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previous Fun question before I fuck off for the night
>if you were Satan, and the two kikes D&D die and are sent to you, how would you punish them?

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Someone post the badly drawn Aargh/I warned you not to trust me, so i can remove the white background and put itnon this page so it looks like Brienne is drawning it

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actual kino

WHY DIDN'T SAM GO BACK TO THE WALL? HIS WATCH HAS NOT ENDED. HE WAS NOT RELIEVED FROM HIS OATH. HE DID NOT DIE. WHY IS HE SUDDENLY ALLOWED TO BE KINGS COUNCIL?

If only tonight we could sleep
In a bed made of flowers
If only tonight we could fall
In a deathless spell

If only tonight we could slide
Into deep black water
And breathe
And breathe...

Then an angel would come
With burning eyes like stars
And bury us deep
In his velvet arms

And the rain would cry
As our faces slipped away
And the rain would cry

Don't let it end...

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Elective monarchy leads to the decay of the realm as various factions are formed undermining peace and safety. Trust me on this.

John Snows is meany

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Based and CK2pilled

ok

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Drogon is carrying her back to Meereen and she will get resurrected!

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Did Bran really just let the entire Unsullied army sail to their deaths?

It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it. Have sex

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*COUGH*

CHECKEM

*WHEEZES*

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>Baratheons are back
>Starks are back and rule TWO kingdoms
>Arryns survived
>RADmure reclaim Riverrun for the Tullys, almost become king

>Targaryens extincts
>Tyrells extincts, fucking Bronn now rules Highgarden
>Martells probably extincts, based anonymous new Prince of Dorne rules Sunspear
>Lannisters severely weakened and bankrupt

Post yfw you realized that Bobby B and Stannis team houses are alive and well, while Targaryenfags and usurperfags are in ruin

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He's the grand maester. The Night's Watch answers to the crown, and King Brandon The Broken decreed it so

This is the end for us at last, /got/.

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so why didnt the westerosi just wait till greyworm fucked off then let jon back in?
If the north is independent now why cant they take jon in?
why is there a night's watch anyway?

Everything has already been tried so there was some hapless country that tried it so others don't have to.

>how would you punish them?
By giving them a Star Wars trilogy to write and direct. They have full control.

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D&D are based OP

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this was kino

So what are you other Dany posters going to do now? I'm sailing for Yea Forums to pick up more yandere waifus to fill the hole in my heart.

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DANY AYUWOKI DANY AYUWOKI
AYOWOOKI DANY

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>minutes of scenes with no dialogue
>dany killing everyone in king’s landing for zero reason
>dany not having guards near her or letting Jon have his weapons near her
>drogon not burning Jon to a crisp
>drogon flying off
>bran being kin
>Sansa becoming queen in the north
>bronn being lord of high garden (apparently NOBODY LIVES THERE ANYMORE according to Davos)
>Arya becoming a pirate
>Dothraki and unsullied just fuck off to Essos
>SIX kingdoms, even though she is FUCKING YARA IS QUEEN OF THE IRON ISLANDS (should be five)

David benioff is a crazy person

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I nearly shat myself from laughing when I saw Sam's A Song of Ice..., The memes were correct.
I don't belive it.

HOLY SHIT MUMMY MILKERS

>mfw the dothraki were defeated on an open field
>mfw my roastie whore of a wife and her incest brother, along with her bastard children are dead
>mfw when the WHHOOOORREEEEEE is no longer pregnant
>mfw my bastard son outlives nearly everyone else

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CHOOSE THE BEST HOUSE

>HOUSE SNOW
HAS GIANT WOLFS
KNOW WINTER IS COMING

>HOUSE DROGON
HAS DRAGONS
SICK BLONDE HAIR

>HOUSE UNSULLIED
BEST WARRIORS IN THE WORLD

>HOUSE IRONBORN
BEST PIRATES
FUCK QUEENS

>HOUSE DORNE
DORNE MARTEL IS LIKE A BASED PAKI NINJA

>HOUSE MOUNTAIN
CAN CRUSH HEADS WITH A SINGLE HAND

>HOUSE HIGHGARDEN
MOST INTELLIGENT AND HAS FIT BIRDS

We all know who is the real Satan in GoT's universe

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What were her accomplishments and ruling qualities again? I forget

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>be king
>have army of vengeful eunuchs with questionable loyalty to mange and/or kill
>they volounteer to go and mass die of AIDS
Yes, yes he did.

now it truely begins /got/

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Lads... she never even got to sit on the throne.

the world collapsed, no one cares about that gay shit anymore

they filmed her flying back to westeros and burning the cripple and all his family, just run out of time to fit it in the episode

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You'll need another Hodor dawg

GOT was a mistake

>implying anyone else will ever be king
Last three eyed raven was over thousand years old.

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HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?

