5 YEARS?? Edition
NEW EPISODE TONIGHT, COMRADES!
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First for tasting metal
how many hours left 'til episode 3?
2 THREADS AGAIN YOU CHILDMOLESTERS
Reminder she's pregnant, and her baby will die.
roughly 8 and a half
Reminder to ignore all KGB agents in the thread and continue graphite posting comrades.
too long
ah well, guess I'm going late to bed tonight.
this one was first and doesn't have a waifufaggot shitpost OP though
The answer is always 3.6, user
it's been 18 hours since my last cigarette hahahahahahahahahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahah
Treason tier rundown on the merry antics of the Russia's northern fleet.
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You get:
>Double meltdowns
>Liquid metal coolant leak no jutsu
>Reactor steam bath
>Inverse SCRAM via reactor lid + crane
>Spent fuel junkyard
And many more
>99999
way too long confirmed.
I thought this at first until a Belarussian psychic called me and opened my eyes to the real time.
How do we stop Uranium atoms from stealing our precious Neutrons?
Uranium is unstable and deadly, yet Neutrons can't resist taking the Big Uranium Nucleus.
>tfw can't compete with my small nucleus
I recognize you, Mentalcrash.
Based Yuvchenko coming through
It okay. I'll give her another one.
Really? I guess it was bound to happen.
undeniable living proof that being a nice guy and holding the door open for others is ALWAYS the right thing to do
What is he looking at?
>it say 3.5, no wait... 3.6 it say
>Shia Labeouf, Dudley Dursley and William H. Macy
The future, the short future.
He got fucked up, but being a big guy helped him survive his gamma burns.
>William H. Macy
i really need this episode to be good after that disasterous got final
Welcome home, comrade.
/RBMK/ are you ready for living mummies and skinless bodies shitting pus?
It wasn't that bad.
I'm a bit worried that the first two episodes will be the best ones, seems like they're getting a lot of the most "exciting" parts out of the way early.
not really, hopefully they'll tone it down.
>Sacha...
Not great. Not terrible.
Their make-up people didn't sit around looking at people dying of radiation burns for nothing, user.
Why do some users have names?
This, I hope they don't go goofy with the body horror just for shock value.
it's the typical general on Yea Forums. It always attracts trip fags. Just filter them it's what I do.
imagine the smell
I saw graphite
Well it would take a certain amount of special effects to show an accurate ARS death, like some muscle falling off the bones, etc. But there's deaf going to be the blackening skin, and coughing up chunks of internal organs. The make-up guy said it was the most gruesome research ever.
YOU DUIDID FGUKING SEEEGRAFIT U FUCKING IDIFOT
Lurk for two years before posting.
This user is in shock, get him out of here.
what will yaaaas queeen uncover and solve tonight?
>I'm breaking graphite in the hot sun
>I fought the core and the core won
>I fought the core and the core won
>I need lead shielding but I have none
>I fought the core and the core won
>I fought the core and the core won
She shouldn't have fucking touched her husband.
No you didn't
10/10
no fuck-touch, got it.
Based Dyatlov WAS willing to go see it with his own eyes...
I saw it
You're mistaken, comrade.
maybe she'll figure out why she's still single
Post additional Core-Chan for my folder.
Anatoly "Tsar Bomba" Dyatlov
Anatoly "I see no graphite up here" Dyatlov
Anatoly "TyŠ½Š³yccŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŃeŠ»oŠ²eŠŗ" Dyatlov
like metal
she's inexplicably one of the only people on the entire continent to think of Iodine pills, remember?
She's gonna save some LIVES!
They did everything right
If the series wants to be accurate, she'll end up unnecessarily aborting a healthy pregnancy out of paranoia.
user, are you stupid?
No, you don't deserve xer.
This man is in shock.
lol
based pyrenees
underrated
She's a real person. The accurate outcome is what she did in real life, which was carry the baby and watch it die shortly after birth.
>Non-binary Core-chan
My dick is now diamonds.
>xer
That better be a typo
What was your """reaction""" to episode one? hehe
great.
Come on, guys. We're talking about HBO.
>No one has checked these quints yet
What the hell happened to Yea Forums
>muh abortion politics
Wrong, retard. She carried the child to term and watched it die of cirrhosis.
