Kino -edition
/got/
Why did they post the fake ending?
Real ending is Dany winning
Ser Podrick Payne, Protector of the JUST
This and the callback to the first episode when Jon crosses the Wall were really satisfying scenes.
Post people who survived the game of thrones
Reminder he was the first member of Bran's kingsguard
Reminder that he lives on in our hearts.
That shot was legit the stupidest in the entire show
>DURR IT'S BECAUSE SHES LIKE A DRAGON HERSELF NOW, BRO THATS DEEP
Fuck I'm mad, we should get the Stark children to howl as a group at the moon next
Killing the power mad SJW character got rid of brown people and saved Westeros.
Are D&D actually based!?
>not Meera
>not Osha
>not Hodor
>not even fucking Summer
Yeah nah, you're retarded
Fuck You, it was kino as fuck
/got/
>thought the spoilers were too stupid to be true
>believed it so little that it didn't even count as a spoiler
>mfw it was right
It was a hollow and false attempt to be kino.
post more kino shots, the episode had quite a bunch of them actually
Just fucking imagine, having the most powerful woman in the world completely fallen in love for you while conquering literally everything in your path
Jon is a fucking cuck he used to be a favorite of mine but this season just ruined him. He let a fucking imp lannister manipulate him into killing his closest relative and lover. The same imp who went to great lengths to defend cersei indirectly. He was willing to give Cersei a 2nd and 3rd chance for her baby but not Dany must get killed ASAP because his ass was on death block
Dany's story is point for point story of bolshevik revolution:
1. Fights against oppressive system
2. Instals something much worse, in a short time kills more people than it was killed during the previous regime
3. Claims to be liberating people, wants to spread her revolution, kills innocent, kills former allies, knows no mercy
>eyes closed
He’s dead bro
>minutes of scenes with no dialogue
>dany killing everyone in king’s landing for zero reason
>dany not having guards near her or letting Jon have his weapons near her
>drogon not burning Jon to a crisp
>drogon flying off
>bran being kin
>Sansa becoming queen in the north
>bronn being lord of high garden (apparently NOBODY LIVES THERE ANYMORE according to Davos)
>Arya becoming a pirate
>Dothraki and unsullied just fuck off to Essos
>SIX kingdoms, even though she is FUCKING YARA IS QUEEN OF THE IRON ISLANDS (should be five)
David benioff is a crazy person
POST MEMES IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING
why start a new thread last one was fine and less than 300 replies
Danny was literally a stand in for Sauron. She wants to liberate the world and "rule them all" and kill anyone who stands in her way.
>died like a faggot, BRAVO D&D
Why the fuck is there still a night's watch when there are no more wights or white walkers left, the wall is actually breached and partially destroyed, permanently, with zombie-dragon fire, wildlings have no interest in the south anymore and are friendly, and the Night's watch is in the lands of the kingdom of the North which is independent from the six kingdoms?
Democracy is a joke
Despite his character being utterly eviscerated this season, the scenes of Tyrion freeing him and talking about how he's the only person who didn't see him as a monster and of Brienne writing most of his deeds in the book of brothers were the only scenes that made me feel emotional in a "this is a good scene" kind of way.
They should have had Brienne write about how he saved King's Landing from the Mad King's wild-fire bombing of King's Landing though, then it would have been as perfect as it could have been given the circumstances.
Why are you bitter and dead inside?
d&d confirmed in today's interview that stannis died when he was killed by brienne of tarth but they didn't bothered to show up his death scene because of the budget cuts.
d&d also confirmed that RENLY was a RIGHTFUL KING, as in, stannis was the usurper, while renly was the rightful king.
Stannis
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS SYMBOLISM MEAN?
Lads
I *need* the badly drawn GoT memes
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
They really, really don't like Stannis.
>”I can’t be lord of anything”
>”i’m no longer Bran Stark”
>”why do you think I came all this way?”
Really makes you think.
>euron kind of forgot he killed a fucking dragon
I just can't believe they actually did the "Samwell writes a book called A Song of Ice and Fire" meme. Those fucking assholes.