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Reminder the conflict for the throne takes place before the white walker conflict in the books. There is a civil war between Dany and Young Griff to which Young Griff loses. There is a second dance of dragons between Jon ( the greens ) and Dany ( the blacks ) to which Jon wins. As king he establishes a magna carta ( the foundation of human rights to come ). During his war with Dany he raises the Kings of Winter with the Horn of Winter. The conflict between the white walkers takes place. Jaime is legitimised as a Targaryen to which he obviously is.

The conflict between Stark, Lannister, Targaryen ends with the political marriage between Jaime and Sansa. Similar to the wars of the roses wedding between Lancasters and Yorks which established the Tudor Dynasty.

Prior to the union Jon has to become the next Night King and move the forces of the dead back beyond the wall after the scouring of westeros.

Screen cap this.

I'm a little bit upset that she didn't sit down on it even for a moment. but her leaving an ass-print in the snow would have just been undignified

You know that D&D knew that anyone would watch season 8, no matter how bad it is, that's why they just swindled all the money from the budget they could. The intro was the same in every episode - in other seasons it was different in each episode. The starbucks coffee cup and the plastic bottle of water means they didn't inspect their takes and only filmed a few takes per scene. The animation quality overall was way worse. They moved King's Landing inland, so they can save money by not filming it in Dubrovnik, but who knows where, it was somewhere cheap for sure.

Just a bit on the nose there

If this is true, then why didn't D&D write one?

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What Nights Watch? Everybody's dead. There are no wildlings anymore to keep out. The wall has a huge hole in it. Nothing makes sense.

How kino will the bar reaction be to Dany getting shanked like a prison bitch?

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I wish she would sit on my dick

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shittiest episode of the shittiest season

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they closed the sticky

that's the true end of game of thrones

in a few hours /got/ will be banned and then it will never be discussed ever again

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Ned Stark seed.

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^ this video

>caring about dickless mutts that know nothing but war

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>The intro was the same in every episode

Untrue. Rewatch it and notice all the gears and shit breaking post-NK because Winterfell is fucked

Jon will never vie for the throne.

>Truly it was a Game of Thrones
Really?

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based kikes

Seriously FUCK THE STICKY

>Ramsay = master fighter and strategic genius
>Jizzes in her thousands of times
>She absorbs his abilities through microchimerism

That was the most anticlimactic shit I've ever seen in my life. BRAVO DABID

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Emilia made me feel bad for a genocidal maniac with that scene, yeah, the death of prisioners is more important that her retarded child story, but at the same time she looked so.happy finally archiving what she dreamed for years, let her have a moment of joy......BEFORE STABING HER IN THE WOMB

HUNGsullied

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Other people all agreed she was smart.

Where do we move, lads?

My psycho queen can't be this cute

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Why did they change how Danny pronounces Dracarys in later seasons compared to earlier seasons?

Why are the costumes so fucking drab.

Wy piipo?

>go home pup, and tell the bitch, your mother, that the lord of storms end is not a dog she can whistle up
Fucking based, is there a house as based as the Baratheons?

>Make an entirely new intro to showcase how central the army of the dead is
>Kill off all of them in ep3

The show went to hell sometime during season five, this image is shit.

Why did D&D kill something this cute?

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>be king
>letting a loose, emotionless killing machines roam free in your realm

no shit

Arya: So I'm gonna go west of westeros for no reason, because my passion is exploration now for some reason, bye.

That was one of the better parts of the shit-show that was this episode. She only gets to touch the throne for a mere moment, but never gets to sit on it. That single moment is, dare I say it, well written. Then Jon walks in and it's ruined.

at least a fitting obsession with chicken for the hound

Why did Littlefinger suddenly develop an impenetrable Irish accent later on?

Don't worry about it

I'd let her tame my dragon, if you know what I mean.

Can't wait for next's season of Game of Tyrones

/trash/
or just wait until the prequel begins

Don't worry guys, the prequels will be coming out soon :)

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Why didnt the writers just finish it off after 10 seasons with 10 episodes each? They are to lazy, like how hard is it to write the story, you can see everyone working on GoT is trying their best from acting, costume and gfx, just the writers with the easiest job didn't want to finish it because they are too lazy and wanted to work on Star Wars instead. How exactly is that better for the writers because now they screwed over themselves with fucking up the show and everyone knows it now and now everyone doesn't even want to see their shit version of Star Wars. This is really just an insult to the fans and everyone else working on GoT. The writers are treating us like retards and I take it as a personal insult to me and all the loyal fans.

It's called Game of Thrones, not World of Warcraft. the show was never about the white walkers, they were just a distraction

they could have had her begging, scared, crying for her mom and dad
instead they gave us this

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>be known for honor and keeping hour word
> find loophole to get out of Watch vows
>finally break by killing the woman you pledged yourself to
>say fuck it to the new oaths uou swear to the Watch and leave
What did D&D mean by this?

And George better kill himself over this shit ending

>S5-7 was good
Fucking kys already.

Jaime is kingsguard. He can't marry.

