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so did jon just fuck off with the wildings

what was the meaning of this scene?

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STANNIS

yes, he's Mance 2.0 now

Yes. He earned it

Wasn't he the lord who cared about the small folk ?

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>mfw Horsefuckers cheer even tho there is nothing left to plunder and only burned corpses to rape
>mfw Danny started with 8000 Unsullied and has 15000 left even after 35000 died
>mfw Fagon burns the Thrones but not Jon
>mfw a cockless sub 80 IQ foreigner demands the punishment of Jon and Tyrion
>mfw they actually listen to him
>mfw WE AH ION BOUHN WE DON' FORGET
>mfw Radmure finally appears, but behaves like le retard xD
>mfw random dornish prince
>mfw Dorne, Vale and Reach were relevant for a whole ten seconds this season
>mfw Democracy is proposed in a medieval setting
>mfw elective Monarchy
>mfw a 16 year old Cripple, who does does some kind of irrelevant timetraveling gets to be King
>mfw a treasonous prisoner proposes this
>mfw a Song of Ice and Fire XDDDD
>mfw xD we gotta build brothels
>mfw Quasimodo sails West
>mfw we gotta go to da real norf
>mfw we gotta sail the whole army to my Exgirlfriends Homeland
>mfw Kween in da norf
>mfw Pod finally knighted
>mfw Ghost finally petted
>mfw no new Nightking

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Why the fuck is Tyrion the hand again? I wish Qyburn was still alive his genius IQ made him the perfect hand.

the seasons will become regular now that the white walkers are gone

Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.

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Winter lasted 6 weeks.

Because he drinks wine and he knows things

So let me get this straight. GRRM told D and D that this was how the books was going to end.

So the books even though they may have different characters and be different in other ways, will still end with Dany Dying, Bran becoming king Etc...?

>caring about them =/= letting them make stupid decisions

The winter in the north was purely magical and now that the Night King is dead winter will stop and there will be an eternal summer, just like before The First Men.

I miss her so much.

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user ahai

Cringe as fuck. What the fuck grows in the snow under a wall that permanently shadows everything.

Have your preferences changed now that this ghastly season is over?

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how can westeros survive without a master of quips

My King

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Punishment for his many crimes.

GRRM says a lot of things

Jon kills Dany, Jon goes north, King Bran the Broken

These are how the books would end if he were ever actually going to finish them

Hes a pampered noble who knows nothing at all, even Jaimie would be a better hand than him.

>tfw 9 years
what have you accomplished in that time bros?

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Best performances of each season
S1: Michelle Fairley
S2: Alfie Allen
S3: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
S4: Peter Dinklage
S5: Stephen Dillane
S6: Lena Headey
S7: Lena Headey
S8: Emilia Clarke

Arya becomes an explorer because????

so is she like, the warden of the north north east ?

MUH DREAM OF SPRING

absolutely nothing

Nobody wants the creepy little bitch around

Any porn that looks like her?

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He was the best targ. Least crazy as well. That includes Jon.

Knows the unsully will eventually die off and cant have children or get to old so make bullshit compromises, this is why he is King

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Never watched GoT at all. Should I start from the beginning? From what I see a lot of anons are very disappointed in how it all ended

So why didn't the Dothraki kill Jon Snow when he murdered the queen they were religiously devoted to?

BOW, YA SHITS

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>Jon, are you okay?
>Dany, I just had the craziest nightmare. I dreamt I killed you after the Burning of King's Landing, and I lived the rest of my days as a wildling in the north of the wall
>Not only that, but my crippled brother was king and nothing made sense
>Calm down Jon, it was only a dream. I'm still here, you're still King, and tomorrow we have a conquest to continue.
>As you say, my queen
and then they fuck like animals

thank you for reading my fanfic

My life has gone to absolute shit desu

>Tyrion isn't mentioned at all in the history books

I know they like to shit on the man but how is this even possible? He is known as the man who killed Joffery, Tywin and was both hand of the King and Hand of The Queen

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S1: Alfie
S2: Alfie
S3: Alfie
S4: Alfie
S5: Alfie
S6: Alfie
S7: Alfie
S8: Alfie

12 to 20 so not much

dont worry, she has no experience sailing and nobody has come back from sailing west of westeros. she condemned a whole boat crew to death

She’s a strong independent woman that don’t need no man

So did D&D pull that brother out of their arses or...?