Post more Akimov QT pls :3
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>its soviet propaganda!
What the fuck is his problem? Everything is explained in the podcast.
I know
>NYT..
but still, hey
>Worldwide, an estimated excess of about 150,000 elective abortions may have been performed on otherwise healthy pregnancies out of unfounded fears of radiation from Chernobyl, according to Dr Robert Baker and ultimately a 1987 article published by Linda E. Ketchum in the Journal of Nuclear Medicine
That's impossible, that number can't be accurate.
libs have been on a russia kick since 2016, they'll tire themselves out eventually comrade
There's no need. ARS is possibly the most painful and unpleasant way to due imaginable.
There are few ends worse than slowly falling apart as your cells, deprived of their ability to correctly undergo mitosis, die one by one and slowly reduce you to a puddle of mush.
episode 1 is and will be the only good episode
no, the nurse in the hospital thought about it the first epi.
Reactor-chan unleashed a mighty brap for all the european anons
Don't care. That's what Lyudmila did, and that's what happened. Fuck off with your abortion politics.
Impossible, you're delusional go to the infirmary.
Anatoly "if it's graphite you aren't seeing right" Dyatlov
Yeah I remembered her which is why I said "one of", either way its apparently inconceivable to anyone that isn't one of our YAS QUEENs.
My guess is that the nurse will recommend it, all the men will blow her off again and then they'll start to take her seriously once the Belarussian woman also recommends the Iodine.
I saw quints in the postnumber
How does a rbmk core explode?
>episode 1 is and will be the only good episode
>Only 2 episodes have aired
I don't know
But it did
How do I get a qt nurse gf?
Meme or actual curiosity?
Are they this far gone?
I understand that the character is a real person and the series will likely remain accurate to what actually happened to her, but quit dismissing an actual phenomenon that happened as "abortion politics." There's no agenda here, it's a thing that fucking happened.
order one online
God.
You have to be 100% delusional to even consider it a fact.
Imagine not understanding that this is based on real people who made decisions, despite what was recommended. Yes, there was a panic and women had abortions. But Lyudmilla Ignatenko kept her kid and it died.
mmm yes my dear, quite pungent
both, but i guess they'll answer by the end of the series. At this point I don't want to spoil myself
volunteer
And you advocate changing the depiction of real-life events just to call attention to it?
If yes, then fuck off with your politics.
If no, then fuck off with your shit that's not relevant to the plot.
Is Chernobyl unironically THE ONLY decent series airing right now? I have literally NOTHING to watch aside this. And it will end soon. What the hell are we gonna do when it happens, comrades?
1. get hospitalized
2. figure out the rest
In general, they did a phenomenal job with the casting, in terms of looks.
>even the NYT hates the female scientist character
topkek
Watch it over and over
I've been watching What We Do In The Shadows as well, fun, pretty much the same style as the 2014 film but the episodes are very short.
Why didn't Ulana Khomyuk tell her to abort it? She's a genius scientist after all.
Thats actually pretty significant though
>tfw can't wait to see scuba bros
muh right 2 choose
can someone edit out all the people behind stalin
>faggot photographers moving shit around for a ābetter shotā
Fuck these gay pics
I imagine she was advised to do so. You have to keep in mind that most of the women who were advised to do this weren't hugging and touching a highly radioactive ARS victim, either.
is this better?
I'm not gonna lie, you guys lying awake at night violently seething about a fictional woman is one of the best parts of these threads.
wait, she isn't based on a real person?
the reason people are a little bit mad about here is that she is fictional
no problem if she really existed, but her part was really shoehorned hard
she's based on a couple of male scientists
she's an amalgam. There were many scientist giving their input.
I kinda wanna post YAAAAAS QUEEEEN SLAAAY just to bother the uncles who can't stand capable female characters.
MINI MAYNE MINI MAYNE
MINI MAYNE MINI MAYNE
here you go comrade
Comfy stream tonight
seether
Yea Forums doesnāt really do digits.
Gomorrah.
literally unironically delusional
Yeah but characters like that are necessary to keep shit moving. They could spend 5 episodes alone showing all the different physicists and their path to getting shirt sorted.
she represents the collective of scientists who worked figuring out the details and the right moves. There wasn't a single face to put them all in, but there were episodes of cleverness scattered across institutes and over time, and they decided to cram them in her.
they made her a woman to reflect the fact that in USSR women were actually well represented in science and medicine.
