Hows your relationship going?

Women are emotional wrecks. Avoid at all costs.

>dating QT short haired girl
>she starts growing her hair out
>she's really proud of her long hair and keeps growing it longer
>I say "haha, wouldn't it be funny if you suddenly cut off all your hair and had short hair again??"
>she laughs and walks away and I die a little bit inside
it's a bad feeling, boys

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Dump your stacey gf and get an arthoe fuck buddy. I have one and zir is great at giving head.

>I’m a pretty girl who has dozens of guys and girls texting me everyday expressing interest in how I’m doing and offering support
>I’m sooooooooooo depressed literally crying rn :(

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Absolutely disgusting navel

should've suggested rashomon, fucking dumbass
maybe you can brainwash roasties into watching zatoichi but you have to frame it like a retard for retards

Haha. You can't win this bs. They expect you to read theire goddamn mind. They complain about it, but won't give you the informations to make it better. Then it will hurt them and it will repeat the circle. Protip: fuck it.

Based, what's the source?

she cute though

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As opposed to Yea Forums posters that are emotionless shut ins because someone hurt them a long time ago and they decided it was easier to cut themselves off than accept the world is mean for no reason? You guys are everything you claim to hate

Get an asian gf. My asian gf spend dinner teaching me about computer architecture.

>Women are emotional wrecks
This, I have maybe met 6 women in my life that aren't fragile little flowers, you could make cry by talking to them too loudly

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Films are shit.

Read a book

Hahahaha hahahaha this can’t be real

Dodged a bullet my amigo

Honestly nothing. You made a joke but there was no indication that she needed you in that moment to be serious. If she asked you to be serious and told you she was in a bad spot and you persisted to not take it seriously she would have a point but as it stands she doesn't really have a right to be mad at you.

What a sad and boring existence
Enjoy your autistic and bugmen kids I guess

She didnt want you to say something meaningful

fake and gay

Uncle Ted's prophetic warnings are about as serious as things get. I don't know why she's so upset.

Happily single

Calling bs on you dating her, das a 10

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nothing. you were chad and she couldnt handle it. youre here to fuck not to be her therapist

>entertain me

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turn off logic when talking to a hot woman
if you replied
we are all made up stars and we are all gonna make it.
2 minutes later she'd be opening her butthole on cam for you.

Absolutely nothing.

nah, I wouldn't post my gf on Yea Forums — this is some girl from the short hair board on reddit

Sure is but outtie belly buttons just make me sick for some reason.

This, people named Ted are based.

protip: when a woman is obviously seeking your attention/pity/comfort what they REALLY want is for you to solve their current problem via actual action, not pointless ass patting words. If you can't solve the problem then perhaps you should just go back to your dragon cartoon until you can actually handle women and their emotions.

that's an androgynous hobgoblin
go to the beach and look at real hotties, not to the 90s rave club

How do you guys keep your dumbass girlfriend from roping you into political bullshit?
She KNOWS I hate women and she still wants me to come to one of those dumbass protests over the Alabama abortion shit.

Learn to say no.
If she leaves, still say no.

>girlfriend
>I hate women

>I'm 23
>dating a 30yr old
>she drives me around
>buys me dinner
>drives over to my house to sex
>lets me cuddle with her and listens to my feelings
>buys outfits for me
stop dating younger ""women""

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>this is what passes as a relationship for zoomers

Outie belly buttons are a sure sign she is from bad stock and the amount of her family bullshit you would have to deal with isn't worth it

Nah, I already have a full-time job, for which I actually get paid.

how do i get a mommy gf?

Gross you're like her son you literal manchild

So it's like having a mom, but with more sex?

You don't need to love women to enjoy sex and sticking your dick in a hole. It's the reason sextoys sell.

When the girl is 100% right

Sinids are the most intelligent race on earth

Combine white creativity with azn intelligence and you have the uberman

Who the fuck actually LIKES women

this except 22 and 29

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>compensating inexperience and inability to pull girls your age and younger with used goods mommy replacement
Mental illness.

nothing. just a dumb roastie. don't take that shit seriously. just respond "lmao" and ignore her and move to the next roastie

Good man, can I get a Link

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You're basically brainwashed into coping and posting on mongolian weaving boards. Speaks volumes about your intelligence.

