Cutest couple didn't get their happy ending

she's so cute, i want a mixed wife

I only casually watched this series and definitely missed a decent amount of stuff, but it seemed like these two characters were always just stoic and staring. serving their queen. then suddenly they’re in love and I was just thinking why would I give a shit about the ups and downs in this relationship of two completely boring emotionless characters? did I miss something?

into that cuckold life watching her getting plowed by bwc.

RENT FREE

I think the Unsullied have balls but not dicks?

No need. He can just piggyback on the misappropriated reputation of black men as masculine, athletic chads.

>didn't really watch the show
>why don't I understand stuff?

did he buff up for the final seasons? guys supposed to be a super soldier and he has a body like a 12 year old

The opposite.

Do people without balls in real life actually have a lust for intense physical affection like the way they're kissing?

I'm pretty sure they have neither.

>all the unsullied will get butterfly aids and die horribly

they would be weak af with no test

The scenes with just the two of them together were probably some of the worst scenes in the series

nigger the unsullied are supposed to be lean

Tell that to Gurm

For a lifelong soldier, Grey Worm has like no muscle mass at all.

test is made in the spine

OP surely you meant to post this instead, let me help you.

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Worst characters in the entire series. No competition!

Greyworm was horribly miscast

based

It wouldnt last. He has no dick.

where is their pee stored then?

Do chinlets really deserve happiness, though?

It's the soi.

Yes niglet, lean not skinny fat.

You're telling me this skinny castrated cuck can defeat a 6'3 NORFMAN?

he is castrated since childhood, you cant have a super soldier body without penis testosterone

Why did they miscast Greyworm so badly?

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no balls = no testosterone
none of the unsullied were buff

>lean

dude looks like he escaped auschwitz and then ate only carbs for like 2 months

Nah, in an interview they said they still have penises. They just can't reproduce.

>topic is brown characters
>rent free
Based retard

In their buttcheeks.

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Why did he lose his chin this season

maybe in S1, Cersie aged like fucking shit
went from goddess tier to a hag

In the books they were fully castrated.

they made him drop the Yea Forums user posture so he could scowl in the background

>Obama looking motherfucker and a literal plank of wood with an afro on it
Fuck em

Easily

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How do you piss without a dick or balls

n-word!

it's "das rite"

How can they be a couple? He never put his thing-a-ling in her hoo-hah

they attach a plastic bag where the balls are supposed to be so the the body is tricked into thinking it still has balls
then the pee goes into the plastic bags instead
then you just have to unzip the baggies and squeeze whenever it's convenient

You just have to hold it in

>LOOK AT THAT NON-EXISTENT CHIN
>LOOK AT THAT HORRIBLE POSTURE
>LOOK AT THAT DYEL PHYSIQUE
OH NO NO NO NO NO!

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He's pretty fit imo, just not super buff

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it's the chin

Why are they naked together?

It's literally in the books like this. Intentional or not.

>elite warrior raised from birth
>body mass of a 15 year old skinnyfat WoW player

On mobile the miniature makes it look like he has tits lmao

This always angers me. He shouldn’t be like Ronnie Coleman huge but he should be well defined as they pretty much operate and train all day and probably don’t get to overeat.

So do you have to replace the bag every so often?

Would you not eventually die of piss toxins leaking through your bladder into your blood

Why the fuck does this nigger always look like the "haven't told anyone in 8 minutes" dude?

Reminder: Book!Missandei is 9 years old and grey worm is a pedophile

Those fucking DSLs though.

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Eventually the piss fills you up until it reaches the hole it came in by (the mouth) then you just spit it out.

Big swole troops look too fake. Soldiers not on deployment in a modern military can spend all day working on muh gains but it would look weird on a medieval fighting force.

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>wahhhh my gf died
fuck off, Grey Worm was an utter twat

I love that webm

to have sex

go on...

But book Greyworm has no cock or balls, so he's incapable of sexual attraction.

What are they going to do? Scissor?

she's obviously gonna peg him in his eunuch hole

Yeah but as an actor you’d think he’d want to look good in his shirtless scenes.

Front or back?

> brown skin
> cute
Ewwwww, there should be a containment board for this. It's basically bestiality.

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>Grey worm has a total lack of testosterone
>He's still supposed to be the badass motherfucker that even Jon couldn't put in his place

What the fuck was that bullshit. A real Eunuch would get his shit slapped so hard by an actual man.

>unisex
>two dildos

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Just give up, faggot. Yea Forums loves based brown girls now.

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Missandei's actress is (was) one of the most attractive people on the show lmao

>Cutest couple
>not including the absolute CUTEST boy

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How am I supposed to believe that a man who has smaller breast muscles than a 9 year old girl can be a great fighter? He actually looks like a eunuch.

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>eunuch zero-testosterone soldier guy
>brown best friend who hasn't had a purpose in the story since season 4

Jon could've kill Grey Worm, but then he would've been promptly skewered by the rest of the Unsullied. That's how I'm taking it at least. He's never been one to back down from a 1v1 fight.

man, he really should've hit the gym for the show

bruh look at this dood

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to be fair, he's not really wrong
there's no reason to care about them

this relationship doesn't exist in the books either

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They literally ended it with no couples still alive my dude

chucking this in a random GoT thread
couldn't recognize the last couple women so I left them off

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Both the books and the show say otherwise. Whoever said that was an idiot.

>cutest couple
>a dickless shitskin
>and a slave negress
nah

>lifelong mercenary soldier with 0 (zero) muscle definition

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Ygritte and Missandei need to be higher

false, Myranda and Cersei are S tier

I was so upset when they killed him

>gf
you mean the only love of his life

>tfw I have that same posture
>also skinny with a long neck
god it's fucking terrible, if I try to walk straight to hide it though I feel like a retard and I don't think it helps much

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>Jon
>an actual man
KEK

I was on the fence about Ygritte, moved her up.
I'm okay with Missandei's actress but loses a lot of points for her character being so exclusively in Dany's storyline. Thinking about it, just moved Dany down to C.

I like Myranda but just not that much, if they had brought her back with Bran's prominence in the last 2 seasons. And Cersei loses points for incest (and using CGI and/or a body double for the walk of shame)

who are the middle of S and A? I was drawing a blank on them, and I would have put that sand snek higher if the template I used had them separate

fixed ur list

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which one's that? there was no myrcella in the one I did

Those guys are well muscled though. They just dont have any bodyfat to pad their muscles.
Male fat distribution is amazing like that, if you keep your diet in check.

There's no other truth

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Middle S is the Dothraki sex slave and Dany's servant in season 1
Middle A is the whore Joffrey bdsms to death

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remarkably bad taste

must be bait

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Missandei should have shacked up with Davos. Let that salty old dog rail her into the floor each night.

Misasndei should have shacked up with a noose

lyanna cringe mormont in s tier. absolutely disgusting

In her earliest season Yara was pretty hot in a strange kinda way

>Two talentless hacks with no story or personality only on the show for nigger points
I don't mind black people in shows, but these two cows were poorly done. At least Missendei in the books has a modicum of interesting personality by being a psychopathic child.

worst cope 2019?

Those soldiers also aren't swinging steel all day long