>seven seasons
>quality
Whoever made this is retarded. The show had been shit since season 5, and season 7 was equally as bad as season 8. I'm amazed that there are people who are only realizing that the writing is shit only in the past 3 weeks.

What unites people?
Armies?
Gold?
Flags?
Rape.
There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good rape.
Nothing can stop it.
No enemy can defeat it.
Who is a better rape enthusiast than Bran the Broken?

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GUY PEARCE GETS TO BE IN MEMENTO AND THEN PUT HIS DICK IN THIS

LIFE
ISN'T
FAIR

>believing that s5, s6 and s7 were good
go back to r/freefolk

heres a little game for /got/ posters. go watch game of thrones all the way from season one, knowing how the series will end. make pointers when "important" plot things happen THAT ACTUALLY DO NOT MATTER regarding the end of the series. add alcohol game to side of it. report back when done.

N
O
H

So Jon came back to life for the devine purpose of shanking Dany?

Now that the dust had settled, what's everyone's power levels? Not just straight up swordsmanship, but their other bullshit power ups too. Like Zombie Mountain not being able to feel pain, Night King (probably) not being killed by anything other than dragonglass or Valyrian steel, and Arya's faceless men training making her a good assassin even if she's not that great in upfront combat. Who would be the top 5 strongest characters?

Not a shitpost
Went to a watch party and got faced
Stuck in airport now
I can't remember what happened at all
Pls give me the briefest possible summary

>There's nothing more powerful than a good story
>Series unrelated.

hot as fuck

Lol, would watch desu.

>Jon gave his all to save humanity and died for it
>got resurrected through divine powers
>all he wanted was to go somewhere warm
>still goes to fight Sansa's retarded war
>still goes back to fight the Night's Watch war
>then does his duty and goes south to fight Dany's war
>then does the right thing and saves the world from a madman tyrant with nukes
>gets sent to the frozen asshole of the world as punishment
>BUT the north is now melting for some reason
>safe passage to the far North is finally possible

HE BETTER COME OUT ON THE OTHER END IN YI TI AND FIND A WHOLESOME AND LOYAL CHINK WAIFU OR I SWEAR TO GOD

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I thought it was funny, and I'm still high off butthurt, so it's a 10/10 for me.

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>danys corpse is on some mountain top covered in sheep/cow skeletons and dragon shit as it rots away in the sun

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the rape

shit danyfag meme
>muh khaleesi didn't make it

Didn't even fucking bother watching the episode.

Did they even give a fucking reason for Dany burning everyone for no reason?

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6>5>7>8

Sam literally says "last spotted flying east towards Volant..." They are leaving the door open for the sequel.

>sticky outright deleted instead of getting unstickied and let sink
Why

Jon came back to convince Dany to go north of the wall. This gave the NK a dragon, which he needed in order to get his army to Winterfell. where he needed to be so that Beric could die saving Arya, so Melly could remind her what we say to the God of Death, so she could unlock her super speed and kill the Night King.

Just according to keikaku

THEY DID MY BOY RADMURE DIRTY

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They'll give us a week or two before the ban hammer drops

all women want to fuck their brothers. sansa wanted to see if she could get his dick hard one night when she was bored and was extremely disappointed when she couldn't, she took it personally. thats why she humiliated him in front of the now most powerful people in westeros. but bran is into femdom so he was aroused by this humiliation and his peepee did stiffen a little.

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Yeah, now I watched the intros from episode 1 and 6 side by side. Ok there are differences, but they are very minor. My guess is still that this is because they tried to steal money from the budget.

you wanted me to post this *burp*

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Promises made to greyworm mean fuck all.

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Where the fuck was Dany's guards? Why was it snowing? It was a great sunny day beforehand and immediately after Dany is killed it is a sunny day again. Why do the Unsullied get such tremendous voting power, there must be less than a thousand of them at this point? Who joined Arya's crew and why? Why did a man who was brought in chains to the meeting have so much say in what happens now?

What exactly did Jon say after murdering Dany anyways?
>"Gey Warm, Aye stabb'd 'er. I stabb'd 'er wit dis 'agger."
>"I am mad, but not that mad. I am disappoint. You go to jail now. I must ask someone who is in power what do with you."
>"But.. Dere all 'ead Ay Warm. Yer in charge."
>"I am so disappoint."

>They are leaving the door open for the sequel.
No. Please. Stop.

Why do you think I came all this way?

I have zero hype for the Children of the Forest prequel
I could not care less

I'd much rather they go to some far off place like Yi Ti, or the plains of the Jogos Nhai or even the succession crisis in the Summer Isles or fuck even Quasimodo's epic adventures in the west.

With the Children of the Forest I don't see how thrilling of a story is possible.

Drogon took her to old valyria and gave her a proper funeral pyre

GRRM has said Kingsguard have been relieved from their position before. And it takes place with Ser Barristen so when it happens again it doesn't come off as an ass pull. Same goes for Barristen noting Aerys behaviour to Joanna so that when it's revealed that on a completely separate occasion something took place between the two, again it doesn't come off out of nowhere.