I thought it was going to say
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>Jon must give up his weapons when he sees Tyrion in his cell
>Jon can walk up to Dany without any body guards and have weapons on him, despite Dany thinking Jon is gonna betray her any second.
He's not a lord.
I should be looking for a job but I've been lurking GoT threads all the morning instead.
Sauron is an autist who is trying to kickstart the industrial revolution
That is alot of 1s
You want to talk about cucks? Lets discuss Ser Brienne of fucking Tarth, who got pumped and dumped by Jaime Lannister and then sat down and wrote him a glowing obituary in the book of heroes about how he was noble and died protecting his queen.
Brienne makes me sick and she is a pathetic omega cuckold
Gotta guard the wall to keep the illegal trash out just like always.
SEETHING danyfags
night king 100%
>and drogon
lmao he fears the dragon
>the guy with literally the weakest claim to the throne
>rightful king
lmeo
Wrong. Woman with featherless wings = succubus, demon or devil of some kind. Basically they demonized her in not so subtle way.
>spreading dragon wings after conquering the land with fire
MAKES CLAP NO CLAP SENSE CLAP
>the american tolkien is now the british GRRM
>just kill your pay check dude
4D chess
Because I realized too late what really matters in life and I'm living a prolonged pointless existence absent soul or meaning. Now move. You're blocking my sun.
Who cares, just be thankful it's over.
>You could have saved me, user. Where were you when I needed you?
The way Dany acts in the scene kind of indicates that she does trust him completely at this point. It's stupid that part of the build up was her distrust and then it's disregarded.
Why did he wear the ring over the glove?
It's looking better than episode 3.
Bran either getting Lich King'd or being compromised by Bloodraven is my headcanon
Have sex
How can they say something that is objectively wrong? Renly was the least legitimate king by right of succession.
Devil or demon.
>THE RAPE
what a shitty fucking death scene
Here's how it should have went:
Tyrion is pardoned by Queen Dany, Jon and Dany fuck right there on the Iron Throne. Cuts to map with Targaryen flag over Westeros, expands to the entire Planetos. The fucking end.
I miss Game of Thrones Ascent...Now more than ever
>>Jon can walk up to Dany without any body guards and have weapons on him, despite Dany thinking Jon is gonna betray her any second.
Nigga she trusts and loves him, Tyrion was the one trying to imply she would kill him and his sisters but the truth is that she was crazy for him. She fucking run into his arms instead of sitting on the thing she was obsessed
What a ripoff..
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I honestly couldn't stand the last 10 minutes.
The only redeeming scene was Jon petting Ghost.
As I said, wildlings have no interest in going south, even when they were ASKED to settle
I don't even have the will to dump images anymore
Guess I'll study
whats the mode thing supposed to be?
mark addy is younger than stephen dillane, yet he's supposed to be the oldest
renly is older than stannis, this is canon and confimed by d&d
Dany is a crazy person, her mind doesn't work like yours or mine.
Rate my ending
>Jon hugs Dany
>suddenly they both look shocked
>camera reveal Stannis just shoved his sword through both of their hearts
>"Your song of fire and ice has just ended on a sour note"
Forgive me...
Why are we still here?
t. seething femcel
Jon... I'm already a demon...
>No 15 minutes agonizing death scene from the stomach wound coughing up blood and crying out for Viserys and home.
4/10 bit of a letdown
Here you go user
their show canon is trash and universaly hated now
>Dany is a crazy person, her mind doesn't work like yours or mine.
That's a good way to make excuses for shitty writing.
i wanted to see her chocking on her own blood now just two shitty blood trails from her mouth and nose
>Jon is not honorable enough to do any of his duties
>Jon is not honorable enough to follow his Queen regardless of what happens
>Jon IS honorable enough to admit he killed her
Pure contrivance
Dany isn't dying in the books
Dany ins't gonna burn King's Landing
White walkers will be the final battle.
Says who? Tormund the mass murder?
Does Burlington Bar read spoilers? Did they know Dany was going to get shanked?
