This is the face of someone who was brought up as a mercenary

this was so fucking bad and cheesy

>implying they weren't fed cock broth afterwards to cut costs

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KISS ME JON!!!!!! KISSSSMMEEEEEEEEE

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The entire season was cool scene ideas with absolutely nothing to fill them out.

This
Him being a eunuch, I can see him getting soft and doughy, but man this kid cannot act for shit. He's really impressively bad. Like, distractingly so every time he's on screen.

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Uh...literally just her walking and some CGI..brainlets gonna do what they do I guess.

Big yikes

This is basic as fuck. If you were actually impressed you need to an hero

>Grey worm is killing Lannister soldiers
>Johny boy get mads and walks straight to the queen
>As he arrives to the queen he is welcomed by Grey Worm
Bros, help me understand. Did Grey Worm kill Lannister soldiers and then run all they way back using side roads just to flex on Johnny? Are there two Worms? Did Johnny say he was going to queen and then got lost?

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His chin also disappeared this season
Trully living up to the name GrAY Worm

I don't feel so good

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pleb

name another moment from this episode that was more kino. you can't

they are given degrading names in childhood as part of their conditioning

that was the norm irl before anti-bullying turned everyone into sissies and fags

No testosterone, he's gonna get fat and pudgy and eat a lot of ice cream and watch romcoms

>Jon has confrontation with Grey Worm over prisoners
>Jon says he's going to see Dany and marches off while Grey Worm is busy executing prisoners
>when Jon finally gets to Dany we see Grey Worm standing next to her
Can someone please explain?

/our guy/ (3rd from the left)

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Wouldn’t having zero testosterone in your body from childhood result in pretty bad fighters? Even women have some.

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John has never been to kingslanding so he got lost.

teleports behind her

d&d magic

S Y M B O L I S M

>pretty bad fighters?
they wouldn't be strong but they've had all the life beaten out of them which is why arab slavers castrated their black slaves. discipline and loyalty = good soldier

drogon in the ash was better

Brienne writing Jaime's deeds

>this is the face of someone who was brought up as a mercenary
Well yeah, he's a no-dick bitchboy. Without balls his testosterone levels aren't going to be any better than a woman's. They're going to be extremely weak and underdeveloped in reality and have trouble just marching and carrying their gear, let alone going up against an adult male in combat.
Combine that with the fact that the unsullied also drink nightshade to kill off their nerves and make them feel no pain (in reality, this would actually kill all their nerves and paralyze them).... well, they'd basically be the least suitable candidates for soldiers imaginable and would get curb stomped by anyone capable of holding a spear.

Chin Slider

the slavers mostly used them to scare off dothraki, as long as they dont flee when being charged at they're top tier for essos

am I supposed to know what this is?

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It’s an island filled with poisonous butterflies whose toxins kill everyone who isn’t native

So in other words, its manlets (development during puberty requires test) in queer leather outfits, using outdated tactics, wooden weapons, whose motivations are
□children
□pussy
□race
[×]getting beat up by people across the entire planet that are dead 2 decades ago

How the FUCK would that be a threat to anyone? Knights of the vale could solo those ken dolls.

Now that you mention it. Where the fuck have knights of the Vale been for the last season? I dont remember any none dothraki savage cavalry. Did they fuck off after the goblin killed the Lord protector of the Vale?

I turned my brain off and this still offended me.

>The entire season was cool scene ideas with absolutely nothing to fill them out.
This is how every big budget show and movie is now. Just a collection of set pieces and action sequences tied together with the thinnest of bullshit. It's like they write them by brainstorming cool imagery and then try to make up a story afterwards.

his sundae was born there

Knights of the vale kind of forgot about their obligations this season

>skinny
The dude's thicc af

So they just fuck off and die? Lol

God you guys are such fucking normalfags
>SHE GOT WINGS LIKE DRAGON!!!!!