I've seen so many shitty S1-7 vs S8 meme pics here today. There are too many normalniggers on this board.

>dany's realization jon stabbed her

h-hold me bros

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Is Jon the only sane man left in the world?

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please make beetlejuice tyrion

Underrated i love got and star wars crossover

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Who is this semen demen

So where did drogon take her tf

S8 is no worse than S6 and 7

Get hype and numbers

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The mod wants no memories of this episode. Expect GoT threads to start being deleted.

In the books he would. He clearly has that desire within him. Jon has dreams of murdering his brother and becoming lord of winterfell.

Reminder he was the first member of Bran's kingsguard

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It was ash not snow

I really liked Edmure's foreign policy more than Bran's, and it's a travesty that Sansa interrupted him when he was about to tell them about how to best deal with the Dothraki and unsullied.

Drogon was dany guard and that was ash not snow.

Need the edit of "MEN SHOULD NOT BE MAKING LAWS ABOUT WOMEN'S BODIES"

better to kill her in her moment of triumph than elsewhere
why did they omit rholynor from the title of the king of westeros, we'lll never know
those are big words

>implying the books will be finished
>implying the magna carta doesn't predate everything you write about below by hundreds of years

What was she thinking in the moment?

>imagine taking your naked sister of 14 or so to the bath
Targaryens literally wed brothers and sisters, and you think a bath is weird?

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>Drogon drags Dany to some far off location
>immolates her as it tries to provide warmth like a dragon parent to child

Jon didn't even let his waifu sit on the bloody thing first
It would have mad her so happy bros

were the leaks accurate?
I didnt pay attention to them

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hot

Thats a funny way of saying "fucked her corpse" user

>So where did drogon take her tf

To get resurrected

Writers probably think so because he's an atheist and they made him being correct.

To the land of "we don't know how to deal with this issue and George didn't tell us how he resolved it"

Greyworm says there's thousands of them still.

Stop. My penis can only get so erect.

snow was the ash

Can't fucking wait for the return of the king

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/trash/ which will decimate our numbers fulchan would be best but anons never go there anymore

>Bran's face

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>Using Men to illustrate something with seven things
>Not Dwarves to whom seven fucking rings were gifted
This image makes me furious on multiple levels.

in my opinion the Starks are evil

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WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW BRAN LITERALLY ORCHESTRATED DANY GOING MAD SO HE COULD BECOME KING

IT WAS ALL A NEFARIOUS PLOT

HIS EYES GLOWING BLUE FOR A SEC WHILE ROLLING AWAY WOULDVE BEEN PERFECT; SHOWING HE WAS IN KAHOOTS WITH THE NIGHT KING ALL ALONG

WHY IS THIS SHIT SO DISAPPOINTING EVEN WHEN HAVING SEEN THE LEAKS

Dungeons&Dragons were bribed by The Mouse to come direct Star Wars movies, so they rushed this hard and its shit. Bookfags hate it, nerds hate it, normies hate it, the actors straight up say they are disappointed by the script in interviews.

Maybe before the 5 year gap. Not now. Aegon was invented to vie for the throne and turn dany mad. Creepy undead Jon will just fight the others.

FUCK JON
WHY KILL THE WAIFU

SAD DESU

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>Bronn literally become Lord of the Reach and Master of Coin because his Q ratings were through the roof

The absolute state of this show

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I can't believe this show managed to feel both so rushed and so drawn out towards the final seasons.

It's sad to see a series you enjoy so much go to shit, compare the impact Ned being beheaded or the Red Wedding had as you watched compared to Dany getting stabbed. Even though she's always been such a major character, who fucking cares at this point. The show has no weight to it anymore.

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If you could add one more to the uncountable number of characters that died in this series, who would it be?

For me, it's Sansa. Her transformation from the dumb damsel in distress to the cunning mastermind who plays everyone like a fiddle was the most unbelievable part of the story.

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we had 2 days last time i hope you're right

>and Arya's faceless men training making her a good assassin even if she's not that great in upfront combat.

She defeated Brienne of Tarth in single combat. Brienne defeated Loras in single combat. Loras is undeniably a top 5 swordsman in Westeros, possibly even top 3.

why dint you like far cry primal user

based

Jon should have fought Grey Worm 1v1 in trail by combat for his freedom

The Night King and the Outsider/Traveler/whatever are the same species of being, I imagine. Some discount Talkien elf, or angel, or demon. Doesn't mean they are buddies.

>treacherous oathbreaking cowards of House Glover not publicly executed for their bullshit
What is the meaning of this?

Because nobody likes danys multiculturalism.

>She defeated Brienne of Tarth in single combat.