I guess they cutted that part out. That's why the episode was 74min instead of 80
Why was he so happy about killing Jaime? Even before Jaime got his hand cut off he wasn't the best sword fighter in the land. Gregor, Sandor, Bronn, Barristan Selmy, Arya, and God knows who else were shown to be more capable sword fighters than Jaime. Bear in mind Euron killed a fucking dragon and didn't even seem to think that was a big deal. But wounding some overrated cripple was like the crowning achievement of his life?
>Jon... I'm already a demon...
WHOA HOOOOOOO
But Stannis calls him little brother in the show.
>all those seething 1's
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/ourgirl/ knows it was garbage
Burly Bar is choreographed user, they're not actually watching it live for the first time
>Episode 2 highest rated
Glad to see /got/ still has it
SUCH A LUST
Dany is shitting out her guts and having psychotic visions of killing everything the last time we see her in the books.
He was just being a dick
WORDS THAT KILL
1000/10 pure kino. Best possible ending.
She's a hypocrite
Stop exposing the business
>renly is older than stannis, this is canon and confimed by d&d
This is your last (you).
>just here for the memes
lmao hot garbage
Kino. Deepest lore and characters
episode was 10/10
every character got their correct ending
everything made sense at the end after all
Putting rule them all in quotes doesn't make you correct
>every character got their correct ending
This is what it all boils down to. Except for King Bran the Broken which was a bit out of left field, this is the only way the show could have ended
Hamfisted =/= kino
> kino edition
where do i find this?
It will be interesting to see how GRRM arrives at this character in the books now that the show is canon and the ending will be the same just fleshed out.
>he doesn’t like ham
Paki
Why the fuck didn't D&D hand the show off to somebody more capable, or at least accept having more seasons? It's not as though they were running out of material,
>Euron doing chaos magick
>Victarion sailing the Iron Fleet to Slaver's Bay
>Aegon and the Golden Company
>The Myrcella plot, and subsequent Dornish conspiracy
>All the stuff happening in Oldtown
Euron is now a legendary hero of Westeros. Killed the mad queens dragon and the hated kingslayer. The smallfolk will sing his name into eternity. Long will pilgrimages to pike be made and Yara will have to grit her teeth and thank the pilgrims for coming to honor her great and beloved kinsman.
GRRM is furiously rewriting everything hoping he wont be exposed as a fraud
They wanted to go make movies, tv is where hollywood careers go to die
THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED, KILLED BY MERYN FUCKING TRANT???
Will the real ending ever get released?
If Bran becoming the king is endgame for the books as well, I hope George never finishes them, Jesus Christ what a shitshow
>Dany isn't dying in the books
95% chance she is. 100% chance she's going insane.
>Dany ins't gonna burn King's Landing
She will, but it will be under the rule of fake Aegon, who will be a beloved king.
No one knows he was killed by Euron though.
More of a tradition, you'd still want to give certain people who've committed crimes another option besides capital punishment. They didn't even know what the wall was for at the beginning of the show if I remember correctly, they just used it to keep wildlings out, so not that different from before really. You'd still want someone patrolling wildlings and keeping a lookout on that area.
why did dabid have to humiliate my based radmure?
>implying he’s dead
Is there a good app or something that I could watch GoT on? I wouldn't mind starting it
She looks so happy
>he actually stood there and started making a case for himself being named king
That was the worst cringe in 8 seasons, unreal
based and crows eye pilled
>Why the fuck didn't D&D hand the show off to somebody more capable,
Because they are a bunch of pompous self absorbed assholes who thought "WOW WE MANGED TO MAKE THIS GOOD BECAUSE WE FOLLOWED MARTIN'S WRITING SO WE CAN FINISH IT OURSELVES" anddd we got this shit.
the aneurysms were really because of coke?
The only swordsman better than peak Jaime that was alive during the show was Barristan. Even then he may not have been.
ego
This is Dany's fairy tale ending. It's all she ever wanted since that moment when Visyris squeezed her titty in that Pentos bathhouse
This may be even worse than the treatment Stannis got by D&D
>GRRM is furiously writing
You mean Barristan who got shanked in the back by some Mereenese peasant in a mask?
