ok during her age in Logan, but now she's too old to convincingly play a feral child.
yes.
She is just a child wtf is wrong with you all
Hit the wall already. Dios mios.
Does she know
no but her's might be
I never read the book but the trailer made it seem like this is just copying the plot for Monsters Inc
that's not the problem. she's not even cute
a hot sexy child
children grow into hateful monsters that'll take advantage of you the first chance they get, barbarians ripped them from their enemies wombs for a reason.
Yea Forums is full of pedos, just like Hollywood
His Dark Sneedterials
based Hollywood
Cute little thing
I would play with this little fucktoy all day long.
newfag
fetal alcohol syndrome.
leave
Pretty lewd, user. Do you not like her at her current age?
yeah I still like her at her current age
but she was so so much cuter when she was a little girl
100% chance Will gets blacked. There's literally no way they let him be white.
I see it. But imo her feminine beauty is still increasing.
If she didn't object I would totally kiss her
yes
NIGGER
I want to suck her buds hhhnnngggg
slut
Thicc
she looks exactly like my niece, like its uncanny.
post pucs
I hope so
is she flat or does she buds?
Buds are tbe best
don't be rude
I agree
Why is it, out of all the things in fantasy, that I just can't buy into the daemons in HDM?
uh oh, I've wondered into the incel section of Yea Forums again
(You)
i wanna lick her tummy and then her legs.
i wanna lick her armpits
i wanna lick her until im dehydrated
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What the fuck is that forehead
a landing zone for my kisses
I just wanna kiss her nose, is that too much too ask?
sounds like a fun evening
No. The author wrote it specifically to be the anti-Narnia because he's an edgy atheist fuckwit.
Can the faggot jannies just delete this thread already?
My Dafne folder is really light. I haven't seen these, keep posting user.
>Can the faggot jannies just delete this thread already?
go back to eating your barrel of dicks homo
Why does kmau looks so old bros? It makes me feel weird almost like shes more than ready
the hell happened to her?
Beaner genes kick in
Yes, because she doesn’t want to smell your funky hot breath. Go away.
well, she's always had a very mature face, is one of the reasons she's sucha good model
wouldn't say she looks old, tho
I dont mean hagish but mature i mean in that picture there she could pass for a 17yold
wtf
as soon as I opened this image I wanted to kiss my screen
oh, absolutely
without scale she could literally pass for a 17yold
not to mention she has better legs than 90% of grown women
/thread
kek yeah i bet roasties also seethe at pics like this i remember seeing a screencap of one of her post and some toastie was mad AF
Her tush is lackin tho
No but I want to see Her Pink Materials
fucking kek, it never fails there is ALWAYS a roastie having a meltdown every time they show a little skin
>Her tush is lackin tho
kinda, yeah, it's really nice, tho
I've been saying for ages she needs to stop doing so much meme abwork, and start doing squats intead
Roasties seething reminds me of kristya keeekkkk based kris' gurls making roasties cry
I still dont undestamd how they find their pages tho
which reminds me, how do I get this job, bros?
>I still dont undestamd how they find their pages tho
kek, that's actually a good question, have never thought about it before...
WHAT IS GOING IN THAT PIC
I'll let michael explain it
Sadly, there is not too much to post. Most of my stuff is from the Logan era
Keeekkk
Also talking about models calvin klein recently apologized for random sjw crap but caught my attention is that they already use android/digital caracte(?) like miquela google.com
So i wonder how long cuntil cunnybots become a thing
>Calvin Klein has apologized to the LGBTQ community
>What has Lil Miquela, sentient robot and virtual influencer
oh god, can we just have some kind of racewar or a nuclear-winter meteor impact already
>So i wonder how long cuntil cunnybots become a thing
hopefully very soon, after the AI singularity
it is literally cruel not to have your own amitbot, desu
Isn't the book full of shit that would be extremelly expesive CGI? I don't think it will work.
