Why was it so bad?

Why was it so bad?

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Rian can't write

It was made by privileged man child niggers who live in sunny socal and have no idea what reality really is like?

All the Disney Star Wars films have bad dialogue.

Lucas was an underrated writer who wrote many quotable scenes.

Still working out the kinks. They need a few more trilogies to get it right.

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It wasn't

Autists and nostalgiafags being mad things didn't happen exactly as they wanted. Same thing that happened to GoT.

this. Plus they apparently used his first draft because Kennedy just accepted it.

Geez do I have 2 months of free time to tell you?
Start with:

1) Completely destroyed the universe rules. For example, hyperspace into a capital ship to destroy it. Ruined decades of world building.

2) Retro technology. For example, super slow bombers after Y-wings 30 years earlier.

3) Dismissed physics. For example, gravity bombs in space?

4) Destroyed characters.

5) Weird stupid force powers. Mary Poppins Leia

6) Mary Sue Rei

7) Dumb, unlikable characters. Fin, Poe

8) Stupid stupid plot.

9) Too many plot holes to count

10) Unnecessary scenes violated Chekov principle

Thats JUST for starters. I could literally go on for another 100.

It wasn't it was better than anything in game of thrones and anything in avengers trash

also Ghost Yoda summoning lightning, where was all this power in the prequels?

Rian is a kinographer writer,editor and director. He only needs one draft.

it was made by people who don't like, or at the very least, don't know why they like Star Wars, and who are in the film industry to serve their own egos, not to make interesting movies.

even Chris Avellone (the SW writer who vocally doesn't like SW) shat on it

Terrible and no rewatch ability. But why would you wanna rewatch it

subversion

2/3rds of the plotlines were boring and pointless.

Sounds like return of the jedi

It wasn't it was great

They began filming a trilogy that wasn’t fully written or planned out, didn’t keep the same director for some reason, and it feels like they were just making stuff up as they went

to a retard with no memory maybe

>everything should be bound to the already existing movies and the lore should never evolve
Besides, watch TCW.

Because the gave Finn a pointless story arc so he could become a martyr.

Cutting out his entire arc makes the movie less insufferable

TLJ is such a pleb filter it's unreal.

Yea if you like it you're a massive pleb

This.

Not so fast, pleb. You have to rewatch TLJ til you understand it. Go do your homework.

This: Specifically
1. All the characters are dumb and the plot relies on them doing dumb things constantly
2. Every depicted military operation is completely retarded even by prequel standards, and this movie has more of them than any other Star Wars movie.
3. Action scenes are lazily written with no tension or excitement. The Throne Room fight choreography is laughably bad.
4. Luke is not in character. Before you even get to the flashbacks, Luke talks like someone arguing about the prequels on twitter, not a character in the universe.
5. Rey has no character and just does things because reasons (except for the one scene where she decides to run off to Kylo, and suffers no real consequences for that stupidity).
6. Asspull deus ex machina lightspeed ram
7. There's no reason to care about either of these stupid warring factions, and the apparent "good guys" have utterly lost in the end.

you have to be very retarded to like TLJ. It's literally a movie about retards for retards.

>Why was it so bad?

It was good, only Reddit plebs hating it

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jewish creativity and smarts

It was written by an unrepentant, tantrum throwing moron who makes dick jokes on twitter. He didn't understand how to use subversion, so instead he just did the opposite of what people expected him to do randomly. It's basically directed by a real life PeNguIN of D00M' copypasta.

Half-baked ideas, plot twists for the sake of twists, nonsensical characters, etc.

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user you're a fucking pleb, there's no two ways about it. Those who hate the last jedi are the enemy of cinema.

Lmao

Rian Johnson ADORES naming things "(blank) OF DOOM", seriously

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Kino Ren was the best part of these wannabe space comedies

Go rewatch Brick first while you are at it. Learn something about cinema. Stop thinking about your headcanon.