>>Yea Forums doesn't really do digits
Vnimanie, vnimanie...
Seek help, cuck
>they decided to cram them in her.
hehe
seethe
>in USSR women were actually well represented in science and medicine
AHAHAHAHA
>they made her a woman to reflect the fact that in USSR women were actually well represented in science and medicine.
Proportionally it was like 20x as many as in the west, wasn't it? 40% vs 2% or something like that.
On the podcast they said she is based on over 100 scientists that helped.
seethy cope
I would like more panic at the plant scenes desu
40% of women in the USSR were scientists
I know photogs set up edgy scenes, but are you sure that it wasn't just liquidators using the place for dumping used stuff?
m f k /RBMK/?
>he does not believe in the achievements of the Proletariat and the Great October Revolution in freeing the woman of her class chains.
Are they /ourguys/ ?
This has literally always been a thing in Russia and Eastern Europe. I suppose if you want to look at it in the grand scheme of things its one of the few good things about the USER.
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Is there a #mega?
Does Iodine girl have a sex scene in any movie? I want to cum on my screen to her orgasmic face
Why is it impossible for some peoples brains to process that a woman who can immediately discern impossible details without any information, to know exactly what will happen in the future, to make the dumbest comments "oh do we have iodine pills because the reactor in the powerplant just exploded i can tell because i'm a woman".
You can't actually grasp what is wrong with this can you?
I bet she has black bf.
>one of the few good things
Or what's responsible for its downfall.
danke
>Detects radiation on the wind
>Uses samples to determine it's reactor fuel, not a nuke
>Calls up nearest nuclear reactor to ask if there's been an accident
>Works down the line until Chernobyl, where the phone lines were cut
>If Chernobyl, 400 km away, is giving off that much radiation the situation must be extremely dire
I understand your brain is smoother than dolphin pussy but please try and imagine what a smart person's thought process must look like.
7/10 I replied
>comrade leonid, what are you searching for?
Baste
>your brain is smoother than dolphin pussy
Keeping that
>immediately discern impossible details without any information
??
Sure, when she first thought that the isotope was from Ignalina, called the station, confirmed that nothing happened, then called Chernobyl, and could tell that something is off because nobody picked up the phone.
because anyone familiar with nuclear energy knows knows about iodine. You act like any of these people knew nothing...Just becaue they made mistakes doesn't mean they were all clueless about radiation and it's ill effects
What does a womans orgasm face look like?
i love you
>Gomorrah
Thank you mate, added to my watchlist.
You morons blew the tank
link it
So is this show spooky or atmospheric? or just realistic adaptation of the actual events
My watchlist? It's on russian, mate.
comrades, would you?
Where's my medal then? Uncle Sasha blew up a tank in Berlin and he got a medal for that.
*laugh track*
Both, user
>realistic adaptation of the actual events
It's feminist power fantasy
Technically the sub isn't out till midway through may though but it's easy to find, such a good show, best music in TV I think.
He was blamed initially. Poor Akimfu.
hurtful
>this sounds stupid, why they choose a women with so stupid voice
>check a video with the real recordings, realize that it is real
damn
To be honest, soviets were really fucking kind and merciful to Berlin.
No stupid men did it and the women save the planet, even the president of Russia is a women in this and she tells off all the naughty boys, and it is also about ghosts.
Why is Harry Potterās uncle so angry at everyone?
I don't understand will still no porn in prypiat
So is episode 3 when the show turns into a zombie horror?
ironically that guy plays professor moody in those films
no, it's about the procedural complications which lead up to the accident.
What is the radio audition about in the beginning of Episode 2, when the professor is woken up by her colleague? Was it translated? Does anybody know Russian?
my boy Dylatov did nothing wrong
Does that mean we get to see /ourguys/ again?
It talks about how Prypiat is a model socialist city.
Untranslated. It was a poem.
makes it even hotter
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>ALL medical school graduates in Soviet Union have compulsory course of field medicine and bear the rank of lieutenant of medical corps.
>Soviet doctrine of world war 3 centered around inevitable use of nuclear weapons and subsequent nuclear fallout.