>more

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>be 27
>dating a 19 year old
>I can literally do no wrong

this is elder god mode, just talking to her makes her face lights up and she values my opinion on everything. I'm seeing a 27 year old as well and she's just a mess

In his defence women prefer older men so it's actually more difficult to get an older gf

Speaking with a bourgeois thot

She wanted to dump that paragraph either way. Might have kept her with something like, "I just won the lottery." But nothing short of that.

met her at college
cope, I'm enjoying myself and so is she.

You guys don't even realize that wanting to fuck your mom isn't even your own desire. You've been conditioned by incest porn into it and given the chance you'd never really want to fuck your own mom, even if she was hot.

Why would you not spend a few hours going to that? Basically free sex and supporting abortion and reproductive rights of women save your ass incase she does get pregnant. You are the idiot here. Why are you even dating her if you hate women?

For those of you not familiar with iPhones, the green bubbles are the person that owns the phone. The grey bubbles are the person they’re texting with.

Literally disgusting. I'm 22 and have stopped going out with 19 year Olds because they are basically children. The fact that you do speaks volumes about your mental age

>not just being gay and finding a cute bf

Really fags?

Why would I want to cope about not dating used goods. I bet she's fat too, or THICC am I right? Don't even want to imagine the disgusting smell coming from her sweat when you lardasses hump each other.
Nothing will ever replace young, tight and smokingly slim body and pussy. Nothing. So the one who's coping here is you my friend.

This except I’m 24 and she’s 44
>tfw her marriage to the guy she’s cheating on is older than me

>this

Nigga you never heard of taking turns on movie night?

This is the most fedora ridden comment I've seen on this board in over a year. Congrats

*Teleports behind you to hand you your medal*

Literally JUST utterly ghosted a girl who's like this. Not worth the time, fellas

If you want me honest answer that is unrelated to your bait post. I’d say my 7 year long relationship with my high school sweetheart is at a bumpy place. I’m in my mid 20s and I’m getting so much better looking. Girls are looking at me and noticing me so much. Her on man the other hand, she’s not getting “prettier” and I know that sounds mean and I feel bad saying that. The sex isn’t as good as it use to be. I made a bumble account for 1 day just to see how I’d fair with matches and I got a shit ton of matches with girls and i then I realized I was crossing a line so I deleted the account, never talked to any of the girls, but i wonder what would happen if I did talk to the girls. Would I get pussy? Would I find a girl even better than the one I have now that I never even realized existed? I’ve only been with 1 girl and I feel stuck in this relationship. There’s a part of me that desperately wants to be set free and go have a bunch of relationships and casual flings and see where that leads me. But then sometimes I look back at my relationship and realize it’s a safe yet boring place. Idk. Any advice from anyone in a similuar situation?

Don't really understand you types. "Ehh, Marvel movies aren't for me. But enjoy it :)" how fucking hard is that

Shes been getting mad that I keep calling Arya the Quess of GoT.

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lol
I date girls as close as possible to legal consent age so 15-16. Guys are the one that shame sex, girls don't give a fuck and there's nothing wrong with that, regardless of age.

More like
*heavy panting and breathing as sweat drips down your face from THICC mommy hambeast"

she's 4'11, 105lbs
I used to fall for that "young and tight" meme, but just because they're young doesn't mean they're good user.

>gf asked if she would look better if she grew her hair out
>I let her know that I like it better short
>she actually decides on keeping it short because of that
My future boners are safe. Still feel for you, man.

>relationship
i'd never consider setting spawn into this clown wold, let alone meet up with a female specimen and pretend i care.

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the girl ive been seeing for the last month is cheating on her girlfriend with me

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>projects an entire story about what user's girlfriend must look like in order to feel better
>w-who's coping now
oh my christ

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Tale of Zatoichi is basically the MCU of ‘arthouse’

High schools relationships never last, and it's natural to feel stuck if your only experience so far is just 1 girl. You don't need a "safe place" when in your mid 20s. Someday you'll be old.

>basically children
confirmed aging spinster

Lol, that was top kek, the only thing you did wrong was picking a "depressed" girl

>i'd never consider setting spawn into this clown wold

You think you're big brained and yet you're a marionette doing exactly what they want you to. Congratulations you're a sucker.

I doubt you ever squeezed a young and tight, there is no meme. There's young tight pussy and there's loose used goods. I wouldn't be surprised if you feel much of anything in a condom even with her unloading her fat ass on top of you.

All mommies are fucking fat. It's a fact. Go outside for once.

aboslute based camarada

ending a 7yr relationship for some one-night stands? sounds like a bad idea, relationships are more than just fucking if you honestly get along with her it will be very hard to find someone similar.