Dany gets excited by burning things
Dany won't even leave Meereen in the books
>Meera was technically Kingsguard longer than Brienne
Damn, that's pretty based.
FUCKING KYS
>Bran, through Sam, tells Jon about his parentage purely to cause tension
>Sansa hates Dany and plots against her no matter what Dany does
>Arya doesn't trust Dany because "she isn't family"
>Varys tries to poison Dany and put Jon on the throne because he KNOWS that Dany will burn down King's Landing
>Tormund completely ignores that Dany is also a dragon rider and that she saved him while on a dragon
>Jon, who consoled Dany and offered advice last season, does neither this entire season
>Dany somehow conflates the North liking Jon to everybody liking Jon and nobody EVER liking her, so she preemptively commits mass murder to send a message of fear that didn't need to be sent
>To top is all off, Tyrion becomes D&D's mouthpiece at the end to sell Dany being evil all along, because her descent was rushed as fuck
I hope the books do it better, if they ever come out. This final conflict was contrived as hell.
>/ourguy/ bran "the rape sansa" stark win the game of thrones without lifting a finger
I almost nutted when he appeared on screen
and then they ruined it
it's so out of character too
someone shop in Bran and Pod
Jon made literally ONE MISTAKE in his entire life, and that was trusting a fucking Lannister
He would've been the most basedest man to ever live if he only had fucked his aunt and burned the world together with her
it was certainly more visually interesting than anything they've done in a while, but it hardly reaches the level of kino
The only reason it wasn't completely burnt to the ground was her gushing kept putting out the fires.
Now that the dust has settled...
...was literally the entire thing pointless?
okay so did drogon understand what the throne was and what it symbolized? did he not understand that jon killed dany? or was he just mad that she was dead and decided to destroy something? what happened in the dragons brain in this scene?
Shocked to see Edmure.
Literally, like LITERALLY, literally literally who
Reminder that women are fucking tasteless brainlets.
>Rate Episode 3 highest out of all demographics by a long shot, when it was just as shitty as 4 and 5
>Rate Episode 5 lowest out of all demographics because YASSSS QUEEF Dany goes Mad
So.....is Daario Naharis the permanent King of Mereen now?
Unironically the only good scene just because it had callbacks to good seasons.
Explain to me why the north would not fucking kneel to the only other male heir if he was anointed king
wow, le dragon wings
woooo
it was truly a game of ice and fire
Yes. You could've seen that coming from a mile away.
Mummy was dead with a pointy thing in her. Chair is pointy. Ergo the chair killed mummy and must be killed as revenge
he just had to send out good vibes to make people act how he wanted
just like L O S T lol
Did anyone else get Dark Souls 3 vibes when Dany walked into the throne room? It looked like she walked into Anor Londo. That somber music that was playing during it reminded me of it as well.
>literally who
the best character of the series of course
Drogons back was sopping
>do not wake the dragon
>Jon....I'm already a dragon
The ending where Melly wakes up in the modern day and it was all a dream felt really out of place.
I laughed out loud when this happened, I'm sure I'm not the only one
Yeah. Who do you think was making more unsullied for Dany?
Just like in the intro
wow
Man patrolling the Seven Kingdoms almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
DA QUEEF IN DA NORF
BOLD choice to have a filler episode for the finale
based and jinglepilled
Viserys was the good one all along
10/10. My expactations were subverted
Dragons have always understood what was going on around them. Also lmao a dragon called drogon bravo D&D
Jaime was the one he had access to, and he'd rather not roam the lands looking for boss fights when he has one right in front of him.
To him, a boss fight is a boss fight, and if he dies then he contributes to the legend of the Kingslayer.
>Bran the Broken
Did Tyrion just make that up on the spot?
I actually felt a little bad for Jon. Did so much, but will received no just rewards for being one of the only genuinely kind hearted and brave people in the show.
so why did they make Yara cuck to Danny?
Because then D&D's favourite Sansa wouldn't be Queen in the Norf
Book Daenerys is DESTINED to go mad queen right from the first book.