That was a draw

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*mumble non answer*

>he thinks Drogon wont bring Dany's corpse back to Meereen or some shitty Essos city and a red priestess won't revive her

sure user

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>I know you don't really want it
>Why do you think I have come here?
That should have been enough of a response for everybody to stick a knife in him.

I hope you're joking.

Even her fiddle playing relied on everyone else being the most braindead retards imaginable and acting way out of character, that's not how you write a mastermind

I don't know. It's not easy to compare shit to vomit regarding quality.

thank fuck its over

Because the payoff is not worth anything if the journey is shit, in this case it was a shitty payoff with an even shittier journey.

AAAAA

Stay mad danyfag. Now bend the knee to the rightful queen in the north.

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>north is now melting
it was only due to the white walkers, like how they can put out magic fire

Why didn't Arya kill Daenerys? She apparently has super powers, she had no trouble killing the most powerful enemy of humanity, the Night King. And she was literally five steps away from Daenerys on occassions even just in this episode.

It worked in Venice

the fact that she declared independence causes a hung vote with the other 6 lords when they choose the next king

also a dangerous precedent, iron islands will probably declare independence in

SHE WAS FUCKING RUNNING INTO HIS ARMS INSTEAD OF SITTING ON THE THRONE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK JON MANLET SNOW

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Fight choreography costs money user

that wont happen user
because its over, it's all over.

D&D have GoT rights, they could have just hired some competent writers and go do Start Wars.
But their huges egos wouldn't allow that, so instead they gave us this.

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>i'm a man of morals and i...
*dangles pussy in front of these incels*
>i'd do everything for you, betray my core believes, anything

the Yea Forums unsullied army

Bran literally got possessed by Brynden Rivers.

This was all an elaborate plot by Bloodraven to seize the throne and impress Shiera

>drogon feeds her his milk like a dragon parent to child
beyond accurate, i was so amazed

Was it autism?

Best timeline

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Remember when she killed everyone in Meereen when she took it?

Remember when the Lannisters army surrendered and she killed them all?

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It was snowing in this episode you tard.

It makes sense though. Given the most notable king John established it. And it also makes more sense to establish some set of rights prior to democracy. Now that any lord can become king the scheming for power will be far greater than it was when the throne was around.

Going straight to democracy without any middle ground that gets them there is retarded. The only thing they've done is give already ambition, scheming people an opportunity to become even more powerful than they had already been.

Drogon will eagerly sniff her rotting body every day. Braaaaposting won.

DA SLAG IN DA NORF!
>DA SLAG IN DA NORF!
DA SLAG IN DA NORF!
>DA SLAG IN DA NORF!
DA SLAG IN DA NORF!
>DA SLAG IN DA NORF!
DA SLAG IN DA NORF!

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TORGO NUDHO would had annihilated him.

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SEETHING
DANYFAGS

This. He knew all along that hundreds of thousands would be killed if he and Sam revealed the truth to Jon. He did it without batting an eye to seize power. He's the true supervillain of the show, Dany, Jon and Cersei were hapless pawns. Wish the show would've made it clear so casual watchers would get it.

>Meereen

So is Daario aware that he's basically the King of Meereen now?

user...

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basado mi amigo

All these skills from getting your ass kicked by the waif. Amazing!

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resting bitch face, means you dont give away how eager you are for peace easily

It was falling ash, not snow

I'LL MISS YOU LITTLE SHITS

SO MANY YEARS SPENT TOGETHER IN GOOD COMPANY

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True but we had hope back then, now all is lost...
I like how normies suddenly think show is shit too, when her queen got fucked.

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>arya and sansa acting tough in that dragonpit scene
cringed so fucking hard i fell out my chair

Wow so 8 years of FAN FICTION

So can we get back to talking about ASOIAF and stop focusing on this fan fiction nonsense.

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>bran fucks off in the middle of council to watch hentai

So Tyrion is effectively king right?

EDMURE KING

sure user

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>loyal chink waifu
user, I really don't want to be the one telling you...

The cycle is complete.

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One thing I'm certain of is that Jaime becomes King.

>trained by the first sword of Braavos
>trained by the faceless men
>Stark blood gives her enhanced strength and stamina

Arya is hax

this nigga neck spilling

why not blaming the other dabbid?

FUCK JON SNOW
FUCK HIM IN HIS FUCKING MANLET FACE
SHE DESERVED BETTER BROS
FUCK YOU JON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How convenient that the Dothraki and Unsullied just fucked off and were fine with Jon getting sent North to fuck more redheaded cuties.

How did they get the actors for this?

>brienne putting 100% of her effort into swinging with a two handed greatsword

was she trying to kill her?
Making Arya Ms Badass epic Asskicker Badass girl Badass was the dumbest thing DnD did.
There isn't a single scene of Arya Badass'ing which isn't cringe as fuck.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAA

Let them go at it for real then.

They're literally in hiding right now because everyone hated this season. It's over for good.

thanks spoilerbros. anyone else put money on Bran?

