Breaking the wheel edition
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On a level of "Dexter" and "How I Met Your Mother", How will this trainwreck of a finale will be remembered years from now?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
>season finale
>final scene of the series
>Bran's giving a speech about mankind's history and the future of the Westeros
>beautiful, soaring score by Ramin Djawadi
>bittersweet montage of Jon being reunited with Ghost, Arya sailing out to the West, Sansa ruling Westeros alone
>suddenly
>speech is interrupted by Bran ripping a minute long crippled shart that echoes through the Red Keep
>he beckons Tyrion to come clean him up
>close up on Tyrion's glum face
>"You know what they say, the King shits and the Hand wipes!"
>credits
first for king of love and beauty
Have sex brienne you virgin lmao
The show should have ended with Drogon dropping Dany off at some red priestess in Asshai
ALL HAIL KING EDMURE!
What was his rape policy?
Cutest psycho!
first for based royce
She didn't deserve to be subjected to that fucking finale script
ouch
So, Stannis return next season or?...
bros... I miss them so much already...
Why did they burn the iron throne if they still have a monarch with the same council positions as the iron throne monarchy?
King Bran is gonna give her a reward for all the shit she did for him, right?
>Shot of black dragons wings appearing behind Daenerys, as if from a fallen angel
>Tyrion looks at the audience and tells people the reason why Daenerys fell
>Drogon turns to the throne, the symbolic definition of the politican intrigue in the show, and melts it
>Tyrion turns to the audience and says how important stories are and how they move us, the thesis of the show/books
How can people accept this heavy-handed, spell-it-out-for-you shit?
i want them to get married fuck
wew
Hello
Nazi Dany's is what I crave frens!
remembering crazy theories
Bronn is the real hero of GoT.
The male of the Vale
>this whole season
my brother... my captain.. my king
Fuck Jon snow and fuck his stupid dog!
Guys, the Azor Ahai prophecy was a red herring. It was REALLY all about Arya because she was meant to close;
BLUE eyes for the night king
BROWN eyes for......
GREEN eyes for.............
Dany was never going to kill Jon. Fucking Jew imp ruined everything
The only part that kept me from killing myself.
subverts my expectation
>The Nights Watch still exists
Soooo, shouldn't Sam be executed? He broke his Oath by having an actual child with Gilly. Jon should execute him or at least send his ass back from the Citadel. Also if Sam is Grand Maester, who the fuck is in charge of House Tarly?
Even looking past the terrible storyline, this episode was really badly written/structured. Awful pacing, bizarre timeskips etc
i'm a cynical weirdo who has hated game of thrones for the last few years, but i unironically shed a few tears watching Brienne finishing Jaime's entry in the White Book
so who is this?
BASED SANSHA FEETS GETS
BOW YA SHITS, BOW AND OBEY THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH
looks like a right proper disney prince
but she's not a psycho
has there been an even cringer scene in the whole show than the election of Bran to the King?
Yeah....
Yeah
She's a cumslave in the wall now
I don't think Sopranos, The Wire or even Mad Man got this much shit this is on a whole new level
Unironically would’ve been a better ending
BSG.
Lost.
Chuck.
has borto started adapting the manga yet?
Her reward is kneeling at his feet. Her head rests in his lap. His hand on the back of her head. Until she dies, she will work at getting her mouth full of his cum. He will never tell her his dick don't work. She will never birth a lord.
>'Maybe we should gives the dogs a vote aswell.'
Was 'dogs' code for women?
turn your brain and shut the fuck up my man. they all just kind of forgot about that stuff
don't think about it
Are you somehow under the impression the majority is accepting it
What's next for her career?