Man, even 25+ year old women are children. The amount of mental and emotional issues are staggering, yet they try nothing to change themselves to actually solve anything.
>They expect you to read their goddamn mind.
Ticks me off more than anything.

7 year difference really ain't that much, and becomes less significant the older you both are.
Did your mom have you when she was seven?

>some phoneposting fag trying to tell me off
das judenproblem is unsolveable at this point and you know it, phony

>Look mommy, if I make fun of them on the internet it's okay that I settled for a lardass like you!

so? she's still right
if you're OP you ARE a pretentious windbag
and if you actually "stormed out" after not having your way, you're probably a low-test manlet soiboi as well

imagine losing your shit over watching a fucking capeshit movie, literal manchild tier

based and tedpilled

What the fuck did she want?
>I'm vaguely unhappy right now
>Tell me something to cheer me up but also potentially resolve an un-articulated existential crisis
>What I mean is tell me I'm pretty.
>No, don't tell me a joke
Haha what the fuck this dumb bitch

You dodged a machine gun.

>Spend all of primary and secondary school getting bullied and rejected
>grow up watching a ton of fucked up porn and hating people
>Get better at being less of a sperg at around 17
>Go to the gym, get a good haircut, better clothes, learn to act like a normie
>Basically sucessfully fake being a semi-chad at university
>Get girlfriends
>Years of porn abuse and anxiety left me unable to ejaculate when having actual sex, sometimes find it difficult to get going too
>tfw it's created issues in previous relationships and now the current one
>tfw quit porn but so far still can't do it.

I just had sex with my girl the other night and it went on for fucking hours, I couldn't finish and in general it wasn't good sex. The relationship has been going really well and now I feel like I've fucked it. We met yesterday and it was kind of weird, now today she's not talking to me.

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WM with AF here. She sometimes argues about me not wanting to talk to her enough and she's a little bit jealous if I see my female lads, but apart from that it's pretty sick. Asian girls go all in on relationships and it feels pretty good actually.

this
just fuck dudes, it’s clearly what they’re really looking for.

she looks like a boy

Imagine actually wanting to spend your life with a woman.

>tell me something meaningful

roastie translation
>tell me something makes ME feel GOOD, especially about MYSELF

>asked to be told something meaningful
>actually meant she wanted to be entertained with something meaningless
idk man, I wouldn't consider this a loss, she is retarded or something

This man speaks the truth.

Seeing people fight about girls on Yea Forums is always depressing and sad

women are awful. don’t even bother.

why didnt you listen

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>WM with AF here
>female lads

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shaddup queer

what the fuck did I (me) do wrong bros?

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you don't talk to your gf for mental stimulation dumbass

That’s your only relationship? You need to fucking leave it so you’re not in your 40s and regretting it. If you don’t do this now you’ll always look back and think “what if”. What’s the worst that could happen? Assuming you are as good looking as you say you are, the worst that could happen is you got a few years without finding a special girl to settle down with, you’ll still have thots to fuck and casual flings going on, the best case scenario is that you find an even better girl within the first year of your breakup. I know it seems scary to end something that you’ve known for years but you don’t realize what you’re missing out on and quite frankly, how do you even know what your type of girl is if you’ve only been with one?

Nice. I'm only dating a woman who is 4 years younger than me but it's the same. She sees me as God.

>tfw falling for another extremely mentally I'll girl again
Why the fuck do I keep doing this to myself?

>22
>Not a child
Yeah right, you're still just as retarded as a 16 year old, you just don't realize it.

I would wagie for a million years for a qt that’s completely insulated from the rest of the world

I'm 27, what age range for me pham?

You will never know if the grass is greener unless you go look. It might not be the right choice, but if you don't you'll probably just grow more discontent and resentful.

Anecdotal, but I dated a girl for 6 years after high school and ended it last summer. No regrets so far, but your mileage may vary. Godspeed user

Are you a woman by any chance?

Odds are you're not going to live your entire life with someone you met in highschool. People grow and they grow appart

How do I find a girl like this?

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women need to be entertained or they’ll “get bored” and decide to ruin your life for fun.
unironically would support a new holocaust, if it targeted only women.