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Yes all of them

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Or not since nothing has to make sense any more
Framecel nigga would have immediately murdered both Tyron and Jon after Dany's death and his hordes plundered through Westeros, but instead he gets into a boat and sails to malaria town.

This is a Reddit meme that stopped being funny quite some time ago.

Yeah i remember

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The election scene will go down in history as the most contrived and internally inconsistent scene of anything, ever
>the Unsullied listen to what the new "king" tells them
>they still demand Jon go north
>they're okay with Tyrion being Hand
>Sansa secedes for no reason and isn't punished
>Iron Islands and Dorne just accept the foreigner cripple king although they rebelled against fucking dragons
>Bran never even attempts to pardon Jon
>Unsullied all sail to die on Naath anyway
>Sam broke his vows countless times and still gets to do whatever and become Grand Maester

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they were never defeated, bobby

"So, Your Grace, what will be your Tax Policy?"

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Jon is a dumbass who let himself be manipulated by the Imp. She literally had no intention of killing him and probably wouldn't even have killed Sansa or Arya because she loved him. Let her conquer the world and build a dynasty with her, why not. Ridiculous to pretend she didn't know right from wrong.

no good comes from the crown interfering directly. Every cunt from Joffrey to Dany who tried it just made things worse.

Robert had the right idea and it's the same one as Bran - do nothing and let the small council handle it

"At least it's bigger than his cock, might actually get the job done."

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Guys what happens after this thread reaches bump limit?

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Was Brendly (or whatever his name) in the last episode?

lmfao

why brienne swinging that nigga like she tarzan on a rope

>I have my own feelings [about the storyline] and it’s peppered with my feelings about myself,” she admits. “It’s gotten to that point now where you read [comments about] the character you [have to remind yourself], ‘They’re not talking about you, Emilia, they’re talking about the character.”

>"I asked my mom and brother really weird questions. They were like: ‘What are you asking us this for? What do you mean do I think Daenerys is a good person? Why are you asking us that question?
>Why do you care what people think of Daenerys? Are you okay?’”

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>The
>The
>The
>The

It's as souless and braindead as Star Wars.

>The Force Awakens
>The Last Jedi
>The Rise of Skywalker

They're so creatively bankrupt they can't even come up with compelling names for episodes.

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have sex

Why did they give the dragon the ability to speak all of a sudden?

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why was this written like a strange comedy scene?

Why did Drogon melt the throne?
Why did he just fly away and where?
How was Jon captured?
Did he just go out there after and said
>Uhm, guys? Something funny just happened *laughs nervously*
Drogon took the body. There was no evidence left.
>She just went to the toilet and didn't come back
>I don't know where she is.
or
>I killed Danny
>Ok, where did you put her body?
>Ahm....

I STILL REMEMBER HOW IT ONCE WAS

OUR MEMORIES SHALL STAY WITH US FOREVER

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The last episode of this show I saw was the friendzone bear knight getting skin cancer. What season is that? I may want to revisit the show.

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very good tax policy, thank you for asking

Holy shit the ending when Stannis suddenly walks into the council meeting and beheads Brienne was kino as fuck

The fact that it still blows so many people's minds that stories may not go where you expect them to go makes all of this great.

All hail the king of rape.

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Reminder that you could skip the White Walker plot entirely and the only question you'd have is what happened to her other dragon and orbiter.

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Just create a new thread

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"Its easy Bronn, we take your idea of funding Brothels, then heavily tax them, this way our national debt will decrease"

Because D&D are hacks
Half the episode was Tyrion talking, and the other one was completely silent panning shots.

Maybe fatass will explain in the books if his clogged arteries make it.

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that entire scene just solidified the fact that this is one of the all time worst seasons any drama television show has ever had

cringe

Daily reminder Drogon will bring Dany back to a blood witch and Dany gets revived but is unresponsive and Drogon will eventually suffocate her with a pillow

>Sansa secedes for no reason and isn't punished
its like the south seceding, except when sansa dies then brann inherits
dorne didnt rebel against dragons they just resisted conquest and instead went through marriage

noice
no, my paranoia kicked in and I started believing all the other leaks were bait to get my betting money

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What's his stance on zoophilia and other interspecies pairings?

>verticals making a comeback
about time

>Laughs in Stannis
Now you know what its like

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man the lord of lights plans are kinda retarded desu. at least they get the job done.

BobbyB posting was the best thing that came from this shitshow!

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I though he was going to warg into Drogon right in the middle of the meeting. Did ever do anything cool ONCE with warging other then make Hodor a retard throughout time and space?

Have less sex

Jon becomes Night King
Dany becomes Night Queen

Fact

I'm kind of into Sansa now.
>mean to literally everyone for no reason
>casually wearing bondage gear at a party
>"I love that I got raped"
>checks if Bran can still get boners
It's hot.

ITS ... ITS TOO BIG JON ... DID BORROW DROGONS COCK?