Yeah i saw a thread on /fa/ i think recently
We really need a cunny idol the closest we have is miku and that other girl kizuna but they are too animu
>We really need a cunny idol the closest we have is miku and that other girl kizuna but they are too animu
shit, I've no idea who they are, but yeah, totally, we need some kind of cunny-ambassador
Yeah, the 3rd book specially has a lot of weird stuff that will be really hard to translate to the screen.
you can already see how this one's gonna turn into something resembling Macarena Gomez, probably age just as poorly
How the FUCK are they going to do the elephants with wheels for feet without it looking retarded?
Miku
youtube.com
Kizuna
youtube.com
They are pretty popular im sure you have seen them
My nigga Jesus up in this mothafucka
ohhh, of course, I did know miku
kizuna is cute af, but yeah, she has bewbs and all, ewww
we need a proper cunny version
Or the clouded mountain, or the world of the dead. It will be very insteresting to see how do they handle this.
Nigger
I can actually imagine them pulling off the clouded mountain and it looking *really* cool. I've always pictured something like a floating Minas Tirith cloaked in clouds with guns sticking out of it.
Another idea for it I read was that it could look like something from another universe that the human mind has trouble processing.
You see, when two people of different races like each other very much...
Reminder that His Dark Materials is a book specifically written by an insane atheist to spite C.S. Lewis because Narnia has strong Christian overtones. That's it. He didn't write it to do something beautiful or artistic, didn't even do it for money or fame, just did it so that his books would kill off people reading Narnia.
NIGGER FOR JESUS
Nigger, AMEN.
N-Word!!!!
I love you Jesus!
Also i was checking google for (3d) models and found this keekkkk
deviantart.com
>his books would kill off people
This is retarded.
Is this actually related to narnia
Absolutely correct, and Pullman will in fact be the one pushing for it. And because Will will be black, that means his dad will be black too (which is a bit of an issue, because the dad in the books turns into what is effectively a witch doctor - best make sure you re-rewrite that in case the liberal mob come for you!)
Of course, everyone who is part of the evil Catholic Church will be white. A lot of the witches will be black, as will probably be the Master of Oxford college. Oh, and make that ex-nun who is now a scientist an Indian, that will be good for diversity points.
Oh also nigger.
Have you ever thought that maybe this obsession with little girls is being stoked by Hollywood for the sole purpose of making that sick perversion normalised?
Just had another awful thought.
Will and Lyra fuck in the last book. They're like 13. Pullman of course did it to both attack Lewis (who's Narnia books are absent of any sexuality, except for Susan who becomes a whore and isn't allowed into heaven for that reason), and because he's a sick liberal fuck that enjoys pedophillia.
Make no doubt about it - The Amber Spyglass will be the first scene in a big budget movie to have a sex scene between children. This, in fact, is I think the entire reason this doggerel is being filmed. 2022? Sounds like in that time the pedo Hollywood execs will have laid the ground well enough to push that.
lmaaaoooooooooooooo
what the actual fuck
forgot the link
will dafne keen do full frontal? she'll be an adult by then right?
It won't happen. It's not even explicitly clear that it happened in the books. At most, it'll be implied that they fucked offscreen. Seethe harder.
Maybe but i was born this way dont judge me
I didnt see that.. i was just checking pics from google..
Mmm, she's definitely grown a bit.
fuckin' kek, it was the first related images
deviant as fuck indeed, lmao
WTF but seriously the are random brah here this is how they look to me
And the other
oh, someone posted some really impressive 3D lolis the other day, but I'm so wholesome that I didn't save
the modeling and rendering was really good, tho, much more advanced than these
Hmm...
Here? You have a link to the thread?
I'd like to take a big whiff of her dark materials if you catch my drift
You faggot couldnt you wait a little bit i wanted to cap the img limit
children are hateful monsters that take advantage of anyone and should be exterminated
oh wow, this is giving me uncunny valley
yeah, it had to be here cause I don't really browse anywhere else, and it sure wasn't in 4keks cause they were nude
don't have the link, tho :/
wtf that's some nightmare fuel looking cunny.