17-40

because theyre easy and youre thinking with your dick

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1. stop watching porn
2. don't masturbate for a while
3. when you start masturbating, use your imagination or pics of exes

eventually your brain will be rewired to stock settings

but DO NOT WATCH PORN this cannot be overstated enough

She tells me how she wants it, asks me what I want, there's no bullshit, it's not "oh I'm shy do it for me", once women get older they outgrow that stuff. Like I said I'm enjoying myself, and I regret listening to this garbage website for so long about milfs and PTP memes, it took more effort but it is definitely worth it at this point. and her pussy is perfect tyvm

On the one hand I feel bad that I cant havr a gf and be a good supportive boyfriend
On the other hand women have religiously not wanted me, so fuck them

>27
>dating a 19years old
>feel guilty as fuck
How do I break up these fucking moral chains bros?

I just bully mine whenever she brings it up. She had gotten me to be more understanding of the trannies, tho. A sad and pathetic people.

I wish it were that simple, but I actually like her when she isn't being avoidant

>tfw apolitical gf

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Cringe

shut up cunt.
go be a passive aggressive whore somewhere else, I’m sure there are plenty of desperate retards who will white knight for the chance to smell your socks. but besides your moist holes, you’re worthless.

>tfw haven't had a relationship in 6 years

just fucking kill me

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>gf tried this once
>gets mad at me with no warning
>usually I know when I've upset her
>this time is bullshit
>put my foot down
>tell her shes given me no indication and I'm not allowing her to get mad at me because I didn't do shit wrong
>she tries to push back
>don't budge
And that was the last time she tried to shit test me

So you don't need to be entertained? Is that why you browse Yea Forums for a constant variety of threads at any given moment? Quit being an idiot.

I’m keeping my virginity and no one can make me lose it

tfw no gf and better off. my mind is to warped to have another person in my life

because you have underlying issues that you need to solve and since you wont youre gravitating to people like you even though you know theyre shitheads. fix yourself and dont rely on other mentally ill people to give you a facade of normalcy. also do not breed with her, because you will be trapped and eventually kill yourself when she goes sicko mode

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"Stormed out" can mean anything to an angry woman. He could have politely excused himself and given everyone hugs before he left for all we know.

i havent had a gf in 25 years

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just fuck men, that’s obviously what you’re interested in.

>There’s a part of me that desperately wants to be set free and go have a bunch of relationships and casual flings and see where that leads me.
Don't user. There's nothing on the other side, only unfulfilling, fleeting moments.

I've been in your place. You have 3 choices.
1. Break up, cut contact, cry it out, drink it out whatever you need and man up, REALLY man up to be a better man, date hot women, make a career. If she really loved you, she'll come back to you.
2. Talk with her about it. Don't be apologetic. Make specific wants and needs. This is very risky because you can become a swinger couple and bang a lot of hot women together, she can be your wingman. But the downside is she will gain the confidence to want to pull guys and it's one step from becoming bisexual with her or losing her.
3. Don't do anything. Look in the mirror and accept your fate. Accept and fold your cards for all your dreams, ambitions and wants and be satisfied and grateful every day for her love in your life and never go back to your old mentality ever again. This is what most people do, they come up with a story how it all just happened and they cope all their lives. It's not a bad life, especially if the girl really loves you, but in this world my man, a girl that you can implicitly stake your life on is almost non-existent so that's a decision you have to make yourself.

I took option #1. I was very lucky that my girl loved me very much and she let me go. I became half the man I wanted to and we're together now. She's completely open to bang other chicks and has told me multiple times that I give her things that she can never get from any other guy. That's a miracle in my book so don't take it for granted.

I had a girlfriend who was like that, real loud politically correct feminist type. However, when we debated things in private she would basically fold to me every time when I'd explain things, I basically shat on her and her friend's ideology and she'd go along with it.

Nice herpes on her lower lip

that’s a man with tits.

She should leave your gay ass.

It's so common, you'd be surprised. Almost every girl I talk to had their first "serious" relationship with an older guy around your age, usually she's 16-19. And every time it ends badly, (obviously what do you expect from older men that hang around teenagers), and you end up breaking their heart and fucking them up for the next few years as they regret it and try to forget about you by sleeping around often.
basically you're fucked either way, unless she's mature for her age which is unlikely. gl

What's your point?

It's easy and instant gratification. When she leaves you, it's gonna hit you hard. You won't be able to climb out of it until you learn how to pull by yourself.

You're not missing much. Modern women are shit and if you can pay for love than utilize the millions of girls giving it up for cheap on social media.

this but unironically

You're right, user. It's honestly just difficult to fix myself without any sort of support and the only people that I feel like I can open up to and receive understanding are similarly fucked up people

>BTFO girlfriend about 7 tines in casual political talk
>now refuses to talk about politics
Easy

I tried this once when i was 26 and she 19, actual pain in my fuking ass.

