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>promise to finish the books in a few years whilst D&D copy and adapts your published books
>don't
fucking based
AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEE
FREEEE FAAALLING
This post is dedicated to Myrcella the Beautiful of the House Baratheon, the first of Her Name, Rightful Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.
>cries because Jaime killed Jory in episode 5
is she /our girl/?
>ywn be part of the GoT cast and make friends with all the lads
So now that the dust has settled, we all know what the top 3 simply epic /got/ memes are, but which of these 3 reigns supreme?
>AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH
>Varys Cough
>The rape
Cast your vote now.
>I suppose i'll have to take the position up myself.
>tfw a six-year-old /got/ shitpost theory would have genuinely been a better ending
THE SLAG IN THE NORTH!
at least you got an ending
Maybe the whole point of the show was not the ending, but the memes we made along the way
seth macfarlane should do the reboot of ASOIAF
eating pussy is gay.
What is Bran's tax policy?
Cutest psycho!
bost fanart
10th for at least we got a goddamn ending, many shows don't even get that luxury.
relative to how low my expectations were, I actually enjoyed that finale no homo
>valaryia prequel will be announced soon
Where were you when the GOT universe was saved?
alfie is so ugly why do I want to hug and kiss him
the rape, sansa
Bobbyposting is indisputably the best /got/ meme.
>The Rape
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH close second tho
Stannis lives
like to see ser selmy cutting through 5 men like knife carving a cake in his prime
>ywn have social skills and do social things
val
how come when jon snow met grey worm at the stairs of the red keep, grey worm was already there? Jon Snow walked ahead of him as he was killing Lannister soliders
So, who was Azor?
dany never saw that cersei was dead
>Plot summary of HBO's planned GoT prequel
>This story centers on the decline and fall of Valyria, a colonial empire which ruled half of the known world at its height. It reveals the social, economic, and political crises which tore apart the empire from within. A major focus of this prequel is on diversity, as it deals with issues of immigration, naturalization, and cultural identity - all within a multi-ethnic democratic state. The central conflict that kicks off the series is, "what does it mean to be 'Valyrian', and who gets to share in that power and prestige?"
best targ coming through
>plot armor, the scene
I've read Elric already
there is something really unnatural and unsettling about giving someone a moniker immediately
and then it being used constantly
i actually winced at bran the broken and then
>all hail king bran the broken
>mfw as a danyfag
I cry everyday knowing we will never see her vision come true
Coughposting is powerful but it's still very young.
I cast my vote for THE RAPE posting
I genuinely lol'd when I first saw the rape webm so that
Hmmm
So, what happens to the thousands of foreign fighters who went around raping and massacring civilians who had surrendered? Do they just get left to integrate into Westerosi life?
I like how dabid and dan can't decide if it's fucking winter or not.
did he ever die
STANNIS
How the fuck do you go from this...
>dany never saw that cersei was dead
Just turn your brain off and have sex
So I don't understand.
I've disliked Dany for quite some time, I think ever since she got her army and just wandered around sand areas doing next to nothing for numerous seasons. Her scenes were boring.
She looked beautiful in season 1 and then gradually got uglier and uglier. Yet during season 8 she's looked quite fucking delicious, I want to mate with her, I want to breed her. I don't know what changed but she looks very attractive again and I'd kill for a slice. I want to pound her no doubt tight asshole.
Lewd shit aside, I actually felt bad for her this season too, I sympathize with her, I didn't like Jon killing her, she looked so happy at the end, like she wanted Jon to pat her on the head before promptly pounding the ever living fuck out of her wanting dragon pussy.
But yeah, I'm confused, I don't understand how I could do such a 180 on her, am I just thinking with my dick or something?
Lads, this doesn't make me a danyfag right? It's only natural to think the way I'm thinking, right?
Imagine being Jon. Imagine being able to cum inside of dany whenever the fuck you want. Imagine turning it down because she burned some irrelevant peasants. What the fuck lads, how low does your test need to be so that you don't follow the will of your dick?
