"Uhhhhh fukinnnn... Uh give it to bran?"

"Uhhhhh fukinnnn... Uh give it to bran?"

>who the fuck is bran

"the fucking cripple kid who says one sentence every 48 hours"

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Based

"bran the broken" is a shite name

Bran the brickie

Bran the rider on wheels

Bran the comfy

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Wheels McGee and his yass queen three

Bran with the rape fetish

>"I can see all, the past and present. But do you know what I saw of the Dothraki? I saw not one moment of a spark of intelligence or culture. They exist only to pillage and rape those who actually produce value for the world. Based on their behaviour and lack of genetic purity... it would be perverse to suggest that they were even humans. Would it not, dare I say it, be better to wipe this virus from existence? Should we not use the ash that once blanketed this city as our inspiration?"
Whoa, why did Bran say this on his first day of being King?

There's so many different cooler nicknames names you could name Bran

>Bran the Sojourner
>Bran the Wise
>Bran the Mystic
>Bran the Voyeur
>Hot Wheels

>nicknames without alliteration

Yikes

Bran the Voyeur

How did Sansa know he can't have kids?
Bit rude to diss her brother like that infront of all the Lord's
Did Sansa check his penis already?


Imagine if you sister said that

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Bran the bonerless

A paraplegic wouldn't be able to with their level of technology. The only way would be to make a test tube baby or something with his semen

How do you know he can't get hard anymore?

They have milk of the poppy what if they have grass of the erection or something

Branaplegic
Brandicapable
Wheelchair Bramp
Professor B

He still wouldnt have any feeling in his cock so how would he ejaculate? No matter how much you jerked it or played with it it would never feel good

finger in the bum

get sansa to tickle his prostate

I remember going to school with a kid in Bran's situation who was crippled in a car accident and he said he still got boners and they'd take forever to go away because he had no way to reverse the bloodflow. He could get it going fine in his head, but he couldn't switch it off easily because it was all senseless down there.

I don't know if he'd still nut with being paralyzed, but he'd probably lay some major pipe on frogfu.

>tfw your weiner is broken but you are still getting blue balls so your sis has to come give you the ol' handy dandy

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Bran the Rape

An orgasm is a full body experience though, you don't only feel it in your dick.
Well maybe cutfags do but my parents protected me from the Jew so I wouldn't know.

Bran the breaker of wheels

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Bran could still make cummies

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