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Watch it all or don't bother (preferably the latter because the show is garbage and was only worth watching at the time for shitposting and giggles)

Asharafic with 10 kids when

>your boy/girl
>did you like their ending
my boy saved the world, got "punished" (wink wink) by going to live with his best friend and dog, can literally just walk out the back door of his jail, and go on the greatest adventure ever conceived of in ASOIAF
>ywn go north to find the one piece with jon and the lads
>shot zooms out from Jon one last time
>this starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=9TRemrRaPjc
He won Jonbros..... we won

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They didn't care when Drogho died, why should they care now.

Watch seasons 1-4, they're amazing.
Everything after is pure garbage.

Nah, this is still the patrician choice.

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Cutest psycho!

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How was Viserys less crazy than Jon?

I met cute black woman
Moved in with her
Got a job as a mortgage banker making 90k per year
Got fired because I forgot to return a phone call
Retook the MCAT and scored in the 85th percentile
Only got into 1 school after spending all of my savings on applications
Split up with my gf in the process of moving to this bumfuck town to become a doctor

Not much in the grand scheme of things. I still want to die and I still have massive anxiety problems.

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>life went to shit
>GoT went to shit
Like pottery

They didn't care. They were just there for rape and plunder. They had gotten plenty of both by then. Plus you know what their kind is like when the khal dies.

Can anyone post the RLM pic of all your favorite franchises going to shit? pls and thank

S U M M O N

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>dreaming about her not being Queen
>the sentence for this thought treason is death

This is why crazy people make bad rulers.

The whole 'I'm immune to fire I'm your god now' scene'

>I'll ask my horse!

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youtube.com/watch?v=qDlVDWxvAHw
These guys are actually funny

Also apparently Norf-Vale-Riverlands-Stormlands all showed up with some extra lord, while Dorne -Iron islands came alone, a nd Reach was represented by the fat fuck Sam and Westerlands by the literal prisoner Tyrion

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>mfw jon turned down the dream of a thousand men
he should have been shown the signpost the second he entered castle black at the end tbqh

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12 to 20, so a lot. Finished my studies, moved out, got a job, trying to live. That shit

I can just post a pic of RLM to the same effect

>fought for the independence of the riverlands under Robb
>Opinion totally disregarded and shat upon by your rape victim niece
>Denied independence and will live the rest of his life in obscurity
Why is life so cruel?

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GOTT ERHALTE
BRAN DEN KAISER
UNSEREM GUTEN KAISER BRAN

gotta say lads, i love the sound effect of the dragon fire in the distance, gradually coming up to the screen

>phwwoooooSSSHHHHHH

What crimes?

Nobody knows he did shit, he's just another white male who thinks he's special

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>the sentence for this thought treason is death
You haven't read enough doujins mate

based

Absolutely nothing. Things could be worse I guess.

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Jon never made the right decision on anything.

It was just a fight, she killed all the khals so she ruled all the khalazars that were theirs. When she dies, they scatter. What doesn't make sense is that they didn't start to do their usual dothraki shit and go raid some village.

I guess he's Lewyn Martell, guess he never died in the show version of Robert's Rebellion

Catelyn imprisoned Tyrion yet Bran wont just fucking kill him, Tyrion is a Gary Stu.

>Best performances of each season
S1: Mark Addy
S2: Stephen Dillane
S3: Stephen Dillane
S4: Stephen Dillane
S5: Stephen Dillane
S6: Lena Headey
S7: Lena Headey
S8: Emilia Clarke

>JON DENIED THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME TO LIVE AS A BUM WITH WILDLINGS

>B-BUT MY ADVENTURES MY DOGGO
JUST LISTEN TO YOURSELF MY DUDE

>House
Lannister
>Enemy House
Targs
>Counselor
Varys
>Maester
Maester Marwyn
>Wife
Arianne Martell
>Adventure pals
Darkstar & Davos
>Commander of army
Victarion
>Bodyguard
Barristan

So does Tyrion run Casterly Rock now or what

>kills the targaryen whore
There's your right decision mate

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He was happiest when he was north of the wall just chilling with Ygritte and the wildlings. He's going home

YA YO YA YO
DREAMIN
DON'T GIVE IT UP ARYA

this

>he truly knew nothing
POTTERY

Genuinely sad desu

true, except
S1: Sophie Turner
S2: Sophie Turner
S3: Nikolaj Costner-Waldau
S4: Sophie Turner
S5: Sophie Turner
S6: Sophie Turner
S7: Sophie Turner
S8: Sophie Turner

>House survived while the Starks will be bred out in 1 generation
>Pumped your seed into the youngest legally allowed qt in the show
>Already fathered an heir
>Nobody alive to remind who remembers your shitty archery at your father's funeral

Can't bad the Mad Rad

>Least crazy as well
that's aemon

THREAD THEME
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>killed tywin
>is the sole reason daenerys could make it to westeros

Jon should have been tortured.