>AŠ-2 is a police and civil defense version of soldier's individual med-kit (AŠ-1), it contains, among others, a "radioprotective remedy ā2"; potassium iodide 0,125g. Certified for production on 31.08.1978.
Cease.
Its a dramatization of what happened but its still fairly somewhat historically accurate. Some people are REEing over the addition of a female scientist character who didn't exist in real life but was added to represent the ideas of a shit ton of other soviet scientists who helped figure shit out about chernobyl. If it had been a man the REEing would have been greatly diminished because the character makes sense for a TV show that is supposed to be entertaining.
well, the water pump guys are history. they get jelloed in ep 3
It is in the beginning of Chernobyl podcast #2.
L O L
none of them died from that.
>IODEEN
fucking bongs
It's a soviet patriotic poem from WWII. Lots of moving imagery about how great Soviet Union is, especially because of ox-cart tracks, many people killed, and shit weather.
Is delusional, and has been sent to the infirmary.
comrades, core-chan is leaking, what do?
You win this round, user. But I'll be back.
mmmmmmmmm
It's about Motherland not being just a home where you lived, but roads alongside graves of the grandfathers. Also about comrades dying infront of you.
Understood comrade, I shall escort myself out to the party quarters.
claimed for bedweters
Very cool gif user
>only two episodes left after tonight
It's not fair bros
kill yourself leftist
Who? Captain crosier from TERROR is here too. I had no idea both those guys were russian, I thought they were welsh. Boy do I feel stupid. Lol.
The best kino are ones that don't overstay the welcome
Get a hold of yourself, comrade. It's not like you're lonely and use TV-shows to get a sense of belonging.
You morons ruined the steak.
Drop the attitude, comrade.
Anyone know if there's going to be a stream? I don't want to have to wait until tomorrow bros.
I still have to listen to those.
nice shop comrade
no this is the first thing she's ever been in apparently
tourist
How the hell do I wait till 4th episode? It's a goddamn week!
Can not even imagine being pathetic enough to defend this powerful feminist icon to the death.
Unironically go have sex.
here's an exploitable Dyatlov btw
Hopefully she is in future kino
Vasily Ignatenko's (Adam Nagaitis) story, and that of his family, is truly a tragic one. Ignatenko was a newly married 25-year-old firefighter who had gone to put out the flames at the Chernobyl reactor. Because of high radiation levels at the site, he died a slow and painful death two weeks after the disaster.
The details of his injuries are harrowing and graphic. On the outside, lesions broke out on his face, his body turned multiple colors, his skin cracked, and his hair fell out in clumps. Upon his death, Ignatenko was considered both a national hero and a radioactive threat, buried in a zinc coffin in Moscow.
Lyudmilla Ignatenko: Ignatenko (Jessie Buckley, pictured) was Vasily's 23-year-old wife, who was pregnant at the time of the Chernobyl accident. When she was finally able to visit Vasily, she was not allowed to touch him, as administrators feared contamination. Two months after his death came the birth of their daughter Natashenka, who died hours after her delivery of cirrhosis and congenital heart disease. Lyudmilla survived the disaster and has recently opened up about its impact on her life.
Nice. Can't wait!
You can huddle up next to us on our virtual couch and cuddle, if you want. We got hot coco and blankets.
>You couldn't have seen overcooked scallops in the bin because they aren't there
Don't be an idiot.
Hickey can fucking boil for all I care.
it's only medium well, not great, not terrible
baseed
Agreed, HBO can't let her or her tiddies go to waste.
who?
>No problems here.
is this going to be the final boss?
kinobyl threads are always comfy, mate, but I can't be here for long, I have to go to work.
600 GORILLION CHEST X-RAYS
have sex
I used to trip on Taren from those. I think it was (2), deep red/purple.
No, that would be covered in Boron at the time.
:(
they have discovered it 7-8 months after the accident
nursefu
>being this triggered by fitness of the Socialism
>has to account it to capitalist agenda
comrade, compose yourself.
the helicopter thing happened 6 months later as well
there is creative license in play
I am legit considering waking up at 4am to watch ep 3 with you guys.
she needs to be fed and bit on the lips
The prologue is set two years later, they'll probably have time jumps in the last couple episodes
Get in frens the bad atom won't hurt us
Do it comrade, this kino won't be around for long.
Do it, user.