>edgy 90s atheism this side of the 90s
It'll be shit. Just like Wrinkle in time is permanently married to nonsense 60's hippie babies first mysticism. They have no real appeal beyond the contemporary.
who? jolie?
DELET!
she has the most amazing back :3
She cured my pedophilia. What now?
wtf brah
lol
congrats! you're a wholesome non-pedo cunnysseur like me now :^)
#patricianmasterrace
>cured my pedophilia
how?
sweet jesus, how can bestagniya be so white and beautiful, bros?
>bestagniya
Wrong
it's a brutal fight, but my agniya wife wins, sorry
Nope not even because shes younger
Bestagniya has a classical beauty
Alright perverts, explain what the book is about? The trailer was confusing
MOOOOODDDDSSS
>Bestagniya has a classical beauty
dat is correct, but has the short-hair impediment
bestagniya is flawlessly white, has a very distinctive face, and also a 10/10 tushy
2late, this already happened, we won :^)
Acccording to google:
There's a new fantasy book adaptation coming to HBO. Based on the best-selling trilogy by Sir Philip Pullman, His Dark Materials tells the epic story of Lyra Belacqua (Dafne Keen), a young woman whose search for her kidnapped friend takes her to mysterious lands and pits her against a terrifying enemy.
>a 10/10 tushy
whoa wait a minute post it
no one can rock a purple one-piece like her, desu :3
NIIIIGGGGEEEERRRRRR!!!!
oh ive already seen this one yeah its ok not really 10/10
#notbestagniya
Only if it gets cancelled before it turns into soapbox wank.
the N-word
>ok not really 10/10
come on, now, it's perfect for her size
Kek wait minute i dont remember putting the heat i was probably intoxicated when i renamed it..
Fapbros? Anyways brynny only for lewds i guess
It does look better threre
>Fapbros? Anyways brynny only for lewds i guess
right now, yes, that's correct
>It does look better threre
yeah, there's an amazing video from that shoot, and that was like, 2 years ago, or more
Die pedo scum
Alinabro doesnt about this thread we should have told him
>yeah, there's an amazing video from that shoot, and that was like, 2 years ago, or more
Rrreeee why didnt you post it
Hey at least you bothered with the tabs people nowadays just repost old pics kek
>dem tabs
kekekekek
dawww, if its meant to be he will find it :^)
>Rrreeee why didnt you post it
it's 2big, iirc, let me check
>Rrreeee why didnt you post it
here
come on, man, secondbestagniya can't compete with this, desu
brap
lewd
Will best Dakota return?
W E W
Wtf i havent seen this one before srly i
Why didnt you or anyone else posted this one before now
literally my reaction
she was a qt ;__;
>lin manuel miranda
So no lol
>Why didnt you or anyone else posted this one before now
cause converting mp4s to webms is a pain the ass, so I only post videos on 4keks, desu
dude, look
look at this little piece of heaven
>having a söy breakdown for worst dana
apply yourself
>literallyme_0066.webm
lmao, btw, did you see the dana video texasbro and LB made a couple weeks back?
>worst dana
i will cut you
>cause converting mp4s to webms
Use this one video.online-convert.com
Ive use it no problems literally just use for the other webm i posted in the other thread
She looks pretty good there she also looks super smol
>they're making a HDM TV Show
FUCKING FINALLY, Those books were great, and now that nobody gives a fuck what the catholic church says they can't bomb the show like they did the movie.
>HBO
Obviously going to totally butcher it
>lmao, btw, did you see the dana video texasbro and LB made a couple weeks back?
uumm no.. its lb back uyou wete declaring him for not postimg err day even tho cel is gone
n-word
That dana looks better kek >:3
oh, I have that meme Yea Forums converter, it works perfect, desu, is just sheer laziness to be doing that all the time, same happened on /cel/, so I just started uploading the mp4s elsewhere
>She looks pretty good there she also looks super smol
yup, I love secondbestagniya, but bestagniya destroys me, sempai
nope, we haven't seen him in two weeks :/
hang on it needs sounds, let me link it
lol u mad?