>finished my studies
>at 20
wtf kind of "studies" are those supposed to be?

Jon's targ name was Aegon, not Aemon

>Book at the end of the series being called song of ice and fire
This was genius desu. Nice little bonus for real fans who read the books. Done subtly too.

The dothraki were afraid of Jon Snow

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Did they survive?

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*immediately invades and sacks Kings Landing which has no standing army*

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At last, after all these years, I have finally become The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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how were there so many unsullied left? they have no way of refilling the lost ones after all the fighting in essos, winterfell, casterly rock, and kings landing.

Thanks for reminding me Viserys is also the only one of the lot that isn't a kinslayer.

Why didn't Dorne break off too?
Hell why did anyone agree for the kingdom to remain together? How many soldiers does Bran have at his disposal?

same man

Yes. I read another interview that said his audition was him as a part of Dany's war council. Bet he was a bit miffed that he just sat in the corner for a few minutes.

I'm about to get a job

I swear

Definitely not how that works

why do Brienne and Sam get to vote on who the king should be?, they are literally just randoms compared to lords of entire regions present

i wish she would invade and sack my town and take me for her salt husband

If the books end like the show did then that means there is 3 different Aegon Targaryens, three characters named Aegon Targaryen.

War is a pain in the neck and nobody can be bothered. Except the North, the current generation of leaders aren't interested in independence

What happened to all the honorable knights?

>episode 3 happens
>friends wondering "Did Ghost survive?" after he charged in with the Dothraki at the very beginning
>mention that Ghost was in the episode 4 preview
>friends blow the fuck up on me like I just spoiled the entire fucking series

I don't get it. Why would that be a spoiler if the intended you to see it before the next episode?

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Sansa will marry matrilinealy dumbfuck

i'm talking about maester aemon at the wall

why did this bitch not even acknowledge theon's death

Based

The memeist degree possible.
You ready?
Game Design
Was getting ready for a life at McDonalds and a failed youtube career, but thanks to connections I have a steady job with some decent money.
I have to start making plans for something else actually, 'cause this isn't lasting forever

>implying the books will end at all

>no more comfy eraly seasons TUTU TURURUTU TURURU ;(

How would the Iron Isles raise men after losing all their manpower invading the north, fighting each other and getting burned to fish n chips by Dany?

if she's still alive she would be the Lady of Karhold.

because they don't intend you to see it until the end of that episode, you blithering idiot

I love how directly after Sansa declaring independence for the North there's a shot of her and the new Prince of Dorne going like "Oh we hadn't thought of that"
I guess they kind of forgot

It wasn't a vote, it was just a general soundings of consensus amongst the lords and their mates.

>subtly

Is this a HBO shill

Going by Bronn it seems theres plenty of profit in staying loyal and robbing the kingdom blind while bran leaves the running of the country to incompetents.

It's the most non-sensical shit that there's still a Watch.

who? Sam was the maester at the wall

>Varys tried to poison Dany
>Varys lied to Ned to trick him into investigating the Lannisters
Why doesn't Bran do what he did to Littlefinger and have him executed?

Implying Sansa will ever marry since she's now a woke rapè.

Assuming the mother survived the collapse of Kings Landing she'd be executed immediately on return to Dorne

gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Aemon

Same way the unsullied and dothraki respawned twice

We were talking about it after the episode was over

>Went through and graduated college
>Worked 3 years at a soul-crushing call center job
>Gained 100lbs
>Watch GoT, DBS and a shitload of other anime
>Dated a girl for like 2 months and got nowhere with her
>Watch my friends and family members find successful jobs, buy houses, get married while I sit at home shitposting on a Mongolian finger painting forum

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Cucked by Sansa, justice for Radmure!