>D&D literally inventing new Martells to avoid Darkstar cringe
ok, now this is based
Reminder that Bran's motivations are still completely ignored and all he was there for was to find out about Jon's parents which ultimately didn't effect anything
>Diamond bars
At least Arthur Dayne's pages confirmed that Ned didn't actually marry a T*lly and that part was a dream
literally no one cares about the oath grandpa
What was the point of this?
slow decline
Why does she look so comfy there
being my gf
Show would’ve been better if she’d died of that stroke or whatever in season 1.
>Give a main character the power of warging, the ability to take over an animal
>Introduce an animal as the most powerful war weapon ever that can single handily win battles
>Never wargs a dragon, in fact the entire warg power was totally useless and could have been cut
Reminder that Targshits and their dragons were literally losing to a bunch of goatfuckers from Dorne.
North: Sansa
Iron Islands: Yara
Vale: Robin
Riverrun: Edmure
Storm's End: Gendry
King's Landing: Bran
Reach: Bronn
Dorne: Anonymous Prince of Dorne
Who is in charge of Dragonstone now?
So even if he never finishes the books... He definitely fed D&D bullshit as a joke, right?
>Lords vote for King
>Yara is literally there because she and some Lords disagreed with Euron being elected King
>everyone pretends they're unaware of what a kingsmoot is or how bloody the Ironborn's history has been over it
Lmao
Retirement
feet queen
>lower rated than Dexter
Dexter team popping champagne tonight. They are no longer bottom of the barrel.
She was pretty dope in Dredd
save hex
Ice ending
I actually hung on post end credits, hoping for a scene like this:
Time skip of 10 years
Older Jon burying Ghost under a weirwood tree, with the face of a wolf carved into it
Says bye to his wilding wife and kids before going off in a routine ranging beyond the wall.
We learn from this dialogue he’ll be back before Tyrion and the king visit the wall for the first time.
Later that night, hears a noise that makes him leave his tent with his sword in hand (the sound of dragon wings).
A blizzard starts suddenly, blowing away the tents and scaring the horses off.
“We should start back”, says one of his rangers (first and last words of ASOIAF).
His entire squad runs off, chasing after the horses.
After 30 seconds of blinding snow, it just stops.
Silence.
The sky is also clear, and the audience sees that Jon is in the eye of a storm.
He turns around.
Daeny is standing there, looking exactly how she looked when he killed her, with skin as pale as the moon and eyes as blue as ice, with a slight crown of ice on her forehead.
She just stands there, then raises her arms on either side, like the NK does.
Tears stream down Jon’s face.
He drops his sword.
He starts walking towards her.
Cut to black.
I made a thing.
Graya laughed along as well even though that’s what they do on the iron islands
THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH
THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH
THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH
such a good boy
>GRRM wants to destroy the wheel of genre tropes
>D&D literally recreate the LOTR ending
>the promise of the frey's having someone married to a king is kept
KINO
Actor is Brazilian apparently. First Ricardo, now him. Fuck why do Brazilian men make me so gay?
Why did he take of his rings?
Honestly, I don't really mind any of the conclusions too much it's just the road there was so rushed and botched
>Who is in charge of Dragonstone now?
STANNIS
seems like an odd thing to do for a man who hurt her at her most vulnerable
Reminds me of nuclear powers losing to goatfuckers in the middle of nowhere
Oh wait
*ruins your career*
m8 no one actually cares about the part with the women.
and you can still be in charge of a house while being in a position like this. remember tywin?
>twitter.com
Based Limmy
Bad writing
Isn’t she going to be in the next Star Wars movie?
Because she's held by the most handsome man on earth
Fuck the jannies
What the fuck
>North wants to be independent
>Everyone is fine with this
Ironborn would be asking for independence too
D-didn't she die horribly?
Traditionally it's the prince of the iron throne, so probably Bran.
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
>Bronn didn't head down to the dungeons (where bad poosy was obviously still alive), free her and marry her
Was it homosexuality?
nice eyeline
what did he mean by this?
Jon, when he returns with an army of wilding-targ bastards
Gods I need those feet resting on my face.