>short hair on a girl means your gay lmao
Short hair, wide hips is a patrician phenotype for femininity. Why don't you go fuck some long haired men and get back to me on how heterosexual that relationship is.

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did she peg you?

Sounds like an Ashley

>be with my now wife since i was 15 (now both 28)
>literally the love of my life, beautiful and we essentially shaped each others personality so extremely well suited
>just love her so much
>been addicted to porn from the age of about 12
>stumble on prostitute porn
>live in big city so wonder if there are hookers online
>theres absolutely shit loads of hookers on adultwork hookers even regularly tour my city
>try one one day at the age of 19 when my parents are out
>its one of the most thrilling things ever, and because i'm good looking the escort is over the moon so gives it her all
>as soon as i cum i get the fear and have a 3 month break down about potentially having HIV despite using a condom
>get tested 3 months down the line for everything. all clear
>go back to normal sex with gf and promise myself to never do it again
>her dad dies a few years later suddenly in an accident and she pushes everyone away including me (only for a few weeks but when you've spoken to someone daily for years it feels like forever)
>this sparks me fucking prostitutes again for whatever reason
>fuck like 6 in to weeks
>me and gf go back to normal and everything is happy ( but i still fuck hookers probably once a week)
>this goes on for years
>becomes stale so i start fucking porn star trannys
>this is becoming stale too and i've never been tested for about 5 years despite fucking about 200 hookers of various races and sexes
i'm extremely worried to say the least

true
but I get the feeling she was right on the mark in this instance

after all, who but an asspained manchild would relentlessly post this same thread on Yea Forums day after day after day, hoping to get some validation from user?

>we are all made up stars and we are all gonna make it.
I love it.

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good advice user

no you date young so there are less chances of her being a whore. less dicks=more committed to you.

So don't fuck them up?
Leave a girl better than you found her. Guys are so needy they force relationshit just to have sex and cling to it. It's pretty disgusting. Don't be that guy. Bang young chicks but don't commit unless you really feel a deep connection and know it's good for longterm.

I'm in one of those positions where I'be started seeing a girl, and am unsure why she seems to ignore me sometimes, but can't say anything or I'll come across like a pussy. What do, Yea Forums?

I know you're just baiting for replies, but goddamn what a stupid fucking post. Well done, honestly. (You)

Not good. Gf broke up with me but i wanted to date other chicks so I’m relieved. She was a mess and i couldn’t control her awful behavior.

>3/13/18
move on

kys degenerate

he based

Yea it might, but it's not the first time I've had to end things, besides I keep the constant state of mind that everytime she leaves it will be the last time I see her. Makes things easier when you practice self-reliance

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Maybe the "send nudes" part wasn't necessary, but you did pretty well.
She's a bitch, don't worry

yes because I can entertain myself. I can read a book or play a game or enjoy one of my many hobbies. women are incapable of doing this on their own and they expect men to do it for them. and if you don’t, then they’ll get “”””bored”””” and decide to do something manipulative or downright evil because it’s “better than being bored”

I bet you thought this was a really smart thing to say. typical small brain woman.

>The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.

You're disgusting

Based

>only 1 year old
Nigga I still miss some girl I dated 5 years ago, get on my level of sadness

lmfao

Where do i find a girl like this?

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Should have doubled down on the Tedpill. Maybe she would have learned something.

>7 year difference

wow it's nothing

You type like you're still 17

not related to your post but why is this "send nudes" memes so popular among young girls these days?
it's cool when a girl send you pics of her tits without asking but it would be better fucking with her.

"Yeah where's the nudes tho"

Be very cold and distant for a few days and then give her some affection. Basically put no emotional investment into any woman and they’ll be putty for you.

have no idea what the fuck any of you are posting about. I have never fucked a woman before

You sound like a fucking woman. Jesus Christ. Is she a good mother, partner? If she is, stick it out and make it work retard. Good partners are RARE these days. Everyone is retarded like you. "Oh I want some new exciting unknown dick!" Then after swinging around the coochie parade, you will be with used up sluts, and regret that you broke up a good stable relationship because you wanted to fuck another wet hole.

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My current relationship is on it's last legs but I met a new chick who is really into me. I'm just gonna bounce from one to other.