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>waits until everyone votes before saying the north will be independent
>sansa is the smartest person i know
holy shit! amazing and clever writing to demonstrate the intelligence there

Let's not kid ourselves

they still have a MASSIVE fleet.

May have been useful at some point butit was forgotten

now that /got/s days are numbered, we should take the opportunity to post all those great and classic memes.

POST YOUR BEST MEMES

I'll start with this timeless classic.

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So how has Bran fucked up as a king yet? Lets see making a bunch of retards the council. Giving independence to the North you are a fucking emperor Bran you dont free shit period. Making a family member of the clan that caused the biggest shitstorm in Westeros your fucking hand not just a council member BUT THE FUCKING HAND OF THE KING. Not genociding the Unsullied for fucking up King's Landing.

Well, at least Dunk and Egg will never get an adaptation.
They'll never be ruined.

ALSO NEW BOOKS WHEN YOU FAT FUCK

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perfect

ahem
fuck sansa (snake)
fuck greyworm (traitor)
fuck dothraki (blood of my blood lmao)
fuck jon (traitor/kinslayer/kingslayer)
fuck tyrion (snake and traitor)
fuck varys (traitor)
fuck slavery (degenerate)
fuck plebs (burn them actually)
fuck arya (ugly troll)

fuck everybody, hope i get revived by the red priests

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>A Stark as queen in the norf
>A Stark as king of the rest

how did the other houses agree to this cockery?

>chooses to spend his life in some cold shit hole with rapists, thieves, and murderers instead of donning a crown and making the 8
Aemon was the craziest of them all.

Main visual callbacks I noticed:
>Tyrion walking through the ruined tower of the hand and down the tunnels with a torch was like his murder and escape in S4E10
>Dany walking to the throne was like S2E10
>The Great Council was like S7E7
>Jon, Arya and Sansa dressing was like the Light of the Seven montage in S6E10
>Sansa's coronation was like S6E10
>Arya on a ship west was like S4E10
>Jon and Tormund going north was like S1E1

Any more?

>that slight jiggle

I mean, it's used as a quarantine for shitcunts as well as protecting the realm. 50% of its use is still functional.

Either he does or one of his cousins also named Lannister inherit it

THE GREAT WHITE BLADE
DAWW

The only way that scene makes any sense is if the Greyjoys, Arryns, and Martells (is the new Prince of Dorne even a Martell? Maybe it's a Yronwood, they never say) all understand that they're going to declare independence anyway, and there's no point in antagonizing the Northmen and Unsullied who hold King's Landing.

But then of course you have to ask yourself why they even came to King's Landing to begin with. And then none of it makes any fucking sense.

Ned and Bobby are probably shitposting in the afterlife, waiting for Bran to gain the secret to resurrecting people.

I MOVE THIS BOARD DECLARE /got/ NO LONGER RELEVANT AND UNWORTHY OF BEING DISCUSSED HERE. I FURTHER MOVE THE JANNIES BAN ANY ANONS WHO PARTAKE IN SUCH ACTION

ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR SAY AYE

Omfg
>nobody lives in the Reach
>the people that lived there are gone
The Tyrells really were the only inhabitants and with Grandma Olenna ded the Reach was empty.

This is how it ends in the books:

>Jon kills d*ny
>refuses the throne and blabbers something along the lines "es nu mi rat" no one really understands
>still goes North, but hes accompanied by Davos
>they ride past Winterfell
>both enter the nearby forest on foot for some reason
>theres a random pile of twigs that vaguely resemble a hut
>wait, theres a shield with a flaming stag laying besides it
>a man clad in black armor with an overgrown beard lumbers outside
>its him
>its the rightful king Stannis I Baratheon
>Jon and Davos get on their knees while Davos says "less Houses to trouble yourself now with"
>"fewer, Davos"
>"but it's mine by right"
>Stannis is the winds of winter

>written by George R.R. Martin

Just gonna post this one final time

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There's a war coming, Ned. I don't know who it is, I don't know who we'll be fighting... but it is coming. And that war's name is... the War of Five Kings. Do you remember your house words, Ned? Winter is coming. And so is this war. Five kings, Ned. Five kings, seven kingdoms. You're my Hand; hand! Speak sense into this Kingslayer, faithless and accursed.

