As Bronn is now master of coin. What was his tax policy?

I remember when tyrion was master of coin and bronn couldn't comprehend paying back a loan.

acquire brothels
discard farms

18% of the realm's whores are to be sent to him, annually.

A BJ from your wife for every house you own

>make an anointed knight (now lord) with significant land holdings and experience of civic control in kings landing master of coin
It’s not really that shocking that Tyrion is going to fill the council with his buddies
Bran doesn’t care he’s too busy watching rape porn

Borrow and don't pay back

>I remember when tyrion was master of coin and bronn couldn't comprehend paying back a loan.
at least they won't get further in debt then

Legalised rape and subsidised brothels

Brans kingdom sounds BASED

Brothels are tax-exempt as long as the Master of Coin gets the best whores for free when he visits.

reminder: in the books, Tyrion specifically taxed the brothels - 1 penny per john per visit.

'giving the Imp a penny' quickly became a euphemism for visiting a whore

Retards. Bronn couldnt comprehend himself paying back a loan, he can comprehend others doing so.

Retards

Someone had to take on iron bank

What happens when bronn doesn't pay back the loans from the Iron Bank?

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>his buddies
Wat?
Didn't he only let Tyrion live because smth smth Highgarden?

>illiterate cutthroat
>lord of paramount of the Reach
>master of coin
what could go wrong?

What would happen if Bronn just told the Iron Bank to go fuck itself?

>random illiterate scumbag gets Highgarden and a seat on the Small Council because he's a named main character
CRASHING THIS CONTINENT

>build brothels
>sexy poor people come to work in them
>profit
he's a genius

>Davos Seaworth is master of ships
>Davos seaworth was still Stannis’s fucking Kings Hand even though he was illiterate
I’ll admit that the way bronn becomes master of coin is silly given that he doesn’t have specific experience with money
But bronn becoming a powerful lord isn’t really that out of character for the series

have sex

fuck you pay me.

Brans Master of War
get the faggot highborns out and get sum fookin legends in

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Expenditure on Whores is Deductible

They send some elephants who stampede themselves to death because lol

>yfw Bron makes a rule that forces incels to lose virginity early on

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Taxable sum - whatever you happen to have on you when the tax man comes around

Penalties - death, always

Stannis didn’t really have many options tbf

Most of his bannermen before Blackwater were turncoats who only came to him after Renly died, so no trust there.

Of The few lords he had that were loyal, Davos was the most diplomatic and level headed. Half of his loyal lords were Rhllor fanatics who thought burning everything was the solution

Master of Coin's job is to keep the Iron Bank off the realms' back.

Bronn will do this job well

> Tell me more about your brothel-based economy

>illiterate
Bronn can read.

well, you saw the last episode, so you are quite aware of his fiscal policies: brothels, brothels, brothels

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Bronn will shoot them with the crossbow if they will try to get it back.

Was Bronn a popular character? Why did D&D give him a happy ending out of nowhere

Bronn since Blackwater bay did as much as Tormund. They could've easily written him off as they did with Edmure

normies like immortal smartasses

Modern Monetary theory

Bronn was not supposed to have this much screentime but since he was so popular ((they)) told D&D to insert him into plot lines or as a replacemeny from the people they cut out from the books.

Regulating equity swaps and heartbeat trades using mutual funds to dodge taxes.

Do you even watch the show? They raided the tyrells and highgarden last season amd stole all their wealth to pay off the loans and hire golden jobbers.

Extorting the entire Lannister family for years and being fucked over by the little jew over and over again must've taught him a thing or two.

They still meant most of the series being bros

>hire Golden Company
>Golden Company all die, no need to pay them
>flawless victory, cunning tactical acumen
As long as the Company didn't ask for at least a good chunk of their payment up front, but knowing GoT, I doubt they did.

I'm pretty sure his stewardship stat is pretty low, so the peasants will fuck him over in a few years.

At the very least he's shrewd, ambitious and greedy. Although also arbitrary. Big think.

So there's literally no other lords in the Reach left? There must be some other houses that hold some power. Did they just accepted some rando as their superior?

Lower taxes for wine and brothels.

>illiterate
Bronn is illiterate in the books but in season 2 he reads something on the cover of a book Tyrion has
And even if he was illiterate he could learn
Davos was completely illiterate when Stannis made him hand
Also if they’re electing their kings now and lowborn Davos was already being given important shit to do it’s not that weird that bronn has the same

>season 3 scene outright states Bronn barely understands the concept of moneylending
>season 8 has him become Master of Coin
Why not crown Hot Pie as King while they're at it?

Of every 2 coins collected 1 goes to Tyrion's pocket and the other goes go Bron's. For this Bron collects a 24% fee effectively bankrupting the realm. For fucks sake the master of coin should have been Davos, he already contacted the iron bank with Stannis

>implying the MoC does jack shit

Tyrion will ensure some bureaucrat does all the actual work, which is how Finance ministries work irl

Not paying back the Iron Bank. If the IB tries to destabilize the regime un respons Bran will warg into Drogon and burn Braavos.

he literally made himself a billionaire in few years.

It's a joke referring to how Bronn made fun of Tyrion when he was Master of Coin.

I think he understands (((moneylending))) better than anyone, which is why he's the best for the job.
Like, seriously, what the fuck is the Iron Bank gonna do? There's nobody left in Westeros they could turn to instead, and nobody in Essos gives two shits about Westeros. Oh, and the biggest, best known merc company in the world got completely crushed as well. They can seethe all day long, they aren't going to get their money back.