"What lies beyond King's Landing?"

>"What lies beyond King's Landing?"
>"Huh... the crown lands."
>"And beyond that?"
>"The Riverlands."
>"And beyond that?"
>"The Western Lands."
>"And beyond that?"
>"The Iron Isles."
>"And what's beyond that?"
>"I don't know..."
>"Gorgon..."

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She should've been in the kingsguard but I'm okay with her ending. She's a natural explorer.

SEARCH OUT THE LANNISTER SCUM
AND FRAG 'EM ALL

So, she is dead, right? Seeing as she is no sailor and her ship is way too small for transoceanic travel

Are we supposed to believe that NOBODY has tried sailing West at some point? Or that they have and just "couldn't make it"? Why is Arya suddenly going to be able to do it? Assassin training?

Did you know that Christopher Columbus was actually a trans woman?
Checkmate bigot.

Moronic writing.

Have my you.

>sudden storm appears
>ship thrashes back and forth, mast close to breaking point, sailors overboard
>suddenly when things seem bleakest the storm starts clearing up, it can only be described as a miracle
>in the fast receding eye of the storm stands a dark figure on top a small clout, lo and behold, it's Captain Arya Stark with a small smug grin on her face, her Valerian steel knife dripping of water.

>sails west
>encounters new lands and people
>catches disease that Westerosis have no immunity against
>dies

iirc one of the old targ dragon princesses went west for 3 years straight and didnt find anything but ocean

They don't vaccinate in every international departure in Westeros? Amateurs, also, why the fuck did not of the dorthraki or unsullied die?

iirc she went east for 3 years and didn't find anything but an ocean of grass and wilderness, and came back very ill and her dragon wounded.

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No she went 3 years down on this one southern continent, Sothoryos, and found nothing but jungle.

There was a seafarer that went west and was never heard of again, decades later some guy spotted a ship in the far east that he swore was the seafarers ship

She clearly has a crew. Wouldn't be surprised if it was the same crew that took her to Essos.

>Hey Bran....

There's literally nothing west of Westeros. Some Targaryen did sail that way before and their ship was found in Asshai, they literally sailed around the world.

fpbp

A few people have, none came back. Supposedly someone saw their ship in Asshai later.

>entire arc in Braavos is "I wanna go home!"
>goes home"we Starks have to stick together!"
>fucks off first possible chance
>knows literally nothing about seafaring
>undertakes one of the most dangerous routes in the world

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Atlantis, birthplace of The Drowned God

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Why did they have her hair pulled back this entire season? They may as well have shaved her bald, that's the only hairstyle that would be less flattering to her face.

what is this from? fanfiction?

>Arya discoveres Americos and starts genociding the injuns
based

>what lies beyond westeros

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"Now...bring me that horizon."

That would have been fucking awful

House Stark, the famous sea explorers!

this would have been entertaining if they foreshadowed it in ANY way during the past 8 years
"Oh you know. I suddenly realize I want to be Christophess Columbus and sail in a Stark ship despite us having no ships"

Throughout the series it was mentioned a few times she wanted to go west.

fuck i wish we got the timeline where Jon turns into the Lich King

BASED

FUCKIN YEEAAAAAHHH

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There was a woman in A World of Ice and Fire who attempted it, she spotted landfall iirc. There's also a theory that Quaithe is that same woman.

>conveniently neglecting to mention xer African heritage
stfu nazi you're not fooling anyone

Bran could have just told her what is there

The Shadows and Asshai

She is going to not!america and full custer on the natives.

Some places people do die like that

Nath where the unsullied are going (and will likely die at) for example

Asshai is Japan. Westeros is Europe. There is a whole continent in the middle.

>Westeros is Europe.
So Asoiaf happens on Earth?

She should've married Gendry and at one point the faceless men send someone to collect her resulting in her death

Fucking brilliant

Arya will have beautiful mixed babies over in newmans land. She alone will be the mediator for a flourishing trade alliance between Westeros and Newland

Naath is special because of the butterflies that's why the people of Naath were peaceful by nature, invaders just fucking died. You're right, disease exists in the universe, just not how we're accustomed to here. Greyscale would also work as an example to illustrate this.

The Cursed Lands = America

Kinda like Columbus you mean?

10/10

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>zero experience with navigation

Imagine someone taking a small rickety ship into the atlantic because they're "natural explorers".

Is the planet round in GoT?
At least Columbus knew that before he got on that boat. Sure, he probably wouldn't have made it to Asia if American didn't exist, but still.

