But where's the hype?

>29 million youtube views for a teaser
OH NO NO NO

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Died when JJ came back. It might be moderately entertaining but any chance of it being a stand out film are gone forever.

Wasn't Pikachu like 70 million and still flopped?

I hate Disney Wars and sure as fuck won't see this in cinema yet I still saw the PV.

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>Itl'll do better than TLJ (1.3 billion)

It'll be extremely lucky to break 1 billion. 700-800 million is more likely. All real fans loathe this shit since TLJ.

Movie is still over 6 months away

>Kenobi stand alone film

They refuse to make it for some reason.

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Thought they cancelled it?

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It’s doing great for a video game movie desu but in the end it was too little kiddie to be a big hit, they should just did pg-13, let Ryan go nuts

pls no you just know """they""" would inject their sjwfaggotry and other cancer into it

Maul died in cartoon and actor is controversial. What is it even gonna be about?

What is the story of the sequel trilogy even about?
The prequels are about the rise and fall of a hero and the destruction of democracy, and the OT is about good triumphing over evil and a son saving his father.

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Fistful of Dollars on Tatooine.

His journey to learn how to live and survive in Tatooine. Getting to know a young Luke Skywalker

>wanting Disney to ruin Kenobi

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I don't really see the point in milking out details for the sake of them. Not saying a good Kenobi story is impossible, but between the prequels, TCW, Rebels, and the OT itself we know all we could ever need to know about Obi-Wan Kenobi. The OT alone arguably did.

Retcon it, recast it

>recast it
Why though

KOTOR already has an appropriate amount of SJWism in it for there to be no need to change anything. It has plenty of canonical diversity and muh strong women, plus Carth is a literal SJW.

I don't know, but if he's controversial like the other user said just do it if it's the price to pay to have Maul in the movies. Nobody will notice the difference with the heavy make-up anyways

>you can force a lawful wookiee to kill his 14 y-o best friend

>but if he's controversial like the other user said
I think he was talking out of his ass. Ray Park is based and should keep on playing Maul.

It comes out in December why would there be hype now?

Right here
youtu.be/0ug2DOoxJ1g

sounds riveting

Just wait for the Women's World Cup to start. Every other commercial will be some dumb cunt jedi wom*n dribbling a BB-8 soccer ball or some dumb shit like that.

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>What is the story of the sequel trilogy even about?
Nothing seeing as the villains already won in the span of 3 days in universe.

NOBODY CARES

There is no hype because planets blowing up is meaningless now. Vader making Leia watch her planet blow up was memorable, but this shit means nothing. Audiences don't have a strong enough reason to root for the good guys, especially now that Kylo has proven himself to be zero threat and easily defeated at every turn.

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women also like kylo more than the protags, which is funny when the movies keep shitting on him. they want to cuddle the kylo because hes a wounded little boy

Lawrence of Arabia but with Kenobi. Desert something love scene with the Tuskan Rider. They envelope and go to the Star Wars™ Disney Honey Moon in the best sand peoples tradition. But Ben loses his favorite Star Wars™ Jedi Trousers™ on his space gay voyage. Something something sand people fight for something. Empire sniffing Kenobi trousers, something something desert shot desert shot something. Bounty hunters, something did you feel something in the Force but it's female now something something. Baby Luke, water farming simulator desert farm desert something. In the end Kenobi gets his trousers back and gives them to the Jedi Space Ghost of the Liam Neeson. News that his student went gay with sand people Liam Neeson up and he goes to stalk the Tattooine or something hoping he will met some Tuskans that gonna start something with him. But Ben and baby Luke and Ben's sand husband stop him and they all something something. Credits roll.

cuck

why not just a movie with a younger kenobi and qui-gon. you could do the whole mandalorian story and how he met satine while fleshing out his relationship with qui-gon

Good for George after everyone shit on him for the prequels he's gotta be feeling good about this.

Best ending desu

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The fuck are you talking about? With TFA, TLJ, and Solo (The Falcon was retconned to be possessed by an SJW droid. You forgot about that, didn't you?) raping the lore, Kennedy still in charge and JJ going full identity politics retard with Jordan Peele lately? I'm beyond fucking hyped, mate. Hyped for the death of Mouse Wars. This whole behind the scenes IRL trainwreck has been vastly more entertaining than the "movies" the Mouse shat out. Can't wait to be called a toxic white male Alt-Right Nazi incel turbobigot again/10.

>tfw the prequels aged like wine
>tfw the sequels already are aging like milk

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how will mike stoklasa cope with this?

Why would anyone be hyped about a wilfully-destroyed movie franchise made by people who actively display hostility to their audience

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- Let the past die
- Learn from your genocidal failures, or don't, that's cool too
- Don't be male

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>more then
More than

Not from me. They ruined and killed Luke Skywalker and Han Solo so I don’t care about Disney Star Wars anymore.

They shouldn’t have released it close to Endgame. It got overshadowed.

omfg i remember watching this like a decade ago

Now that's a classic.

What happened? The last two fucking abominations of films are what happened, and everyone has rightfully abandoned all loyalty and emotional attachment to this insult of a trilogy. This Rey/Kylo story is the gayest and cringiest shit ever.

You realize this same board will use YouTube views for validation too right?

And yet people can't stop whining about it.

>6 months ago

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I didnt read the rest of your stupid post but an Obi-Wan/Lawrence of Arabia story would unabashed kino

Because it's more fun to whine about than to actually watch the movies, is that supposed to be a success?

Oh fuck my memory hole just got blasted

Hype creates expectations. Expectations get subverted. Subverted expectations create anger. Anger creates darkness. Then jew media accuse everyone of being a man baby. Go into that trap again we won’t.

Why are the planets all so close together

They could be moons but I think they're still way closer together than they should be.

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Say what you want about Holdo hyperspace ramming or Leia dabbing in space, but this is by far the most retarded scene in nu wars.

The prequel trilogy was the Kenobi movie.

prolly wont say anything

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