Seriously, just stop whatever the fuck you're doing and imagine pinning dany down and railing her asshole. Imagine it. Imagine giving that up for something as petty as her roasting some barefooted scum or killing lannisters. Imagine Emilia Clarke's lips wrapped firmly around your bellend. Imagine filling her dead womb up every single day with your cummies.
Imagine.
Literally just imagine.
Nth for a great choice for Master of Coin.
*schlop* *schlop*
>mfw it's complete shite
grey worm took a shortcut and ran there
was almost certain this was just bait when i first read it a while ago, going to be so shit lmao
they emigrate to sweden
W-what's THE RAPE?
it wasn't THAT bad, given the fact that most of the characters and story arcs had already been ruined in earlier episodes
it was about as good as it could have been after the immense fuck ups of the last few years
Who is the target audience of this supposed to be?
Sell drugs to children and harrass women
>ian glen getting dat puss puss
based and slagpilled
Qyburnposting is the intellectual's meme.
let Bronn conquer King's Landing and make himself king before the end of the next financial year
...to this?
>So, what happens to the thousands of foreign fighters who went around raping and massacring civilians who had surrendered?
They kinda forgot what they were doing there and left.
>ywn be Loras and go on holiday with Charles Dance and the boomer squad
FIRST FOR STANNIS
LAST FOR STANNIS
STANNIS, NOW AND FOREVER
STANNIS! STANNIS!! STANNIS!!!
Sansha leglocking your head between her thighs
Imagine the smell
Imagine the taste
I wouldn't have guessed Euron would be the dickhead with a guitar
based
8 years down the drain
>wargs into pod
>makes him rape every girl in Westeros
>top 3 /got/ memes
>No Bobbyposting
Fuck off
this was forshadowed by ser pounce drinking the water next to a dog like this
truly D&D are masters
Eunuchs are leaving for My Sunday's island.
Horse migrant rapists are going back to Germa.... I mean the Dothraki Sea.
based
Just watched episode 3, holy shit was that awesome
Favorite part was when Stannis rode out of the woods to kill the NK just in the nick of time. I knew he'd return
He went through more hardships then that bitch sansa and would have made a better ruler
PROVE. ME. WRONG
Have sex
>lower than Remember The Monsters?
r*ddit and twitter banding together is cancer
>dabs on Danytrannies
BASED
Charles Dance even looks like the dad of the group who tries to keep everyone in line.
is that the first or the second actress
Why did Bran talk like a """smart""" marvel character and purely communicate with quips
>reasonably intelligent, dignified, and good-natured man makes a claim for himself after they were all asked to do so by Sansa
>the same bitch then shushes him and is super rude, offers no alternative, and this is supposed to be a funny scene somehow because he's a "goofball" for getting drunk off the sorrow of his father and missing with a bow 6 seasons ago
Edmure didn't deserve this bullshit
My dad still refuses to accept Rhaegals death. We watched the episode where he got neck and heartspeared together. Before the last episode, he goes "I think Bran will bring Rhaegal back like the Red Queen (He thinks thats melisandres name for some reason) brought Jon Snow back" I'm like... Bro he literally got impaled by a 20ft spear in the head and sank into the ocean... and wtf does Bran have to do with the lord of light..
>the gundam, your grace.... i think you'll find it very suited to combat against a dragon
>tore apart the empire from within.
Wasn't Valyria literally at the height of their power when it exploded? That's why the Targs were considered a crazy family for having bolted.
> all within a multi-ethnic democratic state.
Weren't they also a aristocracy where only the houses with dragons got a vote?
why the fuck did brienne, davos, and sam get to vote on who becomes king?
>your grace, perhaps an alternate approach would be more suitable
This can't be real.
Jesus fucking christ my sides, you guys can't keep getting away with making these
D&D kinda forgot that the Dothraki were wiped out in ep3.