>Land of Always Winter
lmao

>Monkey Island
that's a bit problematic, don't you think?

the world is flat bitch there is no where to go

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>doesn't know about Bran the Shipwright
Dumb showfag

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE OILY BLACK LIQUID IS REEEEEEEEE

Unironically this

>can take a dragon from KL to north of the wall in less than a day
>dragons were never used to verify if lands existed to the west of westeros

So she will get raped and killed by Aztecs right?

>what is this painfuly obvious refference to H. P. Lovecraft i.e. cosmic horror used by literal dozens of fantasy writers from Moorcock to Pratchett
Read more books pleb.

Needle and her leet skills will protect her

I also don't understand why he needed to put Britain twice in his fantasy world

and thus a new race is formed, the Goblin race?

>the goddamn seafaring people who drown their goddamn selves like on pyke
>pyke is on the fucking western coast of westeros
HOW THE GODDAMN FUCK DID NO ONE EVER JUST GO WEST, THEY HAD ARMADA AFTER ARMADA?!

>She's a natural explorer.
No she isn't. What part of the last eight seasons gave you that impression? What did she explore in the past?
Also you don't go into uncharted seas on your own Jesus Christ.

this is the post

The Uruk-hai

So I guess she will really become "JAG SBARRO?"?

AHOWIERHAWOEIPRH AWEOIRH AWOEPIRU HAWPUEHRAOWFR

WATCH GAME TRHONE

ASDFKOAWE RJPAW EOIPFVAJFSIOVPHBIAOEFHPGDOPGI A

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...

>King Brandon the Shipwright of House Stark attempted to sail across the Sunset Sea, but never returned.

My bet is Novii Empire either represents China or Japan.

>sails west
>discovers a land of lizard wizards and sadistic & insane snownigger elves
Nice

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Like 90% of this is bs fan fiction, this is the actual map

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based

>ayra sails off to become cortez
>natives kill her crew because they don't have guns
unless she dies at sea which is far more possible

she used some kind of gibs to hire a crew

/thread.

fuck, that explains everything

yeah

Why not just ask your brother who can see everything in the world who is sitting right next to you at that exact moment?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGchqMJc1MQ&t=90s

fake/gay

spin off when?

>Yi Ti
Literally "yeet e"
BRAVO MARTIN

he can't see everything in the world

>anywhere on the map seems more interesting than fucking Westeros
We could enjoy dragon-riding Aztecs or man eating gaint cannibals instead of this bullshit. Fuck you George.

Remember when that Stark King took a fleet of 100 ships into the Sunset Sea to discover what lay on the horizon? Remember when he never came back?

He can see through the eyes of animals right?

Pretty sure there's like a squirrel over there

Arya would be a terrible kingsguard because she always goes off on her own and follows her impulses. Arya needs to channel her survival skills and desire for freedom into something she can do on her own. She's going off killing the Americans now.

I want to explore her body :(

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The only reason it looks interesting is because Gurm didn't bother to explain it properly do you're projecting your own theories into it. You're being mindjewed.

girl power

Posting kino in this faggy thread

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I honestly would fuck Maisie and enjoy it. Would love to have her an fwb and toss her tiny body around the apartment

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/thread

Couldn't have said it better myself

yes

She will probably go with an expert tripulation, simp. And this was obviously going to happen, she name his direwolf "Nymeria", she never wanted to settle down as a lady and she literally said a couple of seasons ago that she wanted to go to the West of Westeros

Yes.

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She looked cute there

they did. There's one island where Euron was and then fuck all. People who sail there never come back

>after 8 years of pursuing her own odyssean quest of returning home, Arya's character arch goes nowhere and she fucks off to pursue a childish illusion, signifying 0 growth and development
Kino ending because it speaks volumes about D&D's horrid writing skills.

They probably end up staying in the new lands for the good, foreign poosay

the same reason it took us thuosands of years to sail west or east
or anywhere really

ships back then were designed and built for trade, or war
they couldn't make the voyage they simply weren't built for it and there wasn't any reason to as no one would be able to profit from it

the only reason we sailed to america in the first place was cause of some pre cold war cold war between england portugal and spain

B A S E D
A
S
E
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>southern wall
what does that protect the real of men from? Mexicans?

>what is west of bad writing?
>n-nobody knows
>

that fucking scene
>I know a killer when I see one
SHE JUST GLASSED AND ENTIRE CITY FULL OF CIVILIANS AND ARYA SUPPOSEDLY EXPERIENCED THAT, WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE ANY DOUBT THAT SHE WAS A KILLER

tighter than hngggg

Kek

>reason it took us thuosands of years to sail west or east
>or anywhere really
Have your nigger ass seriously never heard about Phoenicians, Viking expeditions to Canada, and Polynesian kontiki contraptions sailing litetal thousands upon thousands of miles across Pacific and Indian ocean?