To be fair Tyrion in early seasons did say that dragons are theorized to be as smart if not smarter than humans
Agreed, if all episodes had been as good as this it would have been the best season in a while
are you new or something?...
it was a foreshadowing of Brienne updating the Knight Book, it was to remind us that writing exists in GOT
Because subversion
why cant people just take a normal fucking picture?
foot-binding tier
why do women do this?
Was the only OK moment this episode. Wrapped up the dynamic between the two nicely.
gross
La goblina footmogs her
Whoa, same. It was weird as fuck because I couldn't care less about the show. Probably some emotional manipulation going on devised by jewish scientists.
I wonder if the first pick for Dany that left the role wants to kill herself now???
THE LAST TARG TO EVER LIVE, SENTENCED TO A LIFE OF CELIBACY ON THE FUCKING WALL?
I hope so. She was very good and cute on that Star Wars
King Brian doesn't need it anyways.
Reminder that the citadel is the true power now
Has there ever been a /got/ meetup?
Reminds me of LOST, both very disappointing
Dexter is still worse
The writers should be in prison for this, unironically.
Almost like Martin only told them the ending and they made up all the bullshit leading up to it.
Nah, she's alive.
Currently she's squatting in a swamp with her dad.
Sansa + Wyman Manderly
More like sentenced to fuck all the hairy wildling pussy he wants.
What the absolute fuck was this guy's problem?
Jon simply doesn't care.
is the nipple shape really necessary
>Best scene in the finale
>2nd to last character to talk in the finale
We did it Briennebros
I would also pay to watch a political miniseries of this new council of Tyrion, Davos, Brienne, Sam and Bronn
AAAAAAAAGGGHHHH SAVE ME AEGON TARGARYEN
I don't understand how anyone gives two shits what Greyworm and Yara wanted. Everyone there (even the Vale) would have fought for Sansa if she decided to get Snow back from those blood thirsty Ken dolls.
There shouldn't even be that many Unsullied and zero horse fuckers left. I especially don't get how Yara had any say in anything. The Ironborn did jack shit the last couple seasons and there should be none of them left.
If Jon was my brother the Unsullied and Dothraki would have been wiped out to get him back. Or fuck just send in deus ex Arya to get him out.
>Yes, this midget that I have never met before and has made multiple lapses in judgment is clearly correct in choosing this cripple Anglo as king
>i dunno what the fuck a 3 eyed raven is, but it sounds cool
>Also the north becoming independent is totally fine, they deserve it and I won't ask for it myself
Prevents chafing
Fuck off back to r/got and discord, you autistic faggot tranny.
>mfw every single actor on the show hated season 8 and have actively said so
biggest fuckup of the century
Where was she? I thought the showrunners loved the actress
This dyke could rape me.
daily reminder that you unironically share a board with sub 90 IQ normies who wanted Jon to fight the the Night King one on one and take the throne too and are thusly disappointed in the perfect ending with the happiest outcome for him
Ere lads what happened to the Iron Bank?
Autism.
martin has really got his hands full with writing the books now that we know what happens
I'm sure he's going to do a better job at justifying all the stupidity than the show did, but he's really going to have to out do himself to recapture the magic of the series.
I wouldn’t. That final scene with them was piss trash
I just caught up on it. Why did she go apeshit again? was it just because cersei killed missandei?
Lost was better. At least they tried for something and it was an emotional roller coaster. GoT was just bland.
Noh.
He dun' wan' it.
Will the spin-off flop?
nothing. nothing changed for people in essos.
Or, since all the Dothraki and Unsullied left, just be like oh hey Jon you can come back now.
Only if this song plays after Tyrion says that
youtube.com
drogon went to burn them all, the last request of nazi dany
BOBBY had Targ ancestry which is one of the reasons why people accepted him as king, so Gendry is also a smol targ.