If you've only seriously dated one girl I think it's normal to want to experience other people. You really have no point of reference for other girls, so you don't really know what's out there

We are all immigrants, fren

Cry and ask her if she would abort your baby. That'd put her on the spot.

manchildren hobbies isn't self-entertainment
self-entertainment is when you're in the middle of a loud venue, when there's 3 girls and their 2 chode guy friends from work who have been in love with them for years but never made a move all pressuring you and you can still maintain a positive vibe and be the proactive member of the group

Might be because you save scary pics like that user!

the thing is, as a older man it's implied that it is not anything serious, but as a younger kid their inexperience will cause them to get attached quickly, and they will come to depend on you for a lot of things even without expressing it. Even if you just meet up and fucked once a week or so, they will naturally catch feelings for you that you probably are not willing to return, which will come as a shock to them most likely.

Twitter zoomer "culture"

To be fair the Zaitochi series is a pretty based and kino weeb shit

what is she talking about? whats her voice sound like? that's a female right? not a male?

You can find stupid girls everywhere user.
Though there are only a slim few who are absolute braindead cunts like that one.

how do i meet girls?

Sounds like you're one of those dudes that avoid serious discussions with cringey """jokes""" and shitty humor. You don't happen to be a ginger or overweight by any chance?

Dump her. This is literally the worst fucking behavior ever, and she was looking to trap you.

Unless the girl is mentally unstable from the get go I've never had psychodrama happen to me. Be direct and upfront on what you're about, when I was 27 I was upfront about dating multiple girls and I was never put on the spot or judged for it. Young healthy girls don't want psychodrama, they just want a good time.

>just support her killing babies bro, it's a good idea if you have to kill your own baby later
So this is the moral compass of the zoomer...

i like pictures like that

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dude just DON'T install tinder

I can’t even imagine the utter faggot that actually enjoys spending time with a women.

4:42
youtube.com/watch?v=nReq8I4aJVM

Depends on your age.

Psh, i wish. But no she was a cute tomboy, but at the same time a legit autist.

The only reason to share space with a woman who watches marvel movies is a lack of options and even then you're better off alone.

>you humiliated me

why is it always about them?

>talking to qt white girl on tinder
>some speck of intelligence, flirting with taste
>compliment her looks
>immediately turns into a nigger saying she "aint pretty she a bad bitch with tats not some dainty little ho and that girl in my pics is my twin sister ya feel me"
yea im sticking to 2D waifus thanks

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shouldve just asked for her sisters number

thanks for telling me how to entertain myself.
I’m sure making music or art is a manchild hobby, you absolute cuck piece of trash.

The absolute state of this board
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GO BACK TO reedditt

>start dating a girl
>she's clingy as fuck
>have no clue how to be polite about it
a fate worse than death

24, also I have actual autism so I have trouble reading social cues

>engage in meaningless hedonistic behaviour trust me you will be happy

You'll never be loved, nor know what love is. Absolutely shit advice.

Fuck you. I'm asking out a short haired uber qt I've been losing sleep over in about 2 hours and there's nothing you can do about it homo.

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she was being facetious and trying to be hard so i told her that she couldnt handle this dick and she gave me her snapchat. to which i didnt respond. im really over dumb cunts desu

I cut all contact with a girl 3 days ago because she thought Denzel Washington was cute she said "He has a lazy eye like you" but he dosen't and I'm not black.
>And Forest Whitaker was on screen at the time who DOES have one
>I do blame her for that trash movie she tried to make me watch
>Something about debates, was bad.

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She got upset because the industrial revolution comment was boomer-tier.

I hope you two get married and have kids and she gets bored one day and takes half of your shit and you never see your kids except for on holidays.

I make art, I'm not a moron.
The discussion was about self-entertainment in relation to hot women, in a venue noone cares you paint the best portraits in your village, it doesn't work like that.

>tfw too ugly for gf so I can’t have sex

I nearly had sex with a girl a few days ago. I had to get out of her room right away. I paced around like a sperg for a while after that

Jesus what the fuck is this thread, all of you need to fuck off

>while everyone else was actually trying to enjoy what was almost like a cutural phenomenon we were sitting there being miserable
Wow you guys sound so cool. How do I become like you?