It's literally spelled out like spelling something out to a retarded kid.
a female tully now rules the north. how long until things go south?
Thats always been apparent.
so uh...why does the nights watch still exist?
MAH CIVILIANS
>remove strong leadership
>put an impotent cripple on the throne
>elective monarchy
>loses the biggest kingdom right away
great job, enjoy your continuous wars until someone strong enough manages to do what exactly what Dany wanted
They should have had a hallucinatory Viserys following Dany around giving her cryptic advice and gently mocking her judgement. Like Baltar and Six.
>Nikolaj and Lena got a million dollars each just to lie in some rubble
Based, you just know Dabid and Dabider shortened the seasons since the main cast strong-armed them into paying by episode rather than screentime
He never wanted to be King of anything, all he wanted was to protect the people and be left alone.
Living out his days north of the wall with his bros Tormund and Ghost is his happy ending.
Too little aggregate female empowerment considering Dany got shanked.
such a weird nickname for a king. sounds something smallfolk would call him, not his closest advisors
This wouldnt have happened with Dayne genes
Maybe in the lore but to the viewer Jaime is involved in like maybe 1 compelling display for masterful combat. In the eyes of the viewer his chances, even before losing his hand, in 1v1 combat with any of a dozen of other characters was 0% to win.
He was harsh, but fair. He knew how dangerous his little sister was.
Why were we supposed to dislike him, again?
He would have made a way better ruler than Daenerys.
>emperor is elected
>grrm stealing from fantasy warhammer
amazing
>not changing the text to Drachen erwache
>midge talks for 40 minutes episode
1 week tops
there was a sandsnake in counsel you /pol/ kiddy diddlin tard
Also the fact that idiotically letting Sansa declare independence inevitably means a war as soon as the south elects an aggressive ruler.
Daily reminder D&D will have a long successful Hollywood careers. And even if they don't they have already made millions from GoT and will never have to work a day in their lives again. The bad guys fucking won. This is what they meant about GoT having a bittersweet ending. Because the bad guys fucking won.
Why is Brienne lady of Tarth now?
He was the crazy one and Dany was the sane one.
But then Dany was the crazy one and Jon was the sane one.
Now Bran is the crazy one and the sane one.
they "knew" but iirc, the first battle against the Others was about 8000 years ago
no body is going to take that seriously
All part of the act. Tyrion and bran have been working together since their little fireside chat in episode 2.
She may not have survived the holocaust, but atleast she survived D&D
>Bran the worthless criple who can't even get his small dick hard
what that really necessary D&D?
does it even excist? or was in implied they all just went to live up north
kek
>be Gendry
>show up at Storms End
>tell everyone the mad queen made you their new Lord but it's ok because the new cripple king says he can keep the title
What possible outcome is there to this besides him getting his ass thrown into the sea?
Not to mention that it will inspire other kingdoms (city of dorn/house highgarden/ Greyjoy islands) to push for their independence as well
Such is the life of an honorcuck. He desires no glory or rewards. Only to behave in a way that is right and just.
>ah dun wan it
t. Jon Snow
Her father is dead. He was pretty old.
>the book doesn't mention Tyrion at all
Why? Was it written by D&D and they kind of forgot about him?
and have niggers and sand people, a total retard
Because of time constraints. Actors gets older and want to move on to other things.
...
How representative is this episode of the last season? It was the first time in 4 years that I watched GOT and this was the worst hour of teli I've ever seen, I turned it off during the small council meeting
What's /got/'s over-under on Gendry's kids starting a coup since they have a good claim to the throne?
>He was the crazy one
was he though? He was kinda unpleasant sometimes, but he didn't really display any craziness, I don't even remember doing anything that morally questionable other than make weird comments towards his sister
What has tyrion actually done worthy of note?
>Not afraid to make sacrifices: Literally sells his sister-wife's pussy for the good of the realm
>Doesn't give a shit about primitive horsefucker laws
>Fights for what's his
>Doesn't forgive when someone doesn't keep their end of the bargain
He would have been a good king for Westeros.
>gets asked are you a faggot?