TICK TOCK STANNIS
I always wanted to get a doge but I'm worried about it going feral
I can’t believe that Arthur Dayne had access to a time machine and went to the future to correct the book
>implying he can't get all the bad poosy he wants for free now that he's a lord and master of coin
everything seems like a joke when you're 1000IQ TER
rotting in the cellars of the red keep
Fucker got shot down worse than Rhaegal.
JAV
Right? I dont' get what Jon was moping about, he didn't want the throne and get to chill on the wall with his bros and a bunch of wildling hoes, what the fuck was his problem?
They gave loads of money to Stannis and the Lannisters tho
It won't, this was the most boring finale I've ever witnessed.
>kill the girl literally no one but her savages likes
>ok
>savages just leave with no drama or retribution
>back to small council bullshit from the most incompetent people possible
Saved this image on May 6th from /got/
Not bad.
>>Dorne: Anonymous Prince of Dorne
Men call him Darkstar. and he is of the night.
this
uh, looks like user was btfo
>GRRM has been radio silent on the finale
>hasn't done a blog post about it or anything
It was true. All of it
who the fuck watches himym kys pleb
Got will be compared to lost until a new contender comes along, luckily I won't be watching normie shows so I won't give a fuck when it happens
Anything would be better than Mary sue assassinating white king so easily.
More like Jon should have been killed immediately after Dany's death and Tyrion probably would've died soon after.
Then the Unsullied either left or all went down fighting to the last man.
Either ways, there would've been more blood spilled than we saw.
I'll miss Dayneposting more than the actual show.
Iron bank is probably bankrupt now, which would likely mean a huge economic depression for essos
go back there and suck him off then...
eeeeeeeewwwwwww
would she also keep on saying "no, no, no, ...." like in every fucking JAV?
JUST
TURN
OFF
YOUR
BRAIN
BRO
He's danish
I fucking need this bad.
i hope so
Oh wow a close up does that armor no favors
Right? The fuck is going on. As soon as the Unsullied leave just let Jon and the Wildlings back. He'd be living in the north. Who the fuck is gonna go up there to check on him? Or care enough later on? No one liked Dany and he killed her.
why cant you just have sex?
>You will never get to call Sophie your queen while eating her out
AGGHHH STANNIS PLEASE JUST END ME
>T-THEY FILMED MULTIPLE ENDINGS
Imagine being HBO Security and having a leak this spectacular
Things I liked
>Jaime and Cersei dying together
>Dany going mad queen
>Jon killing Dany
>A council being formed and Bran leading it as the 3er
>Brienne finishing Jaime's pages
>Jon going back north (beyond the wall a nice bonus)
I liked quite a lot of how it ended. Yet why do I still feel let down?
Of course. The finale retroactively destroyed the show. There is nothing to make a prequel for now.
not taking into account all the economic depression caused by the end of the slave trade already
she was fucking adorable in that scene
First class acting.
>eating her out
Oof thats pretty beta
So is she carrying lion seed?
It's the worst. Usually finales are hated because they're either abrupt or just not grandiose enough to live up to the expectations. GoT's was just straight up nonsense. It was too dumb to be disappointing.
He wanted to have her poisoned.
Has that shitty bar posted their video yet?
Because everything in between all of these nice things you mentioned was utterly shit.
What is bad about it?
heh. I remember seeing that and thinking that it is just a bad joke. it must be.
and then ep4 happened exactly like that. then the 5th. and then many, including me, thought it was just subversion, the ending cant possibly be that dumb.
but it was.
>imllyjng d&d aren't the ones that leaked it to soften the outrage when the episodes aired
i'm fine with jon going north of the wall. but it would have been kino if it was self imposed kino instead of "durr hurr some cockless guys r angry "
Laughable that out of the entire 8 year, 71 episode span, with hundreds of characters, they cannot be buggered to find 6 people intelligent enough to fill a council.
the wire had a bad final season, but final episode/scene was literally epic and saved the series. Hell, GOT completly tried to rip off the wire ending "life goes on", but failied misarably.
looks like he can sing the most kino
lounge songs and make panties drenched within seconds
Oh for fucks you rabid retard.