I hope you have access to a lot of women because that's the most retarded shit to cut contact over with I've read all week.

boomers love the industrial revolution and its consequences

Based

That's not hard to find user

I don’t know what girls are like because I’ve only ever been with my wife. But I don’t know what anyone is like because I don’t have friends nor does she. I have no idea how normie world works, I just can’t stand other people besides her and she’s the same. So I guess we’ll be fine together

>have an acceptable average enough body/facial features to score a fuck buddy relatively easy, with luck/RNG permitting someone that's into me, of course
>literally all I do is go to work, come home, go to work, come home, repeat forever

I haven't fucked in over 8 years because of this. When I was in high school / college I would get sex on a semi frequent basis just because I was forced in to social interactions due to being at these social places. Ever since I got a job I have been full incel.
This is fucking terrible, bros. There's literally no way for me to get laid anymore. I have no friends so no random "hey user let's go to tonight!" and my coworkers and I have no real common interest so no friendships there. I have no interest in anything besides games/movies so going out to "the club" or "the bar" hold 0 interest for me

HELP ME BROS HOW DO I GET LAID NOW

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t. virgin
this is the chad only thread

Look at this little virgin! How cute! Hey everyone LOOK AND LAUGH AT THE LITTLE VIRGIN DWEEB!!!

it’s ok these people are probably just smarter is all

It's not so much social cues but that women play games. What worked for me at your age was just telling the bitch she seemed busy and to check in when she had some free time. It either made her wet or it gave her an excuse to bail.
>hur incel
Hate to say it but for every girl who spreads her legs there's a dozen who say no unless you're this guy.

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That is not herpes, it's just a dry lip in winter, you autist.

>girl asks me out
>too lazy to leave the house
JUST

I know what the discussion was about because I’m the person who was talking about it.
I don’t care what women think about anything. it’s literally the only benefit to being a fag. I don’t have to care what women think and I don’t have to entertain them or worry about pleasing them.

This but guys way uglier get laid daily.
Don't know how they do it.

How did an autist like even manage to find a wife? arranged marriage? anyway, that's some weird shit man, make some friends at least. How do you even make money? You have to talk to someone.

Yea Forums is dead, user. Just try to ignore it.

>gf wants me to rape her, either forcibly or with roofies
>worried i’ll damage her psyche
how do i stop being such a puss

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When did you stopped using your energy chasing girls that are not into you Yea Forums?
I did it a few years ago when I realized I was doing is feeding them with more attention.

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>What worked for me at your age was just telling the bitch she seemed busy and to check in when she had some free time
See that's the weird part. I've been doing stuff like that to give her an obvious out, and then she comes back not taking it. Like if she just told me she wants some time to herself I could understand

>I don’t care what women think
You're one step closer than anyone to fucking the hottest women on the planet.
>I don’t have to entertain them
Entertain yourself in a different, more proactive way and women will cling to you. That was my point.

>Girl wants to get raped
>Worried about damaging her psyche
She's damaged beyond repair already.

Post pics of ashley. She looks like she might be attractive.

i have literally never chased a girl

i have also never gotten a girl, so theres that

When I was a sophomore in college I broke up with a girl because she got a small tattoo on her ass. She went berserk, but I told her she knew I hated tattoos and a tattoo was obviously more important than me and that's totally fine. After a couple of months she got drunk and called me up crying saying she'd get it removed. Dunno if she did or not, but I had to talk her off the ledge a few times. Girl had some issues.

Have sex

We met online. My last job was grad school were I didn’t talk to anyone except my supervisor

>Combine white creativity with azn intelligence and you have the uberman
sorry, this only works with amwf relationships

Pooz are legitimately pathetic. Seriously, name a more pathetic race.

Then just hang out a bit. Calm down the texting or whatever, just get in touch when you want to do something.

>be 27
>appreciates and loves kinos by Kurosawa, Melville, Orson welles, earlier stuff by the Coens, and the like
>have normie girlfriend who likes disney movies, listens to theatre music and likes normie SNL, Fallon tier humor
>finewitththat.jpeg

Kek have sex guys

She won't She's cute. CUTE!
And she's Austrian. Austrians are loyal. Always.

Same, if you have to make an effort to win her attention then forget it.

So what do you do now? Does she make all the money?

did you not read the whole post? I just said I was gay. which is precisely why I don’t give a fuck about women.

You owned an iphone you fucking faggot

Honestly at this point I would settle for a prison gf. I have no standards but that’s not good enough.

Alright first things first user, you have to go outside

You must look handsome or have some bizarre and attractive quirk going on for you because no way in hell you're funny and this is some retarded shit my man.

This. My best friend is in that situation. Down side is she gets none of his jokes and they have almost nothing in common. But they are both lazy so it works.

