THEY WEREN’T EVEN TRYING
THEY WEREN’T EVEN TRYING
But what of Bran’s tax policies?
>Stole his story
>Stole his character
>Stole his imagery
>Stole his ending
>Even stole his RR
No taxes. But women have to bathe twice a day. For reasons.
in before some fat pink mast begins to quibble
You kneel before no-one, Aegon Targaryen.
also add the ring dropping into lava with the chair being burned down
>all men must die
>luckily we're not men
>both die
One of the few based things they did.
More importantly, what's his favorite type of pipe weed?
>B-BUT SHE IS MUH KWEEN
j rr tolkien
george rr martin
grape ape
What happened to the White Walker babies? Did Jon murder them in their craddle?
>another game of reddit post
Dude, GRRM admits he's a fan that wondered "what if LOTR" was "realistic".
>Jon completely forgot Ygritte
>juxtaposing two pop culture creations for an esoteric understanding
Goyim fucking retarded.
anyone else think about this when they saw that scene?
i don't know about taxes but i'm pretty sure rape won't be illegal anymore
Yes every single second of that scene I was reminded of that
Was he a rational thinker?
then why the fuck didnt he talk about Brans tax policy
have sex
And by the law of the land uttered by King Bran the Broken it shall be beautiful.
what about the baby dragons
do they kill then too?
It was a straight rip off and they wanted you to know it. Im sorry they call it a reference or omage.
>realistic means lots of rape and massacres
No doubt that this was a common part of war, but the whole "cynicism is mature" meme needs to end.
At least Dany was smart enough to just fly into King's Landing.
girl scout cookies
Which makes no sense because they had static anti-air defenses everywhere
They even had a hobbit sailing west
>We kinda forgot we were trying to be a more realistic version of the Lord of the Rings movies
>"realistic".
Like cutting people dicks off with insect and rape? he is just a fat sick bastard.
Read a book queer
Rape and looting were how war has been done for millenia
Why didn't Bran just warg into eagles?
not to mention that Arya sails west just like Frodo
eye dun wan et
A plagiarizing jew? Noo....
Nice of Martin to give Smeagle a happy ending
you're an absolute cuck
doesn't that make him a hack?