Yea Forums's game of thrones general you absolute brainlet
Because it was practically a happily ever after in a show that was never happy.
Lmao
Built like a fridge lol
It still blows my mind that THREE (3) of the final episodes of a show as big as GoT got leaked like that
Leak deniers probably offed themselves after everything went so spectacularly wrong as soon as the dwarf found Jamie's fucking hand
But I recognize those characters!!! So cool!!!!
or even comprehended any of that beyond
>woah that looks cool (or vice versa)
>all the niggers fucked off
Iron Jorah got his wish.
If the North wanted Independence then the Iron Islands would have wanted it too since that was Yara's political goal. Dorne would defiantly move for independence, being the most independent of the 7 kingdoms even under the old Targs and being actually independent for generations longer than the other kingdoms. If Dorne gained independence then you can bet that their rivals in The Reach would want independence. In all cases the Westerlands would want independence if you were handing it out but since it is ruled by Tyrion and he's really into this this council of kingdoms idea then no, but his children or children's children would likely push for independence since everyone else is. I see no reason for the Stormlands to want independence other than everyone else getting it and it's geographical closeness to the crownlands would lead me to say they would be on board. The riverlands would join the council purely for protection against the other kingdoms. Finally the Aryns of the Vale would want independence purely because of their natural isolationist Geography.
So in the end you would be the Council of The Stormlands, Riverlands and Westerlands. But when Tyrions kids decide "hey we're filthy stinkin' rich fuck thoes other guys". It will become the Council of the Stormlands and the riverlands. The stormlands will probably just absorb the riverlands and the council will be no more.
We are back to 7 kingdoms.
Bravo.
I was hoping for 3 horns then fade to black then. Would have been absolutely based.
>Yea Forums's game of thrones general
you're just making this worse...glad this is over...
How is this so lost on you?
JON WANTED TO GO TO THE NORTH.
He doesn't care about the throne, the titles, the game, he never cared.
His brother is King, his sister is Queen, there is peace. He has nothing to do south of the wall anymore.
He just wants to bury his head in the snow and chill with wild bros.
Pic related is the happiest Jon has been in the last 4 seasons.
Reminder that they're made fucking irrelevant by BiG DICK Tarley making himself Grand Maester to the king.
You try acting having to be next to that fucking goblin. Now try x2 since they're both goblins.
Has Emilia talked about how she felt about the final episodes yet?
Sansa and Jon has such shitty chemistry, their hug felt like absolutely nothing
it would have been fine if he chose to do it on his own. it just sucks ass that it was imposed on him
It doesn't really matter what he wanted though, many kings didn't want to be king but ended up king because they had to. It should have been the same for Jon.
i saw that meme on reddit
...
I would have expected at least the North, Dorne and the Iron Isles to go independent, since for all three rebelling against the Crown was a major plot point.
Did Jamie ever collect the prize for Brienne's maidenhead? I assumed that's what he rode down south for.
>Northmen that were raping housewives and slaughtering children against Jon's orders just hours earlier are now ready to defend him instantly
This is so fucking stupid
Nothing but the standard thanks for supporting us the whole way fans. She won't ever outright say it was pure shit, but you just know she's thinking it was pure shit
Arise, /got/, a Knight of the Seven Boards
One king flexes for another.
Beautiful
'TIS ALL SO TOIRESOME WUNNIT
fuck the stannis
>He doesn't care about the throne, the titles, the game, he never cared.
Blatantly wrong
Beatles got smashed.
Anyone got the scene with "winged" Dany? Only Kino moment of the episode desu
>Arya rides away on a horse in the previous episode
>nah lol I'm still here with no horse
What the fuck?
sounds kino to me
yeah would have been great if he killed the queen and got away with no consequence whatsoever
I don't care that he won't be King or whatever. Shit was just forced on him to go back north.