Please tell me she's coming back lads
I don't get this thread, what GoT episode is this about exactly?
dana creepyfu is cute, but danafu is a 1000 times better, desu, baka
here, look at this song kino
YES!
lmao
She wearing cuppy bra! She got small tits? How disappointing :/
Im sure hes ok stop declaring people dead cunnybot!! He was the owner /cel/ rite?
Tbh i didnt know about this other dana
>dana creepyfu
shes from ukraine? what language does she speak
wew my peepee feel weird when her pics pops up on my ig
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MODS?
FUCKING PEDOS HERE AND NOTHING HAPPENS.
MODS
MODS
MODS
dude, the 4keks album is gonna be next level kino
all the tracks are brutally kek-packed
everyone misses him ;__;
>He was the owner /cel/ rite?
nope, but he knows him, and I've been talking to him lately too, he seems like a really nice bro, shame he called it quits with the site :/
>just want to talk about the His Dark Materials
>thread is nothing but pedoposting
she's my creepyfu, lives in china, and kinda looks a bit "cancerpatienty", but she's pretty cute
ukranian :^)
hottest thot alive, desu
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i wonder if she got some chink blood in her
nah, I doubt it
the chinks are just very aggressively moving into the cunnymarket lately, cause no one wants to see little insect models, lmaooooooooooo
>ukranian
Im asking because some parts speak the superior russian no that other "language"
>tfw just realized that chernobyl is in Ukraine and most pizza was produced from that country
i wonder if being literal pedo is actually some kind of mutation
>little insect models, lmaooooooooooo
Keeekkkkk isnt ella one of your cunnyfus?
>I've been talking to him lately too, he seems like a really nice bro, shame he called it quits with the site
was it because of cunnyposting?
kek, was just memeing, almost sure is russian
she has a youtube channel now too
hmmmm, I think it's more a mixture of poverty, and having the cutest lgs in the planet, desu
>Kekai
Breh...
ella is a peculiarly cute hapa, tho, almost honorary white, and even so, not really one of my top girls
you know my taste already :^)
don't think so, desu, he's good friends with LB, and he's been super friendly with me too, even wished us good luck with the new /cel/ and all
¯`v´¯
`.¸.L I T T L E / / G I R L S
>kek, was just memeing, almost sure is russian
>she has a youtube channel now too
No i mean its kinda weird because sometimes they speak both or just one somehow still understand russian damn slavs runes are kinda hard
this girl is pretty cute, desu
reminds me of malina
spain is packed with qts, desu
>ella is a peculiarly cute hapa, tho, almost honorary white, and even so, not really one of my top girls
tite AF
they make me fell so good!
ohhh, no idea, yeah, comrade translates everything for us
maybe they're closely related languages, tho
wondering if my love of cunny is some kind of repressed desire to father
oh well who cares.
wait comie knows russian?
ella has an stunningly tite bod, yeah, that's part of why she's my adopted insectfu :3
that's part of it, I'm sure
and longing for wholesomeness instead of merely thinking about banging thots all day, like most NPC brutes do
lmao, of course, dude
that's why we call him comrade :D
More like his blacked materials
>adopted insectfu
FUCKIN KEK
I'm genuinely surprised at how long this thread has lasted.
sticc :^)
just want a soft warm lg to cuddle and watch my mubies with. but what would I do when my mubies have violence or mature themes?! :S
I'm all about variety of whites :^)
see, if the faggot mods would allows us to have a thread like this everyday, which isn't bothering anyone or breaking any major rules, I would probably turn off the bot, desu
>comrade
He kinda picked his own name didnt he? i dont really remember desu i didnt really know he could speak/read ruski
why is my lankyfu is so perfect, brehs
>but what would I do when my mubies have violence or mature themes
Just watch frozen chill
>which isn't bothering anyone or breaking any major rules, I would probably turn off the bot
kek
yup, he did
I honestly don't even remember how we met, but he's probably the oldest /4keks/ poster, def 1st generation
>i dont really remember desu i didnt really know he could speak/read ruski
I thought he was just memeing too, but he does
the multi-board bot is delivering some major keks, tho
but at least I would think about it
come to think of it Toy Story would be mega comfy with a soft lg
>lankyfu
wasnt dana your lankyfu
bravo, jannies
>soft lg
no tite
pufy pusy!