He stole Euron's teleportation technology

>Knights of the vale could solo those ken dolls.
yeah plate armour isn't used in Essos, the unsullied are basically a phalanx against uncoordinated hoards, just holding your battle line and sticking your spear in the ground will fend off most dothraki/bandits

For me,this scene symbolizes Jon suddenly facing his real ancestry,when Sam told him he's a targ,out of nowhere,and the fact that no matter how much he wants to hide it,and just be viewed as a stark/a bastard,he will always be a targ.

Brienne writing in the book of brothers. Tyrion freeing Jaime.

Basically. The Unsullied are just a show army that's meant to look and sound impressive, despite the fact that they're actually woefully incompetent in combat.

How the fuck does getting stabbed in the heart make your nose bleed.

Either burst blood vessels from the body spasming or if the wound goes into the lungs too blood going back up the airways. It happens IRL, but not everytime like on screen where it is done with every death for dramatic effect.

Getting stabbed in the heart means you got stabbed through your lung. Your lung fills up with blood and your body undergoes a drowning reaction and you try to cough it up. Your nose is connected to your windpipe, you know?

>the wall is magically restored
did mexico pay for it?

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Not killing off the incel chief was the biggest error

fan service for book fags or set up for a spin off

>Tyrion freeing Jaime.
>this episode

>Brienne writing in the book of brothers.
lame as fuck

Dabid literally said something to this effect on a commentary, something like 'we wanted this shot so we had to figure out what to write to get there'

>lame as fuck

Wow, really blew him out of the water with that one. Compelling argument.

only the far end got collapsed near Eastwatch.

>dyke sitting in her clunky decorative armor, writing some shit
there was barely any emotion there. the idea was cool, the execution was shit.

Tyrion and Jamie scene from previous episode was a million times better. bianne scene this episode wasn't even good compared to the other shit scenes in this episode.

also you made no argument.

>how am I supposed to know what Isle of Naath is?
Worm and Missandei talked about going there.
>where were the Knights of the Vale all season?
They were at the battle of Winterfell.
>why is the Wall up hyuk hyuk
Why wouldn't it be? Only the small portion of it at Eastwatch was destroyed.

Not to defend the retardation of season 8 but a lot of these questions could be answered by you guys not being turbo-brainlets and at least paying just a little bit of attention.

>small

he has no dick either

Jaime got somewhat of a happy ending and redemption. Most of his good deeds were listed, he got his page filled and he will be remembered as an honorable hero who died doing his duty. Jaime's boyhood dream was to be just like Arthur Dayne, in the end he will be remembered throughout history for having gotten pretty damn close.

This is much more compelling and interesting as a scene than "Dany has black dragon wings symbolizing her evil unstoppable power". Was basically an OC tumblr character bio picture.

>someone mentioned a shitty name in an irrelevant conversation between irrelevant characters some time ago so you must know it from memory and know what it is

>biranne wrote a biased story about the man who fucked he
>this is supposed to be an emotional and significant scene
lmao

>They were at the battle of Winterfell.
Where? The only cavalry there was dothraki who got BTFO. And where are they now? Why is this silver old faggot there? Why isnt Robin killing Sansa for Killing his beloved Uncle and Lord protector of Vale? In fact why is Yohn Roice even alive after his betrayal of Robins only living close family member?

Wow, how can I keep up with these great counter-points. Now it's your turn. Explain to me how the meme wing scene was better.

>Teleports in front of you

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>not a single argument or point to make
kek, briannefags are pathetic

it's right here friend Now it's your turn. What made the dragon wing scene better?

>she lied about his life
>this is good because.....?
>the scene didn't show anything significant other than someone writing something for a few seconds
>this is kino

>lied about his life
Where? Also, still waiting to here what's so great about the dragon wings. Why do you continue to dodge this question?

>you try to cough it up
She doesn't. A small trickle of blood starts coming out from her mouth and nose as she's still breathing, and she's laying on the floor.

