Tyrion. Come here. I’ve shit myself again and I need you to clean it up.
Tyrion. Come here. I’ve shit myself again and I need you to clean it up
Jace Cook
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Thomas Adams
I find this incredibly ablest and offensive.
Adrian Martin
Based and redpilled
Gabriel Bell
When you named me to be your Hand, I wasn't expecting to hold your shit in my hand.
Oliver Butler
>"When I was told I'd be the King'd Hand, being the hand that wipes you isn't what I had in mind!"
>Seinfeild theme plays
Samuel Russell
>Tyrion, I wish to break my nofap streak
Jeremiah Taylor
David Peterson
Aiden Watson
>I am supposed to be your Hand, not your handjob.
Jaxson Jones
>I bet you didn’t expect this when I said you’d be cleaning up after mistakes for the rest of your life. Eh Tyrion?
Carson Taylor
Could be a commode chair and he has his bare ass in a hole in the seat all the time, with a trail of shit and piss wherever he goes
John White
If somebody secretly sodomized him, would he feel it?
Hudson Sanders
>"i can't feel it, but i can see you. I can see you lying under my chair, bumming me. And it's beautiful"
Gabriel Reyes
best thread on Yea Forums currently
Dominic Brown
>a trail of shit and piss wherever he goes
You mean the season 8 scripts?
Ayden Bailey
>Begin the damned tournament before I urinate in my chair once again.
Chase Brown
HEH WHEN YOU SAID HAND I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE WIPING UR ASS HAHA
Brody Price
Lol
Isaac Davis
upvoted
Xavier Powell
>Tyrion I dreamt about the rape, my underwear feels sticky again
Zachary Robinson
>sansa why do summer islanders commit 90% of the kingdoms violent crimes?
Chase Howard
When Sansa said that Bran couldn't father children I got a little confused. Paralyzed people can still get an erection and ejaculate as far as I know.
Carson Gray
"The King shits and the Hand wipes." - Jamie Lannister
Levi Collins
Its sad when you think that hes actually forced to wear diapers and have someone change him everyday
Ryan Roberts
Zachary Ortiz
clever post
Andrew Long
TYRION YOU WILL MARRY MY COLON
Angel White
HA!
Joshua Walker
>Tyrion, you are the Hand of the King. Therefore, you must use your hands to wipe the excrement from my hairy asshole"
What did D&D mean by this?
Josiah Robinson
"Tyrion, you're a funny man, are you not?"
"...Yes, my king?"
"And one might say, you take the piss?"
"...My king..."
"Tyrion, express my bladder."
"My... king?"
"A golden shower for the golden haired usurpers."
Ian Lee
Quality thread
Jace Rogers
depends on the type of paralysis
Eli James
This could probably happen in the books
Ethan Clark
>Hand of the king
Wipes it using his left kek
Isaiah Hernandez
CLEAN IT UP JANNY, YOUR KING COMMANDS IT
Connor Jackson
Lmao
Christian Bell
Does Tyrion do it for free?
Samuel Kelly
>tyrion looks at the screen
>"not again!"
>canned audience laughter
Isaac Thomas
>Lord Tyrion...
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAPT*
>Oh I've done it again, what am I like
>*BRAAAAAPLPLPLPLPT*
>It's all over my chair, lord Tyrion!
>BRAPLLTLPLT*
>I bet you didn't see this coming when I selected you as my hand... But I did.
Parker Evans
>Lord Tyrion fetch the other chair... and maybe a new pair of socks.
Jason Watson
>And your other hand...
Justin Jenkins
Based & redpilled
Hudson Smith
KEK, nice.