>S8 E1
The Lord Commander of the Kingsguard was the best swordsman in westeros

>S8 E6
The Lord Commander of the Kingsguard is the best swordsman in westeros

P O T T E R Y

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Also, she was crowned queen of the north AFTER this. How tf can she just go "indpendant now lol" and nobody cares. What about the bannerman that aren't north

So the idea is that Bran knew how it would all happen all along? He let King's Landing be destroyed? Allowed the White Walkers to break the wall and slaughter thousands?

BRAVO DABID

S1: Aidan Gillen
S2: Charles Dance
S3: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
S4: Peter Dinklage
S5: Iwan Rheon
S6: Lena Headey
S7: Peter Dinklage
S8: Emilia Clarke

who the fuck is the guy next to edmure?

what the hell are they going to do all day

robin's reaction get me everytime

Fuck off I'm too busy playing video games and taking pictures with Gandalf cosplayers

Learn to type in coherent sentences please.

>Sansa's coronation was like S6E10
And S6E10's coronation was like Robb's original coronation. D&D keep trying to repeat that scene because they know it's popular and it gets worse every time.

Repair the wall, there's quite the gap to be fixed desu

Dany’s victory speech and Triumph of the will

Dany will go crazy and die, but it will be a slow descent, likely picking up significantly after fAegon conquers King's Landing before she does and she gets asshurt about everybody loving him and attacks and kills him.

I find Bran ending up as "king" unlikely. I wouldn't be surprised to see Jon return to the wall for whatever reason.

There's A LOT of fucking shit in the books that is going to be important and isn't in the show.
>Euron attempting to become a god
>The faceless men infiltrating the Maester's guild and having a dragon egg
>fake Aegon
>Victarion and his god-hand
>Who is the Azor Ahai
>What is Lightbringer, how will it be forged, what will it do.
>The Valonqar being the death of Cersei
>Lady Stoneheart in gerneral (She will likely pass on her Resurrection ability to Jon, which will need to be well written, as Catelyn has always unfairly hated Jon his entire life and treated him like shit).
>Doran's plan to fuck shit up
>The Tyrells positioning themselves to fuck shit up, having Loras establishing a power base in Dragonstone and such
>The Dark Star and whatever the fuck his deal is
>Tyrion or Jaime/Cersei potentially being Targaryans and what that means to the story
>How the Others will actually be defeated/placated. (The Night King isn't and won't ever be a book character).

The list goes on.

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Those milkers could keep the whole household fed throughout winter.

I have watched a lot of movies and played a lot of video games, and masturbated a lot.
And I don't regret a single second of any of it.

Essos must be laughing their ass off at this shit.

I'd like to strate on her gist, if you get my meaning

Literally a laugh track pause.

What are they going to do at the wall? Jerk eachother off for their entire lives?

BASED FAT FUCK DABBING ON BOOKFAGS

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

Hunting wabbits

fix the wall and not be a part of normal society. that's all the kingdoms will care about.

>be jon
>find dany in throne room
>lead her through the streets and show her what she has done
>after she's done crying, console her by literally fucking the sense back into her
>POOT A BABEH IN DAT BELLEH
>if she really can't have kids, enjoying busting inside of her every single night as you rule the 7 kingdoms
>slap sansa across the mouth like an idiot whore for destabilizing everything by telling tyrion
>pick bran up out of his cripple chair and throw him around the room like a mannequin for just being a useless shit

it's what he should have done

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Freeze to death ideally

why

BESSIE???

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The legendary blade, forged from a fallen star? Which glows as milkglass and is as sharp and strong as Valyrian steel? That Daww?

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>repair the magic 300-foot tall wall of solid ice
Good luck. In any case why bother repairing it? 99% of it is intact, there's just a big hole at Eastwatch. Just build a fort there and call it a day.

the scene that saved season 7

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see

It all would be fine if the fat fuck actually wrote the last books

>*AHEM* and one final thing, the NORTH will BE INDEPENDENT because some reason or leverage which I don't have or cant provide
>" uh okay, guess the rest of us will have continue paying cucktaxes and supporting the crown for some reason, but you go ahead The Smartest Person I KnowTM

Bravo D$D

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Sansa's crown bothers me.

It's two direwolf heads but the design makes it look like they're snake with wolves heads rather than just two stylised wolves.

What did Sansa the Serpent Queen mean by this?

Fight wildlings. You think those savages arent still savages?