>Horse migrant rapists are going back to Germa....
based Roman butthurt poster bitching about the Huns
So the Varys' letters..... about that..... plot....
there is literally a scene in AFFC where Aemon tells San that Danearys is Azor Ahai/ The Prince Who Was Promised.
people selectively forget about it, but it's the most explicit declaration of who the prophecy refers to that exists in the books.
retard
>tfw no turboslut coke-slag gf
why even live bros?
>BobbyB posting
>Stannisposting
>TheRapeSalsaposting
these are my top 3 picks
There is an extreme lack of my tongue on those feet.
Based
Also, Shaggydog is the best direwolf
LMAO
Kit is literally me during any social gathering
Did the bells trigger her autism?
>Meine Kaiserin, the fleet is awaiting your command.
>Sieg Kaiserin Cersei!
people who want to see a representative range of racial nudity.
Why is there so little dialogue anymore holy shit. And half of the remaining dialogue are quips. Instead we get long ass scenes of characters walking slowly and other filler bullshit.
>Edmure didn't deserve this bullshit
He got the Stannis treatment
first and worst
this could have been the greatest
imagine the facist rule
actually it looked like communist russia with the sickles and the mix of snow and red colors
jon snow killed marx omggg
I love Conleth
what are some other kinos I can watch him in?
>mfw
too bad she's a literal feminist roastie now
>Why is there so little dialogue anymore holy shit.
D&D said they are bad writers, so they focus on the actors faces.
He has a large cock
They probably only made up 13% of the population. I don't see the harm.
he was in Suits for a bit, but I may be wrong
Get stabbed and shat on lmao
It's OK Dany, you can still win
god jon is such a fucking retard
Daenerys, Jon doomed the world by killing her. Thanks Jon, you gormless manlet
Who is ready for the prequel show?
'AVE SEX DANNEH YA SHUDNTA FOOKIN BURNED THA FAWKIN SITTEH DOWN THEN
>naming an instagram account after a famous person whose character you're obsessed with
gross
>my first decree as King is that henceforth the act known as "rape" is legal within the Six Kingdoms.
The rapes Westsros, they are beautiful.
The rapes
It was a real pitch for the prequel. There were four or five pitches, but I don't think this one's getting made.
yes you piece of shit libtard
GRRM literally said
that the entire Song of Ice and Fire
is based on the vision he had
of the stark boys finding the direwolves
that was literally it
it was always about the fucking starks you retarded shit
>Iron islands and dorne both don't leave
>the north leaves
The rape, Sansa
normies are just going to erase season 8 from their memories, particularly episodes 4-6. it will happen.
I've always liked tower of joy pastas
ugh what could have been
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>Euron playing the guitar to get into Ms. Sunday's chocolate pants
Absolutely based and wonderwall pilled
>two manlets, a giantess, and the literal embodiment of Chad
this shot gave me an audible kek
>Who is ready for the prequel show?
I want to see the writers and cast. I have hope. It's darkest just before the dawn. We are Stannis just before he defeats the Boltons in the ice.
>During principal photography for season four, the cast of HBO's hit series Game of Thrones hit the beach in Croatia, where the scenes in King's Landing are filmed. Conleth Hill (whose role involves playing eunuch spymaster Varys) was swimming with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Hill held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lena Headey (who plays conniving matriarch Cersei Lannister), "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The cast, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. Hill was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
>no shansha
This looks fun as fuck
>A major focus of this prequel is on diversity, as it deals with issues of immigration, naturalization, and cultural identity - all within a multi-ethnic democratic state.
Fuck me, it's already pozzed up
NORFXIT
>liked by kit 'the cuck' harington
>cough posting anywhere close to the top 100
HAHAH Fuck off retard.
>being a brainlet boomer
Ahhahahahahahaha
jesus christ I havent laughed this hard in ages
for norf!
Can't she read the sign? How disrespectful
>man raids people
>called Rayder
SERIOUSLY?
LMAO at Sansa threatening Grey Worm with northern soldiers. What the fuck are they gonna do against the tens of thousands of Dothraki and up to 4,000 Unsullied in King's Landing?