Not trying to defend the show but you're the stupid one if I'm being honest
Why the fuck didn't Jon use Arya "one shot the Night King" to assassinate Daenerys?
He would avoid exile.
user, who ever said you have a choice?
OBEY your Queen.
Careful, user, careful
So I don't understand.
I've disliked Dany for quite some time, I think ever since she got her army and just wandered around sand areas doing next to nothing for numerous seasons. Her scenes were boring.
She looked beautiful in season 1 and then gradually got uglier and uglier. Yet during season 8 she's looked quite fucking delicious, I want to mate with her, I want to breed her. I don't know what changed but she looks very attractive again and I'd kill for a slice. I want to pound her no doubt tight asshole.
Lewd shit aside, I actually felt bad for her this season too, I sympathize with her, I didn't like Jon killing her, she looked so happy at the end, like she wanted Jon to pat her on the head before promptly pounding the ever living fuck out of her wanting dragon pussy.
But yeah, I'm confused, I don't understand how I could do such a 180 on her, am I just thinking with my dick or something?
Lads, this doesn't make me a danyfag right? It's only natural to think the way I'm thinking, right?
Imagine being Jon. Imagine being able to cum inside of dany whenever the fuck you want. Imagine turning it down because she burned some irrelevant peasants. What the fuck lads, how low does your test need to be so that you don't follow the will of your dick?
Seriously, just stop whatever the fuck you're doing and imagine pinning dany down and railing her asshole. Imagine it. Imagine giving thought up for something as petty as her roasting some barefooted scum or killing lannisters. Imagine Emilia Clarke's lips wrapped firmly around your bellend. Imagine filling her dead womb up every single day with your cummies.
Imagine.
Literally just imagine.
If you find this body attractive, you are the homosexual one. No curves whatsoever.
How much did Lena get paid for this one scene?
agreed
Their heads should have been way more fucked up but this was great. Really the first 20 minutes or so was fucking dope
Royce did a good job.
>Breaking the wheel
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>Eating pussy is beta
These are the same people who say traps aren't gay.
The absolute dredge of society.
Girls don't even like to be eaten out.
Literally how many times did the man have to fucking say AH DUN WAN EH for it to go through your retard skull?
They were all hyped because of the battle. They weren't thinking rationally.
it was all a dream bro
well
if you read
he thought it was a
joke and the writers sent everyone a script of them becoming king
after he saw it was real
he was really really happy
and only disappointed he didnt get to film a cool death scene for himself
500k dolaroos.
>Northman rape KL
>hurr ur bad Dany fur doing exactly what our men and Tywin before you did
And this is why based Euros breastfeed their kids till they are 5 yo
AS HIGH AS HONOUR
$700,000 an episode, same as the other big five.
traps are gay.
eating pussy is beta.
Dragondtone is part of the crownlands but the crown wasn’t capable of ousting all of the People who held up there
>He believes this.
>Braun being master of coin
Did TV fags and producers just like this guy enough to shoehorn him into a position of power?
Can non-virgins confirm this?
So is Gendry now lord of the stormlands? What did the former lord of the stormlands (which was most likely was put there by Stannis the man himself) think about it?
Asha>Yara
sounds like a personal problem
it's much worse than any of the others, not just because of the events of the finale, but because of the wasted potential over the whole season.
I mean if you didn't figure out Lost was a con way in advance you deserved to be fooled. This had the potential to be LOTR-tier or better.
>Your doge just stays there and lets you put your finger right on his eye no problems
Lmao million dollar CGI at work here.
pretty sure they could have just made dummies for somewhat cheaper
Because she understands him, and gets it. We don't choose who we love. She loved him, And He also loved her. But he always loved cersei more, and couldnt bear to let her die alone, couldnt bear to let his child die alone. So he went, to give them a chance. To guard her. It's Heroic, it's foolish, but staying for his own happiness and hers is selfish and no one understands that better than Brienne. She wrote his deeds in that book because he deserved it. He died trying to save people, he tried to save king's landing again and thatwas worth her heartbreak.