>no
>ok great
Because he was seemingly mean to Dany, back when we didn't know that a firm hand was the only way to keep her mania for blood in check.
He died based and before D&D got to put too much shit in his mouth. The best character in this show.
>last episode is called The Iron Throne
>it really, genuinely, actually was about thrones the entire time
What about Jon's kids starting a coup since he's the last true Targaryen?
Worst.
Episode.
Ever.
i don't think dragons are supposed to be stupid, but by that logic he would naturally assume jon killed her and fry him, so god only knows
>tfw Arya said she wasn't going back to Winterfell
>Think maybe she's finally actually matured and is going to marry Gendry
>She's going to do retarded shit on the ocean
Rad.
Jamie is goat, and I'm happy for the Brienne scene as well, had similiar emotions toward it
IT WAS TRULY ICE AND FIRE AND I HAVE BECOME THE GAME OF THRONES
Gendry has to worry about his own lords with better claims not killing him for being a bastard usurper. Same with Bronn.
Killed Tywin, acting hand of the king, commanded forces at the battle of blackwater, was dany's hand for the entirety of her invasion of Westeros.
>back when we didn't know that a firm hand was the only way to keep her mania for blood in check.
Are you actually trying to argue for sympathy for Visyris? He wasn't a sadistic madman, he was just stressed from dealing with Dany's constant bloodlust?
Gendry should have stood up and smashed brans chest in with his hammer at that meeting and taken the throne for himself.
So? Euron isn't the viewer.
Change the system of government of an entire continent?
>imma freewheel it west of westeros
Is there any more cliched ending than some fag going to where no man has been before on a boat cruise?
Second best
I like how the audience is supposed to want Bran to be King even though he actively and knowingly participated in Dany's descent into madness, by spreading the truth about Jon's parentage. That and giving Arya the dagger are the ONLY times Bran took the initiative with anything as the Three-Eyed Raven, despite having more power and knowledge than anyone.
If only tonight we could sleep
In a bed made of flowers
If only tonight we could fall
In a deathless spell
If only tonight we could slide
Into deep black water
And breathe
And breathe...
Then an angel would come
With burning eyes like stars
And bury us deep
In his velvet arms
And the rain would cry
As our faces slipped away
And the rain would cry
Don't let it end...
That's not a glove. The armor is his body.
Harry Lloyd always plays neurotic characters who are secretly the hero.
...
Given the circumstances butthurt sjws are the best thing I could have hoped for and D&D delivered but holy fuck was this garbage.
or why the Eyrie, Iron Islands, or fucking Dorne would go back to being one kingdom after the North gets to opt out
Organised the defence of King's Landing against Stannis, that's about it.
she's a ninja AND a pirate
BASED
Either that or the other lords rallying behind them in a Baratheon restoration attempt
His kidnapping started the whole war
He was Hand of the King to two different Kings
He was suspected of killing Joffrey and actually killed Tywin
random symbolism for no reason: the season
very representative
It goes back to what Tyrion told Jon. To wear his weakness like an armor.
why didn't you protect that smile?
Did you think Emilia started wandering around London again yesterday?
>make weird comments towards his sister
Targaryens are known for fucking their sisters, what he's doing is mild, if anything.
He was abusive and weak. Literally known as the beggar king. He would have been a mediocre king at best, a terrible one at worst.
>bronn shows up at highgarden, the most rich nation in westeros
>tells them that he's the boss now
>doesn't get killed immediately
If they tried they would get their fucking chest caved in by his hammer
He doesn't blame the chair, he was just REEEEEEEEEEing about his mum being dead.
Plus he likes Jon and knows mum liked him too so he doesn't nuke him because of emotions
Destabilized the realm to the best of his ability by killing his father.
you are so unoriginal its pathetic
>He wasn't a sadistic madman
No more than was appropriate. He didn't conduct any mass killings at any rate. And yes he was just stressed from raising a child single handed in difficult circumstances and from being constantly belittled by barbarians.
wow deep
A weak king is better than a mad queen.
The council could have ruled Westeros, which is probably what Varys was planning.
Beinoffs daddy was a chairman of goldmansachs. He's the elite of the jewish elite.