The dialogue this episode and last was miles better than the first half of the season
Reminder this guy said they should kill danny in the first season
>is it not wiser, kinder even, that that she should die now so that tens of thousands might live?
HOES MAD
what's the AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH one
What an ugly mutt
>they were twenty GOOD men, sir!
I just want to hold hands with him to a day.
>dust
>not ash
Why does Bran need little birds(whisperers) if he is the three eyed raven?
Go hang outside any Tesco, you're bound to find more of her kind easy enough
>twatter
>tabloids
>sjw "journalists"
Are these people the bottom of the barrel when it comes to the internet? Literally have not seen dumber human beings than in these places. These people define the term "NPC" completely.
1. Bobbyposting
2. Agghh
3. Tywin posting
>STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Fucking hell I want to pound Missandei's pussy into Oblivion
tag yourself
so whos to blame for brann becoming king, d&d or the fatman?
the fun part is they have staff writers to help them, and could have hired anyone they wanted to help them plot the series better.
also nice quads.
proofs?
which actress?
man wanted to see stannis appear and join the wildling when jon was riding into the north, they stare each other, not a single word and keep going north to create a new kingdom to be the true king in the north
And Robert was all for it, unironically a sound king
>Wasn't Valyria literally at the height of their power when it exploded? That's why the Targs were considered a crazy family for having bolted.
yes, a targ had a vision of valyria being destroyed so the targs fled to dragonstone 12 years ahead of the great doom
burst out laughing
Why must amerimutts/Jews insert themselves into everything?
Oh boy here we go.
The rape easily
George once said he didn't want to have an ending that would piss fans off like Lost's ending did, how do you think this ending measures up?
Not only that; he got shushed by a woman who wasn't even part of the Kingdom he was proposing to be the ruler of. Why does that fucking cunt get a say in who gets to rule someone elses Kingdom if they don't get a say in who rules hers? Fucking cunt.
Fucking hell, look at the size of the houses in the background.
What about Cersei's debt to the iron bank. Isn't westeros fucked at this point?
>It reveals the social, economic, and political crises which tore apart the empire from within
I thought the country got destroyed by volcanoes or am I thinking of something else
>Be with me. Build the new world with me, this is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name, and I was a little girl who couldn't count to twenty. We do it together, we break the wheel together.
>House Spaghetti
>Was it rape? (Not to be confused with "the rape"
>Cleganebowl
Old memes > new memes. Although coughing is pretty fucking good. /got/ was at it's peak the summer of 2012
>kit haringtonig
I know you want to believe but it's not her real account
IMAGINE BEING A TARGSHITTER FANBOY. IMAGINE HAVING TO WATCH THE BASED WHITE MALE KILL YOUR SHITTY STRONK WOMYN
With Bronn as master of coin? They simply wont pay lmao :^)
Best boy of all the 7 kingdoms robbed of his rightful throne
Me as "your people cant fight" nigga who got btfo instantly
Personally, the "why didn't the White Walkers build rafts" meme always did it for me.
Absolutely the best Stark and the actor fit the role very well.
Alys Karstark
Green hair SJWs and s o y boys
so the fall of rome after they allowed the barbarians to flood them?
fucking kek
*rearranges chairs*
Real answer: no one was, all of the book's lore was a was of time and the prophecies and foreshadowing was bullshit.
Charitable answer: Arya Stak was Azor Ahai.
Really charitable answer: Jon Snow was Azor Ahai and Dany was Nissa Nissa, or both were Azor Ahai, and Drogon was Lightbringer, but the prophecy referred to their actions leading slowly towards DEMOCRACY not fighting White Walkers. As awful as razing King's Landing was, when Dany did it and then Jon rightfully put her down, it lead to the Iron Throne being destroyed and taking to first steps towards democracy.
The second two reasons are just autistic fans desperately trying to salvage their wasted hours of reading and autistically considering all that bullshit. None of it mattered.