>ALSO NEW BOOKS WHEN YOU FAT FUCK
NEVER
>ADOS not even begun

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>i'm lazy and have no work ethic so i wanna be dany's boyfriend and do nothing of worth in my life
stop it now

Making a comic relief of my boy...

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First time this lady's given me a boner. Thank you.

>They still haven't uploaded the 'Inside the episode' episode on youtube
I wonder if Dabid had it pulled because they kept getting made fun of

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My life literally followed the trajectory of the series. I feel like if GRRM had written faster I'd be somewhere decent in life

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STANNIS BROS WHERE ARE YOU AT?

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i didn't get jon's ending. He was exiled to the wall but he doesnt even join the nights watch he just goes beyond it with wildlings. Doesnt it make him a deserter?

How come a creepy show who included a shot of a 5yo girl fully naked in its first season managed to last 8 ?

I wish Jaime killed a dragon

Got a degrees wife and a job
Berry gud

GRRM doesn't play video games, does he?

Could he 1v1 the Night King? (No Twenty Goodmen)

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based

Yes but nobody actually cares. Why they didn't pardon him, I don't know.

where did the emilia clarke general go to?

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They wouldn't have desu, most realistic outcome is the iron throne disbanding. It was only created and held together by a dynasty which had Dragons. The Iron Kingdom is essentially 1 kingdom (crownlands) ruling over 7 others. This is highly untenable. Shortly after the Targaryens dragons died out they lost their total advantage, and had to begin relying on the loyalty of the high lords, which held for awhile because of the built up prestige, but under Aerys it was proven that the kingdom was rather easy to overthrow because all it takes is like more than half of the seven kingdoms revolting and you lose. An iron throne under bran is even weaker, unless he can hope to rely on his sister, but that is now a seperate kingdom and she is a scheming cunt who will probably demand concessions to help him. So basically the iron throne needs dragons, its the largest state in the world for a reason, without that its impossible.

What was the point of euron and the dyke greyjoy?

She's a fucking snake who shed her skin when she declared independence
But snakes can't stand the cold and her cloaca will get raped when winter comes

Meh the legend grew in the telling. He was better than average with a sword.

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>Jon FINALLY touches Ghost

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Only if he's shirtless

He agreed to go to the wall to avoid the unsullied chimping out on the remaining peasants. He never had any intention of staying there and the gimps running the new watch weren't in a position to force him to stay

>got a gf and started a nice life
>got my own apartment
>got a dog
>was about to propose to my gf
>found out she cheated on me with her deceased cousins best friend
>fuck up all her clothes with bleach and nearly torch the apartment
>lose my apartment
>lose my dog
>had to move in with parents
>broke my wrist
>lose about 20lbs
>got super fit
>started fucking 20 year old thots
>meanwhile she’s a heroin addict and is about to get evicted.
>now I’m looking for jobs as a paralegal
>all my old friends wanna hang out again
>starting a completely new chapter in my life

We’re all gonna make it bros. Believe in yourself

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none

Wildling pussy is just that great

>All the most kino moments of the last 2-3 seasons have involved Jaime

>Hehe, I've done no work in 8 years. Take THAT, lazy journalists.
I hope he dies slowly in a bed of his own piss

Nah, Dany killed em all

Greyworm would know, and return with 300 million unsullied at the pace they were reproducing

>You are now remembering that cersei and jaime died off screen

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We still never saw a body...

things just happen in Got and no one really cares, that summarizes the show really

no thye didnt
i kill them

they didn't pardon him because greyworm and his gay gang would have a shit fit. but they dipped the fuck out of westeros anyway, so it's not like they would have known.

>Greyworm would know
Nah. Just keep it on the DL

WDYPHS????

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> mfw no one acknowledged Jon as a hero

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>Doesnt it make him a deserter?
Yeah but nobody will likely give a shit. I bet Jon planned on living beyond the wall regardless of he was ordered to. He was so done with everyone's bullshit by the end.

>>fuck up all her clothes with bleach
why

It was chad chuck not the virgin charge

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>Bachelor's
>Master's
Of course I'm 29, unemployed, no job prospects and have just taken to plagiarsing Da Vinci's cover letter to try get onto a graduate scheme.

He's just gonna graft himself to a tree and rule Westeros eternally like the W40k emperor.

Brienne ate the body. Big girl, big protein needs.