absolutely, there's no black characters
no, no, danafu is my titefu, tho someone claimed her, so I guess milanka is my new lankyfu now
maisie is my lankyWIFE, tho, so she's at the top of the food chain, queen of the castle
she looks supercute in some pics like that one not somuch in the others like this one
i like a lil belly
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
>dat hint of cunny arrows
wew :3
>this entire thread
vocaroo.com
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
you don't like the rollerskating set?
that's crazy, user
what expression does this convey?
KEK
I feel that Ivy Dubreuil is one up and coming actress to watch.
>tfw pimenova is so fat now.thanks to merican food ;__;
youtube.com
*dances on janny's grave*
Shes starting to look kinda lankish is what i dont like
Just look at that wholesome face.
literally the only good thing about TD S3, desu
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, my pimenova wife isn't fat
she's just getting motherly for our six daughters
Kek
A pleasant surprise indeed
kekekek, someone needs to upload the cunny dancing vs janny vid again
honestly, that my favorite thing about her
lanky gurls with tite bubble thushies is my greatest weakness, sempai :3
>dem piggytails
muh heart
Stop claiming every girl you can keep pigenova but i get maisie
>888
the fuhrer's been protecting this thread from heaven this all time :3
Russians sure love their state run TV
Oh rite she has a nices tushy now kinda makes up for it
Wtf has happened to this thread
no, no, I meme a lot, but my misie wife is my one true love, that's non-negotiable
>Wtf has happened to this thread
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
nothing but propaganda and cuncuns
couldn't be more based, desu
More tumm
How old is she
you better start believing in top tier Cunny threads. you're in one
there's nothing cuter than lanky arms too
that's also one of my biggest weaknesses
>until puberty ruins h
Which is around the corner considering the hormones merican food has
>10 hours ago
why is this allowed?
welcome to real Yea Forums, user
is it your first time?
holy cuteness :3
>there's nothing cuter than lanky arms too
chikenlegs arent cool tho
>image limit gets reached
I'm assuming the prime year of 11
mods are trying to cure your homosexuality
don't even remind me, desu ;___;
I have a new cunnywife ready to go, tho
pic related
>Image limit reached.
what the shit
lmaoooooooooooooooooo
this was beautiful, didn't even realize this was happening
>10 hours ago
You mean 11. Janny must have fell off his chair and is unable to get back up. Someone send janny some help.
lmaooooooooooooooo
savage, user
BASED IMAGE LIMIT ELITE THREAD
you know, it's not the same as kristya's thundermuffs, or kmau's 11.5/10 legs, but I find them incredibly cute and nibbleable :3
wat now brah should we call it quit create another thread or what? guide us cunnybot
fuckin' kek
11.5/10 thread
what a blessed day, brothers
barely any autistic redditors either
>but I find them incredibly cute and nibbleable :3
Masies? If so your just biased!!
someone needs to make a stealth thread. bot thread will get deleted. make it about an actual movie seems to work. but not too obvious like leon
Did they not read the books? Dark material doesn't refer to the protagonist's skin.
Why do you have all these images of little girls user?
I turned off so we could fly under radar more easily, maybe that helped...
it's pretty late for me, desu, I think I'm just gonna catch up with 4keks and call it a night
I can turn it on if you guys want, tho
Slow but steady
>I can turn it on if you guys want, tho
Nah i think it was good for today let see if morrow we can do it again
not just maisie, carly's too
they both have literally same body
two leon threads and two lolita threads got deleted too, tho
this was a literal cunny miracle
because they are sexy AF
because they make us feel warm and fuzzy inside :3