>145cm. Roughly 40kg.
Imagine how fun it would be like to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
She'd be in a frenzy of delight and pleasure. She'd even be able to turn the head around and face my cock. And as I fucked her it would be like I was fucking another man. No matter what, each swing of hers would give me a pleasure that even if it was just my tongue on her clit, would be more fulfilling than anything she's ever had ever experienced.


Now I could just imagine the delight I would be feeling when she heard me. That she was now standing right up on a pile of junk, and the feeling of her ass bouncing in my dick. Maybe she was even looking at me or taking in a great view. I could just imagine that moment for hours. I could fantasize about how much she would love to have intercourse with a man she'd only ever known from porn.

This is possibly the map ever concieved in fantasy fiction. Nobody expects fantasy authors to be geological autists but looks like it was drawn by a mongoloid.

She always loved adventure. She sailed to Essos on ship before. And she mentioned in S6 she anted to know what is west of westeros.

>You've got a lot of guts

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Yes, but which season Maisie are we talking.

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>Let's see what they look like

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Tywin Lannisters youngest brother sailed west and was never seen again, he even sent an expedition to go find him and they also were never seen again.

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All of them, but preferably season 1-3

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>quest of returning home
This isn't mutually exclusive with wanting to explore the world, retard.
She was what, like 8 during the first season? Wanting to go home, despite your dreams, is perfectly normal in her age. It's her experiences DURING her quest to return home that made her confident in her ability to seek her dreams.
Arya's arc's ending isn't what's wrong with the finale, even though her arc as a whole was shit.

big if true

>which no one else had heard of before hand cause they didn't make return trips or create maps or any longstanding outpost
thanks for the irrelevant information cause we already know of failed trips to the west of westeros but you're a dumb faggot and can't follow the conversation

What did he mean by this?

KEK

>This isn't mutually exclusive with wanting to explore the world, retard.
Yet you only defend it with elaborate headcanons and personal projections which depend on extremely skewed interpretations of some random moments in the show. Read more books, Dabid.

As always, fpbp

Viking outposts in Greenland and Newfoundland were well known and Polynesians had settlements in Madagascar and surrounding islands. Don't lash at me just because you went to an amerimutt school, niglet

>a pre-teen wishing to go home instead of taking a chance to explore a realm at war is headcanon
Okay.

>continental mass located where Brazil would be in the world map
>"Monkey Island"

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didn't he go to essos to try and find the lannister's valyrian sword?

What now, trannies?

Meanwhile, Hot Pie is still baking delicious pastries and shit, still a virgin beating his dick to Arya's memory

>reading comprehension
Read more books and you'll improve on that, too.

That's how the first people acquired navigation experience.

head like a fucking orange

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Holy fucking shit based as fuck.

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Valyria.

and how much of the greater world knew of them? that's the point you're missing mr big brain eu

Not an argument, homoboy.

youtube.com/watch?v=fqJom6xfvMY

Yi Ti is China bro

My thoughts exactly.

>Elissa Farman sailed west around 150 AC and either died or possibly made it to Asshai
Arya was a noblewoman, right? Didn't she have access to history books?

>Inb4 Arya runs into a sea of white lilies and meets Aslan before getting yeeted back to the real world

Wouldn't Euron have known? Didn't he said around the world in his ship crewed by mutes, collecting knowledge, treasures, magic, and artifacts?

Its setting up for the spinoff

Captain Mary Sue and the Cucked Men

The Adventures West of Bad Writing

Have you graduated elementary? Serious question.

You not being able to comprehend written text is pretty much the main argument here, though. Read more books.

Cause Ed Harris is controlling everything.

Better writing than S8

KEK

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300 iq post

She learned that from the faceless men you twat

JON SNOW

THE LEGEND

THE MAN?

HOW MANY NIGHT WATCHES MUST A MAN WALK DOWN

TWO

D&D: In this scene, Jon kind of forgot that his watch had not ended.

OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

holy based

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Elissa_Farman

In Oldtown in 56 AC, Elissa searched for a crew for her ship for her voyage across the Sunset Sea, as she had believed since childhood that undiscovered lands existed west of Westeros. Words of her efforts reached Lord Donnel Hightower, and his grandsons, Ser Eustace and Ser Norman, pledged their ships, Lady Meredith and Autumn Moon, to her voyage. King Jaehaerys ordered Donnel to take Elissa into custody, but Elissa's three swift ships evaded the twelve pursuers sent by Lord Hightower.[7]

When he returned to Oldtown on Lady Meredith in 59 AC, Eustace Hightower explained that they had sailed south by southwest years ago but lost Norman and his Autumn Moon to a storm. Elissa's crew towed Lady Meredith to three exotic islands, which she named Aegon, Rhaenys, and Visenya. Despite the protests of Eustace, Elissa continued westward on Sun Chaser and was never seen again.[2]

Many years later, during his second great voyage on Sea Snake, Corlys Velaryon believed he saw the old, weathered Sun Chaser in Asshai.[2] It is therefore possible that Elissa reached Essos by sailing west from Westeros.

Faggot ass OP BTFO

>He's a Pirate begins to play

The canon world ends at the Grey Waste, right?

This pretty much sums up how I felt through the episode.

The dragon was the killer, not Dany, you mongoloid.

>yfw she's sailing to Thepiratebay to torrent a bunch of dog porn

>prow of ship crashes against a wall painted to look like the sky
>Arya goes up a hidden set of stairs to a door
>"Was any of it real?"
>Bobby B's voice:
>"You were."

I always knew she was /ourgirl/

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Why dog porn? Direwolf dick?

>Stolen direwolf porn tablets

>Gendry
"I want to marry you but I won't make you be anyone you don't want to be, I just want to be together"
>Arya
"Lol no way fag, I'd rather die of thirst in the middle of the ocean"

She's in love with the hound

>Cute redhead gets knotted
>Uploaded by: magnificentBastard20

Wouldn't wheat flour work better tho? I mean you would get a denser profile.

>Are we supposed to believe that NOBODY has tried sailing West at some point? Or that they have and just "couldn't make it"?
awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Brandon_Stark_(Shipwright)
>King Brandon was known as Brandon the Shipwright due to his love of the sea. Thousands of years before Aegon's Conquest,[2] King Brandon attempted to sail across the Sunset Sea, but was never seen again.

see litterally never salied a boat herself

makes absolute 0 sense, she would die out there

Can someone explain what is it about plate tectonics that makes the map impossible? I see people all the time mentioning tectonics but they never explain anything else about it

naa in Song. there are capters were people talk about half monkey half human creatures.

Seems like neandertales and shit didn't get extinct in this world

>sails west
>finds Tamriel
>gets off the boat
>gets killed by a fucking mudcrab

"Niggers gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until they cum. They shall take my wife, my sister and my mother. I shall wear a dick cage and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post, watching them cuck me. I am the dick in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the hardon that burns against the cold, hard dick cage, the lightskin that bows to the darkies, the horny dude that watches my wife's pussy get wrecked by a bigger nigger alpha male, the faggot whose hungry faggot ass waits in anticipation of getting filled by BBC. I pledge my life and honor to watching superior Dothraki nigs fuck my wife, for this night and all the nights to come."

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>she's going to die out there, you know

>the gun was the killer

I use this as my wakeup alarm

Forgetting about Basedboy Gylbert Farwynd. You should have voted him King of the iron isles and the Ironborn would all be kings and their wives queens. A land where death has no dominion and there is no winter.

baste boomer

Based Bran letting his bitchy goblina sister die

Horrible creatures.

Not before she's raped by a tribe leader, his thousands of men and their horses

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wtf how do you even pronounce this

Gylbert king! Gylbert king!

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Well said.

>an assassin that teleports behind you, poisons your wine, or wears a face
>on the kings guard

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oh fuck you

have sex

OP owned EPIC style

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And a merry Cthulhu Fhtagn to you too, sir.

Post this on every got thread please.

we don't have that in brazil

Multiple people went West, some came back finding nothing, some died (probably), one possibly made it to the West Essies.

uhhhhh
shut up

will do

i'm pretty sure they built up to that, starting small like building rafts to fish and going from there. i don't think long, treacherous voyages into the unknown was their starting point.

>Arya finally lands after months at sea to find a blasted wasteland
>After a day of travel, she finally encounters life
>"OI YAH LAZY GIT. DA BOSS IZ GETTIN DA LADS READY FOR DA BIG RAID ON DA STUNTIES. WOT YOU DOIN LARKIN ABOUT? GET A ZOGGIN MOVE ON BACK TO CAMP OR YAH SQUIG FEED"
>"Home...."

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ESLfag here. Anybody could explain me this?

Funny how this looks almost exactly like that shitty drawing I saw here last week.

It's a link to the secret S8 that was made for true fans only

Language only understood by higher beings.

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Sun_Chaser

>She should've been in the kingsguard
Absolutely not.
>She's a natural explorer.
No she isn't.