I mean nothing happened to Greyworm and the Unsullied/Dothraki after they killed innocents and people who surrendered.
fuck
He's wrong.
What was the fucking point of the one quip Sam made about Tyrion not appearing whatsoever in the book he wrote? Is that really the best they could do to end things for his character? No romantic recollection with anyone? No atonement for sins? He just sits on the council and jokes about whores. the end. fuck
I bet you're a top tier specimen yourself
Literally everyone in that room was shoehorned in.
ok bookfaggot
eating pussy is a art.
Is Tyrion Lord of Casterly Rock?
please post moar
AH DUN WAN IT
AH DUN WAN IT
I DUN CARE DANY
The actors like to hang out on set, and they're not paid by the hour so might as well have them there as a cameo.
why am I aroused by this pic so much?
KUN KUN KUN
he is frantically re-writing A Dream of Spring as we speak.
where?
I remember the simpler times
her acting was pretty good and she looked cute in winter clothing
and as another poster pointed out, something about a woman being distraught and vulnerable turns on men's protective urges
Nobody cares about D&D's fan fiction
IS HIS FUCKING HAND CGI? DID THEY REALLY CGI HIM PETTING GHOST JUST TO APPEASE ALL THE BITCHING CHILDREN?
or not at all so you don't have to pay them for the episode
Drogo misspelled Foucauldian
Everyone besides Tyrion i guess?
Just shows that no one really gave a shit about the plebs though.
THE SLAG IN THE NORTH
That was just standard for medieval sieges user.
Traps aren't gay and I like eating pussy
I bet he changes the ending.
Hell he changes the end of each book about a thousand times before he settles on one he likes. Thats why he takes so damn long.
We really were....
I bet she's so fucking easy to get to spread her legs.
/got/, I dreamed that I was old.
This was subversion done the right way. Cersei the ultimate force of evil for the last few seasons got a bittersweet ending and although Jaime said some dumb shit which didn't align with his character development him going back to cersei didn't bother me at all. It was quite poetic.
he doesn't even have thumbs fuck off
>and who
>are you
Depends on the girl. Ex liked it, current one doesnt.
he was a flawed person, she knew this. she knew, firsthand, he was more than the sum of a few selfish decisions
LITERALLY
UNIRONICALLY
NONMETAPHORICALLY
have sex
You can fuck her raw all the time and she will never get preggers. If she does it's because something magical is happening and she will probably pop a couple of eggs that will be your dragons. Damn.
As you tease her with the tip of your cock getting in out of her, she holds you firmly and forces you to stay inside and then commands you to go full dracarys on her
>is made retarded throughout recent seasons, but Bran still wants him as hand anyways because ???
>him being hand is apparently cool with Grey Worm, because he said he didn't want to be hand so it's actually punishment
Shit made just as little sense as everything else in the episode.
>long haired jaime
God I miss him
lol
I'm going into fucking depression lads,that's it
They've ruined one of the only work of fiction i've ever cared for,i've started reading the books back in 1999,it's been a fucking riding ever since and i was ecstatic when i learned there was a show on the way
This has kept me on the edge of my fucking seat for the last 9 years,there was only one thing i was looking forward to every year this time of year and GoT was it.
And now look at it,look at it all,look at what they've done,i'm so mad lads
Call me cringy and whatever the hell follows but shit,they have crashed this whole epopee into the fucking ground like it was just another show
It had the potential to be the best thing to ever air on tv and they ruined it,all of it,nothing makes sense
Now if you'll excuse me,i'll go and hang myself
KUNK KUNK KUNK KUNK
It's not like he's never cared about titles though, that's more my point
>tfw no big Targaryen brother to be humilated and bruised and loved by during bath time
SAD!
your ex didnt want you to feel bad about it. current one doesnt care.
youre doing it wrong. that is all.