Fatman, no way Dany did a 180 that retardedly bad unless the fatman told em last minute they had to
>Stark gets "elected" king
>Stark asks King Stark to let her be Queen Stark
>"yes"
>okay.jpg
why didn't they make Arya Queen of Essos or something, the Unsullied are going there after all.
first and best
>David Benioff literally said in the behind the episode that the Dorthranki were extinct in episode 3
Give it to me straight: how good are the dunk and egg books? Is AWOIAF or Blood and Fire better for world/lore porn?
>You will never help Sansha try on different shoes for hours
'ate lannisters
'ate targs
'ate blondies
'ate boars
'ate darkies
luv whores
luv drink
luv tourneys
simple as
KEK
>forgot the scene where you literally see theon's bepis
I dunwanit
who the hell is Val?
So let me get this straight, the only good thing to come from Bran as a character throughout 8 seasons of the show is a meme about him enjoying watching his sister getting raped?
I just want to make sure I'm hearing this right
I interpreted it as the dragon burning the throne because it is full of swords
and dany has a sword in her
i bet thats what DnD thought so that must be correct
>Glory days, well they'll pass you by
fuck i missed when we had some interesting characters on this show
Actually she never cast a vote. Thought they were going to fuck it up to for but they actually didn't. Her "sit down" comment was off the record. I do agree with Radmure being demoted to comic relief is shameful though.
A literal goddess
was cute
What was the fucking point of the Seinfeld level comedy? All that was missing was the laughtrack
the Dothraki were on the ships leaving Westeros at the end
Unsubscribe from HBO NOW
what was the lord of lights plan for the hound again? to kill his dead brother before he gets killed by rocks?
is that dany?
and yes
sure they read a different version of the books to me
he looks so out of place now
like its an entirely different show (and it is)
No one cares about Orders' oath of celibacy, Night's Watch, Maesters, or otherwise, even though members taking that pledge should and those who violate it should be punished. It's baffling that GoT defines itself as a "realistic" medieval dark low fantasy when major characters like Sam and Jon don't care about their oaths or breaking their ties with their families, that many characters aren't even religious and outright mock and insult their ancestors' gods, and the fact that women are in the highest positions of this medieval-inspired setting when even in modern real life, women aren't. GoT isn't a dark low fantasy, it's a power fantasy that caters to women, secularists who believe their above fantasy, and ethnic minorities.
ewww
Jon's fuckbuddy in the book
Dunk and Egg stories are comfy as fuck.
The lore books are trash, GRRM can't write for shit, and the only interested parts are shit that are guaranteed to never ever ever have an explanation.
The petition has reached 1.2 million
>do not take photos
>takes a photo
based and famepilled
Is Bran the Lord of Light?
I'm watching the FG Star Wars episodes now and I would actual love this. BURN IT TO THE GROUND
why is she so smug?
MAKING THE RAPE WE CALLED IT
Nah I'm gonna catch up on silicon valley first. Maybe watch true blood. The rest is already on Amazon Prime.
Post some.
>implying I ever paid one cent to Dabid
STANNIS
These were so based
I can't
It's free here
It's crazy that if you think about it, getting rid of Daenerys and even Night King doesn't even change much. This series is ass.
Get rid of Dany, Reach allies with Dorne to take down Cersei, Tarly never turns, they sack the city, North can be independent, just sail to empty Dragonstone and mine dragonglass waiting for the dead to breach the Wall.
Get rid if the Night King. Wildlings just stay North, Benjen and Jon are bros and Jon can join Robb and stop him from fucking up. Bran's just a cripple who goes to his brother or uncle, rally the North, Boltons BTFO
you're being too harsh, he also has autism and no dick
makes sense
There's a lot of character development there. In Season 4, Meera is almost raped by the Fooking Legend. Back in Season 4, Bran was horrified. But in Season 8 he'd be cheering the rape on, or perhaps even engineer the situation.