>implying he hasn't seized power for himself and enslaved the whole population literally as soon as Daenerys left

IT’S NOT FAIR! SHORT PEOPLE AREN’T SUPPOSED TO WIN!!

nice

For me it was the sandsnakes but enough of the show managed to hold my interest that I didn't notice any bad writing. If I watched it again I think I'd probably agree with you, though.

Have sex.

>Bronn
This part is so absurdly funny.

I bet they included that only so that people wouldn't believe the inevitable leaks.

i wish she would rape me

What did I just watch?

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reminder of best thread

She was never a damsel in distress. Sansa's always been a power-hungry cunt who didn't hesitate to sell her own family in order to gain power.
She just learned the means to achieve her goals from Cersei and Littlefinger, but her core character didn't change.

>scene immediately after Dany dies is a comedy relief gathering of characters where they make marvel-movie tier jokes

>Grey Worm doesn't even react to the death of his queen that he gave his entire existence to

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>Bobby wearing armor with a Targ sigil
LLLAAAAANCCCEEEEEEEEELLLL

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>broken Emilia
Stop it
I can't take it anymore

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Fucking his wife with a wooden cock

So with Lost and Game of Thrones, it feels like the endings were unsatisfying because of how large scale and ambitious everything was. Like, there's just no way something that promised so much could deliver everything they promised. So what's the largest scale tv shows that actually delivered a satisfying ending?

>warg into drogon
>kill all the other lords
>all the commoners and freemen kill themselves in the ensuing carnage
>the children of the forest plan is finished
JUST AS PLANNED

Tyrion running the whole show while still in chains was hilarious

>sansa wears weird bdsm fetish armor and a weird bent crown
worst taste in fashion ever, fucking anglo slut.

>WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW BRAN LITERALLY ORCHESTRATED DANY GOING MAD SO HE COULD BECOME KING

Because the writers make everyone dumb.

>tfw was also a Stannis fan, especially because I looked up what his character is actually like in the books

it never ends

Littlefinger had his brothels and it got him some good money

History

She liked dick more than thrones.

yikes

Smartest person alive

I'll take it but I'm not happy about it. At least with Dany other people were getting hurt, Sansa would actually be into hard bdsm.

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>sail to their deaths
wait what

So are we getting an equivalent?

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im gay and id rape her for insulting CHADmure Tully, first of his name, lord of the surfs
what even is the material, like how did these costumes get approved

Has there ever been an actor more intertwined with their role in a tv show?

They must live through every bookfag/goodwritingfag who has watched the last few seasons, and experience their agony firsthand.

breaking bad

I noticed that too... fuck... She finally got what she wanted all this time, but instead she runs to his arms. She wants to share her good news with him, and her plans because she loves him.

HAHAHAHAHHA THE STICKY IS GONE, WELL DONE

The point went entirely over your head, just like most peoples gazes

Only since Robert killed her fucking direwolf for literally no reason. Before that she was just a cute little girl who wanted to marry her handsome prince and drink tea and live happily ever after.

The world tried to fuck her, so she bent it over and fucked it up the arse with no lube first

y-yes your grace?

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Totally agree, that was really the one thing that bothered me with the last episode.
But all in all, I'm happy with the ending and relieved to be able to move on.

>wearing bondage gear all the time
Man, what did Ramsay do to her?

That creepshotter sacrificed himself for our sins

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they're going to naath, which is famous for being unconquerable because everyone who visits gets a horrible plague that melts their flesh

Planning on killing myself soon

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Grey Worm should have been tried and executed for war crimes.

just like alexanders empire collapsing
the slavers of slavers bay are all dead, the secret to the unsullied is gone

Three Kingdoms (2010)

Never once mentioned in the show, books are non-canon

>grey worm and friends slaughter an entire city for a slave girl
>dindu nuffin when their queen gets stabbed

You mean did fuck all while others operated around her?

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another one lads?

>and then for no reason at all, brienne blocked the twigstick instead of ignoring it as it would have just plinked off her armour while she decapitated arya

fuck the prequels, why is nobody making SEQUELS anymore... i don't give a shit what happened 1000 years before GoT

Yeah when i read Bron i thought this was so retarded that it cant be true, then i watched the episode and had the greatest laugh of my life

Why is Jon such a coward? Launching a sneak attack on a defenseless woman. Loser.

Well it’s basically the Holy Roman Empire now which is the most similar thing you really get to Westeros.

>you have foloowed me since the begginign i make you leader of my armies despite already being this as elected by my troops
I AM SAD

It probably involved dogs.

They should make it obligatory to hand the fat man a typewriter wherever he shows up. He'll either be shamed into finishing his goddamned books or commit sudoku, win-win.

But the price of having to live around niggers was too much for him. He made the right choice, now all the coloreds are going to the land filled with flesh rotting disease where they belong.

He stabbed her in the tits, not the back. Not his fault she was batshit insane and didn't think to wear armor around the guy she was deathly afraid was going to usurp her

Back to >>>/Trash/ where it belongs

Dont you want to see how gay valerian conservatives ran things in the old days?