Cersei got off way too easy.

Can't wait until you Reddit faggots leave for good. That is all

why didn't she use the traditional NORF crown design?

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where were you when game of thrones ended?
me? i was in my room, watching game of thrones

I'LL ASK MY HORSE

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even this episode with brienne writing down his great deeds was the best scene

Because that's an ugly piece of shit and Bolton-tier edgy

Jaime wasn't either a few Kings ago.

Besides some foreigners, The North played the biggest role fighting the Night King, saving the whole kingdom, and fighting in Kings Landing, dethrowning Cersei, saving the Kingdom. Then Jon, that guy from the North, kills Dany and save the kingdom again. That earns them a reward.

Quintuple?
Checked

FUCK I MISS THEM BOTH BROS

It was obvious it was his destiny when tormund went on about jon having the real north in him

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because its high quality content up until s7
even with the shitty writing its still good

Tyrion really did doom House Lannister when he killed his father, didn't he?
Indirectly through that one murder, his brother, sister, uncle, cousin, nephews and niece are all dead.

Because Dany was the queen
For only a short while sure, but she still was
>Ill do you one better, why isnt Gendry considered to be the king
Because the Baratheon dynasty has been overthrown by Cersei. If you wanna go that route then Tyrion would be king i guess. Thats why everyone is there, because no one is sure what the fuck is what anymore, especially now that the throne, the physical representation of the power of the king, is destroyed.
>Also why is everyone so cool about North being autonmous, dont all Kingdoms want this? Do they really enjoy paying taxes to the crown?
You can say that its because the people are grateful for what the north has done for them, but its probably just because the king, which they just elected, allowed it and no one wants, or has the resources, to start a whole new war of the five kings or wants to doubt the king which they just claimed their support for
No.....her genes will die with her

what did he mean by this?

Sooo are they going to post the "making of" youtube vid or not?

I'm always surprised when they acknowledge the fucking wolves exist. This goes for Rickon too, it's like the writers have alzheimers.

Why are people saying this ending was good? This is complete absolute shit.

>80% of the people on the election council are starks or stark lackeys and no one brings this up

S1 Mark Addy
S2 Alfie
S3 Nikolaj
S4 Charles Dance
S5 Dillane/ Liam Cunningham
S6 Lena
S7 Nikolaj
S8 Nikolaj

Is anyone here cool and hot enough to link me the post stream meltdown of Alt Shift X?

Jannies

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You're allowed to be a creepy pedo if you're good at your job ?

I loved seeing her write about Jaime Lann and his famous sword Widoo's Waii

>tfw our Jon will be forever known as a queenslayer
he was a fucking HERO

Dropped out of university, ran away from my parents, started working full time, lost 20 kg of weight, saved some money, left hometown to live alone in the capital of my country, changed four jobs total, with each one being better than the previous one, got a nice raise recently on the current job. It's not much and not worth bragging about, but I'm slowly building my life.

The show really slaughtered Arthur Dayne's character. I envision the Sword of the Morning to be like Alucard, wielding his great sword with one hand, not dual-wielding it with some shitty common sword.
youtube.com/watch?v=cd7fEl_Bnw0

>i dun waant eeet

>betrayal is heroic
he's just the kind of retard you can talk into doing anything (beside having sex with a hottie)

The first half of the episode was decent but it got a bit shakey after the mad queen got what she deserved

How much longer do you guys think /got/ threads wills last? Its been fun guys

>obvious
S U B V E R T I N G E X P E C T A T I O N S always meant there's a good chance of the thing that makes sense not happening

What the fuck happened to the Dothraki anyway? They just roaming around raping and pillaging Westeros now?

What's in his plate?

the way they just offed him is still the greatest fucking offense this season has committed

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D&D both don't understand pets or animals in general. They don't really understand the audiences attachment to the wolves no matter how little they're in the show and it makes them very angry

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he's already dead you dumb fuck

It was a good final episode.
I'd watch a sequel about the characters managing politics in the new realm.

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Unironically that's how her story ends in the books too probably. Gurm has a massive raging hard-on for tomboys who just say fuck it and go on adventures.

what's that from I need to see it

>quasimodo sails west

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Qyburn was a shit character, you know this deep down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHAAGAHRGRAHRGAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHH

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I think in his old blog he mentioned grand strategy games. When the 2012 game released, he also said he played RPGs but I can't remember if he ever specified which games

kys

GAME OF THRONES 2

YASSSS

Emilia Clarke unironically did pretty well this season, despite the bad writing. I feel like how she pulled off the crazy eyes last episode.

watermelon

Lol what the actual fuck.