So cringe
have sex
>valaryia prequel will be announced soon
Where were you when the GOT universe was saved?
user...
I've literally never said this but please have sex
>entire castle falls on them
>but apparently only one layer of bricks
>tyrion cares more about them than the random soldiers he just saw being murdered even if his whole argument for the rest of the episode is the opposite
LITERALLY FLAWLESS
;_;
Would love to know how vizeris would react to Jon.
well done lad
you done good today
Wholly agreed. If they hadn't wasted season 7 dicking around season 8 could've had real impact. Likely the ending was the actual writer's decision while the two dickbutts created the lead-up
>we didn't find out Bran's tax policy
Is GRRM disappointed?
I laughed when /got/ used to predict this, fuckin hell
>the only work of fiction i've ever cared for
Read a book or something nigger
The merchants need to make the shekels so not surprising
what the actual fuck did i just read? dude your either 14 or a 40 year old virgin
See you tomorrow!
we already have Elric
My wife stopped watching after season 4 and I staid on for the ride. I never thought to much of it and purely saw it as entertainment. But since ep3 of this season I just feel incredibly let down. The only satisfying characters were sandor, Theon and Brienne for me. I'm really kind of pissed off.
"Niggers gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until they cum. They shall take my wife, my sister and my mother. I shall wear a dick cage and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post, watching them cuck me. I am the dick in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the hardon that burns against the cold, hard dick cage, the lightskin that bows to the darkies, the horny dude that watches my wife's pussy get wrecked by a bigger nigger alpha male, the faggot whose hungry faggot ass waits in anticipation of getting filled by BBC. I pledge my life and honor to watching superior Dothraki niggers fuck my wife, for this night and all the nights to come."
THREAD STRETCHER
So Jon's ending in the show confirms that in the book his ending will be hooking up with Val and living with the Wildlings?
Retard
Lol wat. How bad do you gotta be if your girl doesnt want to
When does Burlington Bar upload their videos?
Eating the vaginal jew is gay as fuck. I am straight as an arrow, but vaginas are fucking gross. Just finger and fuck them, never eat them.
he loved jaime more than anyone in the world you dumb nigger, feelings don't care about your arguments
love to see young STANNIS in action either during or after roberts rebellion
Literally who cares? GRRM's niche is political intrigue with character drama and a bit of fantasy for flavour, delving into all the background shit is utterly pointless.
I feel you user. It's like if midway through painting the Sistine chapel ceiling Michelangelo decided to draw huge bulbous cocks on Jesus, God and the angels.
> Ah, the wheel is broken
> Jon goes FULL CIRCLE back to square one at the night watch
As i was saying the wheel is fine...
someone took the time to write this shite out
Fucking hell the amount of fags from reddit.
NEW THREAD
you are gay
>hurr durr I'm Stannis I have autism
just look in the mirror user
yes
based
im legit disappointed at the lack of radmure posting that could have been. i literally wanted the show to end so i can see the radmure posting
it was stupid and you should feel stupid
>I am the dick in the darkness
Okay, this is epic
I can confirm this having read GRRM's 300 year history of the Targaryen kings (£14.99)
At least do the kingdoms proper:
The North
The Iron Isles
The Vale
The Riverlands
The Stormlands
The Crownlands
The Reach
Dorne
Also you forgot the Westerlands, whose lord would probably be Tyrion
They sold out any shit like this for possible spinoffs and shit.
I'm actually surprised not everything gets leaked all the time considering how many people are involved
How come everyone ignores the True MVP here:
Podrick fucking Pod
I highly suggest reading the wheel of time now to act smug about how terrible the Amazon prime show adaption will be.
my doge lets me do this
I think 1) She gained some weight then lost it 2) Hit a second wind with the aging process. Turns out not all women age poorly