>waiting to here

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Go on then, give me one last meme reply so you can make yourself feel like you won the internet argument.

hey brainlet, I don't care about the dragon scene, I'm not the guy who posted it. I'm saying the FACT that the brianne scene was literally shit.

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>Anonymous 05/20/19(Mon)18:27:20 No.1151992
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Who is brianne?

a more fitting name for the dyke

Which dyke?

>biranne wrote a biased story
so are all the records, the Knights Commander writes them, including his own page

>>she lied about his life
no she didn't
>>the scene didn't show anything significant other than someone writing something for a few seconds
Jaime's whole redemption arc was growing up and being the man he needed to be(to reference his father in S02), it mirrors his scene looking at his empty page after losing his hand and losing Joffery

Why the seven hells did they not dueL????
Gods this is top tier retardation

>no she didn't
denial of fact.

STOP THINKING

GRIFIIIIITH!

Yeah this would be much better, Grey Worm doesn't deserve to make it out and it would cull about 5-10 minutes of pointless negotiation and filler with him, just have him confront Jon on the way to kill Dany.

*unzips dick*
Man, gonna fap hard to a loop of her dying
Would have prefered strangling/garroting like with Shae though

>cutting the testosterone sacks off your elite warriors
what did GRRM "Im a fat trucking hack" Martin mean by that ?

They left the balls,m just snipped the dicks. All the testosterone with no distraction.

>All the testosterone
it doesn't show on them. they look low-test as fuck. with their stick figure arms.

then state the lie

slavers bay is the arab slave trade around the red sea

They aren't supposed to be elite warriors. Just very good in formation and follow orders and tactics to the letter. Where other sellswords shit themselves, the Unsullied don't. Bobby B would have probably moped the floor with them if he was alive when they showed up. Bobby B only feared/respected the Dothraki.

that's not how it works Lmao

woah
they will study this for generations

>Water bottle behind sam's leg
Kek

jesus christ

her reign lasted for 1 hour

is this the ultimate test of IQ? if this impressed you, you're legally braindead

This is confirmed in the books desu. The dothraki salesman said they won't win man-to-man against a westerosi knight

Jon got lost or jerked off in some alleyway before going to Red Keep

The scenes are not connected in any way, the writers literally cannot storyboard

He's going to be dead in a year from poisonous Naath butterflies.

good thing there are no more westerosi knights because they all died and only grey worm has a healthy, standing army at the ready

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH DROGON SAVE ME

why are they all going beyond the wall anyway

i thought every cunt wanted to go through the wall to escape the inhospitable north

Greyworm isn't the smartest guy

they wanted to escape the night king - now that he is dead it's implied the summer will return to the north and shit like in the children of the forest flashback or whatever, that's why there was grass growing in the last scene beyond the wall

little nigger jimmy norton

yeah

I said in another thread that he looks like a eunuch, so it's kind of believable that even if he is a mercenary he's gonna have a small chin, because he didn't get the testosterone he needed as a child/teen.

>"A-AM I KINO YET GUISE?"

Maybe be just took a jog

Oh for fucks sake.

I was really hoping we'd get to see Jon kill this guy.

Height has nothing to do with testosterone levels. Greatest fighters are manlets.

SUBTLE
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Not a hard shot to do when the dragon is CGI so they can pose it however they want to match Dany.

No manlet could beat an equally trained man.

NOOT NOOT!

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yeah except for all the webms here that show manlets in streetfights rekking lankmores and the countless, unlimited amount of UFC videos showing shorter guys wnning

yeah.. eh heh, us lankmores are superior

>yeah except for all these webms of men that aren't equally trained
I suppose it's probably hard to read the screen without your booster seat.

>lankmoreknockedoutinufc.webm
>lankmoretapsout.gif
>lankmorechokedoutinufc.mp4

this triggers the lankmore

lmao stay mad manlet

EUROVISION YAAAAASSS

GRRM stated that the main influence was the roman slavers so why would you lie