Name the film

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No that's definitely Cage and his son who is literally named "Kal El"

Up

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Nicholas cage did his duty as a white man and sired a white son who looks like Nathan explosion from metalocalypse and now spends his days fucking asian chicks

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That's one I won't ever forget. Nice.

Why is his life like an anime?

Haven’t laughed that hard in a while

Because he’s this universes protagonist.

Here's this (You), you earned it

Great Autisctations

it is peak weeaboo

exactly what he wanted

living the dream

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Are you guys really this racist or is it all just a "joke"?

Louisiana Jones

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Sorcerer's apprentice.

Shut up bitch

holy fucking based

Nicolas "the Cage"

Are asian dudes just born faggy? that kid is wearing ugg boots and walks around with a limp hand. Cage has alpha white guy energy, non ironically walks around with a top hat and cane

Yeah, they're born wanting to be the little girl. They live in a society.

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You mean you don’t know everyone is just playing along with an elaborate meme? It’s as old as the internet, nobody’s actually racist dude

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Imagine being this dumb

>nobody’s actually racist
o.O this. racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

O_o

>/pol/ ""humour""

soft nonce cunt lol

Same thing

UP

Both.

Get fucked, it’s funny whether or not you’re political

Oriver Twistu

>insert Nigger or Chink into a greentext
>"HAHAHAHA GOD US 4CHANNERS HAVE A SUPERIOR SENSE OF HUMOR"

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>say chink in a post
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT starts playing

its sad that I actually don't know from what year this screenshot was taken

screencap this

2011
dummy
Yea Forums has always been the worst board

put me in the screenshot

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god, imagine going to middle school or whatever with that asian kid, probably doesn't the dumbest shit on the planet and names it "art" anytime anyone says anything about it.

he can do it without looking like a fag because he has a kino actor as a dad

Now You Vitamin C Me.

>dabbing in 2011
ok kid

Pitch me a movie with these two

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Nic Cage= Captain Cold
Ezra = Flash
Matt Berry = Gorilla Grodd

both of them are on a mission to save the world from bland fashion

Nic Cage works as a manager of a strip joint. Ezra is an up and coming designer and starts designing the strippers’ outfits. He eventually falls in love with Cage and becomes his wife.

i like how this guy thinks

i don't know that guy on the right
but left guy has a japanese shirt?

Mazinger Z

its a Muh Zigga shirt

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Guy on teh right is Fastest Man Alive

HOLY FUCKING KEK

gotta say, nic pulls off the pimpcore look very well
side-note: those canes are surprisingly expensive

Holy shit, Cage as Cold would be absolute kino

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Posting in a legendary thread

i dont know

FBPB. EVERY. TIME.

when i read older Flash comics ...Capt.Cold just seems like Nic Cage to me. I think they draw him kinda hunky now with a sleeveless shirt that just doesn't work.
the sleazy criminal of silver age is the perfect character for Nic Cage
(sofia boutella playing his sister golden glider of course)

Cage - an organized crime mobster - is forced by the crimelord to murder his wife after she threatens to dismantle his entire structure and hierarchy (she knows too much).
He winds up at a brothel to try and take his mind off of her, and meets a tranny (Ezra) who initially appears to just be a prostitute but is actually a criminal genius.
He realizes she (he) may hold the secrets to being able to permanently get him out of that crime syndicate but in the process he falls in love with her (him).

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