Best house?
>HOUSE IRONBORN
>HOUSE DORNE
>HOUSE HIGHGARDEN
PICK ONE
Pointless show.
Had so many loose ends, it might as well not have happened. Might as well just have kept Big Rob on the throne.
I can't believe this is like the Holy Bible to redditors.
The previous 3 episodes were legitimately worse.
>Yohn Royce lived
BASED
>Gendry changes the Baratheon sigil to a hammer with antlers
>the words are now "It's Hammertime Bitches"
I can dig it
I dont geddid. Would a gut wound really kill you that quickly? Over time, for sure but near instantly? Wouldnt you just be high on adrenaline and in extreme agony for about 30 minutes and then you die?
Based Bobby Jr
>Banish Jon for life to appease an army with zero claim to anything
>Army leaves forever the next day
>Five people at that meeting are aware that Jon is the rightful king
Wtf
>HOUSE DORNE
>HOUSE HIGHGARDEN
Don't exist.
Would leaving on a quest to track down and kill the dragon be more cliched?
>8 seasons of build up to the army of the dead
>8 seasons of build up to the R+L=J
>it means fucking nothing
>instead Jon kills Dany because a dwarf tells him to do it
Jon killed the queen and surrendered his targ claim when he took the black.
perhaps this arousing image of melisandre will soften the blow a bit lads
what is the actual point of elected kings? The kingdom is still ruled the exact same way by 6 fucking people.
Only because he was wandering around the free cities trying to get people on his side. Emigres who have fled into exile are always treated badly.
>abusive
ie he was rude. What of it?
Bran: Says nothing
Sansa: BY THE WAY BRAN'S DICK DOESN'T WORK
Tyrion: BRAN IS A FUCKING RETARDED CRIPPLE LMAO
Bran: What the fuck?
Would've been better if she spent 30 minutes crying in agony as she shat blood honestly
>He wasn't a sadistic madman
Name one sadistic thing Viserys did
>Killed Tywin.
Kinslaying is an abominable crime and he is the current hand so thats clearly a maester coverup.
>acting hand of the king.
Breifly and did nothing but prep a city for battle. Tywin was still handing out the real orders from harrenhall at the time.
>commanded forces at the battle of blackwater.
The king commanded for most of the fight. Tyrion's countercharge was ultimately unsuccessful. Tywin won the battle.
>was dany's hand
And was awful at it and a traitor. Best forget that part. Its not like Dany is remembered fondly.
Did you only start watching at series 7 you fucking newfag?
Thinks the only houses are HOUSE SNOW and HOUSE DRAGON
Faggot
what video game is this? dany may cry?
Bran is a ceremonial figurehead, the small council actually run Westeros.
He's basically President for life with no actual power
I think they hated it too
>who is Dorne Martel
Unfortunately, while Arya had time to graduate from the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things, Dany didn't have time to attend the Arya School of Getting Stabbed in the Torso
he didn't take the black, the nights watch died with edd, and jon fucked off beyond the wall with tormund the first chance he got, that isn't taking the black.
How does Sansa even know his dick doesn't work? Stephen Hawking had a bunch of kids after being spazzed. Has she checked?
Seasons 5-8 are trash bro, shit pic.
Wars of succession after every king dies. Look up visigothic Spain. By the end of it they were welcoming the Moors to put an end to it.
Sure, but he died due to his own designs. He wasn't only weak and cruel. He was a legit retard who has nobody but himself to blame for his death.
Name a single good quality he had, from a ruling standpoint.
YOU'VE AWOKEN THE WYVERN
Why are women so fucking disgusting?
nice
Luckily we only have to wait two decades before AI can create the literal masterpiece adaptation of ASOIAF and finish the books for GRRM. The problem is they kill us before we get to experience them.
So in the end, who was Azor Ahai?
Reminder in the books Jon only sits the throne for a short time after establishing a magna carta. Jaime is legitimised as a Targaryen as he is obviously the King Arthur of the story. And through a political marriage weds Sansa just as the wars of the roses ended with the lancasters and yorks. Uniting the blood of the lion, wolf and dragon into a single royal line.