Bran was kino when he was luke skywalkering with the bloodraven and actually had emotions. Turning him into a robot was fucking retarded but at least we got the rape out of it
After Deadwood movie
Thanks. If that's the case, I might get AWOIAF as a coffee table book because it has such good fucking art in it.
To pull Arya away from Beric as he was getting killed (even though they all somehow ended up in the same room anyway a scene later) so she could kill the Night King.
>literal
die zoomer
thx that is exactly what i was thinking
take a drink every time there is a pointless shot of a character *walking somewhere* in this episode, and you'll be dead in no time.
Kit looks like he'd rather be anywhere else. I wannafuck the mutt.
>ywn go on holiday with the lads
The one true King in the Norf
This bothered me more than anything else this season
How the fuck could they build up Jaime's character development all this time just for him to not change it all in the end
>lightbringer was some irrelevant dagger
user, we don't even have a show anymore.
It's over.
Soon jannies will start banning and killing /got/ threads, and we will be forgotten.
No, you're not a danyfag. You're either turned on by the Nazi bondage/yandere aesthetic shit that wasn't there before or the fact that the writing for the character was such shit accidentally made you sympathetic to the character. It's happened to me before when characters I hated or didn't care about had their arc botched.
literally why is big booby karstark there
5, 6 and 7 were garbage too retard
muahahahahahahaha
i mean anything else would be retarded they arent really dragons anyway, but mindless wyverns, just like DnD
The entire council besides retard ned wanted to kill dany
>implying petitions are significant
Well they kinda forgot
My favourite was always season 3 Stannis posting and R'HLLOR HUNGERS.
/r-ing the "Run! It's Stannis!" webm if anyone has it
>Bran goes back in time, wargs into Karl
>Tha fookin rape, Meera..... ah was a fookin rapist, meera....
Dragon comes back to help Jon and burns them alive. Sounds good
Holy shit this is criminal lmao
I really think they reworked the timline this season thats why it looks so weird:
>battle of king ladning in sunny day, night king is still alive
> dany goes mad
>thousands of dotraki and unsullied posing at the red keep
>the war is over but winter is coming ( starts snowing )
> after winning the throne they head up to protect winterfell
>get rekt, unsullied and dotraki die but jon defeats the night king
>return to kings landing, tyrion still in prision
>dany is alone with no army only drogon is left, jon kills her
> jon is choosen as king by the council but he refuses and goes to the wall
People have always bent and broken rules, do you think people in medieval times where always true to their words? Kings used to have dozens of lovers even as infidelity was punishable, sometimes even by death, and people where cheating on each other left and right. Night watch commanders looking through their fingers a bit when it comes to their soldiers celibacy seems perfectly plausible.
>anything after the RW
>good
Reddit
SEETHING
i think
5 and 6 arent as good as 1234
definetley better than 7 and 8
>tfw Varys wasn’t a merling
Wasted potential
>feuer Cercei's hammer!
>*walks into the ocean with a dwarf baby and walks back alone in your path*
>only authentic hero's journey in the series
>ends with him getting lobotomied and the rape
>Bran is secretly the Great Other / Children
>Bran pushes discourse among humans by revealing Jon's true parentage
>Bran is working for the night king and secretly helping him during the battle (worgs into ravens to help with logistics)
>Worgs into Drogon to burn down King's Landing
>becomes King
>is looking to find Drogon and Dany
Am I putting more thought into this than the writers?
Nonsense
No but I do have a few related ones.
>the rape, westeros
>it was beautiful
>"If we let Jon be free we'll start a war"
>*eunuchs and horsemen fuck off abroad*
>"We have access to the best fleet in the world, so we could totally let Jon be free and tell the Eunuchs to go fuck themselves and there's nothing they could do about it"
>"Nah, keep him at the wall"
My wife
Fuck off
So Greyworm sent out ravens for all the major Lords to come to King's Landing for Tyrion's trial, then they just ignore the trial aspect and negotiate a new King with Tyrion as Hand? And Greyworm just stands by and watches this all unfold? am I missing something?