Where is my upvote button

Power to erect millions of dicks from miles away

Is there more to this comic?

Wait, is this for real how the books will end

is coughing varys the best meme of all time

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No.

So was there any fucking foreshadowing this useless twat would win or did D&D pulled it out of their asses again.

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guys, quickly tell me did I like it or not?

need to talk to normies in 5 min

so they cut the last scene of the show, in which bran with glowing blue eyes gets up and walks away from his throne

Pretty much

THREAD PISS MYSELF

Yes. Probably Edmure's speech isn't played for laughs, and I doubt Bronn is lord of the reach. But the big bits - King bran the broken, Dany goes nuclear and then gets shanked by jon, jon goes north . That's all real

It's clear the writers didn't try or give a fuck.

NEW

Sansa literally defended Joffrey who attacked an innocent boy and blamed Arya for it. She was a fucking psychopath from the start. Robert wouldn't have killed her direwolf if she told him the truth.
Later in the season she went to tell Cersei her father's plan, thus betraying him, just because she feared it would compromise her marriage with Joffrey and her chances at becoming queen.

Sansa is a power-hungry psycho. Always have been.

WHY DIDNT I FUCKING BET I DIDNG KNOE U COULD BET FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Normies did not like it I suppose.

>Tyrion finds extremely well preserved bodies of his siblings
>Dany gives a speech about how she'll liberate the fuck out of the world like she did king's landing.
>Tyrion gives up his position as hand of the queen
>Jon talks to an imprisoned Tyrion. Says he will not defend her actions, proceeds to do so
>Jon kills Dany, Drogon attacks the iron throne because watching it melt makes for a good-looking shot, fucks off with Dany's corpse, inspiring countless SFM artists
>During Tyrion's trial, elections are invented and the lords of westeros unanimously choose Bran Stark "first of his name" as their king
>Half of them have yet to even make eye contact with him, but apparently he became a 3-eyed raven, so they figured they might as well just vote for him without asking for an explanation
>Grey Worm is angry at Jon so Jon has to be sent to the Night's Watch (actually just hangs out with wildlings now). Grey Worm fucks off to Naath with his unsullied, probably dies to butterfly sickness.
>Dothraki are unaccounted for, probably raping and pillaging as we speak
>Tyrion is the new hand, Sam is the archmaester (he scrubbed toilets for a year, it's sufficient training), Bronn is master of coin (apparently he knows what math is) and lord of Highgarden, Davos is master of ships, Brienne and pod are goldcloaks, Bran the all-seeing says they need a master of whispers
>Sam shows off a copy of this new book called a song of ice and fire. It doesn't include Tyrion because really, he was unimportant and easy to write around. How'd Tywin die? Don't worry about it.
>Sansa gets Winterfell, Arya sails off to the west of westeros because no one knows what's out there. Bran does, but he practises good spoiler etiquette.
>Our good king Bran never told anyone Dany would burn king's landing. No one cares or asks why.
>The rightful king Stannis Baratheon claims the realm as his own offscreen.

maybe not the best, but I'd say it's in the top one billion

Apparently that's how GRRM plans to end it...

Source: you know where

jon, i feel cold jon, why is it so cold... jon...

>useless twat
he made tommen realise he was gay

imagine being this histrionic.

Good show, good ending.

>Tyrion finds extremely well preserved bodies of his siblings
They've been dead a few hours at most.

I doubt it since D&D made various characters important/unimportant when it's the other way around in the books. George is also trying his hardest to completely separate the show from his books. If you read even the littlest bit into it he fucking hates the show and I'm pretty sure he'll do most things different. For one, Littlefinger and Varys won't go out like idiots.

And had a building collapse onto them.

>Jon didn't use Longclaw to kill Dany and instead used some literal who dagger
not gonna lie i'm triggered

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SEETHING
DANYFAGS
NOT EVEN WATCHING THE SHOW

Just a bottom panel

>good ending
Gods I wish

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how do you know this

>I have finally become Azor Ahai
Holy fuck Dabid

source

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>Jon didn't get pushed back by the Night King all the way to King's Landing
>he didn't have Dany go crazy and try to take over the throne before dealing with the NK
>he wasn't forced to put a stop to it, killing her with Longclaw
>Longclaw didn't catch on fire after he pulled it out of her
>he didn't use that sword to kill NK as was prophecized Azor Ahai would do

>expected every bit of this for season 8
>expectations were subverted
I fucking hate Jews

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>WHY DIDNT I FUCKING BET I DIDNG KNOE U COULD BET FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You can bet on literally anything user

Markydaysaid

The problem is writer fatigue

By the time you've done a few seasons you probably just want to fucking end yourself or the show, GoT has been going on for years now.

That is still no excuse, dumb and dumber should have either waited for GRR to write them a better story or got someone to replace them if they were so bored with GoT.