Because it was the only scene which didn't involve massive character assassination.

You see them get crushed by the falling rubble.

It should have been a primrose

>never saw Stannis' dead body
He's still out there lads, I can feel it.

It goes as far as the Starks never mentioning Rickon. Sansa only remembers feeding Ramsay to dogs.

Its over Stannis, you can stop your suffering

>quit college
>found a great IT job
>bought a decently nice car
>met and married QT thick blonde
>moved out of my parent's house
>bought a condo
>became hasguns
>quit reddit
Quite a lot desu, especially now that I list it all out

Ah, that sounds about right.

Can't kill us all, goyim. Circumcise or die.

stop

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He has done work. It's just been stuff like Dunc/Egg and Fire & Blood. He's been writing prequels and loreshit like crazy, just like Tolkien did, the difference is that Tolkien managed to complete his main story before dying and GRRM will almost certainly not.

>I guess we truly are a song of ice and fire
really HBO?

Stop sexualizing children

youtu.be/HppOkD89ntQ
Good song.

BASED

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this the man got duped HARD by sansa lmao

...

How the FUCK was this ending bittersweet? Unless you like a character like Bran, Tyrion, or maybe Sansa. It feels like every other character had a pretty sad ending, hell the most liked Characters Jon and Dany definitely didnt have happy endings. Dany literally died before she could even sit on the throne once. And Jon was clearly miserable about getting sent back to the wall
>hurr but he smiled towards the end
Sure. But one little smile doesnt change the fact that he was clearly unhappy about being sent back to the nights watch.

Would Eddard be proud of any of his children? I feel like they've all let him down

...

Dany should have won!

Why was he dismissed and told to sit down?

This small council is even more ridiculous than the one that Cersei comes up with in the books.

NEVER SAW A BODY
"THE MAN WHO PASSES THE SENTENCE SHOULD SWING THE SWORD", WORDS OF BRIENNE'S SWORN FAMILY THE STARKS
NOTICE IT SAYS MAN NOT WOMAN

He’s just preparing for the Jon spinoff.

>yfw Sam shows Tyrion the book called "A Song Of Ice And Fire"

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>I feel like
I really liked*
I guess I'm still sleep deprived.

based picture of Qyburn

youtube.com/watch?v=cNACsbSwAHY

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too late

A week tops.

You didn't expect FRANKENSTEIN'S monster to kill Frankenstein? It frustrates me to no end that there are plenty of legitimate gripes to make about the show and you retards complain about the two or three things they got right. You're actually too stupid to understand the basics of storytelling. You're actually dumber than Dabid. Wow.

Idk. Arya is a psychopath in the books and pretty sure abandoning the faceless men wont be as easy as willing the waif.

The same way the North did after fighting a war against the Lannisters, getting massacred at the Red Wedding, getting massacred at the Battle of the Bastards, and getting massacred at the Battle of Winterfell. Al despite being one of the least populated kingdoms.

He'd be so pissed he probably willed himself back to life after the whole King Bran thing.

he was the only character left I even remotely cared about after Edd and Ser Cuck died

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EGGGGGGGHHHHHH

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Dany's fate has nothing to do with ending being happy or bittersweet because she was a villain, Jon is the only character alive who wasn't happy at the end and coupling with what happened to others during the show definitely makes the ending bittersweet.

They went with Greyworm even though they have no reason to listen to him.

That was so cliche desu

k but what happens when sansa and bran die ?

him dying to Robert was aight
him dying without getting to know anything about him past season 5 and to just lube up that shitty cleganebowl was not

The books end with a political marriage between Jaime and Sansa after he is legitimised. He is the obvious King Arthur of the story. ( Lancelot / Lancel hur dur ) And their union is the only way to unite the blood of the dragon, wolf and lion.

It ends like the war of the roses. Lancaster + York = Tudor.

I'll take cliche over everything else they shit out this season.

I thought Jon was kinda happy tho, he had his doggo and his best friend Tormund

When Bran dies a new Bran takes his place
When Sansa dies she gets raped

You should check your sodium levels