What was the point of pretty much shitting on all the remaining houses during that meeting? Why did Tullys, Arryns, Martells etc comfortably disappear between the wars, only to reappear again after all three threats (white walkers, cersei, Danny) have been dealt with?
HERE COMES THE NEW PRINCE OF DORNE
shit that works better
>mfw fresh danyfags in my general
I gotta tell you: I cannot WAIT for Daenerys to die. No, seriously. Fresh reddit refugees like you, or people who like Daenerys because they confuse her with the actress, or even those of you who unironically believe she’s a good, non-boring character or that she did nothing wrong, I am talking to all of you. I am sustained solely by the mental image of your anguished screams that will be heard when Jon plunges Longclaw into Dany's guts. This isn't a shitpost, I am deathly serious. Just imagine the look on her face, the betrayal, the surprise, the despair as Jon drives the Valyrian Steel blade through her internal organs. I am literally, unironically, masturbating to the thought of you pulling you hair out in frustration as you cry, your tears dripping onto the floor, as Daenerys sighs out her final breaths, blood seeping out of her mouth. Good God, I'm getting hard again just by typing this post. I can feel blood rushing to my dick as I imagine you repeating “no, no, no, no, NO, NO” over and over, each time increasing in volume and despair, as her corpse starts cooling on the ground of the throne room in King’s Landing. The music will no doubt be extremely dramatic and sad, but I welcome it, for it will surely increase your sadness and rage even further. To add insult to injury, she’ll probably stay alive for a little bit longer once she falls to the ground, and will most likely try to reach out and crawl towards the Iron Throne, in an attempt to reach it, at least once in her life. Hnnng, I can feel my orgasm building up as I imagine Jon putting a boot on her back to make sure she does not reach it. I hope you're ready for what happens in the last episode, because I cannot WAIT for your shitty character to finally receive the DABID special treatment. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll finally see a good old decapitation on-screen again, or maybe Jon will squeeze the life out of her with his bare hands.
Turn your brain off and have sex
looks like I'll have to take a closer look into her
if you catch my drift
I don't care that it was literally a Tumblr meme but arrested westeros was fucking great
>D&D managed to give Cersei a happier and more sympathetic ending than Dany
>they even made Cersei more nuanced by saying Dany was always crazy and evil
I can't deal with this feel
gods this show was good then
fucking mermaid asshole
This^
I need to know
Nobody gave a fuck about oaths in real life, either, jesus, could you neckbeard harder? Your feminist sniveling aside, Martin's world mirrors history just fine - oaths were bullshit, everyone broke them, and "family" only mattered financially and if you were noble - and even then, nobody really cared.
Lemme guess, you're one of those hapless idiots who thinks the "code of chivalry" was an actual thing, right?
The only way “best” the NK should be having to take his place
>they both run in and swing at eachother's swords
Why does Jon need to kill her in this case?
To be fair that's not a large number of warriors considering what they allegedly came to westeros with, like less than a 1000 in that shot
>Why did Tullys, Arryns, Martells etc comfortably disappear between the wars, only to reappear again after all three threats (white walkers, cersei, Danny) have been dealt with?
They were too busy fighting against Lannisters after Cersei waging genocide aginst every major house in Westeros.
Damn, it's almost like you could save this season in editing. Only thing missing is second dragon at battle for Kings Landing, unless the opening scene is her losing it to Euron.
lel
>mfw they rewrote Cersei to be a good loving mother instead of being a batshit insane retard who was a mad dog who needed to be put down
who's the guy in the white/silver armour supposed to be?
its ok, but why kill dany if she has no army?
what's the AAARRGHH meme?
cringe: GoT was good for seasons 1-4
based: GoT was always cringe
Literally all I could think during this scene.
Point blank you can take out all of Jon (and the White Walkers) and Daenerys' stories and have everything exactly the same. Instead have Cersei blowing up the Sept be the kicker that makes everyone realize what has to change. Jaimie reluctantly kills her and then the council scene happens. Everyone is so sick of war they vote on a new king. The end. Better and more coherent story and more time and room to do it.