I see graphite in that sock
coming, frene
helo fren
helo /RBMK/
Im here, user. Let me in *cough*
how long to the new episode berlin time????
Anoniev you are wrong
helu fre
It doesn't comrade, you are mistaken
The female scientist hasn't been noticably obnoxious to me. Maybe I'm not as sensitive to 'SJW' shit, but the high quality of the rest of the show is enough that she doesn't particularly bother me.
She was. She narrate one of the first chapter of Voices from Chernobyl, a book by Svetlana AleksiƩvich. It's so fucking grim
the episode is 7 hours and half from now I think
Comrade Dyatlov, there's soup all over the kitchen floor, the lid was blown off the pan, I saw it.
C O M P O U N D ------ C H A R A C T E R
I guarantee you're in the majority, we probably only have a handful of people who make the most shitposts about it.
Ive been making shitposts about her but only because I find it funny. she doesnt ruin the show
>female character show intelligence
>ARCHERS TO THE WALLS
>RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE
>READY THE HOT TAR
it's every time tho
You call turbines steamed fans?
I wouldn't mind her if she wasn't such a Mary Sue honestly.
I don't have an issue with them using a woman to represent such a big group of people but maybe they should have had at least two bouncing ideas back and forth rather than this one lady that comes out of nowhere and seems omniscient and immune to getting in any shit.
Misha, I found a shiny rock
The nurse is also intelligent and everyone likes her
Are you stupid?
>THEY'RE AT THE GATES
Janny why did the Deputy Chairman see porn in the catalog?
heh nice 1
Why did they evacuate Pripyat for a simple roof fire? Seems excessive.
Comrade Anonov, please go check the core and report to comrade Anonvkia
literally what
I'm done coming to these threads.
>date of post isn't april 27th '86
Because of conjecture and alarmism initiated by dissidents, everything is under control comrade, don't worry.
She doesn't seem like a Mary Sue to me for the most part. Any intelligent scientist could have puzzled out what was going on through process of elimination by calling the nearby plants. She was also quiet and uncomfortable meeting with Gorbachev which I enjoyed. Assuming there was still water in the tanks just seemed like playing devil's advocate to me, not omniscience. The only parts she made me roll my eyes was when she forced her way through the quarantine and insulted the official with the shoe factory comment, either of those would have gotten you gulag'd.
They definitely did a better job with her. She doesn't have a name or a back story. She also has other colleagues and doesn't just do everything by herself.
>theyre using Sand and Boron to stop the core!
>...its what I would do
>Ofcourse it is (because you are a feeble minded man and IM STRONK WOMAN OUTTAMYWAY)
based femdom
She comes across as alittle too patronizing at times which is a problem with the characterization and not because she is a Woman. Suggesting anyone who complains about her must hate Women is really silly.
>Suggesting anyone who complains about her must hate Women is really silly.
Well, we certainly don't want any silliness in this thread, now do we?
>they found your tranny porn folder
Well spoken, comrade.
topkek
make new thread
there was no porn, there was just mild nudity
That's the magma?
Then you better check these.
NEW
No these comrade
based
Cherbina: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
Bryukhanov: evaporating feedwater.
Cherbina: Uh- evaporating feedwater at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the power plant localized entirely within your reactor?
Bryukhanov: Yes.
Cherbina: May I see it?
Bryukhanov: No.
Valery Legasov: Bryukhanov! Your Reactor has blown out!
Bryukhanov: No, Mister. It's just evaporating feedwater.
Cherbina: Well, Bryukhanov, you are an odd fellow but I must say you run a good Reactor.
Valery Legasov: Help! Help!
I think you two meant to do this.
>they made her a woman to reflect the fact that in USSR women were actually well represented in science and medicine.
Plot twist: they made her a woman because actresses are cheaper to hire
Yes! It's Pripyat dialect!
General Pikalov is the MVP.
>You want me to send one of my men to their death to get the radiation readings?
>Suck my dick comrades, I'll do it myself.
>You want to kill one of my man?
>Then I rather kill myself so they don't have a leader anymore.
Genius.
Different user, but I'm just going to point out that the post that the poster you replied to replied to with the smirky girl said that 40% of Soviet women were scientists.
Not that 40% of Soviet scientists were women.
It said that 40% of Soviet women were scientists.
>The feedwater. The feedwater coming off of that.