Also there is a war between dany and young griff to which dany wins. then after there is a war between Jon and Dany, a second dance of dragons between the greens ( Jon ) and blacks ( Dany ). During this war Jon will raise the Kings of Winter with the Horn of Winter in a lord of the rings inspired move like Aragorn and the dead men of dunharrow.
Jon also becomes the Night King 2.0 prior to Sansa and Jaime sitting the throne.
my friend just ranted to my hungover ass about this for 5 minutes, i honestly dgaf
Robin suddenly being a tall chad was one of the highlights of the episode. That titty milk did him good.
Euron
If this is true, then why didn't D&D write one?
Arya "water dancer, faceless man, pirate ninja, hero of the oppressed girls and women" Stark
the frens we made a long the way
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>Thinks the only houses are HOUSE SNOW and HOUSE DRAGON
Neither of those houses exist either. Are you ok user?
>Dorne Martel
No such person in the books or series.
screen cap this
I'll name two:
1) He's the rightful king
2) He's prepared to make the hard decisions
all women want to fuck their brothers. she wanted to see if she could get his dick hard and was extremely disappointed when she couldn't, she took it personally. thats why she humiliated him infront of the now most powerful people in westeros. but bran is into femdom so he was aroused regardless and his peepee did stiffen a little.
BUT HE WAS MEAN TO DANY! DANY CUTE SO IT'S NOT HER FAULT!
HE HIT A GIRL SO HE DESERVED A POT OF MELTED GOLD DUMPED ON HIS HEAD!
>sexual desires
>disgusting
okay homo
This was a more cringe wink to the screen than Ed Sheeran
I was actually interested in what he wanted to say and then that cunt Sansa just says sit down. Wtf?
A knight falls in love with a knight....
>I don't want to be a noble!
>I don't want to be a peasant!
>I don't want to be no one!
>I don't want to be a Stark!
Fuck Arya
>1) He's the rightful king
Jon is
>2) He's prepared to make the hard decisions
Hilarious cop-out answer that makes no sense.
After he has excitedly exclaimed that he enjoyed watching Sansa get raped and that she was beautiful, Sansa probably approached him to give him a pity fap. Since the guy hasn't even masturbated once in his life, since he was crippled when he was a little kid, she thought at least she could be of some help to him.
However, sadly, she noticed his dick doesn't work after pulling down his pants and trying to jerk him off while talking about the night of the rape.
I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE
FREEDOM
JUSTICE
AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE
It wouldn't have been cringe if they hadn't just written one of the worst season in television history.
>Jon is
Not relevant because Viserys had no way of knowing that.
the people gathering there actually get salary for it
Hrrr drrrrr symbolism
THERE'S A NEW THREAD GET IN BEFORE I PISS MYSELF AND GET BOAR'D
imagine taking your naked sister of 14 or so to the bath, LOL!!
Totally normal if you have a healthy relationship with her.
Jon's entire character was about denying and then accepting his role. Bastard, Lord Commander, King in the North, King. While he got the best end out of anyone, it was still garbage.
I did.
I have a boner now, continue.
haha imagine gently washing her body, slowly and sensually caressing her from top to bottom, cupping her breasts and gently and brotherly pinching her nipple as a joke xd
Does anyone else think this could be a set up for a sequel that mirrors lord of the rings?
>hereditary kingdom replaced by an elective one
>rightful ruler in exile with a mad ancestor who lost it all
If the sequel mirrors Lord of the Rings a new threat a la Mordor could emerge, perhaps the White Walkers but even worse this time and Jon or his descendant could be vital to save the kingdom and reforge the Iron Throne as a hereditary kingdom just like Aragorn did.
I'm 31 years old now. As much as I'd like that, I know it'll never happen in my life time
The show isn't made for him it's made for the viewer and should make sense to the viewer. When he speaks directly to the viewer to express his happiness we don't understand why he's happy about being killed in an ultimately futile and unsuccessful attempt to kill a crippled cuck
This fucking book might be the stupidest part about all of this.
Heart stab