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Do we know the father of her last child?
That's how it went. The man has no balls
I’m my mind that was just Jamie being flippant.
Dunk
I want to gently kiss those beautiful cheeks and lips to cheer her up then violently rape her asshole at high speed
Ascended: GoT was good for seasons 5-8
Fuck i miss Daenerys
it's as though.... madDany doesn't exist in the books and Cersei is literally being compared to Aerys by Jaime in his POV.
It's ash, not snow. they didn't want this to be confusing, which is why they never actually show Kings Landing in winter
Sam didn't just break his Night's Watch Oath, he broke his Maester's Oath to celibacy as well. Hell, he doesn't even bother trying to hide his relationship with Gilly. Anakin had more common sense than him. There's a difference between Jon being forced to seduce a Wilding for the Watch and some of their members going to brothels, and Sam outright ignoring his vows not only to celibacy, but going back to his ancestral home with the girl he just impregnated openly to other people? There's no way The Night's Watch would never approve any of this. Even the Catholic Church was pretty pissed about Pope trying to have their nephews inherit their title, no matter how discreet. Sam isn't very trying to hide it.
arrgghh....
Jon snow had a harder life
>An entire series of targ shits
>An entire series of pretty people doing soap opera faggotry
Dear god no.
>Ser Duncan the Tall of the Kingsguard facing Lord Lyonel Baratheon – artist Chase Stone
What a fucking chad, look at those shoulders.
If GoT was a BBC produced sitcom, this would be the inevitable movie tie-in where the cast all go abroad for more whacky shenanigans.
Fuck... I actually want to watch that.
They didn't seem to fight a lot since cersei killed the snakes, Jamie secured peace with the river lands and the vale went with Sansa.
The vale basically supposedly took part in the war with the white walkers, hardly seen though.
The thing is that the Night watch is completely wrecked and powerless and no one gives a shit what they think. The survivors decides on the rules. The maester-thing is a plothole though, they seem to still have influence
canon
Targs were unimportant in old Valyria
user I've been imagining it every waking hour since the last two episodes. I too share your dilemmas about being a danyfag. If you'd have asked me two seasons ago what I thought about Dany I'd say she was the most annoying, dull character in the show and that I couldn't wait for her to die.
The heel turn opened my eyes, though. My dick shot up and never went down as she was committing mass murder. It's sickening to admit but true. At first I was intrigued but as time went on I found myself becoming obsessed with this cutie and could not believe that I had ignored her for so long. I will forever curse the names of those effeminate jew fucks for making only six episodes -- only two of which featuring /ourgirl/ in her most fuckable state.
Imagine denying THIS. Just imagine being this much of a faggot. You can literally see the lust in her eyes -- this poor woman was sex-starved and frustrated, rightfully so. And what does this manlet do? He kills her because of some fucking dwarf. Honestly, don't lie to me, if THIS walked up to you and asked you to join her, don't tell me you wouldn't have bent her over that throne and railed her up the ass for the next three nights straight. So what if she torches a bunch of peasant villages and kills your cunty sisters?
Yeah I meant Valyrians. One inbred clan is all the same of those white haired fucks.
Also christ almighty that empire of ash plot sounds horrid.
Based
kino
What petition?
kek thanks
The old one, Aimee Richardson.
Nell Tiger Free doesn't seem to give a shit.
In mine, that was Jaime trying to convince Tyrion that he shouldn't see him as a good person.
>re-make season 8 with competent writers
Yea Forums become dany-fags the second she turns evil is the most predictable thing ever
Cheers lad.
True but we only see like 3 + Jorah survive the charge.
>Pro-diversity agenda
>In a show about an empire on the brink of collapse, based on an empire which collapsed in part because they tried to rule over too many differing groups of people
latter day saints panflet tier art.
Made me choke on my joint
they should have made it look like ash instead of snow then
All freeborn Valyrians had a vote, but the Dragonlord families effectively ran things.