>go to bar or similar
>get moderately drunk
>????
>profit
>if no profit repeat fro start

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many girls have rapey fantasies, maybe not at that level though

I had a cute Austrian exchange student gf back in high school, so I take it back. go out and get her, you have my blessing

Is there a bigger redflag than girls who spend too much time using things like instagram/snapchat?

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>22

You are a literal child

>gf wants me to rape her
if you fall for that trap you are actually a subhuman with 40 iq

I've read it.
How can you tell if you've never even tried it? Pulling a hot woman is the biggest natural chem cocktail you can get and you already have the means to it better than most guys on the planet. Aren't you even a little curious at least?

Based

based boomer

>owns an android phone
>is an incel
Checks out.

nope. inflated egos lead to inflated anxiety which leads to impossible standards. social media shatters womens psyches

I’m waiting for my green card to work, my grandma won the lottery so I have cash. My wife is still in grad school
Why does the normie get so flustered at people having different lives?

Thank you based highschooler.

kek, not him but I'd agree with that analysis

I used do a bit of that when I was younger. I hope you’ve found a dirty bitch. Now I’m 47 with a 30 yo wife. It was good but now is better. \blog

she just wants some action, adrenaline, mostly rough sex
it's normal for a lot of girls, but the "crazies" are the ones that actually beg for it

just be yourself, they come to you

dude you got an issue with arrogance likely brought on as a defence mechanism from feeling like you have a small ego. this might be due to prolonged neglect or loneliness brought on by things in your childhood. work it out. it wont take you very far in life

Based. Dumb poordroidcels

nothing. i laughed at your joke. wanna fuck?

Just curious as to how you support yourself when you’re such an autist shut-in.

is there a bigger redflag than a Yea Forums incel?

ive been myself for 2 and a half decades and no one has come

no, your grandma has cash

how many times have you been with her? I couldn't get hard the first time and I didn't cum till the 5? time. similar to you, I guess I was just nervous around her, but now I'm more relaxed and have no problems. Try talking to her about it, joke about it, make her want to get you off even, sex should be fun

Better than yours. If my bitch tried some shit like that I would dump her ass. Also you’re a pretentious bitch.

You fags aren't funny

>2/10 elbows too pointy

>bragging about having a gf with shit taste

Isn't it funny how sex is shamed when it's hush hush but then you see threads like these and you realize that all kinds of people fuck, for the craziest reasons in the craziest situations? That it's healthy and you shouldn't shame or be afraid of it.

That's a man, baby

You did nothing wrong bro, don't worry.

>incel
how did this meme became big here on Yea Forums? like who gives a fucking shit if some random user hates women.

Do be yourself, if they don't come then sorry its over.

You have to listen for the knocking at the door, women are weak, they can't knock very hard. Move your PC closer to the front door.

my fucking man 10/10

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I’ve had plenty of girlfriends since middle school (20 years ago).
I intentionally made myself gay about 5 years ago because women are awful and I got tired of dealing with them.
they are boring and worthless and I would rather force myself to fuck hairy man ass than ever even talk to another woman. it’s not worth it.

i've spent the last two years chasing a girl who was only interested in me for like 30 minutes, and finally got closure yesterday
having a crush fucking sucked

If you're a strong enough man and influence they just believe what you believe

Haven’t talked to my boyfriend in three days because he made acted like an actual child yet again and tried to start a fight with me for no reason. He called me a liar and accused me of making excuses to avoid spending time with him when in reality I do all I can to visit (we’re long distance) but this whole month has been packed with work so I haven’t seen him in a long time. He’s clingy and manipulative, but he’s the only man I’ve dated since high school so I don’t want to break it off because I still love him despite his flaws. I’m conflicted because the fights are so stupid and stressful, and it makes me think we might be better off as friends instead of lovers sometimes. That’s pretty much it.

Thank god at least he doesn’t watch game of thrones.

not really.

unless you're a recluse hermit who never leaves your room, chances are people will naturally gravitate towards you, and the least interest you show in them, and the least you "open up" and the least you try to get their attention, the more intrigued and interested THEY are going to be.

the problem with incels is that they are so desperate for attention that even the idea of not speaking to others at every single opportunity you get, sounds alien to you.

the more you chase others the more desperate you'll look, and the less respect you'll command.

>ex calls me a week ago
>talked about how her bf is poor and she’s miserable and she misses “stability”

I feel so bad for this dude.

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Keep up the good work, mods!