Black blood of the earth

So if you keep going west from Westeros, you'll end up going around the world to asshai? There's also that corpse city that no1 has seen or been to and rumoured to have dragons/demons?

>we will never see the lizardmen who hunt pirates for sports

Based aneurysmposter

>Arya finally lands after months at sea to find a strange shore and a city of impossible geometry
>Arya and her crew explore the city, suffering excruciating headaches
>Finally they find a massive entity asleep in the center of the ruins, with a stone plaque marking the spot
>Arya tries to read the plaque despite the pain
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>There's also that corpse city that no1 has seen or been to and rumoured to have dragons/demons?
never heard of that.
Also the sunset sea has drakens and leviathans and maybe sea dragons to the north and harsh storms to the south

I have to believe this is someone who has never watched GoT and hates all the /got/ threads today and saw yet another thread and snapped. I genuinely don’t know if this poster is even still alive?

The Aztec got extinct, haven't they?

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He snorted too much cocaine before typing.

Shitty writing, that's why.

Northerners are retarded. If she finds something it'll probably end like this: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme

So are HBO actually stupid enough to make a spinoff about Arya?

Sorry but you're fucking retarded if you think that's a valid argument. You never had an argument to begin with.

You realize there has to be a first right? You seem incredulous that no one has done this before but even if that were true at some point before that person there was a time where no one had done it yet. Like right now, you are probably a virgin. But that may not be the case forever. It’s possible that you will lose your virginity so don’t get so unbelievingly angry when some one asks you to have sex.

But how would that spin off be? You can't portray Arya as a colonist, it doesnt fit with her if you know what I mean.

>m
kys

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Based

So many NPC responses in this thread

Eventually you reach Asshai and dragons burn you to death.

you dont need a big ship to sail long distances.

Polynesians can stay on open sea almost indefinitely sailing on wooden rafts barely big enough for two people, they just fish a lot

Or you reach R'yleh and go insane.

What a great post

>Arya
>reading
Nice joke

i want to fuck that pirate skank

The Pacific is a Pacific ocean. The polynesians couldn't have done it in the Atlantic, and the Sunset Sea looks like the Atlantic.

>shadman

Actually looked that up the other day and fapped to it. It's been a while

Many have tried. None have come back.
Either whatever lies west is too far and they die on the way or they get slaughtered by the natives on landing.

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More like something is keeping them there. Something like the bad poosuay

Is this the opening of Game of Thrones translated to text?

To be fair the Magalhanes-Elcano expedition was pretty rough too

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>monkey island is the size of the north
How many damn monkeys do they got on that island?

Hi fellow Game of Thrones fan!

glad i never watched this garbage show lol

Can you please tell me which superlative you omitted?

20 good ones

> RMRMRRMR

George RMRMRRMR Martin ... he is warning us...

>in the fast receding eye of the storm stands a dark figure on top a small clout, lo and behold, it's Captain Arya Stark with a small smug grin on her face, her Valerian steel knife dripping of water.
She literally attacks the storm, and stabs it into submission.
Hmm, shocked they didn't put that in the show.

...

how do they sleep?

>hmm, we need to do something with arya
>Sansa has the north
>bran has the south
>Jon is going beyond the wall
>can't have her marry gender because she is a stronk independent womyn
>hmm
>I KNOW! Send her exploring out west on 1 small ship even though she has little sailing experience
Bravo D&D

>Not a small soldiers thread

I'm disappointed in everyone but OP

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It would've been cool if she moved to Bravos to continue her swordsmanship training and one day become the first sword of Bravos.

This would actually be cool. Makes me think of how in the Elder scrolls series, the continent to the west has cool shit but instead we get gay ass vikings and elves

Ah ya heres a map come back before dinner dumb bitch

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I’ll call 911 again, Emilia

who even did this? this retarded fanfiction even has rivers and shit, and the version where 'states' are displayed is even more retarded. Where does this shit come from?

Lol those rivers.

George Reynolds Rimp Marton

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3 ships went west twice. the 1st time they found some islands and named them after the targ shits who took over westeros, on the way back one of them sunk in a storm. the second time 2 went out, kept going until one of them turned back. the ship that kept going was never seen again save for an iffy sighting in Essos

Literally who?

Doesn't even make sense. You can walk across asia in a year's time. Flying for 3 years and only seeing jungle is ridiculous

Interesting

Small Soldiers is unironically kino

It was filled with oily black temples that use to be overrun by frog-like beings. Anyone who stayed went mad or vanished. It's linked to the old gods.

More effort went into writing this than the entirety of seasons 6 through 8.

>It's linked to the old gods.
read: it's full of niggers